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Captain Awesome

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Captain Awesome • upvoted an item 5 months ago

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It was a credit card fraud case in the early part of my career. He actually wore the stolen clothes to court and a clerk at the defrauded store identified them in front of the jury. I felt like the guy in the commercial that asks “want to be somewhere else?”.

Captain Awesome • commented on a post 5 months ago

50 People Share The Coolest Inheritance They’ve Received (New Pics)

Late 70's Les Paul Custom? Abt $30k!

Captain Awesome • commented on 29 posts 1 year ago

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

At least he's wearing oants

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Bye bye future kids

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

At least he's wearing oants

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Bye bye future kids

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Murica!

40 Ordinary Things That Can End Your Life If You Accidentally Have Too Much

Trust?! I don't trust any mad f****r out there. They're all idiots!

“This Would Ruin Her”: Men Confess The Deepest Secrets They Are Keeping From Their Partners

For $6k, that thing better have rockets!

“This Would Ruin Her”: Men Confess The Deepest Secrets They Are Keeping From Their Partners

Girl is a professional student. GTFO

50 Of The Most Bizarre Pics That Got Posted On This No Context Instagram Page

Must b a murican in Oz

Watching These Movies Might Feel Different When You Read These 35 Rare Movie Facts Found Online

Wayne doesn't play Stairway to Heaven at all. It's just a random lead break.

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Standard practice in the battery chicken industry. They're fed with a pelletised mix of grain and chicken carcasses.

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Probly at the shop across the road from a school. But don't you their guns!

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Michael Jackson and The Joker had a kid...

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

But then they gets the shits at you for starting and judging.

“That Looked Expensive”: People Share 35 Fails And Accidents That Cost A Small Fortune (New Pics)

Porsche Cayman

50 Times People Learned Something So “Fascinating” They Had To Share With Others

Windows lock screen

“You Can’t Get Rich Here”: 35 People Reveal The Best And The Worst Thing About Their Countries

Not yet, but we have selective breeding program.

50 Of The Worst Actions Of People That Could Make Even The Most Understanding Angry

She's still a piece of s**t

50 People Who Had The ‘Pleasure’ Of Living Next To The Most Horrible People (New Pics)

Maybe just don't be a freeloading k**b

30 Random Images That Are Too Hard To Ignore, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Nah, the lard in his diet makes him extra sticky

30 Random Images That Are Too Hard To Ignore, As Shared On This Instagram Page

At least someone's wearing a helmet!

30 Random Images That Are Too Hard To Ignore, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Mathter! Mathter

30 Misconceptions About Pretty Safe Things, Despite Most Saying They’re Dangerous

It's not the sport itself, it's the little bastards that do it in the wrong place and make life hell for everyone else!

30 Misconceptions About Pretty Safe Things, Despite Most Saying They’re Dangerous

That's exactly what I was gonna say!

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Captain Awesome • upvoted 8 items 1 year ago

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

I have a BMW, blinker fluid costs $900 unless you buy the subscription!

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Don't worry, the cat can jump over the bars easily

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

I have a BMW, blinker fluid costs $900 unless you buy the subscription!

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Don't worry, the cat can jump over the bars easily

College Graduate Complains Over Exhausting Commute To Her First 9-5 Job And Goes Viral

The problem is how do you pick a job two hours away from your home and then complain about it being so far away? That's what's ridiculous.

College Graduate Complains Over Exhausting Commute To Her First 9-5 Job And Goes Viral

Boo F****** hoo.

30 Random Images That Are Too Hard To Ignore, As Shared On This Instagram Page

His secret is skipping bath time.

29 Solid Facts That Some People Flat-Out Refuse To Accept

Josephus' writings which confirm the existence of Jesus are accepted by the vast majority of scholars of the period. But Jesus' role as Saviour? His godhood? That's a matter of faith and cannot be proven in any scientifically valid way. Don’t let your frustration with believers contaminate your knowledge and understanding.

35 Absurd Examples Of “Boy Math” That Make Absolutely Zero Sense To Everyone Else

More like written by bitter women who had 1 bad experience and now all men are trash

Hey Pandas, What’s Something People Don’t Understand About Your Gender Identity?

im a man and my pronouns are he/him. thats that

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Captain Awesome • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Makes You Say, "I Don't Care"?

Captain Awesome • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Halloween

Share A Pic With Your Best Celeb Encounter!

Captain Awesome • submitted 6 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Makes You Say, "I Don't Care"?

Hey Pandas, If You Had A Warning Label, What Would Yours Say?

Hey Pandas, Ask Me A Question

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Are Absolutely Tired Of Hearing? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s A Weird Habit That You Have? (Closed)

Captain Awesome • submitted 14 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Feel Like Should Not Exist?

I Wish People Around Me Knew...

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most "Wtf?" News Article Or Headline You Have Seen Recently?

Hey Pandas Over 35, What Advice Would You Give To People Under 21 That You Wish You Had Been Told Yourself? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Made You Join The Bored Panda Community? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Give Me A Random Fact

Hey Pandas, What Was The Biggest Shock Of Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Team Edward Or Team Jacob?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Good Defense Tools Against An Evil Cat? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Relationship With Your Siblings?

Hey Pandas, What Came First The Chicken Or The Egg And Why?

Hey Pandas, Imagine You Just Arrived In Hell. What Does The Devil Say To You?

Hey Pandas, What's A Hill You Are Willing To Die On.

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think About Women With Body Hair? (Closed)

Captain Awesome • commented on a post 5 months ago

50 People Share The Coolest Inheritance They’ve Received (New Pics)

Late 70's Les Paul Custom? Abt $30k!

Captain Awesome • commented on 19 posts 1 year ago

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

At least he's wearing oants

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Bye bye future kids

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Murica!

40 Ordinary Things That Can End Your Life If You Accidentally Have Too Much

Trust?! I don't trust any mad f****r out there. They're all idiots!

“This Would Ruin Her”: Men Confess The Deepest Secrets They Are Keeping From Their Partners

For $6k, that thing better have rockets!

“This Would Ruin Her”: Men Confess The Deepest Secrets They Are Keeping From Their Partners

Girl is a professional student. GTFO

50 Of The Most Bizarre Pics That Got Posted On This No Context Instagram Page

Must b a murican in Oz

Watching These Movies Might Feel Different When You Read These 35 Rare Movie Facts Found Online

Wayne doesn't play Stairway to Heaven at all. It's just a random lead break.

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Standard practice in the battery chicken industry. They're fed with a pelletised mix of grain and chicken carcasses.

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Probly at the shop across the road from a school. But don't you their guns!

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Michael Jackson and The Joker had a kid...

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

But then they gets the shits at you for starting and judging.

“That Looked Expensive”: People Share 35 Fails And Accidents That Cost A Small Fortune (New Pics)

Porsche Cayman

50 Times People Learned Something So “Fascinating” They Had To Share With Others

Windows lock screen

50 Funny, Relatable, And Just Silly Memes From This Instagram Account

The term "seppos" actually comes from the UK

35 Embarrassing Instagram Vs. Reality Pics Of People Trying To Hide Their Age

Madonna. Looks like a Wish.com barbie

30 Posts About The ’90s That Might Hit You With A Wave Of Nostalgia

Might even be worth a few bucks by now!

30 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got In Trouble At Work

And now I can hold a radiant smile and tell you to fûck off with aplomb

30 Perfectly Timed Shots By Edas Wong (New Pics)

Sometimes, scooter riders do need to be shot.

Captain Awesome • upvoted an item 4 months ago

hankthetank2112 reply

Captain Awesome • upvoted 19 items 1 year ago

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

I have a BMW, blinker fluid costs $900 unless you buy the subscription!

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Don't worry, the cat can jump over the bars easily

College Graduate Complains Over Exhausting Commute To Her First 9-5 Job And Goes Viral

The problem is how do you pick a job two hours away from your home and then complain about it being so far away? That's what's ridiculous.

College Graduate Complains Over Exhausting Commute To Her First 9-5 Job And Goes Viral

Boo F****** hoo.

30 Random Images That Are Too Hard To Ignore, As Shared On This Instagram Page

His secret is skipping bath time.

29 Solid Facts That Some People Flat-Out Refuse To Accept

Hey Pandas, What’s Something People Don’t Understand About Your Gender Identity?

im a man and my pronouns are he/him. thats that

35 Absurd Examples Of “Boy Math” That Make Absolutely Zero Sense To Everyone Else

More like written by bitter women who had 1 bad experience and now all men are trash

30 Misconceptions About Pretty Safe Things, Despite Most Saying They’re Dangerous

All human grown is modified by thousands of years of selectively breeding, choosing genes that benefit us. GMO is just an accelerated version of what we've been doing

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

The father was distracted with the other one

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous?

A few of them, but my favorite was David Ogden Stiers (Charles from MASH). He was so nice and very down to Earth.

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous?

2 time Dakar winner Toby Price. Came into my motorcycle shop to buy parts. Spent over an hr talking to everyone and packing pics. Deadset legend. Also Tony Iommi in Sydney Airport. Really laid back and quiet.

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous?

I don't know how famous they are outside of Australia but anyway. Adam Hills (comedian) and Peter Hudson (ex-football player).

50 People Who Expect To Get Canceled Over Their Food Preferences Share What They Eat (New Pics)

Because BP is populated with people who eat like toddlers and invent an alternative morality to explain why they are ethically superior human beings because they claim that mushrooms are disgusting. Also, the description of something feeling like a slug crawling down one's throat is pretty entertaining.

50 People Who Expect To Get Canceled Over Their Food Preferences Share What They Eat (New Pics)

Mushrooms are an alien life form that are not meant to be eaten. One day they will wreak their revenge. I for one welcome our new fungal overlords.

“Scared The Bejesus Out Of Me”: 50 Times People Almost Had A Heart Attack But Took A Second Look (New Pics)

Muricans at their finest.

People Speak Out About Life-Turning Things That Helped Them Stop Being Broke (30 Answers)

This is really hard if, at the end of your paycheck, you usually have some month left.

People Speak Out About Life-Turning Things That Helped Them Stop Being Broke (30 Answers)

I earn good money. This is great advice for people like me. I don’t work two or more jobs simply to survive. Thing is, I grew up in poverty. I’m never going to judge those who barely make ends meet. I remember a pack of gingernut cookies being a treat. I also remember my dad telling me “pee only needs three sheets of toilet paper, poo is a maximum of five.” When you realize that your parents had to count every sheet of toilet paper to be able to afford cookies once a month, you realize how much they saved and sacrificed to make your childhood a positive memory.

Ramiren reply

"Did you know that slipknot wear masks because they're wanted criminals". Now imagine me wasting 15 minutes of my life trying to explain that if they were wanted criminals, they'd just arrest them on stage.

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