Love the response.

Waitress : enjoy your meal. Me : thanks, you too.

Thanks I needed to know someone else really doesn't listen at times!

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Haha, oops. Yesterday morning my daughter and I were having a chat. She stopped for a minute and started talking into her phone to send a voice message to her bf. I thought she was done and let out a fart. I realised she hadn't finished when she started laughing. She played it back, and yep, you could hear the fart. We said if her bf hears it we will blame the dog.

I hate those things. It really does seem like they are talking to you and then they always have the nerve to get pissy when you respond as if you routinely look at people's ears before talking

No, I would've done the same. She should've been more specific. I want ice cream.

I can't stop laughing at this!!!

You just need to change Your name to "Muslim" - the easiest way to live with it

And the award for The Nicest Person in the world goes to...

POUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just woke up my husband laughing.

Put yourself in her shoes. She is probably posting on Reddit this very moment "Some weird guy asked me if he could pet a muffin I was holding" (I figured that "...he could pet my muffin..." would sound even weirder)

The boyfriend message was so sweet and polite and nice. Love it

In fairness I've never heard of wine served by the liter even in metric countries. In Russia its glass or bottle.

You ducked up...

Oh no...

Reminds me of my dad when he forgot his glasses and asked my mother who the weird guy by the door was. The "weird guy" was a coat hanger in a restaurant.

Tesco lad trying to get out of an awkward situation: "nooo, it's part of the meal deal" :D

They probably tell that story at every anniversary.

I bet the dog was happy

"Mwuah, this car crash is for you, gorgeous!"

Well I guess you could chat with him and see if it was the right decision

Therapy done right? It always feels good to laugh.

I still wouldn't get in the van!

The customer: "I was afraid to ask, but yes, I would like them in a bag" :) *Po-po-po-poker face po-po-poker face*

This is my nightmare when I go shoe shopping: that someone will try on or steal my shoes...

That's hilarious! It's almost as funny as falling down, and eating ass.🥴😁😆🤣

Bet she didn't even notice!

I don't do windows but I love dogs!

Don't break up with anyone at a public place like that. Jerk.

i broke up with an ex at a restaurant... the time he wanted to propose was the time i realized i was in an abusive relationship and that i need to get out... i'm glad i was in a puplic place because he did not take it well...

Agree. Total douche move.

I know I shouldnt laugh but BAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAA

Omg that is golden

That must have been surreal. What do you say? "Stop clapping, I just dumped her ass" and make things even worse? So she cries more, those further away think you just told everyone about your upcoming wedding and more people clap. I can see that getting out of hand, with Anderson Cooper interviews, its own YouTube channel, Oprah...

👎

Why do people think it's okay to break up with someone in public?

They were happy you set her free.

That's the funniest story ever.

That's such a cowardly move, break up in public so they won't make a scene. You deserved every bit of awkwardness.