"I bought some dehydrated water, but didn't know what to add" (Steven Wright)

I see no golf balls

We're on a road to nowhere

it’s not working bc they are muggles, duh!

this makes sense to me (i have no kids)

About as useful as blinker fluid

Brain not in use

I can imagine someone accidentally cutting their mouth with that

Oooh but I love the feel and sound of a typewriter so although useless I still want lol

If Goop's peak revenue was $18M in 2022. I can also believe slapping the word diet on water will sell millions of bottles

It's a 2-way mirror and the inside coating peeled off where they've put the sign.

Not gonna lie, a neck like that would look really cool.

i Actually kind of like this. Not totally useless.

Tell me... Who is going to see the sparkly poops?

If somebody showed me this as their new “pet” I’d show em my new pet too, a piece of paper

Because finding the keyhole isn't enough of a challange when it's 1am and your drunk

maybe it stops rain?

Ugly and useless in fashion equals a hefty price tag...

Balcony 9 and 3 quarters

And the filling is a must for meat lovers

Breaking the law, breaking the law! 🎶🎵 🎸 🐹

Lost remotes in my house are always under my dog!

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i need it in pink

Not just useless, could be positively harmful!

I own one of these, my kid loves it and feels like a big boy for cutting his own hotdogs. Not useless at all

I think that's actually really clever. Want to use chopsticks? Fine, use the ends. Need a spoon? Use the other end.

It's not exactly Hammer time!

I mean it looks silly, but probably gets the job done.

I had one of these. There was a cover you put over the blade you weren't using that double as a handle. Very practical. I lost it in a move and still keep an eye out to see if I can find one.

No wonder the oceans are full of plastic waste... Who produces this bullshitt? And is there anyone of sane mind buying things like these?

Yes

... or zeros.

Yubari King Melons cost up to $45,000. I'd have an armed escort from the supermarket as well

That's the entrance to the next backrooms level.

keeps the less-clever dinosaurs out

Unless you're a muggle, you walk through and step out in Hogwarts on the other side.

That's unsafe. They need a lock.

Parkor!

You had one job!

Environmentally friendly watering can. Reuse your water instead of pouring it away.

Why am I suddenly craving, liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

yeah, we need to redesign glasses, because apparently people have been doing it wrong for millenias.

That’s what she said.