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tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 2 days ago

50 Permanent Reminders That Bad Choices Hurt Twice (New Pics)

I agree, put a temp tattoo on for say 2 weeks and see how you feel about it afterwards

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 5 days ago

50 Wild Lessons Men Learned From Their Better Halves

I just pee on the seat and then close the lid

tom (bat/man) • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

Paratha....Indian heavy Meal

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

not before I said to unset you first

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

Paratha....Indian heavy Meal

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

not before I said to unset you first

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

Sister Euphonious, cousin of Thelonious

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

nah, that's my eyelash

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

My Fritna was from Copacabana. Now I have 2 little fritters.

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

Mate, that's a great song. Clearly it's that bad you still remember it :)

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tom (bat/man) • upvoted an item 1 week ago

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

"Never Not Creating"?

tom (bat/man) • commented on 7 posts 3 weeks ago

30 Doctors Share The Weirdest And Most Disgusting Things Found In People’s Bodies

radiograph does not correlate with story

30 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Help You Understand Life Or Give Up On It

god is ded.....oh IIIIIIIIIII get it, that's a fine moustache

30 Doctors Share The Weirdest And Most Disgusting Things Found In People’s Bodies

radiograph does not correlate with story

This Community Shares The Most Beautiful Things In The World, Here Are 50 Of The Most Breathtaking (New Pics)

must be 2 floors underground

These 50 Posts Are Just Proof That Someone’s Always Having A Worse Day (New Pics)

yeah I would have left the walnuts too

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tom (bat/man) • commented on 7 posts 4 weeks ago

“My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart”: 50 Random Facts You May Have Not Heard Of Before (New Pics)

Surely the banks are not this dumb

“My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart”: 50 Random Facts You May Have Not Heard Of Before (New Pics)

Legend!

“My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart”: 50 Random Facts You May Have Not Heard Of Before (New Pics)

Surely the banks are not this dumb

“My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart”: 50 Random Facts You May Have Not Heard Of Before (New Pics)

Legend!

“My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart”: 50 Random Facts You May Have Not Heard Of Before (New Pics)

good boi

“My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart”: 50 Random Facts You May Have Not Heard Of Before (New Pics)

Along with some Uber eats and a six pack of beer

“My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart”: 50 Random Facts You May Have Not Heard Of Before (New Pics)

Rightly so

“My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart”: 50 Random Facts You May Have Not Heard Of Before (New Pics)

Typical

50 Funny Memes That Might Leave You Weirdly Hungry, Shared On The ‘Cursed Food’ Page

Clearly the mouse didn't read the sign that the doors close by themselves

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tom (bat/man) • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

50 Funny Memes That Might Leave You Weirdly Hungry, Shared On The ‘Cursed Food’ Page

So am I.

tom (bat/man) • commented on 15 posts 1 month ago

40 Amazing Photos That Spill Secrets About Ancient Civilizations That Lived Before Us

the unhappy meal, it was the same as for the adults

40 Amazing Photos That Spill Secrets About Ancient Civilizations That Lived Before Us

Boney M vibes

40 Amazing Photos That Spill Secrets About Ancient Civilizations That Lived Before Us

the unhappy meal, it was the same as for the adults

40 Amazing Photos That Spill Secrets About Ancient Civilizations That Lived Before Us

Boney M vibes

30 Brutally Honest People Turn Their Exes Into Brands In Viral Thread

just did it

30 Brutally Honest People Turn Their Exes Into Brands In Viral Thread

We called her Gillette, 'cause she was the best a man could get

30 Brutally Honest People Turn Their Exes Into Brands In Viral Thread

what do you want, adoption?

30 Brutally Honest People Turn Their Exes Into Brands In Viral Thread

just got more expensive

30 Brutally Honest People Turn Their Exes Into Brands In Viral Thread

Sorry, but went on holiday to a country that has taco bell from a country that doesn't have taco bell...disappointed to say the least

30 Brutally Honest People Turn Their Exes Into Brands In Viral Thread

not where I live

30 Brutally Honest People Turn Their Exes Into Brands In Viral Thread

burn

30 Brutally Honest People Turn Their Exes Into Brands In Viral Thread

well if not you then air tasker?

15 Of The Best Children’s Books To Celebrate Our Debut Book Release

wow, flash back! I was first exposed to this book in 1976 as a 4 year old and it freaked me out. never got the point. I must re visit it to see what it was all about

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

egyptian yakuza

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

bet those blokes in the ballet can't do that!

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

I said a pyramid guys, not an upside down teacup!

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

hypostyle= under columns, not as i thought =low style

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tom (bat/man) • upvoted an item 1 month ago

30 Brutally Honest People Turn Their Exes Into Brands In Viral Thread

oh dear

tom (bat/man) • submitted a new post 9 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Graffiti You Have Ever Read On A Toilet Wall?

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Graffiti You Have Ever Read On A Toilet Wall?

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 2 days ago

50 Permanent Reminders That Bad Choices Hurt Twice (New Pics)

I agree, put a temp tattoo on for say 2 weeks and see how you feel about it afterwards

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 5 days ago

50 Wild Lessons Men Learned From Their Better Halves

I just pee on the seat and then close the lid

tom (bat/man) • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

Paratha....Indian heavy Meal

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

not before I said to unset you first

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

Sister Euphonious, cousin of Thelonious

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

nah, that's my eyelash

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

My Fritna was from Copacabana. Now I have 2 little fritters.

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

Mate, that's a great song. Clearly it's that bad you still remember it :)

tom (bat/man) • commented on 7 posts 3 weeks ago

30 Doctors Share The Weirdest And Most Disgusting Things Found In People’s Bodies

radiograph does not correlate with story

30 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Help You Understand Life Or Give Up On It

god is ded.....oh IIIIIIIIIII get it, that's a fine moustache

30 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Help You Understand Life Or Give Up On It

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

30 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Help You Understand Life Or Give Up On It

that's what happens when you smoke weed and watch TV

30 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Help You Understand Life Or Give Up On It

True

This Community Shares The Most Beautiful Things In The World, Here Are 50 Of The Most Breathtaking (New Pics)

must be 2 floors underground

These 50 Posts Are Just Proof That Someone’s Always Having A Worse Day (New Pics)

yeah I would have left the walnuts too

tom (bat/man) • commented on 5 posts 4 weeks ago

“My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart”: 50 Random Facts You May Have Not Heard Of Before (New Pics)

Surely the banks are not this dumb

“My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart”: 50 Random Facts You May Have Not Heard Of Before (New Pics)

Legend!

“My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart”: 50 Random Facts You May Have Not Heard Of Before (New Pics)

good boi

“My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart”: 50 Random Facts You May Have Not Heard Of Before (New Pics)

Along with some Uber eats and a six pack of beer

“My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart”: 50 Random Facts You May Have Not Heard Of Before (New Pics)

Rightly so

tom (bat/man) • upvoted an item 1 week ago

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

"Never Not Creating"?

tom (bat/man) • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

50 Funny Memes That Might Leave You Weirdly Hungry, Shared On The ‘Cursed Food’ Page

So am I.

tom (bat/man) • upvoted 18 items 1 month ago

30 Brutally Honest People Turn Their Exes Into Brands In Viral Thread

oh dear

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

Looks like she should have been applying sunscreen instead of oil, really bad case of sunburn there

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

Finally someone that wore more bracelets than Johnny Depp.

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

seen a lapis lazuli sun-disc, with an image of the enthroned god Amun-Ra-Horakhty before the goddess Maat at its center. Third Intermediate Period, 22nd Dynasty, ca. 887-885 BC. Tomb of Shoshenq II at Tanis. Now in the Egyptian Museum, Cairo. JE 72171

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

Below, resting upon a boat, can be seen a lapis lazuli sun-disc, with an image of the enthroned god Amun-Ra-Horakhty before the goddess Maat at its center. Third Intermediate Period, 22nd Dynasty, ca. 887-885 BC. Tomb of Shoshenq II at Tanis. Now in the Egyptian Museum, Cairo. JE 72171

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

Is that the equivalent of the present day dogs playing poker picture?

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

More specifically, I REALLY didn't know they had BLUE hedgehogs! Does he run really fast to collect rings?

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

MJ all the way

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

I wish I'd thought of this line! 😂😎

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

Do you remember the time?!

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

Thank you, Kirsten, Srinivasan, and StumblingThroughLife - I knew immediately I had made an internal connection with this one but didn't realise what it reminded me of until I saw your comments!

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

Looks like Michael Jackson ...

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

Michael Jackson, is that you?

50 Designs That Must've Looked Better On Paper Because In Practice They Totally Missed The Mark

Stupid chest zip too-is it for breastfeeding mothers?

50 Designs That Must've Looked Better On Paper Because In Practice They Totally Missed The Mark

Pizza pocket. Perfect

50 Designs That Must've Looked Better On Paper Because In Practice They Totally Missed The Mark

A pizza? 🍕🍕🍕

50 Designs That Must've Looked Better On Paper Because In Practice They Totally Missed The Mark

Where is 5? 🤯

50 Designs That Must've Looked Better On Paper Because In Practice They Totally Missed The Mark

Is someone actually buying this? For 75 Euros?

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