You would need bulletproof insurance on your car and a very large flame thrower :D

1 step - set the car on fire. 2 step - set the city on fire. 3 step - run and only stop after at at least 9 days.

You don't. That car belongs to her now.

You get a glass jar. Push the jar over the spider, as soon as the spider is in the jar, you put the lid on. Works every time. Spider will not "back out" as the glass is clear. If it does you just push it back in with the lid. Screw the lid on, find some place, put the jar on the ground in a place with rotted wood and "hiding places" take off the lid and leave.

So very carefully. First step is finding an exorcist...

Nuke it from space, its the only way to make sure.

Vacuum cleaner

Just burn the whole car! O.O

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one doesn't. one runs screaming and throws the car into a volcano.

Buy a new car

You wait for her to leave with her bebes.

Burn it. Burn it even more. Then dispose of the ashes on mars. Burn mars.

Tell fury to assemble his avengers

You don't. You just walk away. The car is hers now.

not her nest Raine, her EGGS. Hundreds of little creepy ass babies. Nope! Nope! hell to the Nope. (also I love your name, my daughter is Rayne lol)

I get them in my garage occasionally. I've found the Bug-A-Salt works wonders on them.

That's an Australian redback spider, which is a type of black widow. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redback_spider. And yeah, you don't want them lying around, especially with an egg sac.

Real answer: insecticide spray. I know it’s not an insect but they usually work on spiders. I love spiders and would normally never kill them (not even black widows if they are outside) but in this case I’d make an exception.

Change the car. No more nest. Sorted!

Here's footage of the US military removing a black widow spider from a car. https://youtu.be/QsB83fAtNQE?t=30

you burn it with fire

You burn it...with a flame-thower, the hell with the vehicle

Short the battery and the fire will help ;o)

It's a redback - won't kill you but would make you sick if it bites. Put the lot in in a takeaway food container and take it up to the backyard for release.

that's a red back spider ...

Get a new car

No, it's a redback. Mildly venomous and if you're a full sized adult, you'll probably be fine. They're not aggressive at all (believe it or not, seeing as it is an Australian spider).

The main problem is that they will run away and hide. They won't bite you unless you touch them. Since spiders are good creatures, I try not to hurt them. In this case I would slowly insert a stick or branch near the spider and try to get it to grab hold. Black widow webs are very strong and sticky, so it may come up along with the web. Then take the stick elsewhere and set it down gently. Don't take too long since they can move fast. The egg case is much easier to move.

Drive the car to a remote location, leave it there, and never look back. *** I wrote this reply once and it's repeated all over the place!

With a leather glove.

by getting rid of the car entirely. it's theirs now.

Drogon.

Hans! Get the flammenwerfer!

nuclear artifact

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

That’s a black widow, and her eggs... meaning like 21 spiders total

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with a shot-gun