30 Times People Came Up With An Awful Shoe Design But Executed Their Ideas Flawlessly
Do you ever stare at an item of clothing and wonder what the ever-loving heck went through the designer’s mind when they made it? We know we have… and we can’t wait to share those fun experiences with you, dear Pandas.
The ‘Awful Taste But Great Execution’ subreddit is a massively popular online community of nearly 1.9 million members who document quality craftsmanship that is, ironically, somewhat tasteless (or wonderfully tasteful, depending on your point of view!). We’ve collected some of the most overdesigned and bizarre examples of shoes that are bound to confuse and amuse you. Scroll down and upvote the pics that you love to hate and hate to love! We're not going to lie, some of these designs actually work quite well... the pigeon shoes, in particular, are exquisite.
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Pigeon Shoes
These Campbell's Tomato Soup Shoes I Received For Christmas Years Ago
My daughter owns a pair of these, they're now two sizes too small but she refuses to part with them.
Looks like something Andy Warhol would come up with, right ?
Load More Replies...These Gum Shoe High Heels
Those are pretty darn clever as an art piece. They’d be a great conversation starter.
Broadly speaking, we feel like there are three types of people when it comes to shoes. The first enjoy functionality and comfort. If their shoes do what they’re supposed to do (i.e. keep their feet warm, cool, dry, and don’t slip on the ice, depending on where they’re going), they’re perfectly happy!
Meanwhile, others want a good mix of function and form. Not only do the shoes have to do what they’re designed for, they also have to look good. Aesthetics are important, after all. And whether we want to admit it or not, we want to leave a positive impression on our friends, coworkers, family members, and even complete strangers. It’s great to be thought of as stylish.
This Marge Simpson Shoe
I want matching ones for boys where Homer is fading back into the shrubs.
Load More Replies...Armoured Crocs
They’re actually antiques. Made in the 13th century after a time traveller gifted this to some random shoe maker back then /s
Load More Replies...Crocbatons lol ( armor shoes = sabatons ) it can also be a Scandinavian Metal band lol.
These Shoes Found In A Second-Hand Shop
It took me too long to figure out what it'd look like on a human foot.
I need to see these on someone’s feet. I don’t have a foot fish just…how?
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Julian+Hakes+Spiral+Shoe&iax=images&ia=images
Load More Replies...These look kinda cool, but I can't imagine them being comfortable.
Finally, we have true fashion lovers who embrace the form of the item of clothing at the expense of its functionality. What this means, in short, is that they enjoy how their shoes look and what impact they have on everyone else to the extent that they’re willing to sacrifice comfort. Think—high heels.
However, for some stylish Pandas, a trendy pair of heels or a bespoke pair of formal dress shoes aren’t enough. So they push the limits of taste and play around with interesting and unique shoe designs. Some of them work perfectly. Others end up being featured on the ‘Awful Taste But Great Execution’ subreddit.
My Footwear Design Entry For A Local Competition
Pretty much. There are shoes just like that and I still can't see the point
Load More Replies...Did it win anything? Because without a heel I can’t see it being accepted as a ‘shoe’. And there’s so much that could have been done to include a heel. It may be footwear but it’s not functional footwear.
I Looked Up “Dachshund In Shoes” And Got This
Badger hole. That’s what their name means, badger hound.
Load More Replies...hm i think im going to search that up now! EDITP: THIS IS EVEN BETTER THEN HUSKYS IN SUITS
These Wookie Shoes That My Brother Bought
I am 46 and would wear the heck out of these shoes!!!!! Any I know of at least two coworkers that would be jealous!
Just because something is expensive and expertly crafted doesn’t automatically mean that it’s objectively tasteful. It can, however, be a way to have fun, relax, and start a discussion. If you want to stand out, you have to be willing to take fashion risks. Of course, not all of them will pay off, but you’re likely to cause a buzz either way.
Similarly, clothing designers also want to push the limits of what’s acceptable and stylish. Pretty much everyone wants to be known for quality work and for starting global trends. So it’s not surprising that some creators experiment with the line between good and bad taste.
I Personally Think These Are Beautiful And Remind Me Of Monster High Doll Shoes. My BF Does Not Like 'Em. Lol
Hahaha hmm, maybe under the style of not my monkeys, not my circus...
Load More Replies...Just Went Through My Old Shoe Collection And Realized I Always Had An Impeccable Sense For Style
If the heel was chunkier,I would wear these
Load More Replies...My mother had a pair of blue ones back in the late 70's/early 80's LOL
Hoof Shoes
Good for parties if you don't mind being the centaur of attention (sorry...old dad joke xd)
Shouldn’t be an issue as long as you don’t drink too much at the eq-wine tasting
Load More Replies...How do people walk with shoes that don't have heels on the back ??? Do they have superpowers
i have these shoes & they are indeed incredibly difficult to walk in. the heels themselves are four inches high, & the resin hooves are four inches high as well, for a total of eight extra inches with no support. the hooves are solid resin & the way they jut foreward changes the center of balance completely. the trick is to learn to bend & lock your knees at the right moments as well as keeping your feet planted the right distance apart while standing. walking on hills or uneven ground is a death sentence unless you have a walking stick or a friend, because the solid resin will drag you where you don't want to go & you're only walking on your toes. after an hour getting used to the shoes though, i was able to jump & skip & dance, much to the delight of children at the renaissance faire who thought i was a real satyr!
Load More Replies...I know someone who thinks that I'm "evil" and a "devil worshipper" and now I really really want a pair of these to wear when he's around.
They wore these during prohibition to confuse police. Not exactly like these. The shoe was a men's loafer back then.
I have similar for a cosplay. Looove mah hoof shoes, very comfortable ❤️
Naturally, some designs fall short of the public’s expectations. However, others can be surprise hits. And it’s not always apparent what will work and what will fail until your clothes are out there, in the wide world, being worn and criticized and analyzed by other designers.
These Hamburger Shoes
I literally groaned. Take an upvote.
Load More Replies...Pasta Shoes
im getting these for my friend @YourLocalAlien she loves pasta
Went To The Dollar Store.. Found Grass Shoes
I sometimes like the sensation of grass on my feet so I’ll probably buy them to wear indoors
Well, this is not it for that sensation. Most of the sensation is the smells, and this doesn't have the texture either; more like walking on boiled hedgehogs.
Load More Replies...They're shoes you wear went you don't want to step on the grass. LOL
Good design will, inevitably, be about finding a balance between the creator’s vision for the product, as well as what the consumer values. Quality design is all about empathizing with the buyer.
That means that it’s best to make the product functional, user-friendly, and visually pleasing. Overly-complex, over-designed pieces might look great in a gallery or on the runway but might not appeal to the average person.
Untrackable Shoes
If I'm not mistaken, these were used by rum runners during the prohibition to create false trails...
These footprints would look very strange with the presumed ball of the foot making a deeper impression than the heel. I
School Supplies Shoes
No they just banned proper education replaced with religious indoctrination
Load More Replies...As a school teacher with atleast 10 kids claiming to lose a pencil or pen each class, I approve this.
Ps2 Shoes
Me too. My game room is dedicated to Playstation. I would love to display these.
Load More Replies...If an expert is left to create whatever they want, with no interaction with the outside world, their designs might be more akin to art than actual functional products.
Meanwhile, if the creator listens solely to what the market wants, they might be left creating generic, boring, and ‘safe’ designs that likely won’t stand out from the crowd. Balance is imperative!
I See You Shackle Shoes And I Raise You These, Teddy Shoes
I Guess These Are Shoes
Hideous Crocodile Shoes Giving Side Eye
A while ago, fashion designer Oyinda Akinfenwa explained to Bored Panda that shoes are a very important part of any outfit. It’s essential that you get them right!
“People tend to wear the wrong shoes for certain outfits which really brings down the whole look, by the time you start admiring them and get to their feet and you’re disappointed by their shoes,” she shared, adding that you can also elevate your look by getting your nails done or wearing knuckle rings.
“Human Skin” Shoes
She needs a slightly longer skirt to really sell it. I mean if you’re going to wear skin shoes, commit to the bit!!
I hadn't seen the line 'til I read your comment, but I see what you mean.
Load More Replies...I go get the unsee juice from Zara the squid...
Load More Replies...ngl, these creeped me out a lot.
Load More Replies...The Worst Tennis Shoes Ever
Transparent Athletic Shoes
Why isn't he wearing socks too? I have to wear socks unless I'm wearing my crocks
ok, I understand that they are transparent shoes but why would you make it even more cringe by not wearing socks?!?! I can smell this picture and I hate it.
I hate this, but I can't really be a hypocrite. I have a pair of transparent Dr Marten style boots and I love them. Mostly so I can show off my nerdy socks. I never understood why they make such cool patterned socks when other people can't see them. The boots do steam up unfortunately. Never ever wear shoes like this without socks though. Yuck.
She also pointed out that people tend to “add too much on when the outfit they’re wearing already has a lot going on which makes it seem tacky.” Less is more, in some cases.
The designer shared that “it’s hard to notice your own mistakes on your outfits until someone points them out because, to you, it seems amazing because it is your work and you want to be proud of it, without realizing it may not be exactly as good as you think.” In other words, an outsider’s opinion on your ideas can be invaluable!
USB Shoes
If you put them on the right feet, it's wrong so you change them over and they're still wrong so you put them back on the original way they fit perfectly
Running Shoes...for Elves??
Haven't been seen since the 1480s. For real, a king had to ban the long points because people couldn't walk in them. People tied the points to their legs so they could walk.
These Shoes
Which of these shoe designs made you do a double take, dear Pandas? Which pairs did you loathe? Were there any that you’d actually love to wear in public? Share your thoughts in the comments.
Meanwhile, for some more delightful posts about the ‘Awful Taste But Great Execution’ subreddit, check out Bored Panda’s recent features right here, here, and here.
Pantalones: Shoes That Are Also Leather Pants
That doesn't look like leather. Looks like satin or spandex, but not leather.
My thoughts exactly. There's no way that leather would be that form-fitting.
Load More Replies...Yes! Except hers are like complete body suits with attached boots. I find them gross.
Load More Replies...My daughter didn't have to take off her extra tall boots (full leg length).
Load More Replies...And then visit an asian house & required to take shoes off.
Load More Replies...Buzz Lightyear Shoes
Instead of "there's a snake in my boot!" It's "there's a foot in my mouth!"
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatball Shoes
I’m gonna say if I saw someone show up at an Italian restaurant wearing these, I’d be constantly wondering if she dropped something on her shoes !
"Italian Metal Tip Party Shoes"
For some reason they remind me of one of those cars that have hydraulic lifts on the to make them go up and down. Don't know why
These Custom Dress Shoes
I'm guessing the other shoe says Progresso. Ordem e Progresso (Order and Progress) are the words on the Brazilian flag. It's to remind us of the things we don't have in our country.
These Shoes Make Me Sad
The Infamous Adidas “Shackle Shoes”
Why you want that “home probation” look (i forgot exactly what it was called
Zucchini Shoes
I have questions. Are they shoes that look like zucchinis? Are they zucchinis that look like shoes? Are they edible? I could go on…
Well they're courgette in French so you got your wish
Load More Replies...Shlooop Goop Shoes
A Horse Shoe
It was Teddy Carr and Pearl Johnson in 1959. (It's a bold move to answer one at random, but I hope it ticked one off your list)
Load More Replies...*switches to screen of horse shoes and screams. HOLY F*** WHAT IS THAT*
Elf Shoes? I Raise You Hoof Shoes
Teacup Shoes
Bowling Shoe Heel Day Look
make them less pointed and i'm in
Load More Replies...These Olive Garden Shoes
For The Inflatable Shoe Enthusiasts Out There
It's actually held on magnetically. There's no hole in the shoe.
Load More Replies...A little weird but I’m okay. I just miss jelly shoes not blow up shoes lol
These Heels With No Heel
Pimp My Shoes
Nothing to do with cowboys, those are sabatons inspired shoes ( and nicelly done if Im honest ), though sabatons normaly don't have spurs, there are a few histórical ones that indeed had them.
Load More Replies...Thats actually Nice.... Ladies if you ever want to impress a geeky dude.... This is a superb choice lol.
Limited Edition Heineken Shoes With Lager Filled Soles
I thought most of us Dutch people where very no nonsense and level headed, But it seems i was pretty wrong, Which bloody idiot thought this was a good idea, Thankfully these seem to be a joke, There are a few brands that sell heineken themed shoes, But i can't find the beer filled ones.
Baby Shoes
So wrong on so many levels. But my first question is, how's your mental health? My second question is why are those poor babies naked?
For Only $967, You Can Own Long Shoes! Shoooooooes, If You Will
Just because it is designer fashion does not mean it's fashionable. Or even tasteful.
I can find a million more things I can buy with $967, like 5 or 6 SENSIBLE shoes!!!!
Load More Replies...Ah Balenciaga the people who advertise with little children and bondage-themed teddy bears ... tasteful all the way.
These Shoes
Sax Shoes
I'm just picturing a jazz musician seeing someone wearing this in the street and trying to play their feet xD
Teeth Shoes
IKEA Yeezy Shoes
Kanye is such a trash human being that I don't condone buying any of his shoes. Cut off even more of his profits.
Cowboy Boot Tennis Shoes
Nope. I would never wear these in Wyoming. Would deny they were mine, that I ever saw them or even knew they existed. Lol
Someone above mentioned prototypes that aren't for commercial sale. Well, these are real and for sale in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
Nice Shoes
Nice Shoes
Crocodile Leather Shoes
Leather Shoes
The High Heel Sports Shoe Hybrid
This looks like it belongs in one of those 'I Spy' books that you would read in the primary school library
Couldn’t quite put my finger on it at first, but you’re absolutely right!
Load More Replies...Try Social Distancing With Hair Shoes!
Dolphin Shaped Shoes
Actual Upcoming Shoes
These Adidas Shoes
I Melman is the giraffe. I think this is Marty the zebra.
Load More Replies...These Food Bag Shoes
These Shoes Are On Par
High Fashion Camel Toe Shoes
My foot would get stuck halfway in. I have teeny tiny little toes
Cockroach Shoe Clips
I know someone who will be horrified by these. What if Headless Roach's relatives were used to make these?!
These Shoes From Japan
Felt Shoes
I knew I was gonna love most of these. The vast amjority are art project. They are creative and quirky (ok, one is disgusting, but still impressive)
I thought that same thing. Some people are so creative!
Load More Replies...Wow, most of them had at least one positive comment. That's awesome.
I know some of these are concept shoes, just for show. The question I have is "WHICH ONES?"
This is really freaking creative! Definitely weird, but pretty darn cool.
some of these were really cool! The ones at the end... were pretty cursed
I knew I was gonna love most of these. The vast amjority are art project. They are creative and quirky (ok, one is disgusting, but still impressive)
I thought that same thing. Some people are so creative!
Load More Replies...Wow, most of them had at least one positive comment. That's awesome.
I know some of these are concept shoes, just for show. The question I have is "WHICH ONES?"
This is really freaking creative! Definitely weird, but pretty darn cool.
some of these were really cool! The ones at the end... were pretty cursed
