ADVERTISEMENT

On paper, online reviews are a great way to do your due diligence before laying down some hard-earned cash. Unfortunately, it does leave you at the mercy of random internet people, who can range from well-informed and helpful to enteral made up. 

The ‘Quit Your BS’ internet group gathers all the times people have publicly lied and then gotten caught in the act. Most prominent are the posts about customers leaving reviews so fake that the business owners themselves had to debunk them. So be sure to upvote the most satisfying call-outs as you scroll and comment your own stories below.

More info: Reddit 

RELATED:
    #2

    One Star Review For A Wedding Officiant

    One Star Review For A Wedding Officiant

    Amethyst928 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Monday
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm curious as to how difficult it would be to find a nudist wedding officiant.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #3

    Reviewing A Place That Isn't Even Open Yet

    Reviewing A Place That Isn't Even Open Yet

    endoflevelbaddy Report

    The unfortunate truth is that the internet allows for pure anonymity, so it’s not hard to lash out vindictively against a business that you think slighted you in some way or maybe just mess with someone’s day. A more sinister phenomenon, depending on how you look at it, is the rise in bought, fake reviews. Amazon is the prime location for these sorts of operations, where anyone can unleash an army of bots or poorly paid users to give their products rave reviews. Even worse, a nefarious business owner can, instead, use these services to give competitors bad reviews

    The result of all this manipulation is that many customers simply don’t know whether they can trust a review or not. This basically has the effect of removing any and all trust in general. This has become such an issue that certain regulatory bodies are actually looking into ways to hold companies accountable. The UK Competition and Markets Authority is investigating Amazon and Google for not doing enough to combat fake reviews.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #5

    A Review About A Trampoline Park

    A Review About A Trampoline Park

    demonic_pug Report

    As a consumer, if you plan to put down serious money for a product, you would want to at least read through a handful of user reviews beforehand. But now that you know that so many are faked, what can you do to be sure? While it's impossible to know one hundred percent, there are a few telltale signs to look out for. You can use services like Fakespot or Reviewmeta to analyze if something is real or not. There are also browser extensions like Camelizer that can rate the reliability of a text.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #7

    Owner Calls Out Customer Over Poor Review

    Owner Calls Out Customer Over Poor Review

    PurpleDiver Report

    #8

    Fake Review Before The Restaurant Even Opens

    Fake Review Before The Restaurant Even Opens

    your_dankesty Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    This Review Of My University

    This Review Of My University

    DrKader Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love people that are so much smarter than everyone else, that they know 5G is "bad", but don't even know what the antennas look like. 🤣

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu

    Generally, just reading through the review can give you some good indicators. Vague descriptions, a multitude of grammatical errors, and generally short texts all point towards a review being created by a bot or a service provider. Reviews with images of the product are more likely to be real, and you can reverse image search the picture to see if it’s just been taken from elsewhere. 

    #10

    1 - Star Review Fail

    1 - Star Review Fail

    Eileithia Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #11

    Why Lie It’s Just Not Worth It’ll The Embarrassment?

    Why Lie It’s Just Not Worth It’ll The Embarrassment?

    ari_bu03 Report

    #12

    Fake Review By A Competitor For A Bicycle Store

    Fake Review By A Competitor For A Bicycle Store

    Trazer854 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then I am imaginary staff no.295, the one who is ‘super rude’ and ‘charged way extra’ for a packet of Oreos

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu

    Another suggestion is to explore reviews outside of Amazon. Professional reviews can be helpful, though they often don’t use the item long enough to determine if it's suitable for long-term use. Similarly, restaurant reviews can be difficult since tastes, literally, differ. If it's a more mundane item, might be hard to find an expert review, since, say, garden hoses and roof shingles might not have a dedicated community assessing them.

    #14

    Fake Review After Eating The Food

    Fake Review After Eating The Food

    LionsLioness Report

    #15

    A Nail Salon Owner Responds To A 1 Star Review

    A Nail Salon Owner Responds To A 1 Star Review

    imgur.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked in restaurants for years and I wish people would realize that not only is it inconsiderate, but it's dangerous to let your kid run around a restaurant. I will hurt your kid. That's not a threat. I have a solid 150lbs on your kid and I'm carrying heavy trays with hot food. If that falls on them they can get seriously hurt. So please tell your children not to do things like latch onto my leg like a tweeked out koala bear!

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu

    The best bet would be to go to a store to try the item in person, but this only really works for a handful of options. Most restaurants don’t really let you sample random dishes for free, though you can at least enter the establishment to determine the vibe. Similarly, service providers like wedding planners and photographers might have impressive portfolios, but until they actually do their job, it can be difficult to keep track. The bottom line is that buyers really do have to be wary. Fortunately, at least some business owners do their part to ensure only fair and, more importantly, real reviews. 

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #16

    Left One Star Review On Super Bowl Sunday

    Left One Star Review On Super Bowl Sunday

    NarutoCell Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still should not expect to be served two minutes prior to closing time! At that point, line has already been shut down, the grills are cleaned, and the staff is just performing the final cleaning duties before going home. When I worked in a restaurant we would get into trouble if we weren’t clocked out 15 minutes after closing.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #17

    Hostel Responding To A Hostile Yelp Review

    Hostel Responding To A Hostile Yelp Review

    imgur.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...and we weren't going to pursue the matter further but since you felt the need to blast us on Yelp we'll be providing this information to the police. Thanks for the review. Love and Luck."

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #18

    Woman Writes A Fake Bad Review, Gets Called Out By Restaurant Owner

    Woman Writes A Fake Bad Review, Gets Called Out By Restaurant Owner

    BRANN0N Report

    #19

    My Orthodontist Received A Fake Review From The Competition… Murder Ensues

    My Orthodontist Received A Fake Review From The Competition… Murder Ensues

    reddit.com Report

    #20

    "WTH, I Didn’t Want This Food, Why Would You Make Me Eat It??"

    "WTH, I Didn’t Want This Food, Why Would You Make Me Eat It??"

    Sizzox Report

    #21

    Customer Post A Bad Review On A Restaurant

    Customer Post A Bad Review On A Restaurant

    Only for the owner to call the bulls**t that they tried to do a professional photoshoot and lingered around for 3.5hrs buying 3 coffees for a group of 6!!!

    Indianfattie Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #22

    Lying On A Pet Store Google Review Because They Wouldn't Hire Him. Owner Responds

    Lying On A Pet Store Google Review Because They Wouldn't Hire Him. Owner Responds

    greeneyes826 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the actual bark would someone be like 'My dog's tooth is broken by this horrid treat! ...I'll break it with a hammer... Because chunks of rock in their belly will better after breaking a tooth!' Your logic is lacking.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #24

    Fake Review For An Inpatient Psychiatric Hospital Program

    Fake Review For An Inpatient Psychiatric Hospital Program

    anagorinth Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tortious interference. Sue them. Especially if they have a history of doing this. Or contact your local news channel and see if they'd be willing to do a story on it.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #25

    Competitor Barber Shop Posts Fake Review - Gets Called Out

    Competitor Barber Shop Posts Fake Review - Gets Called Out

    schleiderftw Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #26

    Owner Of Salon Says 'Quit Your Bullsh*t' To Fake Review

    Owner Of Salon Says 'Quit Your Bullsh*t' To Fake Review

    CynicalCinderella Report

    #27

    Pink Tried To Make A Bad Review, Then Gets Called Out By The Devs Of The App

    Pink Tried To Make A Bad Review, Then Gets Called Out By The Devs Of The App

    GirixK Report

    #28

    Woman Leaves Poor Review On Local Restaurant, Restaurant Fires Back

    Woman Leaves Poor Review On Local Restaurant, Restaurant Fires Back

    lilgnat Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No fríes, no chicken strips" Then go to McDonald's or Canes. I worked in bars and restaurants that had more of a Subway type menu and it was insane how many people came in and complained we only had potato chips, not fries.new didn't have deep fries. Those things are expensive and take a lot of time to clean. Most delis we go to don't have fried food but everyone with a toddler wants to go to a bar for French fries.

    #29

    Owner Of Car Mechanic Shop Calls Out Fake Reviewer

    Owner Of Car Mechanic Shop Calls Out Fake Reviewer

    kar816 Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #30

    A Coworker Was Fired In No Small Part Due To His Harassment Of Me

    A Coworker Was Fired In No Small Part Due To His Harassment Of Me

    He wasting no time in asking his friends to leave a bunch of fake reviews against me and the tattoo I work at. I thought it was over since it’s been 4 months, but we just got a new one!

    rococo_chaos Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that calling someone large is still the default insult for idiots who aren't smart enough to win an argument. I'm plus size, and any time I have any kind of confrontation with anyone, it never stays in the lane of what we're arguing about. And if I'm winning the argument, it immediately devolves to 'well you're a fat b!tch" because it's their only weapon left. I can smell it coming in almost any disagreement because it's the only thing they have left to use when they don't have a proper argument on its own merits.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #31

    Casually Browsing Reviews For Dinner When

    Casually Browsing Reviews For Dinner When

    ginga_gingaa Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like their "allergy" is all in their head. Like that lady who said she gets violently ill when she ingests MSG, then accidently ingests MSG but finds the food delicious right up until she hears about the MSG. Not saying all allergies are like this. But some out there just like to feel special and think faking an allergy is going to accomplish that.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #32

    Owner Of A Micro-Brewery Responds To A Review, The Reviewer Doesn't Want To Quit Their Bullsh*t

    Owner Of A Micro-Brewery Responds To A Review, The Reviewer Doesn't Want To Quit Their Bullsh*t

    carlsto1 Report

    #33

    Reading Reviews For A Hotel And Found This Gem

    Reading Reviews For A Hotel And Found This Gem

    silkblackrose Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    LH25
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when they have video evidence showing how fake the review is.

    #34

    Fake Google Review Gets Called Out

    Fake Google Review Gets Called Out

    dannydevito77 Report

    #35

    Friend Of Disgruntled Ex Employee Leaves Fake Review, Gets Called Out

    Friend Of Disgruntled Ex Employee Leaves Fake Review, Gets Called Out

    you-know-poo Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It absolutely IS NOT easy to give all animals medications. This person is just an a*s.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    Continue reading with Bored Panda Premium
    Unlimited content
    Ad-free browsing
    Dark mode
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #36

    Local Restaurant Fighting Back

    Local Restaurant Fighting Back

    habadab Report

    #37

    Restaurant Owner Smacks Down Bs Review

    Restaurant Owner Smacks Down Bs Review

    BoricuaDriver Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #38

    Came Across This Review For A Nearby Bakery

    Came Across This Review For A Nearby Bakery

    sh**hij Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #39

    Guy Gives New Dentist In Town It's Only Bad Review. Called It By New Dentist. Funny The Reviewer Name Is Mr. @ickman And Suggest They See Dr. $ickman Instead

    Guy Gives New Dentist In Town It's Only Bad Review. Called It By New Dentist. Funny The Reviewer Name Is Mr. @ickman And Suggest They See Dr. $ickman Instead

    looky32 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    LH25
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't even bother to use an account with a different last name.

    #40

    Got Caught Faking A Puppy Review

    Got Caught Faking A Puppy Review

    MrFluids Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #41

    Good Old Fake Reviews

    Good Old Fake Reviews

    SkyylarYT Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't disagree with the point the reviewer was making. There are a few apps I've tried that while free to play bombard you with ads and the only option to buy is a subscription not a one-off purchase. For a lot of apps it makes more sense to buy once than have to subscribe. Microsoft Solitaire I'm looking at you...

    #42

    Fake Account Leaves A One Star Review. Gets Called Out By Owner

    Fake Account Leaves A One Star Review. Gets Called Out By Owner

    solidsnoot Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda