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CrunChewy McSandybutt

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CrunChewy McSandybutt

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Many years ago my steaming baby body slid screaming and angry from the great cosmic cloaca and to this day I've managed not to die. Where's my cake?

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 5 posts 3 hours ago

43 Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With The Best Intentions In Mind (New Pics)

Look, I like self-checkout. I don't want to have polite small talk, I just want to buy my twinkies in shame.

43 Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With The Best Intentions In Mind (New Pics)

Unfortunately, this isn't exactly true. While Rep. Antonio Garcia did take his clothes off, the speech attributed to it is false. Source: Reuters https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/false-quote-attributed-to-half-clothed-mexican-politician-idUSL1N2MZ0NG/

“Intended To Send To My Daughter”: 30 Embarrassing Things People Did That They Can Laugh At Now

I hate waterbeds so much. They were a 70s fad that should have stayed in the 70s.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 3 items 4 hours ago

43 Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With The Best Intentions In Mind (New Pics)

Where do I get a pack of those stickers?

“Haven’t Talked For 3 Years”: 30 Times People Went From Best Friends To Strangers

Sounds like depression for me.

43 Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With The Best Intentions In Mind (New Pics)

Where do I get a pack of those stickers?

“Haven’t Talked For 3 Years”: 30 Times People Went From Best Friends To Strangers

Sounds like depression for me.

43 Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With The Best Intentions In Mind (New Pics)

America needs a factory reset.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 1 day ago

30 “Historical Capsule” Posts That Might Make You Feel Like You’ve Stepped Into A Time Machine (New Pics)

Yep, born in London during WW2. His family moved to America when he was five.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 9 posts 2 days ago

“What’s Something People Romanticize But Is Actually Awful?” (30 Answers)

The Good Doctor

“What’s Something People Romanticize But Is Actually Awful?” (30 Answers)

I am a firm believer in giving handmade gifts for Christmas. I also let the recipients know they aren't required to keep them. The joy it gives you to open it and see it is enough.

“What’s Something People Romanticize But Is Actually Awful?” (30 Answers)

The Good Doctor

“What’s Something People Romanticize But Is Actually Awful?” (30 Answers)

I am a firm believer in giving handmade gifts for Christmas. I also let the recipients know they aren't required to keep them. The joy it gives you to open it and see it is enough.

“What’s Something People Romanticize But Is Actually Awful?” (30 Answers)

I went to Washington DC for a week and only saw the Washington Memorial while riding to the airport.

“What’s Something People Romanticize But Is Actually Awful?” (30 Answers)

I've always said that fame isn't the prize to be won, but the price to be paid.

30 “Historical Capsule” Posts That Might Make You Feel Like You’ve Stepped Into A Time Machine (New Pics)

Jerry Springer, the trashy talk show guy?

30 “Historical Capsule” Posts That Might Make You Feel Like You’ve Stepped Into A Time Machine (New Pics)

As a child from the 80s, I understand the pain of the three-hour hairdo.

30 “Historical Capsule” Posts That Might Make You Feel Like You’ve Stepped Into A Time Machine (New Pics)

WT actual F are you talking about?

40 Close-Up Wildlife Images That Reveal Nature’s Beauty, Taken By This Finnish Photographer

Suspicious duck

Kitchen Logic Gone Wild: 20 Tools That Are Crazy Enough To Be Brilliant

Two forks works wonders and doesn't take up any more shelf space.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

40 Close-Up Wildlife Images That Reveal Nature’s Beauty, Taken By This Finnish Photographer

Suspicious duck

30 “Historical Capsule” Posts That Might Make You Feel Like You’ve Stepped Into A Time Machine (New Pics)

She has the face of a girl who says, "Oh God, it took so long to do that damn hair..."

40 Close-Up Wildlife Images That Reveal Nature’s Beauty, Taken By This Finnish Photographer

Suspicious duck

30 “Historical Capsule” Posts That Might Make You Feel Like You’ve Stepped Into A Time Machine (New Pics)

She has the face of a girl who says, "Oh God, it took so long to do that damn hair..."

Kitchen Logic Gone Wild: 20 Tools That Are Crazy Enough To Be Brilliant

Just lick it???

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 5 posts 3 days ago

50 Funny Memes That Are Like Witnessing A Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Laughing At

Well, excuse me for hating milk.

50 Funny Memes That Are Like Witnessing A Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Laughing At

I hope y'all escape it. It's ridiculous.

50 Funny Memes That Are Like Witnessing A Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Laughing At

Well, excuse me for hating milk.

50 Funny Memes That Are Like Witnessing A Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Laughing At

I hope y'all escape it. It's ridiculous.

“Management Called The Police”: 30 People Who Had The Worst Luck With Secret Santa

I would think there'd be a rule to keep the gifts safe for work. I can't imagine giving some of these gifts to a coworker.

“Management Called The Police”: 30 People Who Had The Worst Luck With Secret Santa

Even if they weren't trying to bully OP (they were), underwear is hardly an appropriate gift to a classmate.

30 Fun And Flavorful One-Panel Comics By Nate Fakes For Hungry Minds

Now I'm hungry for loaded potatoes.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 3 items 3 days ago

“Management Called The Police”: 30 People Who Had The Worst Luck With Secret Santa

Even if they weren't trying to bully OP (they were), underwear is hardly an appropriate gift to a classmate.

“Management Called The Police”: 30 People Who Had The Worst Luck With Secret Santa

I had to look up "fleshlight". I thought it was a typo. It's not.

“Management Called The Police”: 30 People Who Had The Worst Luck With Secret Santa

Even if they weren't trying to bully OP (they were), underwear is hardly an appropriate gift to a classmate.

“Management Called The Police”: 30 People Who Had The Worst Luck With Secret Santa

I had to look up "fleshlight". I thought it was a typo. It's not.

“Management Called The Police”: 30 People Who Had The Worst Luck With Secret Santa

For a fun toy for her when she goes to bed alone....

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

Vilnius, Lithuania

Kyiv, Ukraine

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 1 week ago

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Bit awkward in church, though.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

40 Hilarious ‘Science Memes’ That Do Not Require A PhD (New Pics)

Yes, it can be both, which makes it completely useless.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Creating spreadsheets is my love language. That sounded dirtier than I anticipated.

40 Hilarious ‘Science Memes’ That Do Not Require A PhD (New Pics)

Yes, it can be both, which makes it completely useless.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Creating spreadsheets is my love language. That sounded dirtier than I anticipated.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Popping a wheelie is the most appropriate way to give thanks.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Most animal shelters have a dog walking program.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

40 Of The Funniest Memes That Explain History Better Than Textbooks

This is true about many things that the Brits tease us about (e.g., "soccer").

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

Why would you chug a margarita? They are meant to be enjoyed.

40 Of The Funniest Memes That Explain History Better Than Textbooks

This is true about many things that the Brits tease us about (e.g., "soccer").

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

Why would you chug a margarita? They are meant to be enjoyed.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

I have the same issue with my husband. He acts like I crash into buildings on the regular.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 1 week ago

30 Maternity Ward Workers Share The Worst Cases Of “You Shouldn’t Be A Parent” They’ve Ever Seen

This is a very compassionate take! This person chose the right profession.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 5 new posts 5 years ago

History

Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

Art, History

14 Interesting Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (New Pics)

Art

14 Interesting Stories Behind Famous Masterpieces

Animals

Stunning Wildlife Photos

History

Typical Working Hours Through The Ages

CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 20 list additions 5 years ago

Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 5 posts 3 hours ago

30 Pics That Have Nothing Interesting About Them, Seriously, Nothing (New Pics)

The physical representation of an echo.

30 Pics That Have Nothing Interesting About Them, Seriously, Nothing (New Pics)

So, would the solution be to back up again?

43 Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With The Best Intentions In Mind (New Pics)

Look, I like self-checkout. I don't want to have polite small talk, I just want to buy my twinkies in shame.

43 Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With The Best Intentions In Mind (New Pics)

“Intended To Send To My Daughter”: 30 Embarrassing Things People Did That They Can Laugh At Now

I hate waterbeds so much. They were a 70s fad that should have stayed in the 70s.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 9 posts 2 days ago

“What’s Something People Romanticize But Is Actually Awful?” (30 Answers)

The Good Doctor

“What’s Something People Romanticize But Is Actually Awful?” (30 Answers)

I am a firm believer in giving handmade gifts for Christmas. I also let the recipients know they aren't required to keep them. The joy it gives you to open it and see it is enough.

“What’s Something People Romanticize But Is Actually Awful?” (30 Answers)

I went to Washington DC for a week and only saw the Washington Memorial while riding to the airport.

“What’s Something People Romanticize But Is Actually Awful?” (30 Answers)

I've always said that fame isn't the prize to be won, but the price to be paid.

30 “Historical Capsule” Posts That Might Make You Feel Like You’ve Stepped Into A Time Machine (New Pics)

Jerry Springer, the trashy talk show guy?

30 “Historical Capsule” Posts That Might Make You Feel Like You’ve Stepped Into A Time Machine (New Pics)

As a child from the 80s, I understand the pain of the three-hour hairdo.

30 “Historical Capsule” Posts That Might Make You Feel Like You’ve Stepped Into A Time Machine (New Pics)

WT actual F are you talking about?

40 Close-Up Wildlife Images That Reveal Nature’s Beauty, Taken By This Finnish Photographer

Suspicious duck

Kitchen Logic Gone Wild: 20 Tools That Are Crazy Enough To Be Brilliant

Two forks works wonders and doesn't take up any more shelf space.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 5 posts 3 days ago

50 Funny Memes That Are Like Witnessing A Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Laughing At

Well, excuse me for hating milk.

50 Funny Memes That Are Like Witnessing A Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Laughing At

I hope y'all escape it. It's ridiculous.

“Management Called The Police”: 30 People Who Had The Worst Luck With Secret Santa

I would think there'd be a rule to keep the gifts safe for work. I can't imagine giving some of these gifts to a coworker.

“Management Called The Police”: 30 People Who Had The Worst Luck With Secret Santa

Even if they weren't trying to bully OP (they were), underwear is hardly an appropriate gift to a classmate.

30 Fun And Flavorful One-Panel Comics By Nate Fakes For Hungry Minds

Now I'm hungry for loaded potatoes.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 1 week ago

40 Hilarious ‘Science Memes’ That Do Not Require A PhD (New Pics)

Yes, it can be both, which makes it completely useless.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 3 items 5 hours ago

43 Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With The Best Intentions In Mind (New Pics)

America needs a factory reset.

43 Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With The Best Intentions In Mind (New Pics)

Where do I get a pack of those stickers?

“Haven’t Talked For 3 Years”: 30 Times People Went From Best Friends To Strangers

Sounds like depression for me.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 1 day ago

30 “Historical Capsule” Posts That Might Make You Feel Like You’ve Stepped Into A Time Machine (New Pics)

Yep, born in London during WW2. His family moved to America when he was five.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 6 items 2 days ago

Vilnius, Lithuania

Kyiv, Ukraine

30 “Historical Capsule” Posts That Might Make You Feel Like You’ve Stepped Into A Time Machine (New Pics)

She has the face of a girl who says, "Oh God, it took so long to do that damn hair..."

40 Close-Up Wildlife Images That Reveal Nature’s Beauty, Taken By This Finnish Photographer

Suspicious duck

Kitchen Logic Gone Wild: 20 Tools That Are Crazy Enough To Be Brilliant

Just lick it???

Add A Touch Of Luxury To Your Dishes With The Edible Food Pearl Former , A Clever Tool That Transforms Liquids Into Elegant, Bite-Sized Pearls Of Flavor

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 3 items 3 days ago

“Management Called The Police”: 30 People Who Had The Worst Luck With Secret Santa

I had to look up "fleshlight". I thought it was a typo. It's not.

“Management Called The Police”: 30 People Who Had The Worst Luck With Secret Santa

For a fun toy for her when she goes to bed alone....

“Management Called The Police”: 30 People Who Had The Worst Luck With Secret Santa

Even if they weren't trying to bully OP (they were), underwear is hardly an appropriate gift to a classmate.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Bit awkward in church, though.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 6 items 1 week ago

30 Maternity Ward Workers Share The Worst Cases Of “You Shouldn’t Be A Parent” They’ve Ever Seen

This is a very compassionate take! This person chose the right profession.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

The glasses don't remove the lines.

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Prove You Are Not In This Alone (New Pics)

Yes. But most people don't understand this, so folks who don't talk much get labeled as introverted regardless of whether it's true.

Migraines Got You Down? Swipe On The Migraine Stick And Reclaim Your Day

This Bidet Attachment Is The Cheeky Hero You Never Knew You Needed

“Nobody Dies From A Shot To The Stomach”: 30 People Discuss Their Crazy Near-Death Experiences

Was it the Jock/loser dude? I would think so; otherwise, why mention him?

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