Classic. Seen this one so many times and enjoying them being roasted.

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I laughed. Let's just open doors out of consideration for others, instead of reading something negative into it. I've held doors for men who were pushing strollers or carrying a lot of stuff.

So while the world has been trying to explain to everyone that "no" means no, this person is saying, "Well, actually.... if he really loves you then no means yes." She's ruining everything for everybody.

I shall be a child FOREVER!!!

Bwahahaha!

Don’t be so quick to judge, people. Actually know what you’re complaining about.

Yeah. Its great. You can NEVER roll your ankle, cause we don't have them./s

Wtf

Omg that’s hilarious 🤣

She would've thrown a whole fit if a guy did this to her

Well played girl (in both meanings).

It may be funny to the person doing it, but it is very disrespectful to the shop staff who deal with this exact same unoriginal nonsense all the time. Nobody condones that person who doesn't reshelve their books after browsing- how about we show the same respect to the staff by not messing up their shelves for a cheap laugh online.

I'm with Satan on this one.

I feel like nowadays, one in every five sentences involves race.

I don't get how people can have so little shame. I really don't.

There is no chance in hell anyone’s getting YouTube premium

You could start keeping your tongue in. No one wants to see this

So cheating is apparently a trustworthy act now? Got it👍

Why do people do this? NO ONE owns a name.

"Fixing" art is such a stupid f**king trend. You're not "fixing" anything--you're a stupid, useless vain little sh*t with your head so far up your ass trolling for "woke" points that even a doctor can't surgically fix your idiocy. It's not about promoting anything good, it's about bullying others to make yourself feel good and it's so damn toxic I don't even know where to begin

"Uncle" seems more likely than "friend" though. Then you "have to".

Bitch. Wtf?

who makes jokes like this wtf

The stupididity is thick.

‘Come back from the horrors of war’ First, who would enlist you? Second, pretty sure you wouldn’t come back lazy git.

No does not.

Doxxing, at least in the UK, comes under cyberstalking laws. Very much illegal.

ah the classic "i dont want to b proven wrong" reaction. anyone who refuses the proof they wrong will just become an even bigger idiot in the future. it sucks to b wrong but put ur pride and ego away and learn wats right.

He's from the Calvin "I don't know if I have the right to remain ignorant, but I refuse to find out" school of thought. (And the answer is, no you don't; you are presumed to know the law.)

It's like when your parents put their hands on their ears and starts yelling so they don't hear you explain them why they are factually wrong and generally terrible.

That's because you don't know how to read!

Gosh, I hate when we have to bring up valid points and good reasons and they're not even listening, like wth

Biech why

Even denial can’t save you at this point

A: 'lies' B: gently corrects the liar. A: 'psshh. i don't care.' i really don't remember prognosticators predicting the 21st Century back in the sixties or seventies....ever once....thinking this was going to become one of our daily lives' biggest issues...

Definately a crime in Germany. We are SO private, we don't even allow real google street view

'Who are you to tell us there is no covid?' Ans: I know because I read an article online

No. They’ll be born with both your big nose and your small brain.

BURNNNNNNNN

LOLLLL OMG

Then how do they have such lethal death grips, the little monsters

Once you ask me how much I make per year, we're done. That tells me all I need to know.

In fairness that person could have asked to not be mentioned (so that others don't start begging them for stuff) BUT that should have been explicitly mentioned.

I'm dying of second hand embarrassment

"My unwillingness to study is entirely to blame on the teacher. And I've got my parents to support me in this." Heard it about 100 000 times during the years I worked at schools. There are quite some delusional people in the world, most of them are parents who think that their child is a genius, while everyone can see it couldn't even figure out how to eat an apple.

*Starts pack and hunts sheep with a happy family, and forget their human existense.* I made a happy ending.