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I'd rather have a partner who is generous, earns a steady income, who's concerned about my well-being and at the same time challenges me to become a better me, than some hot guy who only cares about his looks and popularity. Not that all hot guys are that way, but: looks does not the man make. Attitude does.

so marry your stalker that don't accept your borders? Sound like a happy marriage 🙄🙄

Not only that, the Japanese government made a statement that the man is a revered master and a honored friend of Japan for keeping ancient musical traditions alive. Also of note: Not only was the game and western developer praised by the Japanese for being a great representation of the actual Island and culture, the developers were made honorary ambassadors for setting up a donation drive to repair the islands historical locations after a big storm damaged the island.

Some people just take things too far. If someone holds a door open for you just say thank you. It honestly doesn't matter if it's male or female because it's good manners. Getting in a s**t about it is bad manners

I'm Spanish, Spanish is my native language and and very white. And also, there're lots of very white people in Latinoamerica.

He's not wrong...

I'm assuming this whole post is BS just to get a reaction from people.

Popo means "butt" in German - just saying.

Huh... my mortgage is $700

Can confirm that period pain is worse, and I'm clumsy AF and have rolled my ankles a lot (even tore a ligament doing so)

Somehow in my mind Satan, Santa, Satin are all mixed up together. And now that we're throwing tornadoes into the mix, I have a very distressing image of flying reindeer in there too.

To be fair, a dress that manages to almost reveal the capillaries, and magically perky booobs; a woman sculptor wouldn't have been my first guess either.

Now I really want to hear her piano cover.

It’s rape

My tale would be "mate, kindly p×ss off I'm having some quality alone time. Now away."

"Can I pet your muffin". I've gotten in trouble for WAY less at work

I do not get the point of this post?

She needs to change her name to Money Grubbing Wh*re.

Who believes this person still has there v-card?

and STILL people wonder why I love dogs so much

What will happen if they find out about Montenegro?

Evolution noticed those bits of skin were almost always out of the sun and decided to call it an day when applying the melanin.

Morons

I'm convinced that not a single woman alive finds that cringey role play s**t a turn-on.

Am I right in saying the internship was subsequently rescinded as a result?

Oh damn! English is not my first language and maybe I'm missing something... but I'm assuming it was "puberty"?

The last person is the only sane one in the picture

Every Thai Massage salon in the town I live in here in Germany has a sign saying "no erotic" due to this.

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Ummm yes. Yes so she should be.

And then BP posts him here also? 🤷‍♂️

Hahahahahaha "Yo gaby this is the surgeon" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You either pay us or the hospital! Your choice :) /j (hope that's the right tag, still learning)

Ah yes, the single most important woman on the earth.

I think pronouns should be banned. I will never use a pronoun, especially in reference to me.

Instagrammers wanting freebies should be given free time in a cell.

No, pretty sure this was"the girl with no brain"

And tyrannosauruses ate grass. Wait, guess they don't believe in dinosaurs either...

As a con goer. Please take this advice. You know who you are.

When I shaved my hair everyone at my school asked me if it was : cancer, military, my parents forcing me... In their narrow minded heads it just couldn't have been by choice. (I precise that I was in a small countryside school and was previously in an art school so the difference between me and my classmates was WILD)

I swear I just wanna slap up on the underside of her chin and make her bite her tongue.

My niece recently went on her first holiday without parents but with her best friend. My brother advised her to take two of every selfie, one with her tongue inside her mouth, on the grounds that her future self would thank her.

Put your tongue away and get a job

I wanna be a billionaire CEO! Bored Pandas do your thing.

Is it a Netflix series about a stroke victim who lost control of her tongue muscles?

Pictures like that can help her get a role in some videos, but Netflix won't be the channel they'll be showing on...

Netflix isn't making home made pornos, so I am not sure you will make the cut

Who is this and why should I care

She wants to be cast as s cow trying to clean it's nostril/s with its tongue

Stands up and begins slow clap... Wait... Is that what I'm supposed to be doing? I'll just take my seat and wait for a better moment