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CrunChewy McSandybutt

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Many years ago my steaming baby body slid screaming and angry from the great cosmic cloaca and to this day I've managed not to die. Where's my cake?

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 8 posts 22 hours ago

“Cutting Out All Fats”: 40 Harmful Things That Many People Assume Are Good For Them

This comes from how the media portrays scientific research. A study showed that red wine has some anti-inflammatory properties. However, the benefits are negated by the alcohol's ill effects. The media just talked about the benefits and ignored the other part.

“Cutting Out All Fats”: 40 Harmful Things That Many People Assume Are Good For Them

this is true. I'm overweight, but I rarely eat enough calories. I really need to figure it out.

“Cutting Out All Fats”: 40 Harmful Things That Many People Assume Are Good For Them

this is true. I'm overweight, but I rarely eat enough calories. I really need to figure it out.

“Cutting Out All Fats”: 40 Harmful Things That Many People Assume Are Good For Them

Plus, most of it crumbles into your cleavage anyway, so....

“Cutting Out All Fats”: 40 Harmful Things That Many People Assume Are Good For Them

The limited number of studies on vaping do show that it's significantly less harmful than smoking, but it is damaging nonetheless.

40 Funny Throwbacks For People Who Know What A Floppy Disk Is

The texture of the candy stick grossed me out.

50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics)

It was a real threat. I mean, it was never going to be the apocalyptic hellscape that the media would have us believe, but it would have been difficult while they fixed the issue. But there was a large team of dedicated software engineers and data scientists that fixed the problem before it was a problem.

50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics)

Hell yeah. Chips and queso for the win.

50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics)

Side note from someone who has never lived in snow: isn't there a website they have with a plowing schedule?

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics)

Yes, every eventuality was planned for, then dealt with, and that's why "nothing happened". The same thing would work today on any problem anywhere if people were as motivated to fix issues as Big Business was to fix this *before* the sh*t hit the fan.

40 Funny Throwbacks For People Who Know What A Floppy Disk Is

I watched Dumbo as an adult/wife/mother and I cried on and off for the rest of the day.

50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics)

40 Funny Throwbacks For People Who Know What A Floppy Disk Is

I watched Dumbo as an adult/wife/mother and I cried on and off for the rest of the day.

50 Culture Clashes People Were Totally Unprepared For

I just...can't imagine doing this with my poop, especially on the occasions I have "mud butt".

50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics)

Nothing happened because every eventuality was planned for

50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics)

assuming they are sober enough to read and comprehend.....

50 Weird And Unsettling Facts People Didn’t Ask For, But This Influencer Shared Anyway

Kangaroos do give off big FAFO-energy.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 2 days ago

Make Your Pick: 31 Mind-Bending ‘Would You Rather’ Scenarios That Will Have You Second-Guessing

I'm already profoundly hearing impaired, so I'm used to it.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 3 days ago

Wildlife Photography By Ignacio Yúfera: 30 Images Of Animals In The Wild

"Dad! DAD! Carry me dad, my tail's tired."

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 6 posts 3 days ago

"What Are Examples Of 'Being Picked Last In Gym Class' As An Adult?" (37 Responses)

I didn't realize CrossFit was a team sport.

"What Are Examples Of 'Being Picked Last In Gym Class' As An Adult?" (37 Responses)

I have no interest on having coworkers on any of my socials.

"What Are Examples Of 'Being Picked Last In Gym Class' As An Adult?" (37 Responses)

I'd rather sit with the kids. They're talking about minecraft or whatever while the adults are arguing about politics.

30 Times Photographers Captured Moments That Have Now Become A Piece Of History

This guy was probably 16 years old.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 4 days ago

Reality Is Stranger Than Fiction: 50 Of The Most Unreal Photos

At first, I read this as "Prop used for close ups on the onion ring..."

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 3 items 5 days ago

Reality Is Stranger Than Fiction: 50 Of The Most Unreal Photos

seize?

Someone Asked People To Share Their Absolute Worst Doctor Experiences, And These 30 Are Wild

I'm a male and a rectal exam has been part of every adult exam. Of course, I have a prostate.

Reality Is Stranger Than Fiction: 50 Of The Most Unreal Photos

seize?

Someone Asked People To Share Their Absolute Worst Doctor Experiences, And These 30 Are Wild

I'm a male and a rectal exam has been part of every adult exam. Of course, I have a prostate.

Someone Asked People To Share Their Absolute Worst Doctor Experiences, And These 30 Are Wild

That's super common.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 5 days ago

Someone Asked People To Share Their Absolute Worst Doctor Experiences, And These 30 Are Wild

That's super common.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

My alarm used to be the tornado siren, but there were too many chaotic mornings of fear and confusion.

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

We didn't invite you.

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

My alarm used to be the tornado siren, but there were too many chaotic mornings of fear and confusion.

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

We didn't invite you.

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

I know this is a joke, but there are really people out there who think this way.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 1 week ago

People Are Sharing The Red Flags They Let Slide While Dating And How It All Ended

If all of them are crazy them you gotta look at the common denominator.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

50 Funny Memes To Bring Some Much-Needed Laughter Into Your Life (New Pics)

That's just silly. Who has a physical monopoly board any more? /S. Plus it's in the freezer.

50 Of The Most Relatable, Wholesome, Funny, And Positive Internet Posts You Might See All Day

That is impeccable penmanship for a 6 year old. SMH

50 Funny Memes To Bring Some Much-Needed Laughter Into Your Life (New Pics)

That's just silly. Who has a physical monopoly board any more? /S. Plus it's in the freezer.

50 Of The Most Relatable, Wholesome, Funny, And Positive Internet Posts You Might See All Day

That is impeccable penmanship for a 6 year old. SMH

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

"But if you squint and turn your head... OOOH, so SCARY!" "...if you squint and turn your head it kinda looks like a bunny."

50 Relatable Memes That Might Be Exactly What You Need Right Now (New Pics)

I love him!

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

18 Actually Useful Skills The Education System Totally Ghosted Us On

I have used jumper cables at least ten times in my life, and I still need to watch a YouTube video every time I do. The fear of doing it wrong is profound.

30 Times People's Gut Told Them To Leave Immediately Because Something Was Horribly Off

I guess we're desensitized to it. At this point, as fascism takes over our country, I think we're about to adopt a lot of nightmare phrases.

18 Actually Useful Skills The Education System Totally Ghosted Us On

I have used jumper cables at least ten times in my life, and I still need to watch a YouTube video every time I do. The fear of doing it wrong is profound.

30 Times People's Gut Told Them To Leave Immediately Because Something Was Horribly Off

I guess we're desensitized to it. At this point, as fascism takes over our country, I think we're about to adopt a lot of nightmare phrases.

30 Times People's Gut Told Them To Leave Immediately Because Something Was Horribly Off

It's okay to say "No! Take us to our hotel, or I'm calling the cops."

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

I still say it looks like a duck.

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

Remove the legs, tilt long-ways.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 5 new posts 5 years ago

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Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

Art, History

14 Interesting Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (New Pics)

Art

14 Interesting Stories Behind Famous Masterpieces

Animals

Stunning Wildlife Photos

History

Typical Working Hours Through The Ages

CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 20 list additions 5 years ago

Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 8 posts 22 hours ago

“Cutting Out All Fats”: 40 Harmful Things That Many People Assume Are Good For Them

this is true. I'm overweight, but I rarely eat enough calories. I really need to figure it out.

“Cutting Out All Fats”: 40 Harmful Things That Many People Assume Are Good For Them

Plus, most of it crumbles into your cleavage anyway, so....

“Cutting Out All Fats”: 40 Harmful Things That Many People Assume Are Good For Them

The limited number of studies on vaping do show that it's significantly less harmful than smoking, but it is damaging nonetheless.

40 Funny Throwbacks For People Who Know What A Floppy Disk Is

The texture of the candy stick grossed me out.

50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics)

Hell yeah. Chips and queso for the win.

50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics)

Side note from someone who has never lived in snow: isn't there a website they have with a plowing schedule?

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 2 days ago

Make Your Pick: 31 Mind-Bending ‘Would You Rather’ Scenarios That Will Have You Second-Guessing

I'm already profoundly hearing impaired, so I'm used to it.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 6 posts 3 days ago

Wildlife Photography By Ignacio Yúfera: 30 Images Of Animals In The Wild

Y'all should hear the sounds this guy makes. It's frightening and cool at the same time.

Wildlife Photography By Ignacio Yúfera: 30 Images Of Animals In The Wild

Does it have a tadpole on its back, or am I looking at this incorrectly?

"What Are Examples Of 'Being Picked Last In Gym Class' As An Adult?" (37 Responses)

I didn't realize CrossFit was a team sport.

"What Are Examples Of 'Being Picked Last In Gym Class' As An Adult?" (37 Responses)

I have no interest on having coworkers on any of my socials.

"What Are Examples Of 'Being Picked Last In Gym Class' As An Adult?" (37 Responses)

I'd rather sit with the kids. They're talking about minecraft or whatever while the adults are arguing about politics.

30 Times Photographers Captured Moments That Have Now Become A Piece Of History

This guy was probably 16 years old.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 4 days ago

Reality Is Stranger Than Fiction: 50 Of The Most Unreal Photos

At first, I read this as "Prop used for close ups on the onion ring..."

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 5 days ago

Someone Asked People To Share Their Absolute Worst Doctor Experiences, And These 30 Are Wild

That's super common.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

My alarm used to be the tornado siren, but there were too many chaotic mornings of fear and confusion.

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

We didn't invite you.

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

I know this is a joke, but there are really people out there who think this way.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

50 Weird And Unsettling Facts People Didn’t Ask For, But This Influencer Shared Anyway

Kangaroos do give off big FAFO-energy.

40 Funny Throwbacks For People Who Know What A Floppy Disk Is

I watched Dumbo as an adult/wife/mother and I cried on and off for the rest of the day.

50 Culture Clashes People Were Totally Unprepared For

I just...can't imagine doing this with my poop, especially on the occasions I have "mud butt".

50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics)

Nothing happened because every eventuality was planned for

50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics)

assuming they are sober enough to read and comprehend.....

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 3 days ago

Wildlife Photography By Ignacio Yúfera: 30 Images Of Animals In The Wild

"Dad! DAD! Carry me dad, my tail's tired."

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 5 days ago

Reality Is Stranger Than Fiction: 50 Of The Most Unreal Photos

seize?

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

Someone Asked People To Share Their Absolute Worst Doctor Experiences, And These 30 Are Wild

That's super common.

Someone Asked People To Share Their Absolute Worst Doctor Experiences, And These 30 Are Wild

I'm a male and a rectal exam has been part of every adult exam. Of course, I have a prostate.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 1 week ago

People Are Sharing The Red Flags They Let Slide While Dating And How It All Ended

If all of them are crazy them you gotta look at the common denominator.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

50 Funny Memes To Bring Some Much-Needed Laughter Into Your Life (New Pics)

That's just silly. Who has a physical monopoly board any more? /S. Plus it's in the freezer.

50 Of The Most Relatable, Wholesome, Funny, And Positive Internet Posts You Might See All Day

That is impeccable penmanship for a 6 year old. SMH

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

"But if you squint and turn your head... OOOH, so SCARY!" "...if you squint and turn your head it kinda looks like a bunny."

50 Relatable Memes That Might Be Exactly What You Need Right Now (New Pics)

I love him!

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

OMG it's the barber's chair from Curse of Monkey Island. (She says, making a reference it's unlikely anybody's going to get, but you never know!).

50 Relatable Memes That Might Be Exactly What You Need Right Now (New Pics)

I see therapy in this kid's future.

33 People Share What Prompted Others To Bully Them As Kids, And The Reasons Might Baffle You

They hate if you're pretty, they hate you if you're not. They hate you for what you lack, they hate you for what you got.

Wake Up With Insta-Worthy Waves Every Day, No Ocean Required, Thanks To This Amazing Bed Head Wave Artist Deep Waver That Makes Beachy Hair A Breeze

“Crying On The Inside. Laughing On The Outside”: 50 Spot-On Memes From The ‘Sadcasm’ Page (New Pics)

I have an imaginary perfect man who lives in the cupboard.... He never disappoints :D

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