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stellermatt • commented on 15 posts 2 years ago

30 Once Great Things That Are Consistently Becoming Worse And Worse, As Shared In This Online Thread

despite the rising cost of living, it still remains quite popular...

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

sticks and stones...

30 Once Great Things That Are Consistently Becoming Worse And Worse, As Shared In This Online Thread

despite the rising cost of living, it still remains quite popular...

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stellermatt • upvoted 3 items 4 years ago

I've Edited The New Time Magazine Cover

That’s 100% awesome!!!

Mona Lisa

Yes we all have missed your wit! 👏🏻

I've Edited The New Time Magazine Cover

That’s 100% awesome!!!

Mona Lisa

Yes we all have missed your wit! 👏🏻

Mona Lisa

Hahaaaa

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stellermatt • commented on 22 posts 5 years ago

22 Times IKEA Customers Spotted Shark Plushies "Doing Human Things" At Their Stores

quite the snappy dresser...

22 Times IKEA Customers Spotted Shark Plushies "Doing Human Things" At Their Stores

this is fintastic

22 Times IKEA Customers Spotted Shark Plushies "Doing Human Things" At Their Stores

quite the snappy dresser...

22 Times IKEA Customers Spotted Shark Plushies "Doing Human Things" At Their Stores

this is fintastic

22 Times IKEA Customers Spotted Shark Plushies "Doing Human Things" At Their Stores

Jawsome

22 Times IKEA Customers Spotted Shark Plushies "Doing Human Things" At Their Stores

love at first bite

22 Times IKEA Customers Spotted Shark Plushies "Doing Human Things" At Their Stores

just having a quick bite...

Mona Lisa

I'm sure your aim will get better! ba-dum-tish...

12 Of The Funniest Reactions To Netflix's Unfortunate Mistake With Marie Kondo's Pic - Even Chrissy Teigen Responds

I can't be the only one who'd actually like to watch the hybrid shows?

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

yo-ho-nope

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

not far off the original drawings to be fair...

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

yEs WhAtS tHe PrObLeM?

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

roid-ride

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

when the park hires a make like a big pizza cage, that's-a-penis

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

fun fact: this is creepy as hell.

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

#bananasplit

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

I hate it "this" much

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

the trip hazard and head high barrier are just asking for trouble

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

if you want a rainbow, ya gotta put up with giant jelly babies pissing in a park, as the old saying goes.

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

where does the web come out of?

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

pirates on no-pantz

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

#splat

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

which c**k designed this?

30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved

chuffed to bits

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stellermatt • submitted 6 new posts 6 years ago

Mona Lisa

Colourising Pictures

Social Issues

Bee For Peace

Steller Live!

Photography

I've Edited The New Time Magazine Cover

I Bought A 2nd Hand Book And This Photo Was Inside...

stellermatt • submitted a list addition 6 years ago

Pandas, Show Us The DIY Projects That You're Most Proud Of!

stellermatt • commented on 15 posts 2 years ago

30 Once Great Things That Are Consistently Becoming Worse And Worse, As Shared In This Online Thread

despite the rising cost of living, it still remains quite popular...

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

sticks and stones...

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

I shot an arrow in the air, it fell to earth I know not where, I lose all my arrows that way...

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

I call bags in trees 'witches knickers'

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

run ET it's the government!

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

moving in or moving out?

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

remember kids, we're parked in the itchy lot!

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

didn't see that coming...

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

it's the squirrels that are doing it.

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

it's like a really 'rubbish' where's wally

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

that's some pretty twisted kids...

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

ah, so this is what trumps up to now he's not the president...

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

you gotta be kitten me!

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

lattice all celebrate this

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

well that's rubbish...

stellermatt • commented on 5 posts 5 years ago

22 Times IKEA Customers Spotted Shark Plushies "Doing Human Things" At Their Stores

quite the snappy dresser...

22 Times IKEA Customers Spotted Shark Plushies "Doing Human Things" At Their Stores

this is fintastic

22 Times IKEA Customers Spotted Shark Plushies "Doing Human Things" At Their Stores

Jawsome

22 Times IKEA Customers Spotted Shark Plushies "Doing Human Things" At Their Stores

love at first bite

22 Times IKEA Customers Spotted Shark Plushies "Doing Human Things" At Their Stores

just having a quick bite...

stellermatt • upvoted 3 items 4 years ago

Mona Lisa

Hahaaaa

Mona Lisa

Yes we all have missed your wit! 👏🏻

I've Edited The New Time Magazine Cover

That’s 100% awesome!!!

stellermatt • upvoted 17 items 6 years ago

Woman Finds A Ring In Her Boyfriend's Nightstand, Posts It To A Ring-Shaming Group

"we don't have much, but in a way, because we love each other, we have everything." ... You certainly DO have everything. Congratulations to both of you on your upcoming anniversary!

Woman Finds A Ring In Her Boyfriend's Nightstand, Posts It To A Ring-Shaming Group

That's what it's all about and should be about. The love and respect you have for each other. Sounds like you got a good one...and so did she.

Woman Finds A Ring In Her Boyfriend's Nightstand, Posts It To A Ring-Shaming Group

God bless you both!!!!

Woman Finds A Ring In Her Boyfriend's Nightstand, Posts It To A Ring-Shaming Group

See this is how you do it! BTW stellermatt you are an amazing person keep on being awesome

Woman Finds A Ring In Her Boyfriend's Nightstand, Posts It To A Ring-Shaming Group

The 2nd time I got engaged I didnt want him to buy me a ring at all - I just wanted to wear my late mum's ring as it only fit that finger

Woman Finds A Ring In Her Boyfriend's Nightstand, Posts It To A Ring-Shaming Group

The pic is of a lovely ring. I chose my ring myself, We set a modest buget and I went as far under it as I could. I didnt care about size, didnt need to impress people. the only absolute necessity was that the setting didn't protrude too much and the claws snag on tights/panty-hose and other clothing.

Woman Finds A Ring In Her Boyfriend's Nightstand, Posts It To A Ring-Shaming Group

Don't have much? You have EVERYTHING because you have EACH OTHER.

Woman Finds A Ring In Her Boyfriend's Nightstand, Posts It To A Ring-Shaming Group

We were in the same boat. My engagement ring is jade with onyx and it didn't cost a fortune. Fast forward 30+ years and I still wear the same ring. We bought a different wedding band for our 25th anniversary, but I will never replace my jade ring.

Woman Finds A Ring In Her Boyfriend's Nightstand, Posts It To A Ring-Shaming Group

One of the best things I've read in my life

Woman Finds A Ring In Her Boyfriend's Nightstand, Posts It To A Ring-Shaming Group

All you need is love, love is all you need...

Woman Finds A Ring In Her Boyfriend's Nightstand, Posts It To A Ring-Shaming Group

Congratulations on your happy marriage! :)

Woman Finds A Ring In Her Boyfriend's Nightstand, Posts It To A Ring-Shaming Group

Yeah!!! You're doing it right!

50 Epic Clothing Disasters We Can't Believe Actually Happened

But it's on sale!! Look how much you save!

Racist White Woman Harasses Black Women Outside Their Own Home, So Internet Makes Her Pay For It

I don't think alcohol, along with the rest of the world, agrees with her.

People Are Sharing The Worst Halloween Costume Knock-Offs And They're Too Funny

yes, eat all our shirts.

Mother Throws Away Her 6 and 3 Y.O. Children’s Toys To Cure Their ‘Addiction’, And Internet Claps Back

I recently went on holiday with the mrs and the kids, we took their tablets as we knew there was a plane journey and a few long car trips so wanted them to be entertained, thing was as soon as we got there we had so much fun as a family, swimming, meals, walks, playing games all as a family that by the time came for the plane journey home we had to remind them that they still had the tablets and could've asked for them whenever, but were too busy having fun to consider it. I guess the point I'm trying to make is that we had the choice instead of choosing what they would do, we got lucky coz they chose the holiday not the tablet.

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