XDD

I NEED ONE

As it should be, cigarettes need to be prohibitively expensive and the tax on them to treating smokers for both their addiction and the illnesses they cause.

Awwww

I love this. it also made me think of "me Tarzan, you Jane"

That is an absolute beauty.

That is absolutely beautiful!

I wanna boop that round head

He’s A CAMERA MANN

Nothing unusual here, just a really big ass lizard going for a stroll.

Shame everyone didn't leave it alone, it was already occupied after all.

First thought was that awful bubblegum-pink medicine...

We have chimney tops screened to prevent such things from happening.

Super slow tsunami

...You know Australia is going to be fun when it has drunk cockatoos

Oh, that's why. It's a snake bath now!

Hello? May I help you?

Don't be deceived, he'd kill you from the inside out.

froggo.

wow. it is clear that the kangaroo is THE most beautiful out of everyone. periodt.

So you have pole dancing koalas? Where do you put the dollar bills?

Looks like a baby toothless

...I'm just going to move to the other side of the Earth. Dont mind me. \(""￣▽￣)/

Loretta where are uuuu!

wait, so a hot dog?

lemme climb it

Its a noodle train

Watchu looking at mate?

LMAOO

"find ur own river mate!"

g'day to you too, m8.

Yeah, we don't want to disturb the possibly venomous snake that's taking a nap in there. They can keep the sneaker.

Poor guys

THIS IS TYPICAL!!!!

That looks so deadly

Pwetty polly

🏃🏽‍♀️

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT THEN

NOPE

I believe thongs are slippers right? Here thongs are underwear... which would be a weird warning, haha.

Imagine if he rolls down the stairs :D

seems bout right. i dont feel like gettin bit in my a**

Aw! Cutest banana thief ever!

I need to visit Aussie one day.

Lost count how many tourists I told not to drive after dark in the outback. Kangaroos love sitting on the warm bitumen at night. And are dumb as a thick plank.

_(:з」∠)_

Oh god that must be a pain in the a** to figure out where ur going

nope. nopenopenopenopenope. NOPE

it's a tegu. doesn't look little tho lol

FOGHT FIGHT FOGHT FIGHT