This is D I c k shaming. The cake is excellent.

I kept hitting the "like" button but nothing happened.... :(

Wow... That can't be unseen. It's like the Sodor version of The Ring or maybe the Sodor Centipede

"Hey kids, Grandpa's missing a few essentials, but at least we have cake."

And no candles? Don't they know that moths are attracted to a flame?

I am not going to say what it looks like...

Ah yes, the famous teenage mutant ninja frogs.

The teeth look like pills, pretty sure he took the leftovers when making the cake!

Bet this kid has inexplicable sleepless nights for the rest of their life from the day of the party.

English breakfast, is that you?

Looks like a gimp mask.

What in the lactose intolerance is this

A testicle?

Buzz Frightyear.

question: is there a stick in the middle for stability? it would explain her look

He needs to see a dermatologist.

Erm... no, you clearly can not.

I've heard people say "eat a bucket of d***s". This is the first time I've seen what a bucket of them looks like. /j

playing fast and loose on the word professional

Always with the teeth

When the cat has unrolled all the TP and you roll it back, but it doesn't work very well.

Wtaf!? 🤨

Career plan B?

I'll save my money.

That cake looks delicious. The cake topper is the wrong color and the floral stems are too long.

Burn it with fire.

And then it open the eyes 😱

Dragon fail....

Maybe, the poster just appreciates the effort gone into making a cake for them?