"I bought some dehydrated water, but didn't know what to add" (Steven Wright)

I see no golf balls

We're on a road to nowhere

it’s not working bc they are muggles, duh!

this makes sense to me (i have no kids)

About as useful as blinker fluid

Brain not in use

I can imagine someone accidentally cutting their mouth with that

Oooh but I love the feel and sound of a typewriter so although useless I still want lol

If Goop's peak revenue was $18M in 2022. I can also believe slapping the word diet on water will sell millions of bottles

It's a 2-way mirror and the inside coating peeled off where they've put the sign.

Not gonna lie, a neck like that would look really cool.

i Actually kind of like this. Not totally useless.

Tell me... Who is going to see the sparkly poops?

If somebody showed me this as their new “pet” I’d show em my new pet too, a piece of paper

Because finding the keyhole isn't enough of a challange when it's 1am and your drunk

maybe it stops rain?

Ugly and useless in fashion equals a hefty price tag...

Balcony 9 and 3 quarters

And the filling is a must for meat lovers

Breaking the law, breaking the law! 🎶🎵 🎸 🐹

Lost remotes in my house are always under my dog!

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i need it in pink

Not just useless, could be positively harmful!

I own one of these, my kid loves it and feels like a big boy for cutting his own hotdogs. Not useless at all

I think that's actually really clever. Want to use chopsticks? Fine, use the ends. Need a spoon? Use the other end.

It's not exactly Hammer time!

I mean it looks silly, but probably gets the job done.

I had one of these. There was a cover you put over the blade you weren't using that double as a handle. Very practical. I lost it in a move and still keep an eye out to see if I can find one.

No wonder the oceans are full of plastic waste... Who produces this bullshitt? And is there anyone of sane mind buying things like these?

Yes

... or zeros.

“Math isn’t that confusing when you use your calculator”. The calculator…..

1 is 3-2. You people are so spoiled. "I need a one! I need a zero!"

5,6,7,8...and flunk and flunk...

Definitely not designed for doing binary computations.

How did they get the 1 if there is no 1 button

There is a 1 on the screen...

Again Made in CHINA!!!

Yes, because we need 2 decimal points and we all use square roots much more often than 0 or 1

How did they get the 1 on the display?

(5-4), (6-4), (7-4)

Or sums in general

yet there is a 1 on the screen

This is the cheap variant from Wish?

3-2=1

Two fives and two sixes

When you are in class and somebody asks you to use your calculator: "Here, use this one". Next time they will bring their own from home.

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