The pope will love it

That’s a cute little ducker

Why settle for mustard when there is wasabi. Make the thief feel his sinuses in a whole new way. Edit: I meant the horseradish version that is sold as wasabi.

This is not a fail, it’s magestic as f**k

Noooo!

The forbidden Noodlez

How much are the tickets?? I want to come and cheer you on!!

Calcifer! I NEED this!

Brilliant!

His dad will still figure out a way to get up inside me after I eat him … edit: that’s what she said

This is awesome! Child (31) reckons this will be his next sausage and mash creation because it's more artistic than the mash and gravy volcano he usually makes 🙄

Shrek

Sausageskippers

My brain went blank when I saw the photo.

Someone fire the designers please

fürst-pückler-eis 😋

It's hard to work reproductive humor into breakfast. Props?

Hahahaaaa. Finallyyyy.

It's only been 3.14 seconds.

All this butter is going straight to the hips.

I dig these, not gonna lie.

Man, this person's OCD levels must be through the roof.

Yeah! Work it baby!!

Looks like Clouds Buster Sword

Lasagna?

🤢🤢🤮

Looks like kitty's been flayed

Snort-laugh!

It's okay, that's Remy!

WHAT??? Where do these people come from? What kind of parents brought them up?

Aarrgghhh....I don't need my ice cream scaring me thanks

That's some dedication

It looks like a bad 70s wig.

My SO would love that