Love the response.

Waitress : enjoy your meal. Me : thanks, you too.

Thanks I needed to know someone else really doesn't listen at times!

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Haha, oops. Yesterday morning my daughter and I were having a chat. She stopped for a minute and started talking into her phone to send a voice message to her bf. I thought she was done and let out a fart. I realised she hadn't finished when she started laughing. She played it back, and yep, you could hear the fart. We said if her bf hears it we will blame the dog.

I hate those things. It really does seem like they are talking to you and then they always have the nerve to get pissy when you respond as if you routinely look at people's ears before talking

No, I would've done the same. She should've been more specific. I want ice cream.

I can't stop laughing at this!!!

OMG some of these are freakin' hilarious!!! I just laughed so loud, the cat (in a deep sleep on the sofa behind my head) nearly hit the ceiling!!!

Perfect response

You spoke his language :D

Whether this is real or not it's f*cking hilarious lmao

This is really funny!!! Lolling long!

Ride 'em Cowboy!

Sounds right to me.

you yeed your last haw right there pardner

Made me laught out loud at 8:55 AM. Thank you!

Appropriate response.

Lol

I bet you made the cowboy's day, he'll never stop telling that story, lol.

Why not?!!

As a non-native living in Texas, I have found this to be a 100% acceptable exchange.

Seems like an appropriate response.

Why has this got me laughing, and crying? Yeehaw!!

I know you didn't mean to but I bet that made his day

I think I'd be more alarmed just to find someone wearing a cowboy hat in my bathroom!

One time at school I was passing a friend in the hallways he held out his hand for a high-five and I panicked and gave him a fist bump instead.

I think that's an acceptable response. Maybe.

STOP!!! my stomach hurts!!!!😂😂😂😂

🤠 Yee Haw Brother!

Ooh my sides hurt😂

howd- yeeeeehhawwwwwwww

But that was an apt reply!

You're in a Honda Ridgeline Owner's Club, you're allowed to do that

Why's this at 17?? 😂😂😂

Omg this is dam funny

You just need to change Your name to "Muslim" - the easiest way to live with it

And the award for The Nicest Person in the world goes to...

POUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just woke up my husband laughing.

Put yourself in her shoes. She is probably posting on Reddit this very moment "Some weird guy asked me if he could pet a muffin I was holding" (I figured that "...he could pet my muffin..." would sound even weirder)

The boyfriend message was so sweet and polite and nice. Love it

In fairness I've never heard of wine served by the liter even in metric countries. In Russia its glass or bottle.

You ducked up...

Oh no...

Reminds me of my dad when he forgot his glasses and asked my mother who the weird guy by the door was. The "weird guy" was a coat hanger in a restaurant.

Tesco lad trying to get out of an awkward situation: "nooo, it's part of the meal deal" :D

They probably tell that story at every anniversary.

I bet the dog was happy

"Mwuah, this car crash is for you, gorgeous!"

Well I guess you could chat with him and see if it was the right decision

Therapy done right? It always feels good to laugh.

I still wouldn't get in the van!

The customer: "I was afraid to ask, but yes, I would like them in a bag" :) *Po-po-po-poker face po-po-poker face*