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tom (bat/man) • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

People Are Trying To Get Rid Of These 50 Things By Posting Them On FB Marketplace And Getting Shamed (New Pics)

Others available soon?....what?

People Are Trying To Get Rid Of These 50 Things By Posting Them On FB Marketplace And Getting Shamed (New Pics)

That's a reasonable price given the work that's gone into it

tom (bat/man) • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

This Online Group Calls Out Brutal Instagram Vs. Reality Fails, Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

galileo, galileo, figaro

This Online Group Calls Out Brutal Instagram Vs. Reality Fails, Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

Why does the dude have Spock ears in the real picture????

This Online Group Calls Out Brutal Instagram Vs. Reality Fails, Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

galileo, galileo, figaro

This Online Group Calls Out Brutal Instagram Vs. Reality Fails, Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

Why does the dude have Spock ears in the real picture????

This Online Group Calls Out Brutal Instagram Vs. Reality Fails, Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

She is perfectly fine irl but i want to slap a green cap on him and call him Santa's Elf

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tom (bat/man) • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

This Online Group Calls Out Brutal Instagram Vs. Reality Fails, Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

galileo, galileo, figaro

If You Want To Learn About Random Things That Happened Around The World, Here Are 50 Facts For You

.....and, what happened?

This Online Group Calls Out Brutal Instagram Vs. Reality Fails, Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

galileo, galileo, figaro

If You Want To Learn About Random Things That Happened Around The World, Here Are 50 Facts For You

.....and, what happened?

If You Want To Learn About Random Things That Happened Around The World, Here Are 50 Facts For You

Wow! I bet his ribs were sore

If You Want To Learn About Random Things That Happened Around The World, Here Are 50 Facts For You

at 6ft 6 he can have all the lunch he wants

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tom (bat/man) • upvoted an item 4 days ago

This Online Group Calls Out Brutal Instagram Vs. Reality Fails, Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

Dear me, her organs slipped down into her thighs!

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 4 days ago

50 Memes That Might Make You Laugh So Hard You Forget What You Were Sad About

insert short joke .....a baby seal walks into a club.....

tom (bat/man) • commented on 10 posts 2 weeks ago

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tom (bat/man) • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

Funny-Random-Pics-Recoveredimages

50 Intellectual Memes That Need You To Know The Historical Context

Are you only allowed to "own" him if your name ends in -rwin?

Funny-Random-Pics-Recoveredimages

50 Intellectual Memes That Need You To Know The Historical Context

Are you only allowed to "own" him if your name ends in -rwin?

50 Intellectual Memes That Need You To Know The Historical Context

Why does everyone end up dead around that tortoise? Mmmmm.....

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tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

50 Wild Lessons Men Learned From Their Better Halves

I just pee on the seat and then close the lid

tom (bat/man) • commented on 14 posts 1 month ago

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

Paratha....Indian heavy Meal

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

not before I said to unset you first

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

Paratha....Indian heavy Meal

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

not before I said to unset you first

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

Sister Euphonious, cousin of Thelonious

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

nah, that's my eyelash

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

My Fritna was from Copacabana. Now I have 2 little fritters.

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

Mate, that's a great song. Clearly it's that bad you still remember it :)

30 Doctors Share The Weirdest And Most Disgusting Things Found In People’s Bodies

radiograph does not correlate with story

30 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Help You Understand Life Or Give Up On It

god is ded.....oh IIIIIIIIIII get it, that's a fine moustache

30 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Help You Understand Life Or Give Up On It

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

30 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Help You Understand Life Or Give Up On It

that's what happens when you smoke weed and watch TV

30 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Help You Understand Life Or Give Up On It

True

This Community Shares The Most Beautiful Things In The World, Here Are 50 Of The Most Breathtaking (New Pics)

must be 2 floors underground

These 50 Posts Are Just Proof That Someone’s Always Having A Worse Day (New Pics)

yeah I would have left the walnuts too

“My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart”: 50 Random Facts You May Have Not Heard Of Before (New Pics)

Surely the banks are not this dumb

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tom (bat/man) • upvoted an item 1 month ago

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

"Never Not Creating"?

tom (bat/man) • submitted a new post 10 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Graffiti You Have Ever Read On A Toilet Wall?

tom (bat/man) • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Graffiti You Have Ever Read On A Toilet Wall?

tom (bat/man) • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

People Are Trying To Get Rid Of These 50 Things By Posting Them On FB Marketplace And Getting Shamed (New Pics)

Others available soon?....what?

People Are Trying To Get Rid Of These 50 Things By Posting Them On FB Marketplace And Getting Shamed (New Pics)

That's a reasonable price given the work that's gone into it

tom (bat/man) • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

This Online Group Calls Out Brutal Instagram Vs. Reality Fails, Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

galileo, galileo, figaro

If You Want To Learn About Random Things That Happened Around The World, Here Are 50 Facts For You

.....and, what happened?

If You Want To Learn About Random Things That Happened Around The World, Here Are 50 Facts For You

Wow! I bet his ribs were sore

If You Want To Learn About Random Things That Happened Around The World, Here Are 50 Facts For You

at 6ft 6 he can have all the lunch he wants

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 4 days ago

50 Memes That Might Make You Laugh So Hard You Forget What You Were Sad About

insert short joke .....a baby seal walks into a club.....

tom (bat/man) • commented on 10 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Weird And Wild Pics From An IG Account Dedicated To Posting Unhinged Content

why are the lights so low, the stove so small?

50 Weird And Wild Pics From An IG Account Dedicated To Posting Unhinged Content

excise cornelius

50 Weird And Wild Pics From An IG Account Dedicated To Posting Unhinged Content

moments before the rapture

50 Weird And Wild Pics From An IG Account Dedicated To Posting Unhinged Content

why the skirt?

50 Weird And Wild Pics From An IG Account Dedicated To Posting Unhinged Content

roids

50 Weird And Wild Pics From An IG Account Dedicated To Posting Unhinged Content

this hurts my head...nice suit though

50 Weird And Wild Pics From An IG Account Dedicated To Posting Unhinged Content

that cannot be comfortable, how did he get in?

50 Weird And Wild Pics From An IG Account Dedicated To Posting Unhinged Content

Blue Steel

If You Haven’t Had Your Dose Of Memes Today, Here Are 50 Hilarious Posts

bad cow pun..."Dana Lyons, Cows with Guns

50 Permanent Reminders That Bad Choices Hurt Twice (New Pics)

I agree, put a temp tattoo on for say 2 weeks and see how you feel about it afterwards

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

50 Wild Lessons Men Learned From Their Better Halves

I just pee on the seat and then close the lid

tom (bat/man) • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

Paratha....Indian heavy Meal

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

not before I said to unset you first

tom (bat/man) • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

This Online Group Calls Out Brutal Instagram Vs. Reality Fails, Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

Why does the dude have Spock ears in the real picture????

This Online Group Calls Out Brutal Instagram Vs. Reality Fails, Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

She is perfectly fine irl but i want to slap a green cap on him and call him Santa's Elf

This Online Group Calls Out Brutal Instagram Vs. Reality Fails, Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

galileo, galileo, figaro

This Online Group Calls Out Brutal Instagram Vs. Reality Fails, Here Are 40 Of Them (New Pics)

Dear me, her organs slipped down into her thighs!

tom (bat/man) • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

Funny-Random-Pics-Recoveredimages

50 Intellectual Memes That Need You To Know The Historical Context

Are you only allowed to "own" him if your name ends in -rwin?

50 Intellectual Memes That Need You To Know The Historical Context

Why does everyone end up dead around that tortoise? Mmmmm.....

tom (bat/man) • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

32 Japanese Shirts That Accidentally Perfected Comedy With Their Awful Translations

"Never Not Creating"?

50 Funny Memes That Might Leave You Weirdly Hungry, Shared On The ‘Cursed Food’ Page

So am I.

30 Brutally Honest People Turn Their Exes Into Brands In Viral Thread

oh dear

tom (bat/man) • upvoted 10 items 2 months ago

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

Looks like she should have been applying sunscreen instead of oil, really bad case of sunburn there

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

Finally someone that wore more bracelets than Johnny Depp.

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

seen a lapis lazuli sun-disc, with an image of the enthroned god Amun-Ra-Horakhty before the goddess Maat at its center. Third Intermediate Period, 22nd Dynasty, ca. 887-885 BC. Tomb of Shoshenq II at Tanis. Now in the Egyptian Museum, Cairo. JE 72171

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

Below, resting upon a boat, can be seen a lapis lazuli sun-disc, with an image of the enthroned god Amun-Ra-Horakhty before the goddess Maat at its center. Third Intermediate Period, 22nd Dynasty, ca. 887-885 BC. Tomb of Shoshenq II at Tanis. Now in the Egyptian Museum, Cairo. JE 72171

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

Is that the equivalent of the present day dogs playing poker picture?

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

More specifically, I REALLY didn't know they had BLUE hedgehogs! Does he run really fast to collect rings?

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

MJ all the way

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

I wish I'd thought of this line! 😂😎

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

Do you remember the time?!

50 Ancient Egyptian Artifacts That Would’ve Made The Gods Themselves Jealous

Thank you, Kirsten, Srinivasan, and StumblingThroughLife - I knew immediately I had made an internal connection with this one but didn't realise what it reminded me of until I saw your comments!

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