The pope will love it

That’s a cute little ducker

Why settle for mustard when there is wasabi. Make the thief feel his sinuses in a whole new way. Edit: I meant the horseradish version that is sold as wasabi.

This is not a fail, it’s magestic as f**k

Noooo!

The forbidden Noodlez

How much are the tickets?? I want to come and cheer you on!!

Calcifer! I NEED this!

Brilliant!

His dad will still figure out a way to get up inside me after I eat him … edit: that’s what she said

This is awesome! Child (31) reckons this will be his next sausage and mash creation because it's more artistic than the mash and gravy volcano he usually makes 🙄

Shrek

Sausageskippers

My brain went blank when I saw the photo.

Someone fire the designers please

fürst-pückler-eis 😋

It's hard to work reproductive humor into breakfast. Props?

Hahahaaaa. Finallyyyy.

It's only been 3.14 seconds.

All this butter is going straight to the hips.

I dig these, not gonna lie.

Man, this person's OCD levels must be through the roof.

Yeah! Work it baby!!

Looks like Clouds Buster Sword

Slow day in Silent Hill for Pyramid head

Cloud is petty enough to actually do this

Samurai Delicatessen

If the CEO of Subway joined the mafia

Buster Baguette! Swordway! Final Fantasy 43! And other such humorous names.

Stale bread

After he slices the bread he will put the knife down on the floor.

A hero cutting a hero .

Some otaku got *very* bored at their Subway job.

"Samurai CHOP!"

Overkill

'Give me a regular 6 on Rosemary parm.' 'You want that Mike's way?' 'Nah bro, make it Cloud's way.'

Pyramid Head had to get a second job?

Where's his pyramid head?

Just me that saw the sword as a divider and instead wondered what he was doing with his dingly dangly?

Why does that look like Magik's soulsword...

Lasagna?

🤢🤢🤮

Looks like kitty's been flayed

Snort-laugh!

It's okay, that's Remy!

WHAT??? Where do these people come from? What kind of parents brought them up?

Aarrgghhh....I don't need my ice cream scaring me thanks

That's some dedication

It looks like a bad 70s wig.

My SO would love that