sorta like a cat? XD

but it has to be in royalty

And you can be happy about the generosity!

Wow that baby is strong, practicing to be a gymnast already!

This is terrifying....

the lady's face though X''D PRICELESS

The first bite is always the best! ????

Yep, and if its not the door, its the floor.

HAHAHA! My brothers have done this.

Yes. Very cat like.

Ashamed to say that I have done this as a kid ... and was afraid that they had found out that I prank called them and came to arrest me.

Easy. Soap-battered veggies. Problem solved.

Just thinking ahead in case you have to leave them there.

Just happened to me at the doctors office the other day. And my son just laughed and laughed. Jerk face.

The 4X2 is most common but not most painful, luckily.

go full pinterest and fry an egg in the middle :O

My little brother used to carry around my moms bras....He even slept with them and tried to bring them to school.

"Not putting a jacket on mom, so just LET IT GO, LET IT GOOOOO"

The struggle is real.

Lannisters....

That one us cute!

And today we will pogo to school.....

Cleanup in aisle four! :-/

OMG XD It looks like he's saying "you know, that's life, mom."

I look soooo charming with this sticks. Even the flower is checking me out.

That shirt is so relevant! :)

wow and its PIZZA youd think theyd eat it

yeah but u wish u had an alarm clock instead ;) even miss it maybe..

Yeah not feeling sorry for..... I had 2 girls who refused to wear clothes..., they'ed get naked ALL the time and wanted to go to restaurants in their knickers!!!

This looks like a painting. ☻

lol its OK ^^^^

omg i died at this one

This has been my week!

My husband does this to me...

We're gonna need a taller crib.

Hmm...it's quiet. Too quiet.

Are we there yet?

This is the reason we only have washable markers and crayons... best invention ever.

Wow this kid is lucky. Just look at that giant stuffed dog and that car!

Nope nope nope, you people evidently have never met anything like my boys.

"What is this magical device??"

or you just teach them not to put their feet on the seats...

Oh. I am so glad to see we're not alone with this.

jeez, did she have an elephant for breakfast?

For the win! He tried.

We always want what we can't have....

My mom did that once. She covered for it beautifully by writing a note the next night that said the tooth fair was sick that night XD

ha ha ha ha what a sweet little dirty pig. <3

When I was a child (70s) it was the dog I remember getting whipping for "stealing" chocolate xmas tree ornaments and it was the bloody dog all along Lol my mum felt SO guilty....

That expression's like: "Game's over."

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Unfortunately due to Mom being paranoid about the kid locking herself in the room and being trapped to starve to death forever, we have no locks on any of our doors so even this pathetic excuse for a sanctuary is not available in our house.

Ha ha every child does this My daughter chopped a chunk from the top I swear it grew slower than the rest of the hair

Have children = can't own anything nice again! I'm afraid to have kids now

The expression of the boy in the middle is priceless

You need to post this in I'm an *sshole Parent. Absolutely fits right in!

Oh yeah. My mom took pix of us after my youngest was born. Ex looked rested. I looked as if I'd been stranded on a hurricane - stricken island for two weeks. Thankyou thankyou thankyou, mom, for tzking care of M.

Yum

As the non mommy of the group, I specialize in holding and entertaining the kids while moms eat ... still referred to by one of them as "not a kid person" ..fml

Hahaha :D every single time!