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Bender said that holidays really do mean more awkward shots. "Families are more likely to get together and take photos," he told Bored Panda. "Plus, a lot of families have holiday traditions like dressing up in matching outfits which always leads to [even more] awkwardness."

But Bender said there are other occasions that produce these pictures too. Like birthdays. Someone will undoubtedly capture the kids in their most (you guessed it) awkward stages of life. And weddings. "You are bringing together not just one awkward family but two and generally, people are intoxicated and I don't think I have to explain how that can get weird," he pointed out. Lastly, he mentioned hospital delivery photos. The mothers never seem as enthusiastic about taking pictures as the dads!

#2

We Were Taking Our Family Christmas Photo, And Let’s Just Say The Dogs Weren’t In A Holly Jolly Mood. This Photo Was The Worst Of The Batch, But Now It’s A Conversation Starter. We Keep It Right By The Entrance Of Our Home Here In St. Louis

We Were Taking Our Family Christmas Photo, And Let’s Just Say The Dogs Weren’t In A Holly Jolly Mood. This Photo Was The Worst Of The Batch, But Now It’s A Conversation Starter. We Keep It Right By The Entrance Of Our Home Here In St. Louis

Final score:

386points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

All I can think of is an old horror movie called "Hounds of Hell".

63points

"The pandemic has brought all families closer together. We're spending more time with each other and so we're also taking more photos. Also, we truly can't get away from our family when we're in quarantine so that ensures lots of awkward moments. As far as Christmas, we like to say it's the most awkward time of the year and the gift that keeps on giving."

#3

The Only Baby Picture I Have. Why?

Final score:

362points

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Titas Burinskas 3 years ago

The only baby picture you need

228points

#4

Being In A Family With Five Children, You Hardly Ever Get A Great Photo With All The Kids. 27 Years Later My Sister Decided We Should Reenact This Photo On The One Day A Year We All Get Together

Final score:

328points

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Caged Beer 3 years ago

You sure got the look.

61points

#5

Christmas 2009. We Went To The Mall To Take A Picture With Santa And Seemingly Nothing Went Wrong… My Son Didn’t Cry, The Line Was Manageable But Santa’s Attention Was Focused Elsewhere

Final score:

318points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago (edited)

DANG THE ONE YEAR THE FAMILY DOES NOTHING WRONG

130points

#6

My Boss, Who Has 6 Kids, Captured Every Sibling Dynamic Possible In One Photo

Final score:

315points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago

One kid smiling

82points

#7

The Infamous Christmas Photo Shoot Of 1984. Dad’s Short-Shorts And High Socks Highlighted His Fashion-Forward Attitude And Athleticism; My Sister’s Cheerleading Perfection Revealed Her Vow To Never Look Bad In Any Photo- Ever, And My Single Jazz Hand Stance Complete This Awkward Family Christmas Card From Over 30 Years Ago

The Infamous Christmas Photo Shoot Of 1984. Dad’s Short-Shorts And High Socks Highlighted His Fashion-Forward Attitude And Athleticism; My Sister’s Cheerleading Perfection Revealed Her Vow To Never Look Bad In Any Photo- Ever, And My Single Jazz Hand Stance Complete This Awkward Family Christmas Card From Over 30 Years Ago

Final score:

304points

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Melanie Gallegos 3 years ago

This may be the most awkward photo winner! Lol

92points

#8

This Was The Picture That My Family Sent Out As Our Family Christmas Card Back In '91

Final score:

296points

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Hans 3 years ago

Disturbing on many levels. Yet hillarious.

130points

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#9

This Is The Photo My Grandmother Sent Out As Her X-Mas Card In The Early 70s

She didn’t like my dad’s not-smiling face so she cut out one from a different picture, pasted it in place and sent it to the printers. Note the glue on my dad’s face where grandma had attempted to affix the smiling face before it shifted during printing. Still one of the funniest things ever sent to more than 200 friends and family

Final score:

286points

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Scratch 3 years ago

Gran was Photoshopping before it was a thing.

122points

#10

Merry Christmas From Your Friendly, Neighborhood Mall Goths, 2005

Final score:

274points

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Andraya Begley 3 years ago

Santa is being a good sport!

110points

#11

Our Aunt Helen Made These For The Three Of Us And While I Know She Worked Very Hard On Them, I Was Mortified. That’s Me On The Left. I’m Smiling But My Eyes Are Red From Crying Because I Didn’t Want To Wear It. The Compromise Was That I Didn’t Have To Wear The Bonnet. I Don’t Have Much Of A Fashion Sense But Even Then, At A Tender Young Age, I Knew This Was Wrong, Very Wrong

Our Aunt Helen Made These For The Three Of Us And While I Know She Worked Very Hard On Them, I Was Mortified. That’s Me On The Left. I’m Smiling But My Eyes Are Red From Crying Because I Didn’t Want To Wear It. The Compromise Was That I Didn’t Have To Wear The Bonnet. I Don’t Have Much Of A Fashion Sense But Even Then, At A Tender Young Age, I Knew This Was Wrong, Very Wrong

Final score:

267points

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tuzdayschild 3 years ago

Ralphie's bunny outfit doesn't seem so bad now.

104points

#12

My Dad On Christmas Morning

Final score:

254points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Your dad reminds me of a younger Jack Nicholson.

198points

#13

My Memories Of Meeting Santa Are Fond Ones. I Came Across This Pic, However, And Was Startled By The Look On This Particular Santa’s Face. He Looks A Little Less Interested In What I Want For Christmas, And A Little More Interested In How I’d Taste In A Stew

My Memories Of Meeting Santa Are Fond Ones. I Came Across This Pic, However, And Was Startled By The Look On This Particular Santa’s Face. He Looks A Little Less Interested In What I Want For Christmas, And A Little More Interested In How I’d Taste In A Stew

Final score:

252points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago

HAH THE CAPTION

101points

#14

Christmas Was Scary In Yugoslavia

Final score:

242points

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tuzdayschild 3 years ago (edited)

Soooooo many nopes

117points

#15

My Dad Built This To Protect The Tree From The Cat

Final score:

237points

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Gary 3 years ago

I'm sorry but Christmas is now in quarantine.

146points

#16

We Took The Kids To Take Pictures With Santa. Needless To Say We Were Shocked As We Scrolled Through The Photos And Saw Our Daughter’s Middle Finger Up With Her Head Turned And Smiling

Final score:

236points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago

Is that why santa is gone?

68points

#17

We Were Trying To Create A Winter Wonderland Scene And Save Money By Shooting Our Own Picture. We Ended Up With Almost 90 Photos That All Looked Like This, So We Just Went With It And This Year I Got Actual Requests To Post This Card

We Were Trying To Create A Winter Wonderland Scene And Save Money By Shooting Our Own Picture. We Ended Up With Almost 90 Photos That All Looked Like This, So We Just Went With It And This Year I Got Actual Requests To Post This Card

Final score:

232points

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Jitka Svobodová 3 years ago

Get up bro! The reindeer is coming! IT'S COMING!!

63points

#18

Our Photographer Sent Us All The Images From Our Holiday Photo Session Including This One And I Love It

Final score:

231points

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Who? Me? 3 years ago

The holly jolly spirit ❄❄

37points

#19

Mom, There’s A Reason There Wasn’t A Line To See This Santa…

Final score:

227points

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Vorknkx 3 years ago

"That weird family had left out a glass of milk and some really strange-tasting brownies..."

14points

#20

The Moment My Mom Realized I Was Going To Be A Handful

Final score:

221points

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Who? Me? 3 years ago

This could be a movie poster

129points

#21

I Tried To Get Some Christmas Card Photos With My Boys This Year. My 5 Year Old Was Not Having It And Refused To Cooperate (Look Under The Sign). But This One Took The Cake For Me Since The Baby Is Puking As Well

I Tried To Get Some Christmas Card Photos With My Boys This Year. My 5 Year Old Was Not Having It And Refused To Cooperate (Look Under The Sign). But This One Took The Cake For Me Since The Baby Is Puking As Well

Final score:

219points

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Gary 3 years ago

That would actually be a pretty good Christmas card, I would love to get one like that.

80points

#22

This Is The 2006 Christmas Card Photo That We Sent Out, With Our 6-Year-Old English Bulldog, Joan

Final score:

217points

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glowworm2 3 years ago

Humpy holidays!

13points

#23

This Is A Picture Of Me And My Dad At Christmas Time. Dad Was Smoking A Cigarette And Reading

Final score:

206points

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Jitka Svobodová 3 years ago

Well he bought it for the articles!

113points

#24

This Is A Picture Of My Dad And Uncles Sitting With Santa. My Uncle Tex Is The Youngest Who Was Clearly A Bit Nervous

Final score:

204points

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Petra Christovová 3 years ago

Uncle Tex must be really happy that this photo made it to the internet :/

90points

#25

The Year My Father Got My Mother A Hoover For Christmas, 1984

Final score:

204points

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StormWolf 3 years ago

The appropriate reaction to your romantic partner gifting you a household appliance for XMAS lol. And yet I'm not opposed to receiving useful gifts (I'm now at an age where the thought of receiving a snazzy new Hoover genuinely excites me!) but maybe not at christmas...

127points

#26

Every Romanian Child's Christmas Summed Up In One Picture

Final score:

193points

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tuzdayschild 3 years ago

I can't think of many things on earth scarier than this Santa.

93points

earringnut 3 years ago

I now understand why children would willingly go into the forest with slenderman.

6points

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Vincent Calabrese 3 years ago

Neither can i lol

5points

Michael Dworkin-Robertson 3 years ago

how about that other one #16....

1point

Cadmar Orion 3 years ago

Disney's original white rabbit costume, mickey's og costume, ect...

1point

Bill 3 years ago

Krampus?

1point

Susan Mercurio 3 years ago

Then you missed the other Romanian Santa picture...

0points

Who? Me? 3 years ago

When murderers realise that joker costumes won't do the trick anymore

6points

Rowlie 3 years ago

This kind of reminds me of some people from the bad photoshop posts

5points

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 3 years ago

Terror Christmas,the series!

2points

Marsha Sturgill 3 years ago

No, no, no.

2points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

Are you sure Krampus isn't hiding behind that mask?

2points

Ashley Wright 3 years ago

What’s up with these Yugoslavian and Romanian St. Nick’s? 😳

1point

Ellis Lenfestey 3 years ago

nopenopenope im out *breaks computer*

1point

PKMN Trainer Link 3 years ago

Ho ho homicide

1point

7 Second Ninja 3 years ago

Helps to keep the excitement at bay.

1point

John E. Bedder 3 years ago

Christmas in the Fritzl bunker.

1point

glowworm2 3 years ago

This Santa looks like he was hired by the mafia.

1point

Ember 3 years ago

Nightmare fuel....

1point

Berry Budgie 3 years ago

OH NO OH NO OH NOOOOOOOPE

1point

sid 2 years ago

looks like one of dem santas from doctor who

0points

Lynne Stankard 3 years ago

Good God - do all children in Romania have to suffer this??????????????????

0points

BeanTheBarbarian 3 years ago

*inhale* ...WHY

0points

Terry S. 3 years ago

SOMEONE CALL THE EXORSIST!

0points

Mildred Thompson 3 years ago

Agree.

0points

Faith Nicole 3 years ago

Go to photo #14... Equally as scary!

0points

Tala Koala 3 years ago

That they are super ugly kids and probably the same as adults?

0points

The Hufflepuff Bookworm 3 years ago

I have a friend who's parents are Romanian and she was talking about their santas and I didnt believe her u till seeing this picture!

0points

Sue Sanders 3 years ago

Christmas version of the wing-walker from the old Twilight Zone.

0points

Cheryl Carter 3 years ago

WTH?? Is his face really glowing?? How was that done? Secrets??

0points

Mildred Thompson 3 years ago

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

0points

Polly Culberson 3 years ago

Those are some scary Santa masks, unless that ISN'T a mask, then it's even worse.

0points

Katherine Morris 3 years ago

Makes the Yugoslavian Santa look cute and kindly!!

0points

Anja Schmidt 3 years ago

if you went throught his, you are ready for a humble christmas ...

0points

Cybele Spanjaard 3 years ago

Grandpa in makeup?

0points

Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago

Was he planning on burglaring the place after?

0points

backatya 3 years ago

Santa's possessed

0points

Sam T Godfrey 3 years ago

Looks like Mitch McConnell with a beard.

0points

Mildred Thompson 3 years ago

I get the picture.

0points

Shaun Coleman 3 years ago

Monkey Claus!

0points

Carmen Flores 3 years ago

What on earth??!! What happened to the jolly man in red..Hope there was a cure for that!

0points

Lyn Moffett 3 years ago

Is Santa wearing a mask?

0points

Catherine Brady 3 years ago

This must be the Halloween version of Santa.

0points

H.L.Lewis 3 years ago

I will say clowns. But Santa is a close 2nd.

0points

Amelia Foltyniak 3 years ago

creapy

0points

Kimberley Thomas 3 years ago

I thought Santa was a bad statue, but seeing that it's actually human, it looks like a bad makeup job. Or is it high or stuffed?

0points

Susan Mercurio 3 years ago

I kind of thought he looked stuffed

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I LOVE THIS GAME 3 years ago

yep

0points

Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 3 years ago

Scarier than s**t

0points

Helena R 3 years ago

It's a Slav thing

0points

alex but festive 3 years ago

yep

0points

#27

My Sister And I Thought It Might Be A Good Idea To Have Our Kids’ Photos Taken As A Christmas Present For My Mom. With Two Hungry, Tired Newborn Babies And A Bored 3 Year Old, It Was Quite Possibly The Worst Day Of Our Lives. This Was The Best Pic We Could Get Of All Three Of Them

My Sister And I Thought It Might Be A Good Idea To Have Our Kids’ Photos Taken As A Christmas Present For My Mom. With Two Hungry, Tired Newborn Babies And A Bored 3 Year Old, It Was Quite Possibly The Worst Day Of Our Lives. This Was The Best Pic We Could Get Of All Three Of Them

Final score:

191points

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Caged Beer 3 years ago

That baby on the right has a very knowing look.

43points

#28

Just A Good Old Holiday Pic With An Innocent Little 4-Year-Old, A Creepy Santa And A Scantily Dressed Miss Piggy! Even More Disturbing, Why Does The Costume Even Have Those Body Parts Sewn On?!

Final score:

185points

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Caged Beer 3 years ago

Words fail!

76points

#29

This Is A Picture Of Me Around Age 3 Or 4, Meeting St. Nicolas Himself In Poland. This Would Explain My Fear Of Clowns

Final score:

179points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago

Looks like a white reaper here to take you to hell

91points

#30

This Was Supposed To Be Our Christmas Card. It Turns Out She Just Hated That Sweater

Final score:

169points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago

Tears of joy...

63points

#31

My Boyfriend When He Was 3. The Ussr Was A Strange Time

Final score:

165points

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Andrew Gibb 3 years ago

there is a Russian Winnie the Pooh as well called Vinni Pukh vinni_pukh...d6bb08.jpg

49points

#32

Most Awkward Pajama Pics!

Final score:

163points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago

Le man boobs

77points

#33

Our Awkward Family Swim Team Christmas Photo

Final score:

155points

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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

I just noticed that they decorated the tree with all of their racing ribbons.

70points

#34

Me And My Parents, December 1992

Final score:

149points

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Dan Buczynski 3 years ago

So much is right in this pic

37points

#35

Christmas In Frankfurt, Germany, 1998. My Grandma Knitted Sweaters For My Granddad, Cousin, Brother And Me

Final score:

145points

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Jitka Svobodová 3 years ago

She didn't want to waste yarn on dad thou

80points

#36

The Holidays Are The Cringiest Time Of The Year!

Final score:

135points

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Who? Me? 3 years ago

Santa melted

59points

#37

One Year Old Me, Santa In Furry Slippers And The Most Disturbing And Scary Befana Ever. Italy, 1996 (In Italy The Befana Is Supposed To Be An Old, Kind Woman Who Deliver Gifts To Kids On Epiphany Eve

Final score:

132points

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Andrew Gibb 3 years ago

I've had an epiphany- get the hell out of there!

78points

#38

This Photo Is From Azerbaijan Which Is Old Ussr Country. I Was 6 Years Old In This Last Day Of 1999. It Is Nice To See How East And West Meld In One Photograph

Final score:

131points

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Call Me Mars 3 years ago

I live in Azerbaijan as an expat currently!

26points

#39

Christmas Sometime In The Early/Mid 90s And This Is Me And My Two Sisters. My Neighbor Worked For Marlboro Cigarettes And My Mother Decided That Since Their Company Sweatshirts Were Red, We Should All Wear Them For Our Christmas Pictures

Christmas Sometime In The Early/Mid 90s And This Is Me And My Two Sisters. My Neighbor Worked For Marlboro Cigarettes And My Mother Decided That Since Their Company Sweatshirts Were Red, We Should All Wear Them For Our Christmas Pictures

Final score:

131points

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ƒιѕн 3 years ago

Yes, Christmas promoting lung cancer.

58points

#40

So Many Amazing Things About This Picture. I Am The Beauty With The Middle Part Bangs Accompanied By My Life Size Barbie. My Mom Is Clearly Feeling What Every Mother On Christmas Feels While My Dad Is 90’s Fabulous

So Many Amazing Things About This Picture. I Am The Beauty With The Middle Part Bangs Accompanied By My Life Size Barbie. My Mom Is Clearly Feeling What Every Mother On Christmas Feels While My Dad Is 90’s Fabulous

Final score:

128points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago

Mum knows she is cleaning ALL the wrapping paper😂

44points

#41

When I Was A Kid, My Mom, Who Is A Seamstress, Would Make Funky Gifts Every Year For Christmas. Sometime In The Late 80s, She Got Her Hands On Some Giant Men’s Underwear And Made Sports Bra’s Out Of Them. Hence, My Two Aunts And Grandma Modeling Them On Christmas Eve

When I Was A Kid, My Mom, Who Is A Seamstress, Would Make Funky Gifts Every Year For Christmas. Sometime In The Late 80s, She Got Her Hands On Some Giant Men’s Underwear And Made Sports Bra’s Out Of Them. Hence, My Two Aunts And Grandma Modeling Them On Christmas Eve

Final score:

124points

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rabbitsrabbit 3 years ago

who knew they invented 5 minute crafts clothing hack edn?

43points

#42

My Husband's Coworker When She Was A Kid

Final score:

120points

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Caged Beer 3 years ago

Step away from the child!

96points

#43

Christmas Morning, And Everybody Except Young Tim (Middle) Gets A New Bike. We As Parents Should Have Anticipated The Reaction

Final score:

120points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago

Thats mean tho...

80points

#44

The Santa Display Was Sad, And Santa Looks Even Sadder. I Found This Pic Of Me With Santa And Couldn’t Help But Notice The Surroundings And His Miserable Look

Final score:

114points

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E Menendez 3 years ago

This looks like a pharmacy... I some how do not feel this was a legit Santa but some dude in Walgreens or CVS trying to get kids to sit on his lap...

45points

#45

I Refused To Sit On Its Lap

Final score:

114points

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Who? Me? 3 years ago

Has Santa got flu ?

38points

#46

Me And Another Small Town Goth Going Dancing At A Winter Formal

Final score:

114points

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Melanie Gallegos 3 years ago

He looks soo creepy! And she looks super tiny!

58points

#47

My Brother And Me, Circa 1977, With The Credit Union Santa And His Creepy Bear Sidekick

Final score:

107points

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Artoonist Corine 3 years ago

I had a coat like that!

19points

#48

This Picture Was Taken In About 1952. The Boy Sitting On The Lap Of ‘Santa’ Is My Husband’s Cousin, Teddy. ‘Santa’ Is ‘Uncle Bob’ Who Apparently Didn’t Notice That His Mask Was Melting Off. My Husband Thankfully Doesn’t Remember Any Of This. No Word If Little Teddy Ever Recovered From The Trauma

This Picture Was Taken In About 1952. The Boy Sitting On The Lap Of ‘Santa’ Is My Husband’s Cousin, Teddy. ‘Santa’ Is ‘Uncle Bob’ Who Apparently Didn’t Notice That His Mask Was Melting Off. My Husband Thankfully Doesn’t Remember Any Of This. No Word If Little Teddy Ever Recovered From The Trauma

Final score:

107points

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PandaLuvs 1 year ago

'Little Teddy' looks high.

1point

#49

Christmas 1998. I'm The One Crying

Final score:

99points

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John E. Bedder 3 years ago

The Santa of the Opera.

106points

#50

My Mom Took My Brother, Sister And I To The Mall To Get A “Nice” Santa Photo Taken. When She Picked Up The Photo, She Was Outraged

Final score:

90points

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chi-wei shen 3 years ago

A bit awkward but no reason to be outraged.

53points

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#51

We Dug This Gem Up Recently. None Of Us Realized How Creepy The Santa Was Except Our Baby Sister. We Still Aren’t Sure Where The Camera Actually Was

Final score:

14points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago

The haircuts tho

6points

#52

That’s Me, My Brother, My Cousin, And Aunt And Uncle. Oh, And All The Lizards

Final score:

14points

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Who? Me? 3 years ago

Santa is visuby disturbed. Btw... the dog's sad coz you missed him in the description

9points

#53

The Santaland Budget In My Hometown Was Busted In 1967. This Creepy Santa Was In A Makeshift Trailer. I Tried Not To Touch Him When I Sat In His Lap

Final score:

12points

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manon M 3 years ago

next to some we saw pass by, this Santa Claus is a beauty, don't complain here 😂

4points

#54

I Was Angry Because I Didn't Get To Sit On Santa's Lap. My Sisters Had Mixed Feelings About This Privilege. Meanwhile, Santa Was Dead Inside

Final score:

12points

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Jitka Svobodová 3 years ago

But you can see the triumph in the other sister's eyes, so at least something positive

5points

#55

This Is My Ex-Boyfriend’s Family. C.1964. He And His Twin Brother And Sisters And Dad Are “Enjoying” Santa’s Visit. They Lived In Red Lodge, Montana In The Day, So Perhaps A More Realistic St. Nick Was Hard To Come By

This Is My Ex-Boyfriend’s Family. C.1964. He And His Twin Brother And Sisters And Dad Are “Enjoying” Santa’s Visit. They Lived In Red Lodge, Montana In The Day, So Perhaps A More Realistic St. Nick Was Hard To Come By

Final score:

11points

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Jitka Svobodová 3 years ago

Oh boy...

5points

#56

Me (Left), My Cousin And My Sister Got Identical Jogging Suites And Fanny Packs From Our Grandmother For Christmas 1991. We Already Had Identical Hair Cuts. My Cousin Is Forcing My Sister To Smile By Pinching My Sisters Hand

Me (Left), My Cousin And My Sister Got Identical Jogging Suites And Fanny Packs From Our Grandmother For Christmas 1991. We Already Had Identical Hair Cuts. My Cousin Is Forcing My Sister To Smile By Pinching My Sisters Hand

Final score:

11points

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Andrew Gibb 3 years ago

these were called bum bags in the UK. F***y pack means something else.

6points

#57

There Will Be No More Christmas For Me

Final score:

10points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago

WHAT IS WITH THESE RUDOLPH SANTAS!?

6points

#58

The Day I Was Forced To Stand In Front Of The Fireplace And Wear This Outfit, Which Was Basically An Itchy, Velveteen, Oversized Wrapped Christmas Present Costume With A Too-Tight Lace Collar That Wildly Triggered My Claustrophobia And Tactile-Sensory Ocd

The Day I Was Forced To Stand In Front Of The Fireplace And Wear This Outfit, Which Was Basically An Itchy, Velveteen, Oversized Wrapped Christmas Present Costume With A Too-Tight Lace Collar That Wildly Triggered My Claustrophobia And Tactile-Sensory Ocd

Final score:

10points

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Caged Beer 3 years ago

But you still managed a half smile.

7points

#59

This Was 1969 Or 1970. I Think The Masked Santa Was My Great Uncle Louie. He Liked His Beer. I Don’t Have An Explanation For Why My Parents Thought This Was Okay

Final score:

9points

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The Einstein 3 years ago (edited)

Is he the anonymous Santa?

1point

#60

My Mother Always Dressed My Brothers And I Alike, But One Christmas, She Made Everyone Do It. This Is The Result. I’m The One Who Is Not Smiling Because I’m Pretty Sure I Just Received A “Talking To” For My Objection To The Madness

My Mother Always Dressed My Brothers And I Alike, But One Christmas, She Made Everyone Do It. This Is The Result. I’m The One Who Is Not Smiling Because I’m Pretty Sure I Just Received A “Talking To” For My Objection To The Madness

Final score:

9points

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Caged Beer 3 years ago

Mums are such tyrants!

3points