Kindly avoid the oncoming train splatter.

Oh, you mean that he's not?

This looks like my phone, everything I even think about something, out of nothing come all the advertising.

Buy a wardrobe! Complete with dead body!

Yep, 5 door wardrobe looks like a body could fit in it.

Sales to die for

Ah,. the Evening Herald! I'm more surprised by the fact that they could spell 'wardrobe'.

includes free home assembly and someone's dead wife. There is a deadline on this offer.

Malgorithms

*sips unsee juice*

Who ever was in charge of ad placement did a really poor job of proof reading where it was supposed to go!

The punctuation is so bad, it reads as though , he spent 48 hours , in the wardrobe WITH her body .

Definitely time for a new wardrobe.

What's with that headline? 'Joanne husband'? If they aren't giving out her husband's name, why put her name out there, like it's her fault that he lived with her body?

Yes. They do this on purpose. It's not a coincidence. It makes you pay more attention to the ad, which makes the advertising business happy. The confusing part is why any person in their right mind is paying any attention whatsoever to ads - but then I guess that explains itself.

Yep it's the algorithm

*Shudders*

Well he probably does need a new one now....

Hey...I bet they sold a lot of wardrobes, though. Much cheaper than coffins.

Thats Horrible!😱

I'm so ashamed about how much I laughed.

Oof that's rough

The first one is creepy

hmmmmm, thats a bit sus

No...this is like when I watch Top Chef and Hot Pockets commercials come on...🤭✌

Even if they were aiming for morbid humor, it's just wrong

Makes me think of when there was a camera adverticements with make the best pictures of your children next to an article about child porn

Sus

That free home assembly might give away that I have a dead body.....

This had to be on purpose

how do you not notice

Editor should be fired!

wow

This just seems wrong. what was the paper thinking after seeing that ad I would refuse to have a wardrobe in my house !

Well done "The Evening Herald" its an Irish newspaper, and bargaintown is where you get really crap, poor quality furniture

Ooops

Cool, free home assembly. Does it include the dead wife?

Haha hahaha. Sorry.

Just in case you are having those kinds of thoughts uuugg!!!

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That is terrifying

Fits up to 4 bodies

eeeek

But do we know if it's the same kind of wardrobe? I want to get my money's worth!

Daily news for criminals

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I couldn't stop laughing!

Happy to see you...

This ad is a stroke of genius.