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Blame Hollywood A-listers or ingenuine parents willing to go far to make their kids stand out from the crowd, but unique baby names are getting more and more popular. Usually they are driven by a focus on individuality, with naming conventions thrown out of the window.

The result is Alchemy, Tansy, Kobe or Roch. Or Charmayanne and Antwohnette. What about Sincere and Precise? Yes, these are all baby names, for better or sometimes… worse.

So today we take a look at a couple of Reddit threads (this and this) where people share the most annoying baby names they have heard. Some sound somewhat strange, while others, they claim, they cannot stand at all. Let us know what’s your least favorite baby name in the comments!

#1

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid I was told when naming my daughter to say the following sentences out loud:
1) Please stand for the President of the United States, [insert name].
2) Gentlemen, dancing tonight on the main pole here at The Bunny Club, [insert name].

If #2 flows better. .pick another name.

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#2

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid Any normal name that is misspelled to make it 'unique'

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#3

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid I met a girl and her name was C’mon. She got pissed when I didn’t pronounce Simone right.

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#4

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid Before my nephew was born, my sister sent me a text asking if I liked the name "Rylar". I sent her a list of questions to ask herself, and if she answered yes to any of them then Rylar would be a fantastic name for her child. The questions were:

1) Is he destined to be a lion tamer and/or magician?
2) Will he not have a last name, like Seal or Prince?
3) Is he going to have an ominous title like "The Terrible" after his name?
4) Is he a character in an RPG?

She named him Lucas.

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Edurne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually like the name rylar, it's very uncommon and doesn't sound offensive or ridiculous at all

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#5

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid I saw a girl on the news named Kim Wimberly.

Kimberly Wimberly.

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#6

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid My cousin has 5 children (all in State Custody) their names are: Akevion, Jazaraye, Dametreon, Chelcee, and Kerionnya

Elizreonna Kay is on the way.

PS: We're white.

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#7

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid One of the girls in my daughter kindergarten class is named Quinsy. It’s a disease. There are two Dyxins with the same “unique” spelling and a Chacha, which is what I used to call my vagina growing up.

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#8

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid I worked at a summer camp and this family had 5 kids and 1 on the way but the 3 at my camp were named Integrity, Honesty and Rage. Ironically Rage was the sweet one. But we would always joke about what they would name the next kid. I liked the name Punctual.

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#9

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid There was a girl in my class in Montreal named 'Asthma'. I s**t you not. I was 6 years old and that is my earliest memory of being baffled by humans.

Like, why not call your kid f*****g lymphoma? Hell, why not call your kid meningococcal meningitis?

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#10

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid Ryvar (pronounced River). I'll never understand unique names that come at the expense of atrocious spelling.

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#11

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid I understand there are a lot of different ways to spell Kaitlin, but the spellings that are like Ckaetlyin or KVIIIlyn or some c**p.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They can't come up with an original name so they screw up the spelling to make it 'special'.

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#12

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid I was assisting a photographer during my son's picture day at his elementary school a couple years ago and there was a girl named Areola. All I could think was "why do the parents of this adorable little girl HATE HER??"

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Allison B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why didn't they just use the name Aurora?! Sounds similar but its prettier and not strange

Huddo's sister
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they thought Aurora was too popular (it is at the moment) but why Areola?

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Terra Renee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the couple who thought "Chlamydia" was a pretty name til someone told them what it was.

Featherytoad
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they just don't know the proper names of body parts. I would have thought friends and family would have pointed this out.

Anne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they'd know.. I somehow am not too sure about that.. Hope the kid doesn't try to google her name in school.. may be blocked for p0rn..

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Snowfoxrox
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sincerely believe that every human being at the age of 18 should be offered the chance to change their birth name once for free.

ChickenDuckHawk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have a customer where I work named Candida. I cringe every time I see here name

Toni Ahlgren
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've always thought that "Areola" would make a nice drag queen name. Anyway, it is apparently a valid last name, there's a French professional footballer named Alphonse Areola.

Peter Ledoux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet everybody laughed every time she said her name. As an adult I can handle it. That kid is going to need therapy.

Donna Olsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My granddaughter had a friend whose name was Notion flower and her brother's name was Buck wheat

Pamela Blue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't Registrars have the option to reject a name for a baby if it is too ridiculous? I mean, some of these parents need to be pistol whipped for some the names they're handing out.

Jesi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God, that’s gonna get painful when she’s a teen.

Erica Horne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WE HAVE A WINNER DRUMROLL "NIP' PED GOT THE MOST VOTES FOR BABY NAMES 2022. @Devon E I B bet you didn't even know you were entered.

Michelle Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend is a labor nurse. She told two of her many stories of baby naming. One set of parents was to name their daughter gonorhea (sic) and the other parents were going to name theirs vagina. These were non-English speakers. When an interpreter was brought in, they chose other names.

O.M.Miki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she wont have to change to have a strpper name now though ;)

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the many urbanmyths of a girl named vagina. Vagina.

Stephen Iyorkaa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It depends on her heritage. In Nigeria, among the Yorubas, Areola( pronounced as Arre oo la not Aree o luh) means chief of wealth.

Demongrrrrl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they heard the word but not in its proper context and thought it was pretty.

DetongLhamo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know of a lass named Auriole. Her dumb mother still doesn’t know what it means.

Janet Graham
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So wrong! Do they also have a son named Testicle? Perhaps an Auntie Hemerroid?

El Dee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol! I'd heard there was a little girl in the US called Chlamydia! Apparently chlamydia is called something else in the US and the parents had heard the word not knowing what it meant..

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#13

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid I was volunteering at a middle school and a kid comes running up to me and says "My name is King" I thought ok but his middle name was Lucifer. I was speaking with King Lucifer.

Also my wife is a teacher and had students named Mi'Queen and Mi"king. What a time to be alive

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#14

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid There is no such thing as a baby name; the name you give your baby is also going to be their adult professional name. Some parents forget to name their child accordingly.

But to answer your question, I dislike most names that involve some kind of universal virtue. Joy and Hope are acceptable, but Love is pushing it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imparting names with significance regarding the character and traits you hope you child will grow into as they get older is a tradition in many cultures that goes back thousands of years. Truth, Wisdom, Temperance, Courage, Noble, Justice, Charity, Constance, Patience, Verity... This is not some stupid new passing fad.

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#15

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid I know someone who is about to name their baby Londyn. Why would you name them a word everybody knows, but not spell it that way? She'll spend her whole life correcting people.

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#16

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid Product/brand names like Porsche, Chanel etc.

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#17

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid The same first letter for all of the sisters and brothers. It's cute when it's two siblings, but if it's three it just seems like a gimmick.

Imagine being the youngest kid, knowing your parents didn't look at you and feel inspired to pick the best name, but were more like "gee, what starts with K that we haven't used up?"

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#18

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid Guys, I was at Disneyland and would hear the most ridiculous children names. These were my favorite:

England and Scotland

Arrow and Quiver

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did England and Scotland hate each other? Have a history of always fighting each other?

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#19

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid My friend's sister has three children - one girl and two boys. They are called Maisie Moo, Ryder Rae and Brooklyn Blu.

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#20

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid Girl at the gas station was explaining her daughters name to the clerk. She named her daughter "Anesthesia". Spelled exactly like the doctory drug, but pronounced Anastasia like the movie..

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once read a document named for a woman named anaemia. At first I thought the mistake happened at our office. No! All IDs were in the name of Anaemia.

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#21

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid Nevaeh.

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#22

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid Chardonnay.

The parents named her for their favorite wine.

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#23

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid A girl applied at my work the other day with the name Precious.... My inner Phoebe thought, "ok I can't call you that."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe Precious is quite a common name in the Philippines. I think it is a lovely name.

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#24

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid I s**t you not I know a co-worker that named her daughter Elizabreth. Its just.....sigh.....I don't know man, yes it is a name but ....but....but...but why? Just why?!!!!!!

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#25

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid I know a couple who named their daughter Khaleesi Danyris (that's how they spell it), but only the wife watches GOT. Guy has no idea.

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#27

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid Basically anything ending in 'ayden'. Things like Zayden and Rayden.

And not sure if it's real, but Traylor sound hilarious.

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#28

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid I saw on Facebook one of the girls that went to my High School named her daughter Danyell. That's how she thought it was spelled apparently. I also live in a province where they don't fail kids anymore and you can get to grade 10 without being literate.

Edit: I guess the education system in Canada just sucks overall.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And people are wondering why Dan at the back is going Aaaahhhhhh!!

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#29

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid Recently they made it legal in Poland to name your child whatever you want. So people are coming up with these appalling Polish-spelled versions of English names they know from the movies. The "Brajan" and "Dżesika" generation in coming. (That's Brian and Jessica. It's as if an American named their son "Stanni'suave", I guess.)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun Fact: In Poland, practically every female name ends with an "a"

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#31

Jaden/Jayden/Jaydon/Jadyn/Jadynn/Jaiden/Jaydyn/Jaidyn/Jaidynn/Jaydynn/Jaedyn/Jaeden/Jaedon/Jaedynn/Jeydan/Jeydon/Jeydyn/Jeydynn/Jadon/Jaedan/Jeiden/Jeidan/Jeydon/Jeidyn/Jeidynn/Jeighden/Jeighdyn/Jeighdon/Jeidon/Jadin/Jaydin/Jaidin/Jaedin/Jeidin/Jaydn/Jadn/Jaidn/Jeidn/Jaedn/J'den/J'dan/J'dyn/J'dynn/J'dynne/Jadynne/Jaydynne/Jaidynne/Jaedynne etc.

I know people under 13 don't realise this name is a recent invention, but it is. It started the much-hated recent trend of making up a name by rhyming it with the old names Aiden and Hayden. If you love to hate that trend, place the blame where it belongs.

Now the names Aiden and Hayden are sneered at as "made-up trendy names" while "Jayden" has defensive 15-year-olds (named Jayden) arguing that it *is so* a traditional name! Eg. this thread

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Jen T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a cat named Tjaden over 20 years ago after a character in All Quiet on the Western Front. Someone liked it and named her son Jaydon.

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#32

Anfernee.

I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

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#34

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid So when I was pregnant, I think the hormones were messing up my judgement. I considered the name Saberwolf as a boy's name.

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#36

Anything that sounds like two normal names f****d and had a developmentally disabled offspring: MacKayleigh (f**k you for the spelling too), Jaxon (die and go to hell), BrennaLee (dafuq), etc.

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Terra Renee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My adult cousin is named Taylynn Reyye. She refuses to be called that and had her name legally changed to Taylor.

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#38

I once met a woman named Vendetta. I'm pretty sure her parents had no idea what it meant.

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Terra Renee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Counterpoint: mom knew exactly what it meant, dad didn't. It was revenge for not putting down the toilet lid.

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#39

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid Friend of mine named her daughter Knoxleigh. They call her Knock Knock as a nickname. It’s atrocious.

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#40

My name's spelled Aeryn, put pronounced Erin. It basically just means my parents are sci-fi nerds. I'm named after Aeryn Sun, from Farscape.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually heard this from a book long ago it was some Indian's name in the book and I always thought it was really nice, too long ago for me to remember it {sorry short-term memory loss}

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#41

My ex's sister named her kids Hunter and Fisher. Really?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And if their kids ever turn vegetarian/vegan they rename themselves to "Berry Picker" and "Fruit Gatherer"?

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#42

My boyfriend went to a mostly black school and knew a girl named Velveasha. Cheesiest name I have heard.

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#43

I work at a restaurant and sometimes customers will bring in cakes for after their meal. A few weeks ago this mother gave me her daughters 16th birthday cake with instructions to light the candles and bring it out after the meal. The time comes, and I notice her name is Aslyng, kind of weird and I wasn't sure how to pronounce it. So the birthday party starts singing and her name is pronounced A*S-LING. Poor lil assling.

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#45

Sssst pronounced forest... I s**t you not

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#46

I know how fake this sounds, but I know a guy named Right Ball

His father's name is Left Ball, and his grandfather's name was Right Ball.

He's not the kind of guy you'd make fun of his name either, kind of a tough motorcycle biker kind guy, really nice if you're his buddy although a little psycho. Pretty sure he'd punch you in the teeth if you'd laugh about it, and seems proud of his name because it's his grandfather's name.

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I could actually provide proof, but that'd be really bad on a number of levels.

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#47

I used to work at a museum. There was a boy there, about ten years old, whose mom wanted him to stop climbing on stuff, so she started yelling at him. Here is his first and MIDDLE name: Cayson Corn.

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#48

My friend wants to name her soon-to-be son Ryatt. Riot but spelled differently.

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#49

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid I work for Santa taking holiday pictures, one year a mother looked me in the eye and told me her daughter's name was Princess.
She then looked embarrassed and repeated herself, "yes her name is really Princess".

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#50

The Jaylynns and Tydenn and Kamdenns and Erynns and Taylees and Maiylees.
In my experience, parents who choose these names are almost always the kind of white people who mock "black-sounding" names like Lakisha or Deshaun

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have three friends named taylee, i always really liked the name

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#51

All of Beyonce's kids names Blue-Ivy, Sir and Rumi

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same with Kanye, oh excuse me, Ye 🙄. Naming your child North just bc her last name is West. I thought he was a god. Shouldn't he be much more creative than that? Poor child.

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#52

I used to work in the sporting goods department of a Wal-Mart. A couple came up, dead of summer, dressed head to toe in full camp.

The names of their children, whom they were screaming at?

Remington, Winchester, and Marlin.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m pretty sure that is supposed to say camo not camp lol

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#53

These Hicks named their kid Chevy...and no not like Chevy chase, like the f*****g truck. He was this fat obnoxious 3 year old who would have smudged food and juice all over his face and would cry and smash s**t. nothing like oblivious parents. Shirts all stained and fingers all nasty.

If you can’t tell I really love children

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#54

Anything that's difficult to pronounce and/or difficult to spell. It's just cruel to the kid, not to mention everyone that will interact with them throughout their life. You can choose a unique name that everyone can pronounce and spell.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will admit my daughter has a difficult name, we did shorten it to make it easier but she decided she wants to be called by her full name. She really does have a pretty name, she often gets comments about how beautiful it is.

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#55

My friend's sister recently had a daughter and chose to name her Nevik. Reasoning was that the kid's paternal grandfather was named Kevin.

That kid is gonna grow up getting bullied and hating her parents.

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#57

My personal pet peeves one is the recent slate of babies named "Khaleesi". Look, I know idiots will always name kids after pop culture stuff, but that isn't even her name! It's a freaking title!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's actually much better that they are named after the title and not the character. It's kind of weird to name your child President, but it's definitely better than naming them Trump.

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#58

I wanted to name a boy Tristan after the amusing character in the James Herriott books. My BIL suggested I just name him, "Push-me-down-on-the-ground-and-beat-the-s**t out-of-me."

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#60

Xoe: pronounced Zoe.
Sophfia: just stop it with your stupid letter combos.
Neveah: straight to the stripper pole.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first two are perfectly lovely names, so leave their actual spelling along. The third is Heaven spelled backwards, like the rest of us are so stupid we’ll think you’re clever for thinking of it, when you’re actually a moron for giving it to your child. Another one who will be legally changing their name on their 18th birthday.

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#61

Anything with a f*****g “y” or “yn” combination or adding an extra “n” that shouldn’t be there.

Just saw on Facebook a Brynnleigh. Braydenn. Londyn. WHY PEOPLE. SPELL IT NORMALLY. YOU’RE NOT UNIQUE FOR CHANGING THE “O” or “I” TO A “Y.”

Idk what it is with f*****g “y”’s just appearing in everyone’s name lately but it’s awful and trashy looking.

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#62

Went to my younger brother's school play or whatever. In the program there was a kid with the name Kawaii.

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#63

One of my colleagues is named Spike...a name which I have only ever thought of as being a dogs name...

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#64

A couple of high school kids named their baby Sha'. They pronounced it sha-comma-to-the-top. I couldn't make this s**t up on my most creative day.

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#65

When some people take random English words to name their children ! I know a nurse named, not kidding, 'Gracefully' and she named her child 'Early born'

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my country many people have an "english name" and an African name. Some of the English names are like that. Happy, Lucky, Last Born, Beauty etc. I've met a girl whose English name was Computer and one guy called Races. Kid you not.

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#66

McKynzy. Poor girl has no vowels.

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#67

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid The horrible made up names. One of my Facebook friends just named her child TayLaighia.

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#68

My cousin just named their son Pyro Mykonos. I don't usually hate names but that is just so bad.

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#69

I know a kid named Arwen-Liv, her brothers name is Kevin-Anakin...

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Edurne
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the good thing is that they have nice middle/first names... let's just call them Liv and Kevin and ignore the terrible parts :,)

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#70

A co-workers cousin named her son Chaos and her daughter Hawk. Worst f*****g names ever.

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#72

Saw a young cashier the other day named Taelyr. Felt kind of bad for her.

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#73

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid Girl at Wal-Mart. Name tag: Aryan.

Me: Do you know what that means?
Girl: Eye roll.. yes.

She was also fair skinned and blonde hair.

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My dumbshit cousin named her daughter Annastyn. I assume it’s “Anniston” but I read A-Nasty-N every time.

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#76

A girl I used to work with named her baby Khinzzly.

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I watched a maury episode where they had a girl named "inasense" or some nonsense like that....which is another way to write "innocence" supposedly.

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cadena kuhn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saw a Maury episode where the baby was named secret....I mean of course he thinks u cheated when u name the baby secret

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#78

My teacher's son is named Zzyzx. He was named after a road in California.

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Edurne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm curious about how they even pronounce that abomination. I feel so sorry for the kid

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#79

I close friends aunt named their kid Atom. Like Adam but spelled atom. Also his middle name is literally danger.

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#80

Taser face

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James Tartaglione
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

make sure the high priestess knows he is the one who gave her the coordinates of yondu's ship

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#81

**Quannovicci.**

What kind of f*****g name is that.

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#82

Kid in my daughter's preschool class was named Haakon (pronounced Hawken). It always reminded me of the sound made when you have extra phlegm in your throat.

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Remi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haakon is a normal name in Norway (their crown prince is Haakon for example), but that's _not_ how it's pronounced

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#84

"Hey, my name is Bretney."

"Hi, Britney."

"No, no. Not Britney; it is Brett, like the guy's name, then Neigh like the sound a horse makes."

"Ok, where are the towels, Britney?"

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I may dislike a name but I don't think it's right to call someone by a different name just because you don't like their name.

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#85

Brook Lynn.

It sounds stupid. Nobody from New York City is going to think you're cool. It's about as dumb as naming your child Ella Noy.

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Terra Renee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But Brooklyn is a common name. The way they spaced it out is the weird thing.

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#86

Pretty much any of them. You're not doing your kid a favor. At least let them get to the job interview before I find out that they're an absolute f*****g idiot. Name your kid a normal name.

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#87

Names like “Destiny” or “Star”. No offense to anyone with those names. They just don’t sound like names.

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#88

Met a kid straight up named Skyhawk, I'm pretty sure his parents were hippies

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Terra Renee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh, normal name for Native Americans. Maybe he had Native heritage.

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#89

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid Here in Brazil 9/10 people are naming their kids either Enzo or Valentina. Seriously.. stop

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Edurne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

valentina is used here in Spain too. it's a beautiful name, but I agree that once so many people name their kids the same name it starts getting boring

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#90

George Costanza's favorite name "Seven"

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Jude Bennett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a cat called Seven. He was one of many and very cuddly so he was known as Seven of Nine. Resistance is futile.

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#91

I know a kid named Echo. It annoys me.

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#92

My brothers kids are named Nixon as in "Nicks son" and Bronx. They were gonna name Bronx, Braxton. Whyy?

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#94

Dont remember who but I know some celebrity named their child #...yep thats its name, #

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Terra Renee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's easier to say than Xhdfwyyhuilbvg or whatever Elon Musk names his kids.

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#95

I know a Collynn (pronounced Colleen) and all those Ginnifers are annoying.

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Jennifer Youngblood
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always feel sorry for kids who go to get a souvenir on a family vacation and can't find their name spelled THEIR way. Poor kids😥

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#96

The kid is in college so it isn't new but my husband once taught a kid named Blamo Johnson.

I still love it and needed to share.

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Christian Weigel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can supply proof of a rear window sticker with a Titanilla, Franciska and a Zsombi on it. According to my sister Zsombi is not a dog but a little boy (source: her own son and Titanilla are kindergarten buddies)

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#97

I work in a hospital and I saw the name Richard Pritchard. I reckon they thought of that name subconsciously because something reminded them off it.

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#98

Combining two generic names to make one giant, ugly name.

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Renesmee (yes, from that infuriating book trilogy)

Gracelynn

UGHHHHHHH.

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#99

Pupper and Doggo.

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Tiny Dynamine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unlikely to be names but I too hate those 'words'. As in really hate them.

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#100

There is a black girl in my sister's class named 'CinnamonPearl.'

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Joi Cain
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's with the ethnicity thing on this thread? Bad names are bad names regardless of ethnicity.

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#102

Paisley.

Apparently it's a carpet.

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#103

Aaron. Pronounced "A A Ron".

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#104

Grayson. Sounds like stillbirth

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#105

I'm getting really sick of guys named Todd.

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#106

This is off topic, but there's a 9 year old kid at my son's school whose parents are very Christian and politically conservative. I know this because during the last presidential election he shared with me a lot of delightful opinions about Hillary and Obama that were clearly his parents'. So this kid's name is Brock, but I've been trolling him and telling him that I think it's awesome that his parents named him Barack. He keeps correcting me that it's BROCK, not BARACK, but I just act stupid and call him Barack all the time. I can only hope that this gets back to his parents.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So bullying a nine-year-old because of his parents. Yes, clearly, you are a good person.

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