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#2

My Dad Left His Window Down In His Truck While He Stepped Away For A Few Minutes And A Feral Cat Got In And Ate All Of His Tacos

Final score:

404points

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

Ultimate hunter: Tacocat.

227points

Tacocat 2 years ago

Oui

12points

Kona Pake 2 years ago

Are you aware that taco cat is a sub species of the firkin?

5points

Kitty Koshkin 2 years ago

IM A PALINDROME!! (Exploding kittens reference)

0points

Liv 2 years ago

If I was an animal I would be a Tacocat

0points

Uber Mensch 2 years ago

Well, they _are_ pretty easy to catch.

0points

May 2 years ago

That's not having a bad day - that's getting a new cat

52points

Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

If it's a truly feral cat most people would not want it anywhere near their home. I have a feral. I love her to pieces. She is the devil.

20points

Samantha Lomb 2 years ago

Poor little thing must have been very hungry

25points

Sue Lynn Chan 2 years ago

I wouldn’t mind if stray animals ate my food. I can always get another but double

18points

Helenium 2 years ago

aww i would name him Taco and taco him home

21points

C. Wade 2 years ago

And now you have a cat. Enjoy.

15points

glowworm2 2 years ago

That would be a good day for me. New cat friend!

7points

BusLady 2 years ago

We once had racoons get in and eat all of my dog's treats. They left their little paw prints all over the car.

6points

Janine B. 2 years ago

He he. :)

1point

Id row 2 years ago

Adopt the kitty. All cats deserve a home and someone to love them.

5points

Vicky Z 2 years ago

Thanks hooman! Next time bring burgers

2points

Mani 2 years ago

Cato Bell...Taco Bell was meant to be an anagram.

2points

Walter Stutheit 2 years ago

The true apex predator: feral cats powered by tacos. You’re dad is lucky he is still alive cause if this cat dint feel like sharing then o boy it would go down

2points

Abigail Seaholtz 2 years ago

lol now you got a cat. I wouldn't be complaining

2points

Beta 2 years ago

Cato

2points

blep 2 years ago

How did he find me!?

1point

Dani Alexander 2 years ago

Ate all his tacos lmao

1point

Squirrel Cake 2 years ago

That's actually pretty funny! Silver lining, free cat and no icky taco poops

1point

Thorfin Wolfsbane 2 years ago

I would've done the same thing

1point

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

I'll forgive you for not having any sauce. This time.

1point

Tee Witt 2 years ago

Think you would steal any food if you were starving.

1point

Incitatus 2 years ago

At no point in that sentence did I expect what was coming next.

1point

Sue Simmons 2 years ago

Poor kitty.

1point

raprent 2 years ago

This one made my day! Awesome way to meet your new pet. 😸

1point

Forrest McCanless 2 years ago

Tacocat racecar

1point

lara 2 years ago

Poor baby.

1point

Stargazer66 8 months ago

So there really is a taco cat!

0points

IcarusOfTheSkywings 2 years ago

Up next on Things that eat your lunch in the night

0points

Julian McCallum 2 years ago

Win Win, the cat got food, and your dad already has a perfect name for his new pet cat; Tacocat

0points

backatya 2 years ago

taco bell has a new mascot

0points

Doris Bennett 2 years ago

Poor baby was hungry!

0points

Teresa Spanics 2 years ago

AWW 😻💖

0points

Imogene Cargeaux 2 years ago

He just wants to go home with you! Take him home! Also, that's a win!

0points

Charmagne Blackledge 2 years ago

But the good news is: he's now been adopted by a kitty!!!

0points

Ashley 2 years ago

Bossfight in the making

0points

Elaine Mattingly 2 years ago

Lessons learned, never leave the windows down or the doors unlocked. Leaving the windows led to this cat committing a crime of passion for food . Now you have to pay for his rehab

0points

Heather Menard 2 years ago

He owns that cat now

0points

Paulio 2 years ago

Noooooooo not my tacos

0points

Belle Miles 2 years ago

Is that cat...smiling? Call him Takeout Tom.

0points

Danielle Renee 2 years ago

plus side though, he got a new cat!

0points

Brightheart 2 years ago

The smile on the cat 😂

0points

axolotl 2 years ago

NOOOOOO NOT THE TACOS!!!! :(

0points

mph seti 2 years ago

The cat needed them more.

0points

Kai 2 years ago

New cat?

0points

Julie Harden 2 years ago

Lol.

0points

OMGWaitWhat 2 years ago

🤣😅

0points

Crazy Dog Lady 2 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this one

0points

YoyoSthlm 2 years ago

Adopt the cat!!

0points

Diemond Star 2 years ago

That's so funny

0points

Max Thompson 2 years ago

Tacocat?

0points

V Martinez 2 years ago

I bet this was on a Tuesday

0points

Vicki Cooper 2 years ago

That’ll teach ya

0points

Alvin Chip 2 years ago

Sneak : 100

0points

Lee Butcher 2 years ago

LIVID

-1point

As you can see (and know), mistakes happen and things don't work out as they should. But former clinical psychologist and researcher turned writer Alice Boyes, Ph.D., thinks we can learn to roll with the punches.

"Don't expect life to go smoothly," Boyes wrote in Psychology Today. "If we reserve a hotel room, we expect it will be available when we arrive. We expect clean water to come out of the tap. We expect that if we buy a product and it's faulty or not as described, we'll be able to return it. We expect the product we order will be the product that arrives and not some other random item."

"But the more you think of discomfort (of all kinds) as something to be expected periodically, the easier it can be to handle when it arises," she explained. "It's helpful to think of these experiences as universal rather than personalizing them."

#3

Just Trying To Ride A Bike Near A Nesting Magpie

Final score:

395points

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

This pic made me laugh way too hard!!

117points

#4

For A Month, I Thought I Lost My Wedding Ring On A Cross Country Road Trip. Finally, I Gave Up Ever Seeing It Again When We Realized It Was Under My Husband's Deodorant

I called gas stations, pawn shops, searched lost and found posts.

roseazom Report

Final score:

383points

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ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

that's good news

148points

#5

Just Bought Our Dream Home Less Than 2 Months Ago. Tonight I Watched It Burn To The Ground In A Massive Wildfire

Final score:

374points

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River Webb 2 years ago

I'm so sorry, that really must suck

219points

"We often criticize ourselves that we should be able to handle blips, frustrations, disappointments, sadness, etc., better. You might think, 'Other people wouldn't be rocked by this. Other people would take this in stride.' Self-compassion skills should help a great deal if you're doing this type of criticism," Boyes said.

Also, try to understand what pushes your buttons. It can be really helpful to identify that not every piece of bad news or every inconvenience rattles you greatly, but just specific types.

#6

Got Off The Train At The Wrong Station. Now I'm In The Middle Of Nowhere Without Food, It's Raining, It's Cold, I'm Hungry And Next Train Is In 7 Hours

Final score:

339points

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troufaki13 2 years ago

Many many years ago, when I was studying in England, I went to Nottingham to visit a friend of mine for the weekend. When it was time to return to Coventry, I went to the bus station and they announced the departure for "Covent Green" in London. It was late, I was tired and I misheard. Guess who won a free trip to London! (which was twice the distance from Coventry :/)

89points

#7

Puppy Accidentally Ate A Bee. Everything Turned Out Fine

Final score:

336points

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Chich 2 years ago

I believe the correct term is "spicy sky rasin"

290points

#8

Here Is My Favorite Picture Of My Grandma. She Was Having A Hard Time With The Mixer

Final score:

335points

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Yeah, you heard 2 years ago

Seen this so many times on BP

154points

However, don't attempt to predict further bad news. "When unexpected issues come up, don't automatically [assume] they'll be difficult to address," Boyes said. "Don't expect a string of bad luck, e.g., 'bad luck comes in threes.'"

And as cliché as it sounds, problems can be opportunities. So when you end up in one, ask what you can learn from it. "Consider your strengths. Cars might be foreign to me, but in general, getting things done and not getting ripped off are strengths for me," Boyes said. "You can also consider your weaknesses. I'm not great at asking for help because I'm socially anxious. This was an opportunity to overcome that and ask my neighbor for help (although, to be honest, it was my spouse who asked)."

Yes, bad news sucks. But we still have to cope with it.

#9

First Time Trying To Grow Carrots From Seeds. 6 Months Later

Final score:

309points

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Julia Atkinson 2 years ago

That should keep the whole family going through winter

129points

#10

Learn From My Mistakes

Final score:

306points

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Julieandthephatones 2 years ago

yes both me and my uncle have done this and had the bruising 😣

63points

#11

Welp. There Goes Her New Bed

Final score:

305points

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Chris Ridgley 2 years ago

I regret nothing! Ha 🐕

103points

#12

That Smile Though

Final score:

303points

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Green Machine 2 years ago

He's beaming.

169points

#13

Guess It's Toast For Breakfast Today

Final score:

303points

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Sum Guy 2 years ago

fucken australia... and yes, i have no idea this was in Australia, but I'll stand by that

206points

#14

A Moose Broke Through A Window And Entered A School In Saskatoon Today

Final score:

300points

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Sum Guy 2 years ago

Seems like a totally normal thing for a place name Saskatoon

175points

#15

4 Days After Moving To Chicago

Final score:

297points

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Raven Sheridan 2 years ago

The neighbourhood welcoming committee.

151points

#16

My Commute Is 45 Minutes. Just Pulled Up To The Office, Reached For My Bags And

Final score:

283points

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Sum Guy 2 years ago

That's a safe neighbourhood

99points

#17

This Flooded Parking Garage, Containing Roughly 150 Cars

Final score:

270points

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troufaki13 2 years ago

It's a swimming pool for cars!

84points

#18

Student Handed This In Today

Final score:

267points

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Monic Krugell 2 years ago

I had to write a letter stating that my oldest son's project will not be in on due date because the day before his little brother assumed that it is an unfinished art project which he can finish on his brother's behalf....

110points

#19

Walked To Work In A Thunderstorm, But My Boss Forgot To Tell Me We All Have Today Off

Final score:

261points

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Michelle M 2 years ago

*Did NOT win employee of the month*

63points

#20

It's Always A Pleasure To Realize That Your Coworkers Don't Know How To Close A Box Properly. Right When You're Ready To Go Home

Final score:

257points

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Hans Brandt 2 years ago

Now you kick it on the ground and leave the mess for the one that didn't close it properly.

90points

#21

How Does This Happen?

Final score:

255points

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Saurabh 2 years ago

He was bullying Clark Kent.

113points

#22

Just Got Stung By A Wasp And I Have A Job Interview Later Today… Can’t Even Talk Right

Final score:

253points

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C. Wade 2 years ago

Free Botox.

57points

#23

6 College Bros And One Brain Cell Between All Of Us

Final score:

235points

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Nekenciu Bezdzioniu 2 years ago

Pivot pivot pivot... PIVOT :D

322points

#24

Doordashed Food And In The 5 Minutes It Took Me To Get To The Door, The Neighbor's Cat Ate Through The Box And Stole Some Chicken

Final score:

230points

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C. Wade 2 years ago

Sharing is caring.

106points

#25

Family Vacation To The Grand Canyon. What A View

Final score:

228points

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River Webb 2 years ago

the blues, the greys, all absolutely stunning!

70points

#26

Are You Kidding Me?

Final score:

227points

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River Webb 2 years ago

ask them to remove their hat

172points

#27

He Picked A Bad Day To Block The Fire Hydrant

Final score:

227points

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Monty Is Fiennes 2 years ago

Lesson learned for all...

92points

#28

I Heard Gunshots Outside Right Before Heading To Work, I Waited About 10 Minutes Before I Went Out To My Car And Found This. Glad I Wasn’t In The Car

Final score:

224points

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Green Machine 2 years ago

Whoahh... actually a lucky day for you.

80points

#29

My Grandma’s Lunch At Her New Senior Living Residence That’s $3k A Month. Wtf Is This?

Residents can’t go to the dining room to eat because they don’t have enough staff so it’s deliveries only.

DianWithoutTheE Report

Final score:

224points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

I would shout that place down OMFG. Then grab granny and take her out to lunch (if possible) or order some food .... This is so wrong.

178points

#30

I Wore A Mesh Hat On A 30 Mile Hike. Feeling Like Aang Today

Final score:

221points

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C. Wade 2 years ago

He's the new hair bender

168points

#31

So I Had A Sneezing Fit While Driving Yesterday

Final score:

208points

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alex mitchell 2 years ago

Were you the car?

70points

#32

Well

Final score:

207points

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Agfox 2 years ago

♪♫ We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine... ♫♪

173points

#33

So Finally After A Year I Was Able To Get A Ps5. My Dog Was Excited Too

Final score:

204points

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Jon S. 2 years ago

I hope your dog enjoyed the haptic feedback

59points

#34

I Got Stuck Behind A Draw Bridge Today. And So Did An Ambulance

Final score:

201points

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Sue Lynn Chan 2 years ago

I hope that person managed to ge there on time

148points

#35

Both Things Happened To Me Today

Final score:

199points

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Monic Krugell 2 years ago

go back to bed and try again tomorrow

167points

#36

This Kid Dropping Pizza

Final score:

199points

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C. Wade 2 years ago

I would cry too.

146points

#37

Just Took This Little Guy A Bath 20 Minutes Ago

Final score:

192points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

So you know how to do it.

60points

#38

First Halloween In My New Neighborhood And Didn’t Get A Single Trick Or Treater

Final score:

182points

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Ya boi Jakobi 2 years ago (edited)

the trick or treaters loss cuz they didn't get candy. nice decors btw

95points

#39

Toddler Learned How To Use The Microwave

Final score:

181points

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Hans Brandt 2 years ago

I don't think that statement is correct...

129points

#40

Apparently Someone Has Been Munching My Donuts And It Was Supposed To Be For My Kids After Work

Final score:

180points

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River Webb 2 years ago

trashy person

227points

#41

Owner Used The Wrong Shampoo (It's Hair Dye)

Final score:

179points

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Yeah, you heard 2 years ago

Why would you shampoo so close to the dog's eyes? Why wouldn't you stop the moment you see it's blue dye? That dog is perfectly coloured all over: I suggest this was intentional.

230points

#42

Thanks To Windows, I Never Saw My Card Again

Final score:

177points

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C. Wade 2 years ago

lmao good ol' Windows

45points

#43

My Back Veranda After The Neighbour Next Door, With Which I Share A Septic System, Flushed Paper Towels Down Their Toilet

Final score:

174points

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Mari Bryant 2 years ago

🤢

71points

#44

Someone Parked Underground With Their Sunroof Open And A Pipe Burst Above Them

Final score:

174points

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Zozo🤟 2 years ago

😱😱😱

28points

#45

Yesterday I Asked A Homeless Man With A Sign "Hungry, Anything Helps" If He Wanted A Freshly Baked, Warm Bagel. Today At The Same Intersection Something Caught My Eye

At the time he was super thankful and nice, and I felt great about it as I drove off.

totalbangover Report

Final score:

171points

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Thomas E S Thomas 2 years ago

Most corner-dwelling sign holders are not homeless or desperate. Some of the ones in my city work in teams of two to six people, standing at all points of egress from a freeway or a business. They can make between $2000-$4000 a day from begging.

92points

#46

Woke Up Last Night To A Huge Crashing Sound Only To Find My Only Car Outside Completely Totaled By A Pos Driver. Nobody Else On The Road, 1 Am

Final score:

168points

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Samantha Lomb 2 years ago

Technically they are liable, but you will likely have to sue to get them to pay out. Its likely such a moron does not have insurance.

65points

#47

Some Non-Municipal Company Started Digging Up My And My Neighbor's Lawn With No Disclosure To Put Some Internet Service In, Broke All The Sprinkler Systems

Final score:

152points

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Toni Alabakovski 2 years ago (edited)

Here in Ohio, US, you call 811 (or www.call811.com) a week or 2 before digging, they will send people out to mark all of underground stuff. Many companies won’t dig unless your yard is marked or that you can prove that they were out & didn’t find anything. And it’s free.

59points

#48

Someone Drilled A Hole In My Gas Tank. They Got Away With Roughly $12 Worth Of Fuel

Final score:

151points

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Troux 2 years ago

Hope you didn't try to weld that shut...

38points

#49

I Was Stung Twice, Once On My Forehead And Once On The Top Of My Ear

Final score:

139points

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Archer Harris 2 years ago

Awwww I feel so bad for you. *online hug*

4points

#50

My Dad’s Phone. Left It To Charge Overnight, Woke Up And Saw This

Final score:

136points

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May 2 years ago

Lucky it didn't set fire to anything

84points

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#51

My City Decided It Didn’t Want These Trees Anymore

Final score:

67points

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James016 2 years ago

Your city is dumb

89points

#52

That's No Fun

Final score:

66points

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

This is the real reason brooms were invented. /s

17points

#53

My McDonald's Burger Had A Bug Baked Into The Bun

Final score:

65points

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River Webb 2 years ago

extra protein

44points

#54

Dropped And Broke My Favorite Plate I've Used For 32 Years. You Served Me Well, Bros

Final score:

64points

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River Webb 2 years ago

nooo super glue it back

53points

#55

This Is How My Morning Started. Wtf

Final score:

64points

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Green Machine 2 years ago

Spider: "I call shotgun!"

36points

#56

Dropped Two Pies On The Floor As They Were Coming Out Of The Oven

Final score:

62points

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Firstname Lastname 2 years ago

That's berry sad. :(

45points

#57

Gift From Mother Nature

Final score:

62points

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Noah Ooi 2 years ago

when like gives you durians, just accept it's gift

24points

#58

You Know What Doesn’t Mix? Sleepwalking And Wanting A Bath… FML

Final score:

61points

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Hannah Edwards 2 years ago

I don’t think that tiny tissue is going to cut it.

10points

#59

Asked My Friend To Spray Sunscreen On My Back... Not The Most Even Coat

Final score:

60points

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Annie Bieber 2 years ago

Hobgoblins...

5points

#60

Left My Truck Parked Next To A Lamp Post Before A Storm

Final score:

59points

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Raj Kuthrapali 2 years ago

heh. And the Storm left a lamp post parked on your truck

11points

#61

There Wasn't A Ramp Or Anything. Believe It Or Not, The Driver Only Had Minor Injuries

Final score:

58points

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troufaki13 2 years ago

How???

45points

#62

A Train Car Carrying Corn Had A Leak

Final score:

57points

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

I can just imagine wild turkeys coming across this.

33points

#63

Wonder How Long That Was In There? Had To Forfeit That Last Sip

Final score:

56points

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Yettichild 2 years ago

EW! EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

32points

#64

Do You Guys Know Toner Dust From A Printer? It Feels Like Liquid If You Put Enough Of It In A Zip Bag. Well I Would Recommend To Use Something Else

Final score:

55points

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Hans Brandt 2 years ago

That's what happens when you fk around with toner. Slow day at work, ha?

23points

#65

After My Waitress Sat Down My Ice Water And Walked Away, My Glass Split Cleanly In Half

Final score:

55points

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Troux 2 years ago (edited)

Let me explain, having seen this countless times as a server: A few glasses break over time because s**t happens in a fast-paced environment. Eventually running low, servers request more glasses. Manager denies request in anger; assumes that breakage should be extremely rare just like at home; assumes that servers are intentionally breaking glasses for fun (even though it takes 5 minutes of delicate cleanup every time it happens). Eventually the threshold is reached where there is no more backup glass inventory; you have to start using glasses fresh out of the scalding-hot dishwasher. Cold beverage in hot glass = another broken glass = even less inventory = even faster breakage rate. This of course leads to slower refills and occasionally broken glass at the table, lowering your tip. No, the neglectful manager's salary is not impacted in case you were worried.

43points

#66

What I Asked For vs. What I Got

Final score:

54points

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C. Wade 2 years ago

I mean I'm no expert but that's just f****d

23points

#67

Left Work To Go Home And Car Sounded Like It Lost A Muffler. Got Home And Found My Catalytic Converter Stolen While I Was Parked. I’ve Only Had This Car For 6 Months

Final score:

51points

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

This past summer there was a bunch of catalytic converters stolen. I guess they're easy to remove and contain some rare metals people can get fast cash for. People are terrible.

31points

#68

I Was Upstairs. Heard A Bang And It Appears My Radiator Had Fallen Asleep. How's Your Evening Going

Final score:

51points

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troufaki13 2 years ago

Poor thing... it was tired

15points

#69

My Basement Got A Little Wet

Final score:

51points

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Samantha Lomb 2 years ago

An apartment building? Otherwise thats a lot of washers and dryers for one family.

28points

#70

Never Thought It’ll Happen To Me. 6 Hours Flight, Touched Me 3 Times

Final score:

50points

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River Webb 2 years ago

pull off their sock, turn around and stuff it in their mouth

47points

#71

I Parked My Jeep Incorrectly

Final score:

50points

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R3b3l R3b3l 2 years ago (edited)

Looks correctly parked to me

20points

#72

If You’re Ever Tempted To Machine Wash A Down Pillow… Maybe Don’t

Final score:

50points

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Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago

I do all the time, and it’s never looked like that!

13points

#73

Went Hiking For My Partner's Birthday. There Were Bugs

Final score:

49points

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lara 2 years ago

And this is why one wears long pants, socks and boots, with pants in boots.

17points

#74

Tried To Save A Few Trees And Bought A Silicone "Cotton Swab". Guess Who's In Urgent Care Because The Other End Is Stuck In His Ear?

Final score:

49points

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

As my doctor used to say, "Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear." Even q-tips have warnings on them that they shouldn't go in your ear.

28points

#75

My Mother In Law Started The Dishwasher For Us When We Were Away. She Used Dish Soap

Final score:

48points

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Samantha Lomb 2 years ago

Oh I did this as a kid. Whole kitchen was flooded with bubbles. Dad started to get mad, but I said I did use dish soap. Then he had to explain dish soap for hand washing and for the dish washer are different ( tricky bastards) and we had to clean it up. Lesson learned

23points

#76

Parents Spilt Paint In Their Car

Final score:

48points

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Alvin Chip 2 years ago

a big mess yikes

4points

#77

Try To Guess Which Pink Number I Need For My Niece's Birthday

Final score:

47points

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Maybe get two zeroes and stick them together with a little melted wax?

35points

#78

My Daughter Left Her Magnifying Glass In The Cup Holder Of Her Booster Seat While We Were Parked In The Sun

Final score:

46points

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Yeah, you heard 2 years ago

Pretty lucky car didn't catch fire and explode

20points

#79

Shoe Decided To Fall Apart Before My Wedding

Final score:

46points

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ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

the solution is in your hand

9points

#80

This Tiny Gap, Where My Wedding Ring Now Lives

Final score:

46points

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Thomas Sweda 2 years ago

If you also find two bracelets , they’re my daughter’s.

4points

#81

One Of My Kids Brought Poison Ivy Into The House, Now My Hands Look Like This. Every Bump Is A Blister

Final score:

46points

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

Ow!

10points

#82

Someone Breaks Into My Car Last Night. I Have Nothing To Steal Except A USB Cable. Someone Stole My USB Cable. Yeah

Final score:

45points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

Said it before: A thief doesn't care if they have to cause $150 worth of damage for a $1 item. Never leave anything in your car. Even an empty shopping bag may contain a tablet or laptop. And a thief will want to know.

16points

#83

What Could Go Wrong Having A Barbecue On Your Balcony During Quarantine

Final score:

45points

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ElenaK 2 years ago

A lot! I really hate people who have BBQs on balconies. All the neighboring houses smell like grill!

9points

#84

Portable Battery Fell And Broke My Ceramic Lakers Basketball Piggy Bank That I've Been Using Since I Was 10

Final score:

44points

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Green Machine 2 years ago

Time to cash out!

14points

#85

Heard A Crack And Went Outside To See What Made The Noise

Final score:

44points

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Cip IESAN 2 years ago

Instead of the porch, the tree hit the Porsche...

19points

#86

My Cat Decided To Piss On My New Switch, Instead Of Literally Anywhere Else

Final score:

44points

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BatPig 2 years ago

Mine once peed on the modem. She did it to let me know she was sick. Vet confirmed - urinary tract infection

5points

#87

I Spilled This Whole Bottle In My Pocket And Now I Smell Like A Deer's Flashlight

Final score:

41points

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Yeah, you heard 2 years ago

Serves you right, if you were out hunting stags

69points

#88

Matty Matheson's Daughter Wanted To Help Make Her Own Birthday Cake

Final score:

41points

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Green Machine 2 years ago

Awwwwhaha.. poor girl.

6points

#89

It Was Windy Today

Final score:

40points

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lara 2 years ago

NOW you understand tie downs.

11points

#90

Pro Tip: Don't Store PC Stuff Near Paint When Moving Into A New House

Final score:

40points

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River Webb 2 years ago

uh huh thats totally what it is

21points

#91

Accidentally Dropped Tuna Can In My Sink

Final score:

40points

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ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

use a magnet

33points

#92

Last Weekend, I Was The Idiot. Didn't Notice Until 1 Hour Down The Road

Final score:

40points

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Green Machine 2 years ago

..an HOUR??

22points

#93

Parked My Bike Outside A Friend's House For Less Than An Hour, Came Back Out To Find Someone Keyed My Tank Just In Time For My Halloween Ride

Final score:

40points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

Jerks will be jerks, even during Halloween.

22points

#94

Bought My Sister An Ice Cream Cake, Her Name Is Dori

Final score:

39points

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DuchessDegu 2 years ago

's sister 😁

8points

#95

Checked Into The Last Room Available Late Last Night In The Middle Of Nowhere

Final score:

38points

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

Chair under the door k**b. Not as secure but could buy you a little time.

20points

#96

The Store I Work At Lost Power For 20 Minutes And We Had To Throw Out 1000$+ Of Meat And Cheese Because It Was 3 Degrees Above What We Can Keep

Final score:

37points

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

20 minutes? Those are some oddly strict rules. If it really was only 20 minutes, I hope by "throw out" you mean "give to staff and friends."

47points

#97

Oh, Okay

Final score:

34points

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Troux 2 years ago

How did you handle this?

32points

#98

Gotta Love Ads In My Fortune Cookie

Final score:

33points

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BatPig 2 years ago

Seriously?? I would never return to that store again but I would let them know why!

8points

#99

I Need This For School. I Don't Have The Money For A New One

Final score:

33points

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ZuluIsraeliAmnesiac 2 years ago

HDMI cable, connect to TV

35points

#100

It’s Me. I’m The Idiot. Left My Sunroof Open When It Called For Rain

Final score:

33points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

It's your sunroof. It shouldn't have called for rain when it was open.

6points

#101

Can I Get An F In The Chat? Never Buy A Desk From Wayfair

Final score:

33points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

Looks more like very bad assembly than a Faulty product to me.

32points

#102

I’ve Had This Car For Four Days

Final score:

32points

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Zozo🤟 2 years ago

Oh no 😂😂

3points

#103

How Is Everyone Else's Day Going?

Final score:

31points

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mcborge1 2 years ago

This is why I haven't gotten a PC case with a tempered glass side panel yet. My acrylic panelled carbide air 540 might not be as flashy as most modern cases but it will last a lot longer.

4points