As a sibling, yes

Best Grandpa ever!!!!

Kid's a savage

Hey!!! You could text in the 90s... It wasn't a very long text thou and it cost...

SMS protocol was created in 1984, but didn't became available in Europe until 1993. By 1997 it was pretty standard for plans in Europe to treat SMS messaging as a low cost alternative to phone calls. In the US however, SMS messaging was charged at higher rates than phone minutes until around 2005-2010. This meant that this joke works really well in the US, but less well in Europe. I started a company in the US built around SMS messaging in 1997. At the time, everybody in Europe was using texting in place of phone calls, as it was much cheaper for the phone companies, and so they offered better rates. We built a marketing company that would allow customers to register for SMS based coupons or SMS exclusive deals for sports tickets. Unfortunately, we were about 10 years too early for the US market, and the company failed. It's not worth getting 10% off your Pizza Hut pizza if you have to pay $1 for the coupon to be delivered to you. I built the whole system in PERL.

And here I am thinking the 90's wasn't THAT long ago. My youngest (18) likes to tell me half her siblings were born in the 19 hundreds 😆.

godDAMMIT is right

Posting a joke thats at least 5 years old as if your kid said it is a thing, I guess.

I smell something burning. :D

Uh sms text by phone was invented in 1984. So we could text back then. You probably forgot.

Totally something my niece n nephews would say 🤣🤣🤣

Greatness

you’ve been dad joked

... and that one weirdo in the background

Shell get there eventually

He's gonna cringe so hard when he grows up and learns about this :/

Be careful where you keep the stash though, Easter bunny search reveals all your secrets

i do this...

I'm starting a pyramid scheme with this kid

Relatable

Yes, I can tell them apart. How? I’m their mom… (One twin has a giant magic marker “X” on their chest…)

This is me but with my siblings

It's more believable without the 4th bowl, trust me.

You take what you can get.

Spend months teaching them to walk and talk, then years telling them to sit down and be quiet.

I love the Parent Trap!

Don't worry, soon EVERYTHING will be a "f*****g crisis"

Just wait til they're old enough to drink

Get your pleasure wherever and whenever you can.

Oh man and all the paperwork!! Newsletters!! Fund raising!! .. jeez!!

Perhaps just occasionally check if i have enough wine thank you very much

My parents keeps my daughters artwork from aged 6months old to this day when she is now 8! 😑

The look on William . Honey, every damn day.

I do this with my siblings when I can.

Christmas for kids is based on a web of lies anyway.

Tbh same

"You keep reading there, I'll just close my eyes and listen."

For people with no kids the most relaxing thing in the world is to watch parents run around like crazy people.

No one does.

Same with siblings. When my siblings went to bed it was game time. You get to eat all the snacks they want to eat just because you could.

No shes building a new economy with the items in the home section

A “Personal Pool” is way better than a “family pool.”

Wait now I'm curious... Would saying suprise me work??

no, i have my own problems

I want whatever is in that pitcher

Actually I'm going as an introvert... so bye

HARD TRUTH.

I never understood much about boy bands, or why people obsess over them. Like, they are just people who sing songs with their bros..?

Not sure how this is parenting, unless I'm missing something?

My mom told us we were not allowed to play that anymore. (cause we were too "loud") EDIT: Why are people being so mean about my grammar. Grammar is not my strong suit, so why judge me? I say the word "cause", because I was raised with that word. I see nothing wrong. And what good does being mean do? And just know that some people don't take bullying well. I have been bullied practically my whole life, and I will not let it continue. It helps nobody. Also @gas station cola, if you are so concerned about grammar why don't you become a grammar teacher, maybe fix your first letters of your username to a capital letters.