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Ace

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Ace • commented on 22 posts 1 hour ago

43 Things That Could Completely Destroy People’s Lives In Just Seconds

"Survivor bias". The "us" that you refer to is those of you with a little bit more sense.

"First Prize String Beans": 70 Bizarre Things Found In Old Houses That Left Everyone Confused

What were they serving that this would go with?

43 Things That Could Completely Destroy People’s Lives In Just Seconds

"Survivor bias". The "us" that you refer to is those of you with a little bit more sense.

"First Prize String Beans": 70 Bizarre Things Found In Old Houses That Left Everyone Confused

What were they serving that this would go with?

"First Prize String Beans": 70 Bizarre Things Found In Old Houses That Left Everyone Confused

Yeah, I was thinking 60s, based on the crossover between the washing machine types pictured. I do recall ones with the wringer attachment like that, pretty sure they were largely gone by the 70s once spin dryers became common.

"First Prize String Beans": 70 Bizarre Things Found In Old Houses That Left Everyone Confused

That's kitchen roll, not toilet paper.

"First Prize String Beans": 70 Bizarre Things Found In Old Houses That Left Everyone Confused

Muriatic is an old term for Hydrochloric Acid. Still commonplace in homes to this day - I use it to adjust pool water acidity in relatively large quantities or to clean stubborn limescale incrustations.

"First Prize String Beans": 70 Bizarre Things Found In Old Houses That Left Everyone Confused

Typically once bottled a brandy does not improve over time. This one would probably be worth between five and ten grand if it were in its original box - signs of exposure to damp or light on the label will reduce this.

Mom Mysteriously Passes Away On Turkey Vacation, Autopsy Reveals Her Heart Is Missing

Well yes, it's been written to sound like that, but honestly there are so few actual verifiable details in this account I'm reserving judgement. All else apart, she was clearly critically ill before she was hospitalised, so absolutely not a candidate for that sort of targetting.

44 Common Mistakes Emergency Workers Want You To Stop Making Immediately

No, that's simply not true.

Woman Skips Sister’s Wedding Due To Dog’s Death, Is Dismayed When Sis Does The Same To Her

No question that losing a pet is hard, but she needs to get some perspective. I attended some friends' wedding just a few days after scattering my wife's ashes earlier this month, and I can assure you losing a pet (yes, done that a few times) does not even come close. I cried a bit, did a couple of songs that were appropriate both to the wedding and to my loss, managed to share my grief without impinging on the celebrations. I felt loved and privileged to be there, even signed the register as one of two official witness, (i.e. the Best Man, although nothing else was involved).

Neighbor Tries To Expand Yard Access By Claiming Person's Fence Is Illegal, Ends Up With 0 Access

Like so many of these reddit posts repeated here on BP, this one sounds invented.It's always all too neat; the mom's the nicest person in the world; the nughbour's a complete AH; their AHery backfires on them. And there's usually some plot holes as well, like, how come the New Neighbour had already had the chance to do some illegal construction work on his own property? I mean, new like 'a few months ago' but had somehow managed to do some illegal work without anyone challenging him , whereas the OP's fence had "been approved" by the city many years ago. Does such work need permission or not?

Guy Fakes Proposal While Joking Around With GF, Confused As She Says 'Yes' With Tears In Her Eyes

Reminds me, when I got married to my recently-departed wife on April 1st my brother, the best man, produced two brass washers for our wedding rings. We all laughed, the real rings were produced, no problem. Anyway, this guy needs to just tell her it was a bit spur-of-the moment and that they should seriously talk about whether it's the best thing to do now, or at some point in the future. I don't agree that he only has the follow-through or split up options, the third way should be best. . . . 🎶 Think of what I'm saying; We can work it out, and get it straight or say good night

Boss Demands Employees Arrive Early But Without Any Pay, Livid When Employee Complies Maliciously

Or, they could have just gone to HR beforehand to clarify the position wrt being paid for the extra time. something like "OK, I'll come in 15 minutes early each day but HR tell me it will all count as overtime, is that OK?" Not sure why they had to go through this charade unless they just wanted to do the extra hours.

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Ace • upvoted 11 items 4 hours ago

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

As a teacher, I am disgusted with most of these. The majority are either bullying or shaming students, neither of which are effective or setting a good example. If your students aren't engaged, ask yourself why. What are you doing to get them thinking and learning? If you build a good relationship with your students, they tend to respect you more.

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

English language arts

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

English language arts

Woman Watches, Baffled, As A Group Of Strangers Just Start Having A Picnic In Her Yard

This has previously been confirmed as an attention seeker on social media who’s family run a daycare centre and allow people to have picnics in the yard. Looks like BP fell for it too

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

Am I the only who's not okay with when a treacher threats to bully their students?

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

Do you honestly think it's a good idea to threaten small children with physical violence?

44 Common Mistakes Emergency Workers Want You To Stop Making Immediately

False; the one's in the US have seat belt switches in them and adjust the deployment (along with a lot of other information) to the crash. They are quite variable in reality but they do need adequate space to deploy and that is what this slide is about.

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

Well, I surely never heard of Stefani Germanotta, so she's not famous after all.

Woman Skips Sister’s Wedding Due To Dog’s Death, Is Dismayed When Sis Does The Same To Her

Guy Fakes Proposal While Joking Around With GF, Confused As She Says 'Yes' With Tears In Her Eyes

Sorry to hear about your wife Ace.

Guy Fakes Proposal While Joking Around With GF, Confused As She Says 'Yes' With Tears In Her Eyes

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

Lady Gaga. Had to look this up.

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Ace • commented on 7 posts 1 day ago

Guy Decides To Put His Future First, Takes Girlfriend's Dad To Court

Unfortunately GPS-based logs will not be taken as proof. Anyone who's ever driven (or sailed, skied, flown) with a GPS device should be aware that they're not always accurate, prone to interference from surrounding objects and for example will quite often show peak speeds several times higher than realistic, due to one wayward reading.

“Haven’t Had To Shave In 26 Years”: 40 People Who Absolutely Won The Genetic Lottery

The outward appearance of so-called 'green' eyes - actually there is no pigment involved - depends greatly on the background/ambient light conditions. So some people thin k their eyes change colour, but it's not actually true.

Guy Decides To Put His Future First, Takes Girlfriend's Dad To Court

“Haven’t Had To Shave In 26 Years”: 40 People Who Absolutely Won The Genetic Lottery

I was born.

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

WHy don't any of the comments say who this is and what he did?

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

Anyone else notice the map itself? Apparently the Pacific Ocean starts just south of Iceland.

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

Actually not as wacky as it sounds - the Zinc-carbon batteries of the time were only wrapped in cardboard so would not explode, and didn't release any immediately harmful fumes when burned.

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

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Ace • commented on 20 posts 1 hour ago

43 Things That Could Completely Destroy People’s Lives In Just Seconds

"Survivor bias". The "us" that you refer to is those of you with a little bit more sense.

"First Prize String Beans": 70 Bizarre Things Found In Old Houses That Left Everyone Confused

What were they serving that this would go with?

"First Prize String Beans": 70 Bizarre Things Found In Old Houses That Left Everyone Confused

That's kitchen roll, not toilet paper.

"First Prize String Beans": 70 Bizarre Things Found In Old Houses That Left Everyone Confused

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

???

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

Thanks. I guess it's like creative writing or literary analysis.

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

I think it's just supposed to be an exclamation, like "Pow" could mean something that hits really badly "wow" as in something great. Just a guess,

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

I do hope you're not teaching English. Anyone translate this to something understandable?

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

Oh c'mon, There are times you could hold in a fart for a few minutes, and there are ways of farting loudly and obviously and drawing attention to it, use your imagination.

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

Sounds creepy AF.

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

58 Posts From This IG Account Dedicated To Celebrating The Good Old ‘80s

It sucked itself into its own hypotenuse.

58 Posts From This IG Account Dedicated To Celebrating The Good Old ‘80s

Puzzled by this one - surely these things are still in every day use, aren't they?

Guy Decides To Put His Future First, Takes Girlfriend's Dad To Court

No. _Most_ cars still, thankfully, do not.

Mom Mysteriously Passes Away On Turkey Vacation, Autopsy Reveals Her Heart Is Missing

44 Common Mistakes Emergency Workers Want You To Stop Making Immediately

No, that's simply not true.

Woman Skips Sister’s Wedding Due To Dog’s Death, Is Dismayed When Sis Does The Same To Her

Neighbor Tries To Expand Yard Access By Claiming Person's Fence Is Illegal, Ends Up With 0 Access

Ace • upvoted 12 items 4 hours ago

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Wife dying, I miss her.

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

Do you honestly think it's a good idea to threaten small children with physical violence?

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

Am I the only who's not okay with when a treacher threats to bully their students?

79 Things Teachers Say Or Do That Are Unhinged But Actually Work

English language arts

Woman Watches, Baffled, As A Group Of Strangers Just Start Having A Picnic In Her Yard

This has previously been confirmed as an attention seeker on social media who’s family run a daycare centre and allow people to have picnics in the yard. Looks like BP fell for it too

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

Well, I surely never heard of Stefani Germanotta, so she's not famous after all.

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

Lady Gaga. Had to look this up.

44 Common Mistakes Emergency Workers Want You To Stop Making Immediately

Guy Fakes Proposal While Joking Around With GF, Confused As She Says 'Yes' With Tears In Her Eyes

Sorry to hear about your wife Ace.

Woman Skips Sister’s Wedding Due To Dog’s Death, Is Dismayed When Sis Does The Same To Her

Guy Fakes Proposal While Joking Around With GF, Confused As She Says 'Yes' With Tears In Her Eyes

Ace • upvoted 8 items 1 day ago

“Haven’t Had To Shave In 26 Years”: 40 People Who Absolutely Won The Genetic Lottery

No idea what that has to do with being intersex?

“Haven’t Had To Shave In 26 Years”: 40 People Who Absolutely Won The Genetic Lottery

...your lungs can hold 20% more than they can hold?

Waitress Ignores Sober Guy All Night, So All Of His Friends Refuse To Leave Her A Tip

Yes because your country thinks $2.13 a hour is livable wage lmao

Waitress Ignores Sober Guy All Night, So All Of His Friends Refuse To Leave Her A Tip

If you lived in a civilised country you wouldn't have this dilemma.

The Lights Are On But No One Is Home: 45 People Who Realized Their SO Is Kinda Stupid

It’s crazy how many native English speakers are absolutely terrible at speaking English 😅

The Lights Are On But No One Is Home: 45 People Who Realized Their SO Is Kinda Stupid

"I have never went skiing". And she says he's the thick one!

The Lights Are On But No One Is Home: 45 People Who Realized Their SO Is Kinda Stupid

At 5 months? You don't think the pregnancy fairy just drops by overnight and slaps 12 to 15 pounds on your stomach after 150 days, do you? And while it is possible to hit an immovable object or break a leg, you can take high speed falls while skiing and be less injured than tripping while walking on grass. Also, 30 mph would be an unusually fast speed for most skiers.

50 Things “American Mind Can’t Comprehend” That May Anger A Few Americans (New Pics)

Nope... 100% cheese

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