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SashaStars • upvoted 38 items 1 year ago

When It's Not Wednesday Act More My Dudes

Don’t Mess With Gordon

My Roommate Celebrates Christmas, I Celebrate Hanukkah...we Decided To Build A Compromise

Old Roommate Punched A Hole In The Door. New Roommate Fixed It

40 Funny Posts About Santa From Parents Who Are Just Trying To Survive Christmas

I had my daughter ask me this when she was little. I told her "Santa is created from the minds and beliefs of the children from around the world and he takes the form that kids will trust and love and that's why he is a jolly fat guy in red because that's what the first kids wanted him to look like on the first Christmas day and it has been passed down ever since"

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted

i said that name and my chair started floating

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted

I thought sunglasses were part of the uniform? Did I get my information wrong?

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted

WHO. TAKES. CARE. OF WENDY'S SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT

37 Stories That Wouldn’t Be As Scary If They Weren’t 100% Real, As Shared By People Online

What in the air-fried flying squirrel f**k.

50 People Who Had A Terrible Time During Thanksgiving (New Pics)

Serves them right for making sweet potato casserole with marshmallows.

Some Things Only Exist Because People Are Dumb, Here Are 40 Of The Most Accurate Examples

I never seen this before. If one is given to me, I might attempt to eat that rolled wrappers too. They look edible. Especially since there is already an outer wrapper protecting them.

50 People Who Had A Terrible Time During Thanksgiving (New Pics)

Whoever designed this spoon is on the naughty list this year... 😬

50 People Who Had A Terrible Time During Thanksgiving (New Pics)

Barbie wants to have a word with you

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You, As Shared On This Facebook Page

What number is it? I must buy!!!

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You, As Shared On This Facebook Page

Nevermind the cheese, what is that brown gunk in with the clean washing??

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You, As Shared On This Facebook Page

This really is quite an accomplishment.

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You, As Shared On This Facebook Page

Love it when people have photos of themselves like this on dating apps!!

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You, As Shared On This Facebook Page

No one tell him any secrets

Unfortunate-Events-Pics

"Photos Taken Before Disaster": 45 Pics That Foreshadow Unfortunate Events

That’s Dude Perfect

"Photos Taken Before Disaster": 45 Pics That Foreshadow Unfortunate Events

Red Bull gonna give this guy some wings

Creepy-Memes-Creepyholics

Hey Pandas, Take A Picture Of Your Device’s Lock Screen (Closed)

Watermelon sugar hiiiiiiigh~

40 Times Employers Thought It Was A Good Idea To Offer Insultingly Stupid ‘Perks’

That's the smallest chocolate covered boob on a cone I've ever seen.

50 Random Pictures You Didn’t Know You Might Find Funny, As Shared On This IG Account

I thought they were giant sweet potatoes

50 Random Pictures You Didn’t Know You Might Find Funny, As Shared On This IG Account

My mind blanked when I saw this thing

50 Random Pictures You Didn’t Know You Might Find Funny, As Shared On This IG Account

That tbr stack is impressive.

50 Random Pictures You Didn’t Know You Might Find Funny, As Shared On This IG Account

Did you forget to count this one last night?

50 Random Pictures You Didn’t Know You Might Find Funny, As Shared On This IG Account

Eagle be like "wow dude, calm down"

50 Random Pictures You Didn’t Know You Might Find Funny, As Shared On This IG Account

Ehm, mom??

50 Random Pictures You Didn’t Know You Might Find Funny, As Shared On This IG Account

This is one of the few beings who can wear this cap and make that a true statement.

40 Times Employers Thought It Was A Good Idea To Offer Insultingly Stupid ‘Perks’

You gotta be kidding me. I'm sorry, but that sliver of pizza looks like left-over.

50 Random Pictures You Didn’t Know You Might Find Funny, As Shared On This IG Account

But I am looking for pigs with specific duties

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SashaStars • commented on 2 posts 1 year ago

“Creepyholics”: 50 Morbid And Haunted Memes From This Instagram Page

Awwwwww 🖤

40 Times Employers Thought It Was A Good Idea To Offer Insultingly Stupid ‘Perks’

I'm pretty sure i got the same thing when i graduated elementary school years ago 🤣

SashaStars • submitted 3 new posts 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Come Here To Rant, Or Just Chat About Life!

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Book?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Give Me Names For A Book.

SashaStars • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Take A Picture Of Your Device’s Lock Screen (Closed)

SashaStars • submitted 5 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas! What’s Been Your Biggest Achievement Since Recovery?

Hey Pandas, When Was A Time That You Had To Be The Bigger Person?

Hey Pandas, Share Your Rescued Pets And Their Stories

Hey Pandas, Describe The View From Where You Are Right Now (Closed)

“What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers)

SashaStars • commented on 13 posts 1 year ago

“Creepyholics”: 50 Morbid And Haunted Memes From This Instagram Page

Awwwwww 🖤

40 Times Employers Thought It Was A Good Idea To Offer Insultingly Stupid ‘Perks’

I'm pretty sure i got the same thing when i graduated elementary school years ago 🤣

“My Parents Don’t Like Me”: 35 People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names They’ve Heard

Okay but the name Lucifer is gorgeous

Hilarious And Creative Tinder Bios That Put Yours To Shame

DONT LOOK IT UP!!! YOU WILL BE TRAUMATIZED

Hey Pandas, Can You Recommend A Song That Is Very Catchy But Has Sadistic/Dark Lyrics? (Closed)

Im not sure what was going on with you and I know im late but it sounds like something bad so... just know I'm here. I'm not sure if your still going through something but... you got this. Also Pumped Up Kicks

Hey Pandas, Which Song Brings You Tears Of Joy Or Sadness? (Closed)

Another Love by (I forget who lol)... and not JUST the song but the music video adds onto the sad tears... And also Safe And Sound (hunger games soundtrack) first time I heard it I bawled my eyes Oooo and Deathbed by Powfu (???)

68 Scary Stories For Kids That Will Likely Increase Your Electric Bills

Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark... I grew up on them lol

Hey Pandas, Tell Us A Scary Story That Will Keep Us Up At Night (Closed)

Lol "sam golbach" I'm so excited for the conjuring vid (and nervous)

“What’s Something That’s Happened To You That Sounds Fake But Unfortunately Isn’t?” (50 Answers)

Well good for you

Hey Pandas, Draw Or Paint Your Weirdest Dream (Closed)

Oddly cute

Hey Pandas, Draw Or Paint Your Weirdest Dream (Closed)

I literally read that in the roblox voice... help meeee

People In This Online Thread Are Sharing The Pettiest Reasons They Refused To Date Someone, Here Are 65 Of Their Most Honest Responses

I've done that for the same reason too tho

50 Of The Most Entitled Interactions That People Had With Their Exes

That's the funniest thing I've ever read lmao

SashaStars • commented on 7 posts 2 years ago

112 Insanely Good Nail Art Ideas To Try At Your Next Appointment

Like, definitely like

179 Zodiac Memes To Help You Get Through Mercury Retrograde

As a virgo I can say this, we don't work like that

179 Zodiac Memes To Help You Get Through Mercury Retrograde

I can't unsee it!

179 Zodiac Memes To Help You Get Through Mercury Retrograde

Bro, how did you get pictures of me??? Lol (I'm virgo)

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Not trying to come after you, but the first time I got the flu (I've had I twice) was after I got the flu vaccine.

Come Here To Rant, Or Just Chat About Life!

Wow... that's all I have to say

Hey Pandas! What’s Been Your Biggest Achievement Since Recovery?

I hope you get better. I'm sorry the situation is happening, it sucks, I know. Good luck, and if you need to talk, let me know :).

SashaStars • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

Old Roommate Punched A Hole In The Door. New Roommate Fixed It

My Roommate Celebrates Christmas, I Celebrate Hanukkah...we Decided To Build A Compromise

50 People Probably Having A Worse Day Than You On New Year’s

What are all those people doing in the good boi's picture?

Don’t Mess With Gordon

30 Screenshots Of People Having A 'Character Arc' In Real Life

Whoever did that deserves the Amazing Human Being award

When It's Not Wednesday Act More My Dudes

37 Stories That Wouldn’t Be As Scary If They Weren’t 100% Real, As Shared By People Online

What in the air-fried flying squirrel f**k.

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted

i said that name and my chair started floating

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted

WHO. TAKES. CARE. OF WENDY'S SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted

I thought sunglasses were part of the uniform? Did I get my information wrong?

40 Funny Posts About Santa From Parents Who Are Just Trying To Survive Christmas

50 People Who Had A Terrible Time During Thanksgiving (New Pics)

Barbie wants to have a word with you

50 People Who Had A Terrible Time During Thanksgiving (New Pics)

Serves them right for making sweet potato casserole with marshmallows.

50 People Who Had A Terrible Time During Thanksgiving (New Pics)

Whoever designed this spoon is on the naughty list this year... 😬

Some Things Only Exist Because People Are Dumb, Here Are 40 Of The Most Accurate Examples

I never seen this before. If one is given to me, I might attempt to eat that rolled wrappers too. They look edible. Especially since there is already an outer wrapper protecting them.

"Photos Taken Before Disaster": 45 Pics That Foreshadow Unfortunate Events

That’s Dude Perfect

"Photos Taken Before Disaster": 45 Pics That Foreshadow Unfortunate Events

Red Bull gonna give this guy some wings

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You, As Shared On This Facebook Page

No one tell him any secrets

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You, As Shared On This Facebook Page

Nevermind the cheese, what is that brown gunk in with the clean washing??

Unfortunate-Events-Pics

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