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Having A Baby VS Having A Cat (9 Pics)
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Matthew Inman, the brilliant cartoonist behind the highly successful Oatmeal webcomic, has created a hilarious comic that compares and contrasts the wonders of cat ownership with the horrors of having a baby.

Whether or not you agree with his points, he is definitely worth following – his comics run from the inspiring and informative to the hilarious and gross!

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There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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Dovas

Dovas

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There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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AnnaKΓ€hne
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow, people, you are taking it way too seriously! This is just black humor :) And it is hilarious!!! hahahaha!

stacyh
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course overly sensitive parents with absolutely no sense of humor found this offensive. Sigh....

DaveJonathan
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone said this is just dark humor, but according to my biases this all checks out as unconditionally true. Also, stop making babies until we figure out ways to NOT destroy the planet and one another.

TeresaLewis
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can't take a cat with you when travelling as easy as a child but you can leave one at home for two days at a time as long as there is a cat flap and they are streetwise. But they are not as expensive as children so with the money saved you can pay a cat sitter or take the cat to a cattery while on holiday.

CarleeFranklin
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed so hard the kids on bus were looking at me like wtf is that girl laughing at

DaveJonathan
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone said this is being taken too seriously and is just black humor. I'd just like to say that, according to my biases this all checks out as unconditionally true, and is backed by all the evidence real life can give. Also, we have a moral obligation to figure out ways of living with one another and this planet before we continue populating... soooo get a cat.

ThomasBerinde
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agree, why pollute the world with more broken DNA as too many people are born each day, I would vote for a law like in china for the whole world, and who wants children anyway there is plenty to adopt.

MariaTsocheva-Stoyanova
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One thing is for sure. The kid is way bigger responsibility than a cat. If you fail with the child and he or she becomes a bad person, you can be the reason for ruining many people's lives. But the opposite is also true, the child, unlike the cat, can change the world for good :-)

ReinhildeLenaers
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat was my babie for fourteen years, my closest companion ever. This funny cartoon says it all! I enjoyed it very much, for a minute I saw my cat again, hihi.

cheetah
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats are clean, picky, fun. Make sure they let us know they in charge. Luv us so much they give us the pretty envelopes each month...we call them bills. :)

DwiPurwanti
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love kids but I def can laugh at it akakakakaka... Hilarious!

TessaYounger
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.i laughed like mutley for way too long.choked and coughed and cried with laughter for way too long and now have a headache from laughing too much.please do more!!!

Danish Susanne
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We didn't have children, but we had cats. Wouldn't want it any other way.

Jason Bagwell
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was a PSA for freedom and birth control if ever there was one.

BeccaA
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 2cats and 2 8month old twin boys and this isn't true but i still find this article funny.

RobynDailey
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm definitely not a cat person but I am a mom with 2 kids and this had me Laughing so hard! Hilarious!

AlaaKabalan
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If time machines are invented, parents will go back in time and have cats instead of us

MeredithMcCann
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the real reason cat people shouldn't have kids: http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/OnCall/story?id=1299317

CollinCampbell
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isolated incidents mean bugger all. They said themselves we don't know enough. Find more credible sources than a newscast as well.

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Garry Tyler
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait a baby doesn't drag a dead mouse into your bed at night, oh wait a baby doesn't c**p in your garden every night for every year of its life,oh wait a baby doesn't climb around with muddy feet all over the food prep areas of your house :)

Sylwia Szczypa
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats don’t c**p in your garden, only your neighbour’s. And they don’t go around with muddy feet. That’s your dog.

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NicoleDonahoo
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8 years ago

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Cats are pretty awesome, however I don't think a comparison can be made between the two. Matt's pretty funny with his comics, but I know he had a rough childhood growing up that influences his opinions and sense of humor. If you like cats get a cat, if you want a baby... Be a decent human, plan for it and teach it how to help others and give back. Boom. Not too hard.

MeredithCordoza
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9 years ago

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I can't tell if the 20 something cats in this house would be worse than a baby or not. It's pretty close lol. Sometimes I wish my mom hadn't chosen rescue animals for a passion in life.

TeresaLewis
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9 years ago

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You can't guarantee your children will look after you when you're old and the more you will expect it from them the less likely they will. Also children will age you. And they are more expensive than cats so will need to be very well off for you to travel abroad wit them. Children should be taken over the length and breadth of their own country before going abroad. But it's not nice for cats to kill birds. They should hunt rats and mice instead which is what they were brought to Europe for.

KimberlyShaffer
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good luck with trying to teach a cat to distinguish between birds and rats/mice! :-D

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AlannahFletcher
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8 years ago

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I do not like this I think babies are super awesome a cute. No offense to the creator or the uploader

MeredithMcCann
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9 years ago

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Stop lecturing Matt, all you parents! His cat absolutely plans on taking care of him when he is old, by devouring his shriveled elderly flesh when he becomes too weak to move.

RachelFord
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9 years ago

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Has the writer ever seen newborn kittens? They look like wet rats, are blind, can't walk, scream for their mother constantly, are completely dependent and will die if taken away from their mother. Yep, not exactly "independent and cute". Hahaha :)

AliceMay
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like you are about to have a baby. At least kittens grow out of that in 6 weeks (IF EVEN). A child never does....

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RachelFord
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9 years ago

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Has the writer ever seen newborn kittens? They look like wet rats, are blind, can't walk, scream constantly for their mother, are constantly feeding, are completely dependent on their mother and will die if taken away from her. Yep, very "cute and independent" hahaha.

Epicdragontamer
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sheesh I'm more of a dog person and I still love cats Just look the other way and you will love them

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KTTrondsen
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9 years ago

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You're doing parenting wrong, half the pictures the problems with poop could be solved by just putting a diaper on the baby lol

ChristianW
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9 years ago

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Cat or baby? Thats what people are trying to figure out....never.

RchieJanMateo
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9 years ago

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in case you know we human's starts with being a baby what do you wanna say where goblins?

YousefImran
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9 years ago

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This was not funny or humorous in any way. I have both. A baby boy and a cat. I wouldn't replace my boy with all the cats in the universe. One smile him makes every sleepless hour worth it. The was a vulgar post and I hate it.

jevais
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yousef Imran, where is your sense of humor? You don't understand black humor? It's a common in the English culture. Try not to take every thing by the 1st degree. This comic strip was and is really fun and funny for all people who have or had, cats and babies.

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PeittoBurrito
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9 years ago

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I disliked this comic right away after seeing the first picture. The cat is cute and innocent looking while the baby is made to look like an ugly monster. Feels like an unfair fight. You know, both cats and babies can be the best or worst thing ever, it depends on your point of view. This comic has its funny moments but it's too black and white.

CollinCampbell
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The concept of black humor must be lost on you. Educate yourself in this manner and you will be forgiven.

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9 years ago

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I have a 6 year old and since 6 years I'm doing what I like, as traveling the world etc. And she's well educated, loving and a 100 times better than a cat :p car won't care for you when you're sick, your kid will if educated properly.

KalilCamera
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take it easy its just comics hahaha... I have a cat and i want to have kids too, but after getting my masters only, it also has the financial part that the artist didn't touched.

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AnnaKΓ€hne
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow, people, you are taking it way too seriously! This is just black humor :) And it is hilarious!!! hahahaha!

stacyh
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course overly sensitive parents with absolutely no sense of humor found this offensive. Sigh....

DaveJonathan
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone said this is just dark humor, but according to my biases this all checks out as unconditionally true. Also, stop making babies until we figure out ways to NOT destroy the planet and one another.

TeresaLewis
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can't take a cat with you when travelling as easy as a child but you can leave one at home for two days at a time as long as there is a cat flap and they are streetwise. But they are not as expensive as children so with the money saved you can pay a cat sitter or take the cat to a cattery while on holiday.

CarleeFranklin
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed so hard the kids on bus were looking at me like wtf is that girl laughing at

DaveJonathan
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone said this is being taken too seriously and is just black humor. I'd just like to say that, according to my biases this all checks out as unconditionally true, and is backed by all the evidence real life can give. Also, we have a moral obligation to figure out ways of living with one another and this planet before we continue populating... soooo get a cat.

ThomasBerinde
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agree, why pollute the world with more broken DNA as too many people are born each day, I would vote for a law like in china for the whole world, and who wants children anyway there is plenty to adopt.

MariaTsocheva-Stoyanova
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One thing is for sure. The kid is way bigger responsibility than a cat. If you fail with the child and he or she becomes a bad person, you can be the reason for ruining many people's lives. But the opposite is also true, the child, unlike the cat, can change the world for good :-)

ReinhildeLenaers
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat was my babie for fourteen years, my closest companion ever. This funny cartoon says it all! I enjoyed it very much, for a minute I saw my cat again, hihi.

cheetah
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats are clean, picky, fun. Make sure they let us know they in charge. Luv us so much they give us the pretty envelopes each month...we call them bills. :)

DwiPurwanti
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love kids but I def can laugh at it akakakakaka... Hilarious!

TessaYounger
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.i laughed like mutley for way too long.choked and coughed and cried with laughter for way too long and now have a headache from laughing too much.please do more!!!

Danish Susanne
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We didn't have children, but we had cats. Wouldn't want it any other way.

Jason Bagwell
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was a PSA for freedom and birth control if ever there was one.

BeccaA
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 2cats and 2 8month old twin boys and this isn't true but i still find this article funny.

RobynDailey
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm definitely not a cat person but I am a mom with 2 kids and this had me Laughing so hard! Hilarious!

AlaaKabalan
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If time machines are invented, parents will go back in time and have cats instead of us

MeredithMcCann
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the real reason cat people shouldn't have kids: http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/OnCall/story?id=1299317

CollinCampbell
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isolated incidents mean bugger all. They said themselves we don't know enough. Find more credible sources than a newscast as well.

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Garry Tyler
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait a baby doesn't drag a dead mouse into your bed at night, oh wait a baby doesn't c**p in your garden every night for every year of its life,oh wait a baby doesn't climb around with muddy feet all over the food prep areas of your house :)

Sylwia Szczypa
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats don’t c**p in your garden, only your neighbour’s. And they don’t go around with muddy feet. That’s your dog.

Load More Replies...
NicoleDonahoo
Community Member
8 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Cats are pretty awesome, however I don't think a comparison can be made between the two. Matt's pretty funny with his comics, but I know he had a rough childhood growing up that influences his opinions and sense of humor. If you like cats get a cat, if you want a baby... Be a decent human, plan for it and teach it how to help others and give back. Boom. Not too hard.

MeredithCordoza
Community Member
9 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

I can't tell if the 20 something cats in this house would be worse than a baby or not. It's pretty close lol. Sometimes I wish my mom hadn't chosen rescue animals for a passion in life.

TeresaLewis
Community Member
9 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

You can't guarantee your children will look after you when you're old and the more you will expect it from them the less likely they will. Also children will age you. And they are more expensive than cats so will need to be very well off for you to travel abroad wit them. Children should be taken over the length and breadth of their own country before going abroad. But it's not nice for cats to kill birds. They should hunt rats and mice instead which is what they were brought to Europe for.

KimberlyShaffer
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good luck with trying to teach a cat to distinguish between birds and rats/mice! :-D

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AlannahFletcher
Community Member
8 years ago

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I do not like this I think babies are super awesome a cute. No offense to the creator or the uploader

MeredithMcCann
Community Member
9 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Stop lecturing Matt, all you parents! His cat absolutely plans on taking care of him when he is old, by devouring his shriveled elderly flesh when he becomes too weak to move.

RachelFord
Community Member
9 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Has the writer ever seen newborn kittens? They look like wet rats, are blind, can't walk, scream for their mother constantly, are completely dependent and will die if taken away from their mother. Yep, not exactly "independent and cute". Hahaha :)

AliceMay
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like you are about to have a baby. At least kittens grow out of that in 6 weeks (IF EVEN). A child never does....

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RachelFord
Community Member
9 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Has the writer ever seen newborn kittens? They look like wet rats, are blind, can't walk, scream constantly for their mother, are constantly feeding, are completely dependent on their mother and will die if taken away from her. Yep, very "cute and independent" hahaha.

Epicdragontamer
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sheesh I'm more of a dog person and I still love cats Just look the other way and you will love them

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KTTrondsen
Community Member
9 years ago

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You're doing parenting wrong, half the pictures the problems with poop could be solved by just putting a diaper on the baby lol

ChristianW
Community Member
9 years ago

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Cat or baby? Thats what people are trying to figure out....never.

RchieJanMateo
Community Member
9 years ago

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in case you know we human's starts with being a baby what do you wanna say where goblins?

YousefImran
Community Member
9 years ago

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This was not funny or humorous in any way. I have both. A baby boy and a cat. I wouldn't replace my boy with all the cats in the universe. One smile him makes every sleepless hour worth it. The was a vulgar post and I hate it.

jevais
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yousef Imran, where is your sense of humor? You don't understand black humor? It's a common in the English culture. Try not to take every thing by the 1st degree. This comic strip was and is really fun and funny for all people who have or had, cats and babies.

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PeittoBurrito
Community Member
9 years ago

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I disliked this comic right away after seeing the first picture. The cat is cute and innocent looking while the baby is made to look like an ugly monster. Feels like an unfair fight. You know, both cats and babies can be the best or worst thing ever, it depends on your point of view. This comic has its funny moments but it's too black and white.

CollinCampbell
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The concept of black humor must be lost on you. Educate yourself in this manner and you will be forgiven.

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ΰ€΅ΰ₯ƒΰ€¨ΰ₯ΰ€¦ΰ€Ύΰ€΅ΰ€¨ΰ₯€
9 years ago

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I have a 6 year old and since 6 years I'm doing what I like, as traveling the world etc. And she's well educated, loving and a 100 times better than a cat :p car won't care for you when you're sick, your kid will if educated properly.

KalilCamera
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take it easy its just comics hahaha... I have a cat and i want to have kids too, but after getting my masters only, it also has the financial part that the artist didn't touched.

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