Diabolical

Also bury a dead animal over the body so that if they do dig up the plant, they'll think that the smell was coming from the animal

Emily shat on my carpet again 🙄

people, remember, consent is important when picking us up.

i like how this is clearly a screenshot of a boredpanda post with the number erased from the title caption

Plus you get the added bonus of having to clean up your kitchen and do dishes!

Unfortunately they may start to suspect it’s not tea when you begin slurring your words and betting people $5 that you can do a handstand on your desk.

Lovely

To bee happy

Perfect. Anyone wanna join the friend group I’ve made? We can play dnd(I’ll be the dm) ,do some face masks, sacrifice some stuff we find outside, make snacks… etc

If you’re single and all alone you don’t even need to talk 😎

Like that guy in Japan who went to jail for 3D printing a F*****G GUN

You will fascinate me with a piece of cheese

I can confirm as a woman I will be fascinated when offered cheese.

“Hold out your hand.” *Places Limburger in outstretched hand* “… feeling fascinated yet?”

This is too funny. My husband is fascinated by cheese. I used to leave him by the cheese display in the supermarket to babysit him while I shopped.

I mean, it's true so...

I do find cheese fascinating. Go on.

Someone, please tell me what this book is called!

Noted, Ty for this helpful info

Give me 50 blocks of cheese and you'll fascinate my whole bloodline, future generations included.

Fair enough

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese my dream is cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

Only guaranteed to work in the state of Wisconsin and several areas of the UK and France.

Sounds like something Charlie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" would say

It's true.

This is how I fascinated my wife back in the day!

what is this book? ...nvm (The spell comes from Kathryn Paulsen’s 1971 book, The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft )

I mean, it's not wrong.

Make it Swiss, and you've got my attention.

I mean cheese 😸

*Proceeds to prepare a charcuterie board with an Ouija board.

I'm not a woman but give me mozzarella and I'll love you forever

Why is the cheese one any weirder than stealing her shoes to fill with rum or stealing her hair to throw in a river?

As long as you avoid "American Cheese"

True

can confirm, many of my friends love cheese

Sounds legit

Can confirm this works....

The next one includes someone's blood.

Burn WHAT after you perspire heavily? I have questions and I'm not sure I want answers.

This is very true

Ur a bad person…but cheese tho

Accurate.

Why waste a good roux when you can make Gravy, putting it in a shoe is a waste

Dangernoodle holding noodles :)

I can’t even see their faces but they look so disappointed

3) Fake your own death

I actually do need to fix my glasses now though

*sleeps on ikea box and shoves clothes into another one*