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Lizards In Australia

Giant lizard sticked to a wall

Final score:

440points

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Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

He can keep it, I'll move.

430points

Mangoes'nRum 5 years ago

You misspelled 'burn house down'

86points

TheReader19 5 years ago

Back to the UK, also keep my furniture and clothes

13points

Laana 5 years ago

Hahahahahahahaha 😂

7points

Lavinia Antofi 5 years ago (edited)

I would move too, if I'd survive the heart attack.. Wonderful country so not for me :))))

6points

Jerome Kiley 5 years ago

I agree! :-)

5points

Sagi Kirshman 5 years ago

Hahahhahah

3points

Emmanuel Benedict 5 years ago

hhhahhaahahaa this so me

3points

notyourgirl 4 years ago

I would too if I was that 😨😱

2points

Brenda Ellison 1 year ago

I'm screamimg laughing

1point

Foxxy 5 years ago

This goanna is approx 5ft long it is actually rare to find them in built up areas and shy away from humans. Again an animal that may look scary but is generally harmless. I would actually be so excited to see one of these.

42points

María Hermida 5 years ago

I wouldn't kill or harm it, but I wouldn't be "excited"!

23points

2WheelTravlr 5 years ago

I think he's gorgeous, but it definitely would shock the heck out of me to see him hanging out on the side of my house.

5points

Karen Klinck 4 years ago

Beware of teeth, tail, and claws. He's terrified of people.

3points

hispanic! at the disco 5 years ago (edited)

Oh crocodiles can climb buildings in Australia. Cool, cool.

39points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

They climb fences too, especially chain link. Love your name!!

6points

Vic 5 years ago

We have lizards hiding behind wall clocks. I'm gonna need bigger clocks in Australia..

18points

Merilyn Horton 5 years ago

We had a few who tried to get into our house, to eat the cat food; or the cat.

16points

A B C 5 years ago

At least that solves a lot of the "giant spiders" issues.

16points

Samantha Comerford 5 years ago

No I don’t want to hear about Jesus

12points

Lizard Queen 5 years ago

Oh, he won't talk about Jesus. His lord and savior is Godzilla.

22points

lenniee 5 years ago

I thought that was a baby crocodile before reading the caption

11points

Carmela Hess 5 years ago

That's a lizard?! OH MY GOD!!!

9points

LilicatUK 5 years ago

Bring it inside to deal with the giant bugs and spiders, keep away from cats and small dogs. You're welcome.

9points

Sue Frayne 5 years ago

Love lizards about the size of a newt ! This on my house wall byeee💨💨💨💨

8points

Restless 5 years ago

A lizard that size able to climb a wall like that?

8points

Dione Trethewey 5 years ago

Goanna's can grow up to 2.5 metres in length and have large sharp teeth and claws.

16points

Helen Miley 5 years ago

Saw a tiny lizard this morning, my husband said we would move if we saw that. 😂

7points

Nikki D 5 years ago

Holy s**t...

6points

Liesa Yopp 5 years ago

I could live with this one.

6points

Ale_Vidal23 5 years ago

what a massive beast! thought it was Spider-croc

6points

Lu 5 years ago

That lizard ate 10 other ones.

6points

Daniele Giuffrida 5 years ago

Australia is all a big nope.

5points

KäRTKN 5 years ago

Woo. Nice wall design.

5points

Mark Peels 5 years ago

cool lizards are my favourit! I thought this was a list of reasons to stay away!!? I’m a little. confused 😜😂

4points

Lynne Gray 5 years ago

Beautiful ❤️

4points

Trinity Holden 5 years ago

It’s actually kinda cute

4points

Mickie Ramos 5 years ago

*Hear a thumping scattering outside the house. See this and move out of country.*

4points

Tyler Duffy 5 years ago

What the f**k?

4points

Farid Red 5 years ago

Are you sure that's a lizard?

4points

Anni 5 years ago

It’s a goanna. Type of lizard. I saw one in our back yard once and jumped 6ft high!

1point

Karen Merkel 5 years ago

Is that why England sent its prisoners there? They hoped they would be devoured by those critters

3points

Ximena Aldana 5 years ago

Mother of f+++king gekos

3points

Peta Hurley-Hill 5 years ago

The run SO fast up trees,it's amazing .But they are pretty shy so fine ,if you give them their space.

3points

TheExtremeSmell 5 years ago

The ground is lava

3points

tinklyatom 5 years ago

Jesus that's big!! 😲 Enjoy my house. I won't be living there anymore.

3points

Stephanie Tokach 5 years ago

that's a yes for me

3points

Isabelle 5 years ago

Please tell me it's not real. This inflatable croc for swimming pool is just amazing.

3points

Robyn Gardam 5 years ago

He’s real alright :) I’ve seen a goanna in person and he’s about average size. Don’t get too close though, goannas will chase you if they feel threatened!

4points

Gina Kimball 5 years ago

That's actually really cool.

3points

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

Looks like the plot to a B horror movie.

3points

DancingToMyself 5 years ago

I love Australia, and nothing can change my mind. Not afraid of spiders, and goannas are harmless.

3points

danielw 5 years ago

Nothing to be afraid of. He's just a home-security lizard. Brought to you by the same people who brought you the Trunk Monkey.

2points

Fairy Kat 5 years ago

I live in Florida where there are tons of Teeny~Tiny Lizards that are too cute & I really like them. HOLY C**P, THAT THING'S HORRENDOUS AND NOW I'M NEVER GOING TO AUSTRALIA!

2points

Bron 5 years ago

I had a monitor running at me once, think it mistook me for a tree. Fortunately, someone intervene and scared it off. I was running as fast as I could, swearing a few words as I went. Pretty scary at the time (couldn't imagine the damage the claws can do as they climb you) but funny now.

2points

Flameclaw 5 years ago

Spider croc, Spider croc...

2points

Fran Townsend 5 years ago

He eats all the bugs hanging around the doorway!

2points

Enedina Stockhaus 5 years ago

OK, so they are a bit larger than our geckos...🙄🙄🙄

2points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

What IS that? I had no idea a reptile that big could stick to a wall. It's like a super-gecko or something.

2points

Lola 5 years ago

And I was scared of the three inch ones I saw in Greece crawling the walls.

2points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Scared of a tiny lizard? Really? Why?

1point

Katharine Lancaster 5 years ago

I want him as a roommate!

2points

I HAD A GRAT TIM 5 years ago

Oooooohhh!! I want it

2points

Felicia.B 5 years ago

Oh gosh! I would love that haha

2points

cutzemitherz 5 years ago

It's a goanna.

2points

JoTheLizard 1 year ago

Oh he’s just my cousin,greg :)

1point

Charlotte Stackhouse 1 year ago

Awwwwwwww! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

1point

Kellie Whyte 2 years ago

A Gonna!!! I fvcking LOVE Goanna's!!!

1point

O.M.Miki 2 years ago

that's still considered a lizard!?!?!? I must have him!

1point

Merilyn Horton 2 years ago

They tried to get in our house to eat my cats.

1point

Hunter Bradley 4 years ago

Or in this case 'Hanging' around

1point

Hunter Bradley 4 years ago

He's just vibing

1point

Isog Sargent 4 years ago

Burn down the whole country.

1point

X ElectricReaper X 4 years ago

bet that didnt go so well

1point

glorytherainwing 4 years ago

awww he can come and stay

1point

Baby panda🥰 5 years ago

Thought it was a croc at first I was just there like wait crocs can’t climb walls ?

1point

Sunzilla 5 years ago

How can a normal lizard be THAT big? Mine are only about 7cm...

1point

Sharon Hyatt 5 years ago

I'd be totally fascinated.... wondering how I could make it a pet.... of course I'd research its temperament first I

1point

Alice Williams 5 years ago

That's not a lizard. That's a dragon.

1point

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

And the difference is?

0points

Shelley Jennings 5 years ago

I wonder if they're dangerous though. Like, do they bite?

1point

Kioh81 Premium 5 years ago

Everything can bite! Hahaha even humans

1point

Susan 5 years ago

Bet you it tastes like chicken lol

1point

Diana Hockley 5 years ago

It's a goanna, and totally harmless to you if you don't try to grab it with your bare hands, then it will give you a very nasty bite which will become infected. It eats small birds, eggs, mice - whatever.

1point

Karina Andersen 5 years ago

water monitor or goanna harmless & they disappear if you approach closely to it

1point

Billy Beecham 5 years ago

morning ralph!

1point

Lemon Garnished Potato 5 years ago

That's one huge lizard. (coming from an aussie)

1point

sequoia hawes 5 years ago

nope

1point

Raina Woolfolk 5 years ago

"Mr Lizard" isn't at all interested in the human inhabitants, looking for pesty rodents and frogs to scarf up.

1point

Teri Donovan 5 years ago

I have enough trouble with the damn skinks.

1point

dev mehta 5 years ago

You call THAT a lizard, mate?

1point

Iceroyalmilktea 5 years ago

we have monitor lizards in that size in southeast asia, but good thing that they cant climb walls!

1point

Zelda Blue 5 years ago

Can you say burn the whole house down?

1point

Rich Black 1 month ago

Goanna . .

0points

Jensen Besul 4 months ago

WOW!

0points

H G 8 months ago

Just another way to get rid of those spiders, I'll keep it. Name it Steve.

0points

Vickie Gaspard Cloud 8 months ago

it would scare me because of its size. i use to play with small lizards and toads and frogs...but this would be exciting..

0points

Storm Rise 9 months ago

That's a big bloody gecko!

0points

mymommatoldme 1 year ago

What do they eat, people?

0points

Verona Bingham 1 year ago

Why is it that in the follow on piece they're talking about Deaths by venemous snakes and yes there are approx 2-4 each year but Then they talk about the approx 11,000 that are killed in Asia each year. I thought it was supposed to be Australian dangerous animals BC so far l'm not impressed. Yes we have a high amount of venemous animals but as long as you use some common sense no problem.

0points

Verona Bingham 1 year ago

Again if you leave most animals alone you won't have a problem.

0points

SupernaturalPanda 2 years ago

The f*****g size of that thing !!!!!!

0points

Soham Das 2 years ago

Nope

0points

insaintama 2 years ago

where is the head?

0points

ma li 2 years ago

oh yep nope it that was my house he can keep the house i would move

0points

ma li 2 years ago

oh yeah how about nope that's his house now im moving if this was my house

0points

Lauren Ross 2 years ago

Looks like Mrs. Kippling from Jessie

0points

Klohei Parks 2 years ago

Yea the house is now yours i'm leaving

0points

Nixxy 3 years ago

Ahh, perenthi’s. I love them

0points

OUSSAMA AGZOUL 3 years ago

T H I C C

0points

NATHAN OSTER 3 years ago

It's a perentie

0points

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0points

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0points

youshouldseemeinacrown 3 years ago

that's awesome. i also may have thought it was a crocodile at first glance

0points

Jasoni Wyatt 4 years ago

That looks like a hole ass alligator

0points

X ElectricReaper X 4 years ago

well, i wouldn't freak out just yet. As long as it doesn't try to kill me, I'll leave it alone.

0points

Viv Moore 4 years ago

Jimminy Crickets!!!

0points

Geoff Glanville 4 years ago

I have never seen a goanna that size. They mainly ear eggs.

0points

Sarah Walker 4 years ago

nope

0points

TheDragonInTown 4 years ago

I believe I can climb!

0points

Susann Campbell 4 years ago

Those that are laughing are hysterical laughing , right ? Because that is what I would be doing.

0points

marnidarr 5 years ago

No small pets in Australia...anymore...

0points

Mark Jaress 5 years ago

What a cute little gecko

0points

Enn Geecee 5 years ago

Goanna 😍

0points

Talitha Ryan 5 years ago

It's a Goanna. Sort of similar to an Asian Monitor Lizard. They only grow to be about 1.5 meters. Nothing. And there claws can be about 3 inches long. Fine. Cute little things. We don't do s**t lightly here in the land of Aus.

0points

Matt O'Quinn 5 years ago

f*****g goanas

0points

Debra Duncan 5 years ago

omg

0points

Theresa Lee 5 years ago

One of Jonny Quest's dragons ran away!

0points

Donna Reynolds 5 years ago

That’s a big ‘un.

0points

Matthew Mortillaro-McEntyre 5 years ago

the hell!

0points

Brenda 5 years ago

Yep, me too!...i would be so outta there...omg!

0points

Donna Stever 5 years ago

Might be harmless, but i'd be too terrified to stick around to find out. Would i have it killed? Absolutely not...just go away...please!!!

0points

anish parab 5 years ago

crazy

0points

Diana Crawford 5 years ago

Seriously, really that's the daily happening down under. I need to know this ...is this beast looking for insects and rodents...

0points

Candy Taylor 5 years ago

Holy c**p!😱

0points

Christine Dietzer 5 years ago

It's a lizard. So what?

0points

basson6 5 years ago

He's trying to hide under the rain spout!

0points

Laura Perkinson 5 years ago

dang a whole new meaning to a lizard!

0points

Dorlinda Chong 5 years ago

Reminds me of the (way smaller) gecko that ran around my bedroom in Malaysia.

0points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

I love those little geckos so much!

0points

Roberto Durante 5 years ago

wow that big

0points

Sue Clifford 5 years ago

Cool.

0points

Brenda Pipher 5 years ago

Nope

0points

Mike Procaccini 5 years ago

DaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaD! come see!

0points

Delaney 5 years ago

That’s called an Alligator in my book no thank you

0points

Sue Clasen 5 years ago

Wow!

0points

Nevi Løvfelt 5 years ago

Wow. I think I would run as fast as my big feet could.It's a varan! A mini comodo dragon.

0points

Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago

Just a baby, wait to you see the mama!

0points

Karen Klinck 5 years ago

Now, THESE things bite!

0points

Ashley Coe 5 years ago

That's one big Salamander

0points

Dianna 5 years ago

Jusr what does one get out of clinging to a brick wall?

0points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Insects climbing on a brick wall.

0points

Ren Paley 5 years ago

NOPE

0points

D r e a m l a n d s 5 years ago

HECK YEAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I would be ecstatic to see this cool little guy on my house! I love animals!

0points

Sandy J Renfroe 5 years ago

Noping out of there

0points

Barbar Stewart 5 years ago

Yikes, I feel an anxiety attack coming on just looking at the photo. That's a big nope.

0points

ptm45 5 years ago

scary

0points

Sharon Walker 5 years ago

I live in Australia Queensland...I can assure you this post is ridiculous....nothing like this...come visit for yourself.....

0points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Nice try, missy!

0points

OTTER 5 years ago

I’m hiding and you can’t see me!!!

0points

lacartelera 5 years ago

woau

0points

Lexy Lekkas😍 5 years ago

Ur kidding me right these r harmless and this ones huge I'd be so excited.

0points

Cathy Carey 5 years ago

Goanna

0points

Carmen Honacker 5 years ago

Yeah, I'm out on this one.

0points

Jacki Wilson 5 years ago

Huge nope!

0points

Amaranthim Talon 5 years ago

Awww- he's cute!

0points

Puller Lanigan 5 years ago

Goanna

0points

Sandy Kavanaugh 5 years ago

Peekaboo!

0points

Lilyan 5 years ago

supposedly, that's a little one....

0points

Jigs Gabest 5 years ago

wtf!

0points

Athene Noctua 5 years ago

Holy s**t!!

0points

Predrag Lozanovski 5 years ago

That can't be true.

0points

Jolee Koop 5 years ago

What Growth hormones are they feeding them? Oh, no that my cousin bobby. Never mind!

0points

Engelique Sorhaindo 5 years ago

mr keplin from jessie

0points

Missy McCoy 5 years ago

They can cling vertically???

0points

Moonwater Cat 5 years ago

AWESOME!!!

0points

Marie Galloway 5 years ago

It’s a goanna (go-Anna) and way less scary than a bear or mountain lion😁

0points

Alan Moskowitz 5 years ago

CRIKEY

0points

Nicole Shim 5 years ago

what the f**k kind of lizard is that?!!

0points

Robyn Gardam 5 years ago

That is a goanna :)

1point

Kelly 5 years ago

It seems to be a little bigger than the geko on my balcony

0points

Eileen Meredith 5 years ago

tastes like chicken?

0points

Stephanie Tokach 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Marie Sloley-Thompson 5 years ago

Hell no!

0points

Phantom Captain 5 years ago

No thank you lol

0points

LaDonna Hulcy 5 years ago

Awww!!

0points

lilly nyangweso 5 years ago

I'd move out and leave that house to the 'lizard'

0points

Mathieu Morger 4 years ago

That’s not a lizard nor a gecko or salamander it’s a alligator

-1point

Brian Rogers 5 years ago

Photoshopped

-2points

Foxxy 5 years ago

It’s not photoshopped. These goannas (specific species is Lace Monitor) can grow more than 6ft long. They have extremely sharp claws and are good climbers. This photo was taken by an 80 yr old man in Thurgoona NSW.

2points

pony33 5 years ago

Lizard soup anyone???

-2points

Katreise Ruffin 5 years ago

It Probably Tastes LIKE CHICKEN...im evil but i would try to cook that sucker!! (ok bring on the down votes) lmao!

-2points

Kioh81 Premium 5 years ago

I up voted you!

1point

Slune 5 years ago

Lizard! Enough for a pair of shoes PLUS a handbag......;)

-3points

A Gang Of Robber Crabs Invade A Family Picnic In Australia

Final score:

440points

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Linda Roy 6 months ago

It's a win if you can eat them...

5points

From enormously big spiders to deadly venomous snakes, ferocious crocodiles, octopuses, and disgustingly overgrown earthworms, the Great Southern Land seems to have it all when it comes to nightmare fuel and creepy crawlies. We can probably all agree that some Australian animals look absolutely terrifying, but how dangerous are they really?

Believe It Or Not, This Is One Of The Least Dangerous Spiders We Have In Australia

Woman holding a massive spider in her hands

This is the huntsman spider, a common friend to be found in houses and garden across Australia. He's harmless really, don't let his large size intimidate you. Huntsmen won't bite humans unless provoked, are not venomous and are actually handy to have around the place, he'll use his speed and agility to keep your cockroach population under control.
Think of the huntsman as a handy pet. Respect his space, let him do his job and he'll look after you well.

PineappleDildo Report

Final score:

429points

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Restless 5 years ago

He will also terrorize my cat!

252points

Meanwhile In Australia

Massive snake eating a crocodile

An olive python (Liasis olivaceus), western Australia's largest python, having a feed on an Australian freshwater crocodile (crocodylus Johnstoni).

TheWoundedKing Report

Final score:

396points

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Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago

It's weird when you feel bad for crocodile.

436points

Araucaria Pine Cone, It's Been Reported To Kill People When Falling

Boy holding a massive pine cone in his hands

Final score:

391points

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Jill 5 years ago

...and I thought everything was bigger in the States but Australia wins this one!

237points

Around 170 snake species live in the country, 100 of which are poisonous. However, that’s not even the worst part: 21 out of the world’s 25 most venomous snakes inhabit Australia.

Do You Even Lift Bro?

Buff kangaroo posing for a picture

Final score:

377points

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Adam 5 years ago (edited)

This is the late Roger Roo from Alice Springs. He died earlier this year :(

245points

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Saltwater Crocodile (Crocodylus Porosus)

Giant crocodile taking a bait from a boat

I'm from Darwin, Australia and our rivers here are full of these monstrosities. This guy here is nicknamed Nifty, and he is about 6m long.

robdedog89 Report

Final score:

375points

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Doc Thissen 5 years ago

You're gonna need a bigger boat...

389points

Honey, There Is A Kid On Our Bug...

Massive green bug on the back of a kid

Final score:

373points

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Magic567 5 years ago

Nah there harmless don't worry

141points

Snakes kill less than 3 people a year in Australia, and the number of casualties seems even smaller when you compare it to the 11,000 individuals that snakes annually kill in Asia.

#10

Spider Frost. Rural Victoria, Australia

fields and tables covered with spider webs

Final score:

367points

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Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

That's when you start hiking with a can of hair spray and a lighter.

367points

#11

This Is How Australians Ensure Their Electricity Meter Doesn't Get Read

Massive spider with multiple smaller ones on a electrical box

Final score:

363points

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Keisha Washington 5 years ago

oh hell no, scratches trip to Australia off of the bucket list

432points

#12

Meanwhile, In Australia

Snake under the seat of a toilet

Final score:

360points

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Ale_Vidal23 5 years ago

i like how the toilet has literally been broken into its pieces. this reaction is legit honestly

108points

If poisonous snakes don’t cause you to scream and panic, then what about spiders? More than 2,400 different species of arachnids call the Land Down Under their home.

Among them is the deadly Sydney funnel-web spider, which can end a person’s life within 15 minutes of biting them. This spider always gets into the top lists of the world’s deadliest arachnids and doesn’t mess around: if you see one, nope, right out of there!

#13

Toads Riding On A Python

Multiple frogs on a Python on the grass

68mm just fell in the last hour at Kununurra. Flushed all the cane toads out of my brothers dam. Some of them took the easy way out - hitching a ride on the back of a 3.5m python.

MrMeMock Report

Final score:

349points

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

The cane toads are deadlier than the python believe it or not. Cane toads have very few predators due to the toxins. These cane toads were hitching a ride to escape a storm although on expert claims that the male cane toads were in fact trying to mate with the python.

238points

#14

Dead Whale Filled With Gas, On The Brink Of Exploding In Bunbury Yesterday

Dead whale in the middle of the street

Final score:

332points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Wouldnt want to be near that when it explodes, the stench would be awful.

277points

#15

This Giant, Hot Pink Slug Is Only Found In A Single, Isolated Forest On An Extinct Volcano In Australia

Giant red slug on the rock

Final score:

327points

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Mark Fuller 5 years ago

New paint colour: Slug red

30points

That’s not to say that every single spider you encounter abroad is going to be a threat to you. Fortunately, less than 50 Australian spider species pose a threat to people. Let’s also not forget that most spiders are our friends and help keep the native insect population down.

Obviously, these tidbits of good news won’t really make Australia’s spiders any less scary to look at. Anyone with arachnophobia should probably still avoid Australia until they get over their fear of spiders and travel elsewhere for their summer vacation.

#16

You Know You're In Australia When Frogs Eat Snakes

Big green frog eating a snake

Final score:

319points

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Vic 5 years ago

That frog looks like The Hulk!

329points

#17

Meanwhile In Australia

Old couple in a store holding a massive snake

Final score:

294points

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Magic567 5 years ago

this happens at least twice a week in my local store!

198points

#18

March Of The Hairy Caterpillars

Super long caterpillar in a golf field

Final score:

294points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

It's a caterpillar parade!

155points

What is Australia’s Deadliest Animal?

It might come as a surprise, but Australia’s deadliest animal isn't one of its many venomous creatures. Forget the spine-chilling spiders or the fearsome crocodile. According to the NCIS (National Coronial Information System), the title of Australia’s deadliest animal goes to a far more familiar creature: the horse.

In the wild and rugged landscapes of Australia, where one might expect the most danger to come from its notorious wildlife, it’s actually horses, ponies, and donkeys that pose the greatest risk. From 2001 to 2017, horses have been responsible for the highest number of animal-related deaths in Australia, with 172 fatalities, mostly due to falls.

Cows and other bovine animals also rank high on the list, with 82 reported deaths for the same period of time, mainly through accidents rather than direct attacks. Even our loyal companions, dogs, hold a surprising rank as the third leading cause of animal-related fatalities, responsible for 53 deaths. Most victims were children and elderly people.

Meanwhile, creatures like snakes and spiders, while dangerous sometimes, have caused far fewer fatalities than one might expect.

#19

A Massive Earthworm Found In Queensland, Australia

Man holding a Massive Earthworm on a knife

Final score:

282points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Imagine how rich the soil must be.

276points

#20

Filling Up Your Fuel Tank In Australia? Yep That'll Try And Kill You Too

Fuel tank intestine with a snake behind it

Final score:

276points

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Oathbraker 5 years ago

Hello good sir. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Lucifer Morningstar?

102points

#21

Mother And Girlfriend Found This On The Beach Today

Sea anemone washed up into the shore

This was found in Broome, Western Australia and looks like an anemone. More specifically, Dofleinia armata, the armed anemone. Also called the striped anemone. It is considered extremely dangerous as it can inflict painful stings that take months to heal.

Horrorwolfe Report

Final score:

275points

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Ale_Vidal23 5 years ago

leaked footage of the area 51 raid?

261points

SkyNews reported 3 shark-caused fatalities in South Australia in 2023. This number is notable as there were only 8 deaths in the previous 22 years. Meanwhile, crocodiles kill an average of 1 or 2 people every year in Australia, with a peak in 2014 when 5 crocodile-related deaths have been reported (via The Guardian). However, it’s not just animals that can harm you in Australia.

The country is also known for its giant 10-kilogram pine cones that can fall on top of you, as well as tennis ball-sized hailstones that can cause severe damage if your head is unprotected. When in Australia, it’s best to either keep looking in all directions at once in search of threats or shut your eyes and wish you were somewhere safe and sound.

#22

Walked Up On The Back Of This Sign While Hiking In Australia...

Danger sign in the middle of nowhere

Final score:

274points

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Lu 5 years ago

Tigers AND snakes breeding together... this is truly frightening lol.

327points

#23

Typical Road-Side Ditch In Australia

Massive crocodile eating a shark near the water

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253points

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Sian Edwards 5 years ago

That's a mangrove swamp.

105points

#24

Why You Gotta Always "Check Your Shoes" In Australia

Small snake tucked inside of a Crocs

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253points

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Sakata Gintoki 5 years ago

Oh no. The crocs ate the snake

329points

No wonder the Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, beloved zookeeper and one of the bravest people in history, hails from Australia, where danger lurks around almost every corner, and you’re not sure which animal poses a threat.

#25

Aussie Mom Finds World's Second Most Poisonous Snake Hiding In Her Kid's Lunch Box

Small snake hiding in a colorful lunch box

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Sian Edwards 5 years ago

Venomous. Something is poisonous if YOU eat it and become ill. Something is venomous if IT bites or stings you. Spiders and snakes can be venomous, fungi can be poisonous.

531points

#26

Australia. Where Even The Hail Can Kill You

Pool balls compared to hail size

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245points

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Sasy 5 years ago

1999 it smashed through the roof of second storey houses and through the floor to the first floor, it was a scary day.

168points

#27

In Australia Everything Is Trying To Kill You. Even Your Ceiling Lamp

Massive snake coming out from the roof light

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241points

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SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

How rude! I bet he invited himself over too! Couldn't use the front door, noooo....

158points

So, How Many People Are Killed by Animals in Australia?

Based on the available data, from 2001 to 2017, there were 541 animal-related deaths in Australia, with an average of 32 deaths per year. As we’ve seen, among the most deadly animals in Australia, we don’t find any exotic dangers but very familiar faces—horses, cows, and dogs—with land mammals accounting for 71% of all deaths by animals in the country.

These tragedies mainly happened on public roads (30.3%), homes (20.7%), and farms (19.2%).

#28

This Is Why You Always Have To Check The Toilet In Australia

Massive snake in a white toilet

Final score:

240points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Whilst a lot of these snakes are scary, most shown in these images are of pythons which are generally harmless. Yes they can constrict and kill a person if they really wanted to but it is very rare for that to happen.

190points

#29

Blue-Ringed Octopus (Highly Venomous) On Hand

Blue-Ringed Octopus on peoples fingers

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237points

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Farid Red 5 years ago

Is the person still alive?

343points

#30

Welcome To Australia Where Insects Are The Size Of A Small Mammal

Green insect on a wooden fence in a backyard

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233points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

This looks to be a Goliath stick insect and are harmless. They apparently make good pets too.

190points

What is the Most Unusual Animal in Australia?

We’ve been all about the numbers so far, but what about picking Australia’s most unusual animal? There’s no objective answer to this (there are too many weird animals in Australia), but here’s our personal favorite.

Thorny Devil Lizard is a tiny, colorful reptile covered in spiky scales, which give it a dragon-like appearance and help collect and direct water to its mouth—something this species adapted for to survive in arid environments.

Found primarily in the central deserts of Australia, the Thorny Devil Lizard has a peculiar way of walking. He moves in a slow, rocking motion that helps it escape predators and feeds almost exclusively on ants.

#31

So My Friend Found This On Her Back Door. Only In Australia Right?

Massive spider behind a glass door

Final score:

216points

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Erika Jones 5 years ago

Looks like the face hugger from Alien

160points

#32

Welcome To Australia

Snake eating a bat on the road

Final score:

214points

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Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

It got Dracula!

244points

#33

Damn Nature You Scary

Massive termite mound compared to a woman

Picture of a termite mound in the northern territory of Australia, termites build the tallest structures out of any of the creatures on Earth. Humans would have to build something 10km (6.2 miles for those not on the metric system) tall to equal the scale of size of person to building. Termite mounds are also stronger than cement.

smally1986 Report

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211points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Termite mounds are incredible.

95points

#34

I’m Not Going Into The Kitchen Today! Ask Him To Make You Something

Palm sized spider on a kitchen's microwave

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197points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Just gently tap it with a broom handle and it will go elsewhere.

98points

#35

A Friend Of Mine Left For A Holiday In Australia Some Weeks Ago. I Asked Him How Things Were. He Send Me This Picture With The Reply "The Things I've Seen.."

Massive spider on a windowsill

Final score:

195points

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SirPatTheCat 5 years ago (edited)

His little feet are kinda cute tho

147points

#36

Welcome To Australia, Where Frogs Eat Snakes

Green frog eating a small snake

Final score:

187points

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Danish Dynomummy 5 years ago

Aww he looks so happy! Hello Froggy

133points

#37

The Net Casting Spider (Ogre Faced Spider) Hang Upside Down With A Net Made Of Their Silk Waiting For Their Prey To Walk Underneath Them

Massive brown spider casting a net

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180points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

These guys look scary, but *won't* kill you. That net of theirs is reserved for bugs

109points

#38

The Flies Are Much Worse Than The Spiders In Australia

A large amount of flies on man's back

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177points

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nanashi 5 years ago

that's why you need some spidey friends

166points

#39

A Pic A Mate Took Last Night. Awesome Spidley. South East Queensland, Australia

Black and white spider in a spider web and person's hand behind it

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173points

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

The perspective is fake they only grow to approx 5cms. This is a golden orb spider and whilst scary the venom isn’t strong enough to effect a human.

97points

#40

Every Winter Black Portuguese Millipedes Invade The South Of Western Australia

A large amount of small black snakes on a carpet

Final score:

159points

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spirit wolf 5 years ago

God damn Portuguese creatures...

74points

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#41

A Whole Lot Of Pain. Thousands Of Portugese Man O War Jellyfish Washed Up On A Beach In Australia

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42points

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Han 5 years ago

They hurt bad. I accidentally found myself in a swarm once, oh man .... Like a lil shock and then pain. They even got in my hair :0

32points

#42

In Australia, Snakes Need A Police Escort

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39points

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Why did the snake cross the road? To please the police.

17points

#43

Welcome To Australia

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38points

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Anne 5 years ago

I hope he has insurance

26points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#44

Trying To Catch A Mouse In Australia

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38points

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

Best thing to use is the Big cheese, red and white mouse traps with a lil bacon or peanut butter. I thought these sticky traps were actually illegal to use in Australia.

14points

#45

Australia

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37points

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A panda 5 years ago

I will only visit australia if i am given a mars austronut suit

37points

#46

Australia

Final score:

37points

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Your friendly parking assistant ...

14points

#47

Aussie Hitchhiker

Final score:

37points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

This is a common occurrence. Again a harmless huntsman. You are more likely to be injured having a car accident from the fright than the spider itself.

27points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#48

Typical Workplace Hazard - Australia

Final score:

37points

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nanashi 5 years ago

which is worst; the hornet or the snake?

18points

#49

In Australia, Even Our Crocodile, Jellyfish, Arachnid - Free Pond Are Deadly

Final score:

36points

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cutzemitherz 5 years ago

In Germany it would be forbidden to get even near to this lake and in Australia they are like "at their own risk"

40points

#50

Found This Pile Of Nope While On Holiday In Australia

Final score:

36points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

In my opinion, caterpillars are very opposite of 'nope'

15points

#51

Bees Living On A BBQ In Australia

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36points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Gives a whole new meaning to 'honey BBQ'.

37points

#52

Found On The 16th Hole, Fraser Lakes Golf Course Australia

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35points

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Restless 5 years ago

The most important reason not to play golf.

17points

#53

In Australia, This Is Why We Check Our Shoes

Final score:

35points

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Zori the degu 5 years ago (edited)

Is this a taipan?

5points

#54

In Australia, Hornets Kill Spiders The Size Of Your Hand And Then Drag Them Across Ones Backyard. Twice In 24 Hours

Final score:

35points

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Zenozenobee 5 years ago

Isn't that the kind of hornet that lay eggs into spiders, so that the babies have a food reserve?

11points

#55

Phellus Piliferus From Western Australia

Final score:

34points

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Robber Fly (Phellus piliferus) [Bushpea 1/3] bushpea.com/in/pg/all/r/robber%20fly%20(phellus%20piliferus)%2001.html Also called Assassin Flies, there are hundreds of species of Robber Fly in Australia

4points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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#56

What's That? A Tribe Of Newly Hatched Friggin' Baby Spiders That's What

Final score:

34points

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Ale_Vidal23 5 years ago

"honey, go and bring me the flamethrower"

19points

#57

I Need A Whole Bunch Of People To Tell Me That This Isn't True. Right Now

Final score:

33points

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Annie O 5 years ago

It's a wallaroo...and the snake was unsuccessful in lifting it out.

6points

#58

A Huge Toad Being Held Without Any Camera Trickery

Final score:

33points

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Restless 5 years ago

I wonder how he would like to be held by his legs, upside down?

26points

#59

Something You Don't Want To Meet In The Deep - Lizard Fish (Bathysaurus Ferox)

Final score:

33points

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SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

Kinda looks like what the people turned into in Beetlejuice

17points

#60

It's Pretty And From Australia, So Must Be Deadly. But Actually This One Is Almost Harmless

Final score:

32points

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Tahani 5 years ago

ALMOST harmless...

29points

#61

A 'Mysterious' And Unknown Species Of Jellyfish That Washed Up On The Shore Of Tasmania, Australia

Final score:

31points

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Si 5 years ago

Looks like a whale sneezed

59points

#62

I Have A Feeling Today Isn't The Best Day To Go For A Swim. (Newcastle Beach, Australia)

Final score:

31points

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MeggersTheFox 5 years ago

They look like sea pigs! But obviously aren't. Could someone let us know what these things are, please?

6points

#63

Legless Lizard Found In South East Queensland Australia

Final score:

31points

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SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

Hahahahahahahaha look at his tiny legs hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

50points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#64

You Know It’s Summer In Australia When These 8 Handy Spooky Boiz Come To Visit

Final score:

31points

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ispeak catanese 5 years ago

This person is obviously feeding the spider because there's no way this spoon is protective.

6points

#65

Spider Catching A Snake In Western Australia. The Snake Lost

Final score:

30points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

I not 100% sure but I think this is a Redback spider. They are aggressive and give a painful bite. Whilst fatalities aren’t common from a redback they can cause other problems. My hubby was off work for almost a week due to a red back spider bite. His knee was swollen to twice the size and he felt a bit under the weather. Nasty spiders these are, so keep the hunstmans and daddy long legs around. They like dark places like sheds, nooks and crannies, inside shoes etc.

36points

#66

So My Friend Just Had A Shower Visitor

Final score:

30points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

A lot of these spiders are of the gentle huntsman, they look worse than what they are. Gentle giants generally.

15points

#67

Found This Guy Trying To Sneak His Way Into My Room

Final score:

29points

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Kamil Kamilo 5 years ago

found one... :) probably there was more than only one :)

21points

#68

Meanwhile In Australia - Horrors Under The Bed

Final score:

28points

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Laura Hazell 5 years ago

oh holy hell even as a local that scare the &^%$ out of me

16points

#69

This Is Why You Don't Leave Your Shoes Outside In Australia

Final score:

28points

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Angelika Arman 5 years ago

This looks comfy

25points

#70

This Snake Got Into My Friends Bird Cage And Ate Their Parrot, Then Was Too Fat To Get Out (Australia)

Final score:

28points

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SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

Well, now you have a pet snake? [But seriously that sucks because birds are expensive and you get attatched to them too ;( ]

26points

#71

This Is Why We Check Our Shoes Before Putting Them On In Australia

Final score:

27points

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Keisha Washington 5 years ago

Seriously I'd never take my shoes off

28points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#72

The Reason Aussie's Wear Thongs (Flipflops)

Final score:

26points

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jo_shortland 5 years ago

Burn them

9points

#73

My Little Friends

Final score:

25points

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

Not very common you see 2 huntsmans together as they are usually solitary spiders so either they have just bumped into each other orrrr they are planning to mate.

14points

#74

This Spider In Australia

Final score:

24points

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Max L. 5 years ago

doll house ?

6points

#75

We Built A Nesting Box For Some Local Kookas And This Little Monster Was The Result

Final score:

22points

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SirPatTheCat 5 years ago (edited)

It's a baby bird, what did you expect :/. Edit: please read the replies, apparently they are not supposed to be born like this, hence the confusion.

25points

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Daria B 5 years ago (edited)

Majestic Beasts and Where to Find Them → in Australia. ♥

80points

Robyn Gardam 5 years ago

They forgot Drop Bears and Hoop Snakes in that case! 😆

14points

Sasha Taylor 5 years ago

Honestly.....I have lived in Australia and this is overrated...I have seen spiders but none quite as big as that....I have seen maybe 2 snakes outside of a zoo....and just don't leave your shoes outside! To me that is common sense!

39points

Magic567 5 years ago

do u live in the outback cause these are all locals to me...

25points

Edgy 3rd grader 5 years ago

same here. the same thing could be applied to every country. america with there bears and guns, India with there poisonous snakes, bali with there abandoned dogs and rubbish issue. you could do this to every country. This article annoys me and scares me. (ive lived here for all my life and have never witness things like this)

4points

Elle Malkamäki 5 years ago

I agree. I’m Australian, accident prone as f**k, and if it were really that dangerous I’d be dead a thousand times over by now. Never seen a snake outside of a zoo

1point

Samantha Angell 8 months ago

I watch animal documentaries a lot and I have/had seen many on the state that I moved to a few years back. I was so prepared (admittedly, excited) to deal with spiders, scorpions, cool lizards and snakes-that-are-actually-venomous.... I've seen a handful of small lizards, some coyotes, and a donkey. And I travel all over the state for work. I am genuinely disappointed.

0points

Kate Robertson 5 years ago

where do you live then? i live in a city and i see about 2 snakes day

0points

Bron 5 years ago

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0points

Ian Taggart 5 years ago

You probably just didn't get too close to the wild side of things. Just beware the mosquitoes. They carry deadly diseases.

0points

Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

I still want to go to Australia someday, believe it or not. Mostly because I know there's more to Australia than the stupid 'everything wants to kill you' punchline/meme.

21points

Diver Driver 5 years ago

Start by reading the book "In A Sun Burnt Country" funny and informative. I read after about 4 trips there.

13points

Red 5 years ago

You should definitely come to Australia because it's actually a really nice place to be in :) - from an aussie

2points

Margareth Su 5 years ago

winery. beer. yarra valley. I LOVE that valley. It's so pretty and refreshing!

0points

David Jeu 5 years ago

Also those animals are majestics! :)

0points

Väinö-Oskari Astala 5 years ago

In Terry Pratchett's Lost Continent there was discussion about the dangerous animals of XXXX (discworld version of Australia). After magical library dumped enough books for small library on the floor, they asked for list of harmless animals. Result: Small piece of parchment with words: "Some of the sheep".

15points

Karen Klinck 4 years ago

Well, Scotland has bird-eating deer.

0points

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago (edited)

How do things get inside so easily? Seriously wondering! Some of those spiders are so big they'd have to walk through the front door?! (It's even worse to think that they got in when they were tiny and grew up in your house >-

14points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Going to look at a map right now to see if my country far enough away from Australia.

12points

LSR 4 years ago

The archetypical "Oh I just understand stereotypes" ignorant douchebag. Stay in your country, no one wants your ignorant brain anywhere else as a tourist.

-3points

Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

The most dangerous animal that causes the most deaths is not listed. The horse. The horse kills more humans annually than all these animals put together. So please don’t let this list scare you and stop you from visiting Australia because we have so much amazing things to offer and it would be a shame to miss them from a misguided fear.

12points

Sasha Taylor 5 years ago

Fully agree! Guys Australia is so amazing and definitely worth visiting!

7points

Diver Driver 5 years ago

Been there several times the local people (Sydney and Melbourne aside) are great as well as the sights.

3points

Karen Klinck 4 years ago

Actually, the most dangerous animal is man,and you can't avoid that. So go enjoy yourselves!

1point

Linn Gould 5 years ago

Well they did forget the Stonefish. Ugly bugger that hides in the sand waiting for you to stand on them upon which you could die. Based on my fear of them. They are deadly but don’t want you to stand on them. And they are uglier than stones

1point

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

I agree that it's bad that Australia has the stereotype of being dangerous and everything there wants to kill you, since I'm sure it's actually a really cool place. But I do think as well that many people, including myself, are more creeped out rather than scared that things are gonna kill us lol

1point

Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

Yes... I love my country....But it all depends on where you live as to what kinds of danger you may be in and what you may see. For instance, I come from North Queensland in the tropics where jellyfish stings and crocodiles are just something you have to be aware of in your life. I have lived in the bush of rural New South Wales and dealt with a lot of different animals including venomous Red Bellied Blacks (we regularly saw about 5-6 snakes) whom we really appreciated as they keep down populations of pest animals and are quite docile. Living in cities you may never see more than a couple of Daddy Long Legs and some geckos.... Great place...

7points

Keisha Washington 5 years ago

I think I'm going to stay home and NEVER EVER set true sights on Australia except in pictures of pretty things that are not included in all of the NOPE that Australia has.

6points

Katie Crochet 5 years ago

You should try staying home IN AUSTRALIA.

0points

Saulo Frota 5 years ago

You know, I live in a town located in the heart of the Amazon rainforest (Manaus), and even I wouldn't dare to step a foot in Australia.

5points

Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago

Hell for people with fear of snakes or spiders. I don't have those fears but I would probably be screaming most of the time while encountering all those creatures. Not used to it.

4points

Gwen Pollock 5 years ago

Can I just say nope to everything?!

4points

Keisha Washington 5 years ago

Yep

0points

Kelly Landis 5 years ago

Snakes are (for the most part) VENOMOUS not poisonous. If you bite it and you die, that’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, that’s venomous.

3points

Peta Hurley-Hill 5 years ago

In rural Australia ,where I live ,the rule of thumb,don't leave shoes,bags etc outside,check under toilet seats (and inside toilet roles :/) be aware of your surroundings(we have many venomous snakes on our property ,but you rarely see them.I think it's odd that the article didn't mention Redback Spiders , Wolf Spiders,Whitetail Spiders(all venomous),Fire Ants,Jumping Jack ants,Bull ants (very nasty stings form all of them) or Brown Snakes or Taipans both large, fast-moving, highly venomous snakes or even the Red Bellied Black ,venomous but quite shy and usually only bites when stepped on. Summer is the worst for ALL these. things ,except roos they are always about.We have bloody great eagles as well.Be respectful most creatures and they will leave you alone ...Except spiders ,they are big and terriying ,run away! Here is a photo of the two Wedged Tailed eagles that nest on our place,eating a full sized dead sheep! 26993857_1...06b01e.jpg

3points

Dana 5 years ago

Who all on BP lives in Australia?

3points

Katie Crochet 5 years ago

Yep

1point

Richard Keel 5 years ago

Whoever wrote this article is an idiot - why do they keep saying "poisonous" when they mean "venomous"? They're two completely different things

3points

Shelley DuVal 3 years ago

When another animal (birds for example) eat a poisonous snake, they die. If the snake was quick and bit the bird then the bird dies from the venom. So when the author used both poisonous and venomous in the same sentence they are referring to both. Also educated Aussies understand the difference of both words and will use the correct word in a description.

0points

Mama Panda 5 years ago

I don't care if you all say the spiders are smaller than the pictures, I would be screaming my food head off every damn minute!!! There is no way in hell I would ever visit Australia now. /shudders and scratches every part of her body because she thinks there are spiders on her!

3points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

This was awesome and thanks to Foxxy and all the Aussies who shared info!

3points

lazy panda 5 years ago

I'm glad I went to Australia before I realized how many animals could kill me.

3points

Podunkus 5 years ago

Sleep well tonight, my darlings. Sleep well.

3points

Brodie 5 years ago

Every Christmas we have a snake show up. Every. Single. Christmas. For the last 5 years. Last year the snake was on the pool slide then another on the road to Grandparents, year before that mum thought we hung a garland on the door. It was NOT a garland. Mum HATES snakes. All my friends know to refer to it as the “s” word.

3points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

It's your family's Snake on the Shelf! I shuddered at the thought of a snaky door garland. 🐍

3points

Arno Nüüm 5 years ago

*sings* They try to make me go down under, I say no, no, no...

3points

Xavier Evans 5 years ago

Yeah... Australia does have a lot of dangerous creatures, but at least we aren't going to be killed by an assault rifle. Leave military equipment to be used for the purpose it was created.

2points

Sara Nicole 5 years ago

I do really think that Australia is a YES COUNTRY .. For me is the only country that can really cohabit with animals .. They learn how to live with everything that moves .and respect their environment .That is incredible , and believe me i´m scare of spiders and another bugs .. Australia is a really big example for so many country .. we have so much to learn with animals, and have a lot to learn with us too.. there´s a deep connection between everything that lives .. and we should give sense to that .

2points

Care 5 years ago

A solid 70% of these made me want to scream

2points

Martata 5 years ago

Level 99 inferno mode. Nopeland. Nature definitely wins in Australia.

2points

Chrissa P 5 years ago

I live in the pacific nw...it is an area with only garter snakes. I am afraid of snakes and see them often. It is my super power to hear or see them (yes hear them, on more than one occasion I have said "i hear something in the grass' and moments later i have spotted the tiny snake.)

2points

Väinö-Oskari Astala 5 years ago

Nuke it. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

2points

Keisha Washington 5 years ago (edited)

I buy flame throwers in bulk for normal house spiders can't even imagine what I'd need for spiders in Australia

0points

nanashi 5 years ago

I'm one of those that immediately plans my next vacation to Australia so I can meet all them spiders and snakes. they look so fascinating.

2points

ELEPHANT 1 year ago

Reason #58483 why I never want to go to Australia

1point

Serenity Kinney 3 years ago

what are the red spiders?

1point

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

im going to australia after covid is over

1point

Jim Ellington 4 years ago

Drop beats, not bears.

1point

Leah Jeanette 5 years ago

40 reasons why New Zealand is a great alternative for those wishing to visit Australia.

1point

Daria Z 5 years ago

My first reaction: "shiiiiiiit, how do you guys LIVE there?!!!" The second and onward reactions were pretty much the same tbh :D (I'm from Russia)

1point

Jo Choto 5 years ago

My chief problem in Australia is not knowing whether something is deadly or just looks menacing. I end up being cautious of every single creature, because you just don't know.

1point

Bored Alchemist 5 years ago

I live in Australia and most of the creatures on this list are actually quite harmless.

1point

Amber Cook 5 years ago

Well.... this just ruined me form EVER wanting to travel to Australia! All of these are HUGE NOPE NOPE NOPES!

1point

Ms Phit 5 years ago

Ok, well this saved me from buying a very expensive flight ! (I'll be going to go horse trekkkng in Ireland instead- probably more dangerous but it's a lifelong dream and I'm a decent rider)

1point

Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

Definitely more dangerous lol. More people are killed by horses in Australia than all the animals in this list put together. 😝

1point

Robyn Gardam 5 years ago

If anyone here is feeling adventurous, I’d be happy to show them the sights and sounds of good ol’ Melbourne! No snakes or spiders here! Not in plain sight at least :P

1point

Cat 5 years ago

Survival mode: Australia

1point

Chris Kourou 5 years ago

Yeap, Australia is out of my travel list :D

1point

Missy Barton 5 years ago

Why do we keep Australia around?

1point

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Remind me again of the alternatives...

0points

Cristina Steele 5 years ago

I had a teacher from Australia who told us stories about her childhood and how her parents always told her to sweep the giant spiders out with a broom. She awoke one night with a massive spider on her wall and squished it. She then got yelled at by her parents because they had to repaint her wall.

1point

Elise Pimenta 5 years ago

This is a lot of nope. There's plenty of nopes where I live, but I haven't run across snakes or spiders that are as big as the ones in the pictures.

1point

Athina Gallina 2 months ago

If Canada was not my home...Australia would be the only other country I would live. Went to high school there many many years ago. Yes I met spiders and snakes but still a beautiful country

0points

Bookish Panda 3 months ago

It was one of my dreams to visit australia... not anymore!

0points

Bored Trash Panda 4 months ago

Well this list just made me not want to go to Australia even more...

0points

charlene dehart 9 months ago

Don’t like the bugs here in WI, or snakes and other creatures . Insects. . Yes I am afraid of everything .

0points

Lady Gypsy Rain 9 months ago

Sorry. Not sorry. The only way I’d ever visit Australia after this list is if they took a blow torch to the entire continent and started over. F*****g hell!

0points

Lady Gypsy Rain 9 months ago

Downvote peodophile doesn’t like me freely expressing my fears. Poor boomer

0points

Hestia 1 year ago

A n x i e t y

0points

Jeffery 2 years ago

Australia is actually a beautiful place!!

0points

Samuel Squires 2 years ago

Checks out. I've seen a tourist charged by a great white, my cat was killed by a snake, I was even bitten by one of those big green stick insects soneone said was harmless 🤣 But most creatures are reasonable

0points

Lene 2 years ago

And this list made all my doubts disappear: I will not be going to Australia ever. Even if the list is exaggerated (I'm sure it must be!) I do not wish to be that near to such animals. You can all have Australia in peace. 😬

0points

Merilyn Horton 2 years ago

Always look first!

0points

Marion Friedl 2 years ago

My Facebook friend Vicki lives in the Adelaide area, but the "creepiest" animal she ever found in her garden was a (for humans) non-venomous huntsman spider. I think it depends on the area you live in if you also find venoumous snakes and other dangerous animals "down under".

0points

lafayette 2 years ago

i had to check my legs, hair, floor, and the celing

0points

Jigsaw's Puzzle 3 years ago

Nope im staying in America thank you very much.

0points

WWE Fan 3 years ago

I lost my appetite...

0points

youshouldseemeinacrown 3 years ago

I feel like everyone thinks that's all there is to Australia. It's not. It's absolutely amazing. Sometimes yeah, you have to be cautious of the wildlife but still.

0points

notyourgirl 4 years ago

I will now have nightmares tonight😱 they are all cool but like bro what the heck... 😨😰😨

0points

PolkaEclipse 4 years ago

This was kinda offensive to me, because I doubt the person who made this has even visited Australia, and they are just saying "Don't visit Australia because there's these animals that live here"

0points

Gal Kui 4 years ago

OMG. This is so scary. All of those creatures are scary. Im terrified of a normal grasshopper and the normal tiny spiders. I definitely wouldn't have the courage to live there simply because of these humongous creatures!!!

0points

Hunter Bradley 4 years ago

No offense to Australia but i'm staying hear id rather not be chased by snake eating frogs

0points

Rhiannon C 4 years ago

I'm not going to Australia anymore...

0points

Lorelai White 4 years ago

i've nevr been 2 Austraila, but i've always wanted 2 go. this will TOTALLY covine all the scardey cats in my family......

0points

Moji Pagoda 4 years ago

Makes America feel boring. The worst we have is Vegas

0points

Isog Sargent 4 years ago

Winter is a wonderful thing.

0points

mrrsearch 3 years ago

Isog Sargent haha

0points

albertocm 4 years ago

Isog Sargent follower

0points

malolonto 4 years ago

Isog Sargent +

0points

kellywsmith 4 years ago

Isog Sargent good

0points

Jetto Scranda 4 years ago

Still forgot some iconic dangers like the Portuguese Man O' War jellyfish that if you touch it... it can basically kill you.

0points

Susan Ho 4 years ago

I'd die in from heart attack in Australia!

0points

Susan Ho 4 years ago

I'd die from heart attack in Australia!

0points

Flare 4 years ago (edited)

If the amount of available oxygen on our planet was doubled, the spiders in the rest of the world would be this size. Apparently the average size of bugs depends on the amount of oxygen in the air.

0points

glorytherainwing 4 years ago

I MUST MOVE TO AUSTRALIA!! ALL THESE CUTE ANIMALS UN-LOVED!!?? I FEEL SO BAD

0points

Katie Crochet 5 years ago

Yeah I’m Australian and I can confirm that these are defo 100% accurate.

0points

Flo Strohriegl 5 years ago

So I saw a crocodile eating a shark, a snake eating a crocodile, and a frog eating a snake. Australia, your food chain is messed up!

0points

Jo Lethbridge 5 years ago

Nope nope nope

0points

Adrianna Mattox 5 years ago

And I thought America was crazy...

0points

Brenda 5 years ago

Probably in every country there can be photos the "worst of the worst " pics of creatures like insects, snakes, etc...so, there is always gonna be that country that has certain animals etc that will freak out people...like myself!

0points

Akashdeep Singh 5 years ago

never going to australia

0points

Gene Robbins 5 years ago

Amazing that Noah could fit all these into the Ark... :P

0points

Patsy Nossiter 5 years ago

On the walk to the beach. possumsnak...4c55d7.jpg

0points

Xx_MysticWolf_xX xX 5 years ago

I've always wanted to go on a trip to Austrailia, not anymore. Nope nope nope. I have the worst case of Arachnaphobia, even a bigger NOPE.

0points

María B. Kaiser 5 years ago

I love animals, but those spiders are disturbing! Nope, nope, nope

0points

Jjjane20 5 years ago

I am so so so happy that I live where I live, but interesting pictures anyway.

0points

Lee Maidana Kuhl 5 years ago

I would love to visit Australia but the only thing that scares me about AUS are the creepy stories I have listened to on YouTube. The absolute lack of internet, long stretches of highway with no town in sight, gas stations or some locals/transplants directing you down deserted roads at night into nowhere land. The rest are fine by me, I love spiders, snakes and bats. Though I live in Texas and we have our fair share of dangerous/venomous creatures, various rattlesnake/copperhead snakes, scorpions, brown recluse spider and wild boar/hogs. The boars are extremely aggressive and destroy crops and eat 10x’s their weight in agriculture. Though, I have never tried to catch a spider or a snake in Australia and put the little guy outside like I do here in Texas.

0points

Gemma Lees 5 years ago

My brother-in-law and his girlfriend have been in Aus for 7 years now and have just been given their permanent residency. I have no desire to visit them!

0points

Baby panda🥰 5 years ago

Too...many...spiders

0points

Jess Ehliger 5 years ago

Ya know honestly wouldn't mind all the free snakes and the spiders etc. The thing that would break me would be the excessive amount of flys and the serial killers

0points

sixdeadelves 5 years ago

I used to think that I wanted to visit Australia...

0points

giovanna 5 years ago

I. COULD. NOT. LIVE. THERE.

0points

Sloane Christopher 5 years ago

I think the boring company can make a fortune selling flame throwers in this country.

0points

sandeep kolikapudi 5 years ago

It's official.. i am never going to Australia

0points

Niito 5 years ago

I love all kind of parrots and would love to see flocks living in the wild, buuut I think if I ever travel there I'd be paranoid about insects all the time...

0points

Diana Crawford 5 years ago

I had enough!

0points

Cindy Snow 5 years ago

No wonder they used to send criminals there. Just add definite and it's truely hell on earth.

0points

Candy Taylor 5 years ago

I would love to visit Australia, but I don’t think I could deal with those spiders. Snakes I don’t have a problem with.

0points

Sunzilla 5 years ago

But, WHY are they so big?

0points

I'm groot 5 years ago (edited)

Well...ok then

0points

Mary McGovern 5 years ago

Do not visit Australia without CRATES of RAID!

0points

Amber Handy 5 years ago

I hated everything about this. 😨

0points

Red 5 years ago

Welcome to Australia :)

0points

Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago

"75 Reasons To Avoid Australia At All Costs"

0points

Danielle Renee 5 years ago

i'm not sure how anyone is alive there

0points

Michele Clarke 5 years ago

F**K NO!!!!!

0points

Michele Clarke 5 years ago

Except for the Bats, they are adorable!!

0points

Foxyloxylou 5 years ago

ah yes, Australia. also known as "remind-me-to-never-ever-in-a-miilion-years-come-here" land

0points

Harmony Wheeler 5 years ago

Why is spiderman from New York he is obviously supposed to be Australian. Godamn just no

0points

Karys Brichon 5 years ago

I am never going to Australia.

0points

Anni 5 years ago

Leeches are the things that scare me. In rainforests. Disgusting blood suckers.

0points

Jack Urquhart 5 years ago

I can hear vacation plans being cancelled all over the world.

0points

Kim Lorton 5 years ago

Didn’t see a weta bug! Unless those are just in New Zealand!

0points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

NZ!

0points

Kim Lorton 5 years ago

That is a strong pass for me!

0points

Ms E 5 years ago

Uuggh it crawls all over me now >_<;;

0points

Alexander Brior 5 years ago

You know what? Maybe I should find Crash Bandicoot if I ever go to Australia.

0points

Grace Skerp 5 years ago

Advance Australia, but watch where you're stepping.

0points

Pernille Dyre 5 years ago

Thats it. I’m never going down there. The creepy stuff are too creepy and I HATE SNAKES....

0points

Tina-Marie Tarrant 5 years ago

Don't forget, thrown correctly, a thong (flip flop for the yanks) or a cup can kill you.

0points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

We called them thongs when I was young...lo these many, many years ago.

0points

Tralee Aylett 5 years ago (edited)

I live in a tiny town and decent sized spiders come inside (esp in summer...and I'm a lil arachnophobic). At my Nan's farm there was a huge diamond python that lived in the hay shed (8ft long...not sure what that is in metres) and you'd find his skin every now and then (in the shed of around the branches of a huge pine tree. Dad used it to play a practical joke with the skin until Nan told him to get rid of it or she'd kill him lol. Not sure what happened to the snake. Ticks (paralysis) were worse than the snakes out there tho

0points

Vincent Jay 5 years ago

I won't sleep well tonight.

0points

Andressa Costa 5 years ago

Uhhhh...the spiders and snakes gives me shivers!

0points

Kirsten Lockwood 5 years ago

I’ve officially decided that I’m never going to Australia.

0points

Ian Taggart 5 years ago

I'm a zoologist. My ideal vacation: exploring Australia; a video game in real life.

0points

Ellie 5 years ago

No no no, I'm staying the hell away from Australia!

0points

Rosalind Harris 5 years ago

I do miss all the wildlife at home. Just sitting in the garden and enjoying all the animals.

0points

Marc Morgenstern 5 years ago

Apparently there are no horror films in Australia, be cause real life is that much more scary.

0points

Meeow 5 years ago

Australia is officially off the list, those damn snake came through on the ceiling lamp, these snakes are all over in Melbourne city, even in Sydney big city, they are on the beach too. Just check out Youtube you'll find these snakes all over the place.

0points

未周陸 5 years ago

The Power of Mother Natural ...... More Than A Feeling ......

0points

wusah 5 years ago

Nooooooooooooope

0points

ƒιѕн 5 years ago

C**p thanks, now i have to go back to people looking like their pets to get this out of my head, might even look at the penguins again.

0points

Sara Nicole 5 years ago

So yea you say No because you don´t allow yourself to see the pure nature... A closed mind it´s close system .. and a close system dies ..

0points

Glorz Andersen 5 years ago

living in the country I see and have many huntsman that are absolutely huge in my house and garden. I had such a good laugh looking at all of these

0points

R.s. Potter 5 years ago

Every winter I tell my better half "There are advantages to living in a cold dry climate. This proves it."

0points

Anita Kowalzyk 5 years ago

I so want to go see all these creatures!

0points

Bill 5 years ago

Before every deployment to Australia in the Outback , the safety brief on dangerous animals,plants and even trees was 2 hours

0points

Susan Riley 5 years ago

But there's also wombats and quokkas!!!

0points

Daniel Garcia 5 years ago

This is hell on earth? How the F&*# are there any people still living in that Jurassic World nightmare of a continent? Figured humans would be extinct there!

0points

Jordan W. 5 years ago

Ok, Ok. Aussies might downvote this post because of the title. If it was rephrased I would have like this post better, honestly..

0points

Magpie 5 years ago

USA: bears, alligators, cougars, black widow spiders, wolves, fire ants, Pit Vipers and coral snakes. I'm staying here in Australia :P

0points

Magpie 5 years ago

And guns. The stats on toddlers killing themselves and others "playing" with guns in USA are terrifying.

0points

Shirley Richard 5 years ago

Nope, nope, nope. I could get through 3 of these photos. Nope!

0points

Lachlan Steininger 5 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrRAO_vG_K4

0points

Alice Teasdale 5 years ago

An extreme close up of a relatively small huntsman doesn't count as nope.

0points

Susan Gardner 5 years ago

The title says it all, NOPE

0points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

I could look at posts like these all day, beautiful and fascinating

0points

Isabelle 5 years ago

OMG...

0points

We'llSee 5 years ago

I'm sure to have some messed up dreams after this, can't even begin to decide which freaks me out more. Beautiful country but ....

0points

Wendy Vetting 5 years ago

Nope...

0points

D Jur 5 years ago

How is this even a place? It surrounded by water to keep those crazy things there lmao. Also how are there still any people alive? Everyone better hope they never unionize they'll take over the country then has access to the boats then were all doomed....I hate bugs and I could imagine visiting a place where they are literally the size of my head

0points

Margie S. 5 years ago

I loved this page. Great looking at all the amazing animals in Australia.

0points

jknbt jknbt 5 years ago

sign me up for my next vacation down under!

0points

devi L. 5 years ago

Want to punish your kid? Take em to Australia! Lol

0points

Yettichild 5 years ago

GAH!! Stop with the spiders please! I'm going to have nightmares tonight. I couldn't even finish the list.

0points

SweetCee 5 years ago

I braced myself for the photo and it stillll freaked me out....!

0points

Samantha Comerford 5 years ago

I reallly liked this article . I am getting ‘ bored’ of bored panda ‘ lately , as all I seem to see I’d. ‘ I recreated a different scene from , showing ‘. Yeh yeh bore off. More of this please @BoredPanda

0points

Sterrin Arnold 5 years ago

Ok, so, I looked at maybe 3 pics and freaked out!!!! I'm terrified of spiders and there is no amount of Chris Hemsworths that would make me move to Australia.

0points

Hinchess 5 years ago

Just crossed Australia off my "places I want to visit" list!

0points

misteriosa 5 years ago

If I ever visit Australia (which I would very much love to), I'll live in a bubble the whole time.

0points

Leo H 5 years ago

Nope...even if the Aussie women are hotties...

0points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

Long ago some sadistic British bureaucrat said; We can really screw petty criminals, we'll ship them to Australia. Bwahaha.

0points

Zelda Blue 5 years ago

I've always wanted to go to Australia for a visit, it was on my bucket list. Needless to say that has been scratched off the list for good!! I refuse to go on vacation to someplace that has spiders and bugs that are the size of a small child. Not to mention all the freaking snakes. NOPE NOPE NOPE, I will enjoy Australia by reading National Geographic magazines.

0points

Martin Barilla 5 years ago

nope nope nope

0points

Akinwale 5 years ago

Amazing. I wonder how everything is big

0points

Enes Şahin 5 years ago

This is enough to give up to going to Australia

0points

ZombieGirl5591 5 years ago

I have changed my mind about planning a visit. I will admire from afar..

0points

Sandra Charlot 5 years ago

I'm atheist but now I believe in hell!

0points

Rose the Cook 5 years ago

No mention of the number of tourists that have disappeared or been found murdered in the past 12 months alone.

0points

Foxxy 5 years ago

Your more likely to get shot on any given day than murdered in Aus. A lot of the tourists that have disappeared are backpackers who hitchhike.

1point

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

Forget the crocodiles and giant snakes, those spiders are the worst!

0points

Foxxy 5 years ago

Most of the spiders shown are harmless huntsmans and nothing to worry about. They make great houseguests and keep the unwanted ones at bay.

1point

April Simnel 5 years ago

How did I not see any of this stuff when I was there? I was in Queensland, on the coast and in the interior, and all over New South Wales. Are the scary beasties all up near Darwin or something? Is it because I was there in the winter? 2 and half months, and all I saw were a couple of roos that were ~50 yards away, an emu, and a lot of galahs.

0points

Sasha Taylor 5 years ago

Honestly I don't know how this happens....people must leave their houses wide open and live out in the middle of the bush to get these kinds of animals in their houses...

2points

Lu 5 years ago

I regret looking at the photos, then pausing and looking some more.

0points

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TheExtremeSmell 5 years ago

Surprised they left out any snakes or spiders from this list 🙁

-1point

Cheryl Fontaine 5 years ago

Australia invented live export, australia culls its native wildlife, native habitat for the benefit of cattlemen and sheepmen. Australia is the second cruelest country on earth to its own animals. China being first, Spain being third. sorry australia, not only will I never come to your country for ANY reason, or spend one dime on your products, I hope you drown in your own stupidity.

-2points

Foxxy 5 years ago

A lot of countries culls wildlife for farming, just have a look at the US for example, not just for farming but also for housing, mining, and other infrastructure. The US exports more live stock/animals than Australia does, in 2013 Aus exported 3,160,610, whilst the US exported 94,775,607. Also look at the countries where rainforests are being destroyed at alarming rates killing off orangutans and other vulnerable animals etc due to the palm oil industry. Add on the countries that use animals for entertainment in cruel ways like being chained up, beaten, starved etc. Look at what the US does to its own citizens too with mass shootings almost daily. Might want to do more research before you deem Australia is the second cruelest country. Could we be better, of course we can but so can almost every other country. Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

0points

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Daria B 5 years ago (edited)

Majestic Beasts and Where to Find Them → in Australia. ♥

80points

Robyn Gardam 5 years ago

They forgot Drop Bears and Hoop Snakes in that case! 😆

14points

Sasha Taylor 5 years ago

39points

Magic567 5 years ago

do u live in the outback cause these are all locals to me...

25points

Edgy 3rd grader 5 years ago

4points

Elle Malkamäki 5 years ago

I agree. I’m Australian, accident prone as f**k, and if it were really that dangerous I’d be dead a thousand times over by now. Never seen a snake outside of a zoo

1point

Samantha Angell 8 months ago

0points

Kate Robertson 5 years ago

where do you live then? i live in a city and i see about 2 snakes day

0points

Bron 5 years ago

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0points

Ian Taggart 5 years ago

You probably just didn't get too close to the wild side of things. Just beware the mosquitoes. They carry deadly diseases.

0points

Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

I still want to go to Australia someday, believe it or not. Mostly because I know there's more to Australia than the stupid 'everything wants to kill you' punchline/meme.

21points

Diver Driver 5 years ago

Start by reading the book "In A Sun Burnt Country" funny and informative. I read after about 4 trips there.

13points

Red 5 years ago

You should definitely come to Australia because it's actually a really nice place to be in :) - from an aussie

2points

Margareth Su 5 years ago

winery. beer. yarra valley. I LOVE that valley. It's so pretty and refreshing!

0points

David Jeu 5 years ago

Also those animals are majestics! :)

0points

Väinö-Oskari Astala 5 years ago

15points

Karen Klinck 4 years ago

Well, Scotland has bird-eating deer.

0points

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago (edited)

14points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Going to look at a map right now to see if my country far enough away from Australia.

12points

LSR 4 years ago

The archetypical "Oh I just understand stereotypes" ignorant douchebag. Stay in your country, no one wants your ignorant brain anywhere else as a tourist.

-3points

Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

12points

Sasha Taylor 5 years ago

Fully agree! Guys Australia is so amazing and definitely worth visiting!

7points

Diver Driver 5 years ago

Been there several times the local people (Sydney and Melbourne aside) are great as well as the sights.

3points

Karen Klinck 4 years ago

Actually, the most dangerous animal is man,and you can't avoid that. So go enjoy yourselves!

1point

Linn Gould 5 years ago

1point

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

1point

Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

7points

Keisha Washington 5 years ago

I think I'm going to stay home and NEVER EVER set true sights on Australia except in pictures of pretty things that are not included in all of the NOPE that Australia has.

6points

Katie Crochet 5 years ago

You should try staying home IN AUSTRALIA.

0points

Saulo Frota 5 years ago

You know, I live in a town located in the heart of the Amazon rainforest (Manaus), and even I wouldn't dare to step a foot in Australia.

5points

Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago

Hell for people with fear of snakes or spiders. I don't have those fears but I would probably be screaming most of the time while encountering all those creatures. Not used to it.

4points

Gwen Pollock 5 years ago

Can I just say nope to everything?!

4points

Keisha Washington 5 years ago

Yep

0points

Kelly Landis 5 years ago

Snakes are (for the most part) VENOMOUS not poisonous. If you bite it and you die, that’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, that’s venomous.

3points

Peta Hurley-Hill 5 years ago

3points

Dana 5 years ago

Who all on BP lives in Australia?

3points

Katie Crochet 5 years ago

Yep

1point

Richard Keel 5 years ago

Whoever wrote this article is an idiot - why do they keep saying "poisonous" when they mean "venomous"? They're two completely different things

3points

Shelley DuVal 3 years ago

0points

Mama Panda 5 years ago

3points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

This was awesome and thanks to Foxxy and all the Aussies who shared info!

3points

lazy panda 5 years ago

I'm glad I went to Australia before I realized how many animals could kill me.

3points

Podunkus 5 years ago

Sleep well tonight, my darlings. Sleep well.

3points

Brodie 5 years ago

3points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

It's your family's Snake on the Shelf! I shuddered at the thought of a snaky door garland. 🐍

3points

Arno Nüüm 5 years ago

*sings* They try to make me go down under, I say no, no, no...

3points

Xavier Evans 5 years ago

Yeah... Australia does have a lot of dangerous creatures, but at least we aren't going to be killed by an assault rifle. Leave military equipment to be used for the purpose it was created.

2points

Sara Nicole 5 years ago

2points

Care 5 years ago

A solid 70% of these made me want to scream

2points

Martata 5 years ago

Level 99 inferno mode. Nopeland. Nature definitely wins in Australia.

2points

Chrissa P 5 years ago

2points

Väinö-Oskari Astala 5 years ago

Nuke it. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

2points

Keisha Washington 5 years ago (edited)

I buy flame throwers in bulk for normal house spiders can't even imagine what I'd need for spiders in Australia

0points

nanashi 5 years ago

I'm one of those that immediately plans my next vacation to Australia so I can meet all them spiders and snakes. they look so fascinating.

2points

ELEPHANT 1 year ago

Reason #58483 why I never want to go to Australia

1point

Serenity Kinney 3 years ago

what are the red spiders?

1point

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

im going to australia after covid is over

1point

Jim Ellington 4 years ago

Drop beats, not bears.

1point

Leah Jeanette 5 years ago

40 reasons why New Zealand is a great alternative for those wishing to visit Australia.

1point

Daria Z 5 years ago

My first reaction: "shiiiiiiit, how do you guys LIVE there?!!!" The second and onward reactions were pretty much the same tbh :D (I'm from Russia)

1point

Jo Choto 5 years ago

My chief problem in Australia is not knowing whether something is deadly or just looks menacing. I end up being cautious of every single creature, because you just don't know.

1point

Bored Alchemist 5 years ago

I live in Australia and most of the creatures on this list are actually quite harmless.

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Amber Cook 5 years ago

Well.... this just ruined me form EVER wanting to travel to Australia! All of these are HUGE NOPE NOPE NOPES!

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Ms Phit 5 years ago

Ok, well this saved me from buying a very expensive flight ! (I'll be going to go horse trekkkng in Ireland instead- probably more dangerous but it's a lifelong dream and I'm a decent rider)

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

Definitely more dangerous lol. More people are killed by horses in Australia than all the animals in this list put together. 😝

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Robyn Gardam 5 years ago

If anyone here is feeling adventurous, I’d be happy to show them the sights and sounds of good ol’ Melbourne! No snakes or spiders here! Not in plain sight at least :P

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Cat 5 years ago

Survival mode: Australia

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Chris Kourou 5 years ago

Yeap, Australia is out of my travel list :D

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Missy Barton 5 years ago

Why do we keep Australia around?

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Remind me again of the alternatives...

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Cristina Steele 5 years ago

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Elise Pimenta 5 years ago

This is a lot of nope. There's plenty of nopes where I live, but I haven't run across snakes or spiders that are as big as the ones in the pictures.

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Athina Gallina 2 months ago

If Canada was not my home...Australia would be the only other country I would live. Went to high school there many many years ago. Yes I met spiders and snakes but still a beautiful country

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Bookish Panda 3 months ago

It was one of my dreams to visit australia... not anymore!

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Bored Trash Panda 4 months ago

Well this list just made me not want to go to Australia even more...

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charlene dehart 9 months ago

Don’t like the bugs here in WI, or snakes and other creatures . Insects. . Yes I am afraid of everything .

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Lady Gypsy Rain 9 months ago

Sorry. Not sorry. The only way I’d ever visit Australia after this list is if they took a blow torch to the entire continent and started over. F*****g hell!

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Lady Gypsy Rain 9 months ago

Downvote peodophile doesn’t like me freely expressing my fears. Poor boomer

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Hestia 1 year ago

A n x i e t y

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Jeffery 2 years ago

Australia is actually a beautiful place!!

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Samuel Squires 2 years ago

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Lene 2 years ago

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Merilyn Horton 2 years ago

Always look first!

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Marion Friedl 2 years ago

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lafayette 2 years ago

i had to check my legs, hair, floor, and the celing

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Jigsaw's Puzzle 3 years ago

Nope im staying in America thank you very much.

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WWE Fan 3 years ago

I lost my appetite...

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youshouldseemeinacrown 3 years ago

I feel like everyone thinks that's all there is to Australia. It's not. It's absolutely amazing. Sometimes yeah, you have to be cautious of the wildlife but still.

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notyourgirl 4 years ago

I will now have nightmares tonight😱 they are all cool but like bro what the heck... 😨😰😨

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PolkaEclipse 4 years ago

This was kinda offensive to me, because I doubt the person who made this has even visited Australia, and they are just saying "Don't visit Australia because there's these animals that live here"

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Gal Kui 4 years ago

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Hunter Bradley 4 years ago

No offense to Australia but i'm staying hear id rather not be chased by snake eating frogs

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Rhiannon C 4 years ago

I'm not going to Australia anymore...

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Lorelai White 4 years ago

i've nevr been 2 Austraila, but i've always wanted 2 go. this will TOTALLY covine all the scardey cats in my family......

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Moji Pagoda 4 years ago

Makes America feel boring. The worst we have is Vegas

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Isog Sargent 4 years ago

Winter is a wonderful thing.

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mrrsearch 3 years ago

Isog Sargent haha

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albertocm 4 years ago

Isog Sargent follower

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malolonto 4 years ago

Isog Sargent +

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kellywsmith 4 years ago

Isog Sargent good

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Jetto Scranda 4 years ago

Still forgot some iconic dangers like the Portuguese Man O' War jellyfish that if you touch it... it can basically kill you.

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Susan Ho 4 years ago

I'd die in from heart attack in Australia!

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Susan Ho 4 years ago

I'd die from heart attack in Australia!

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Flare 4 years ago (edited)

If the amount of available oxygen on our planet was doubled, the spiders in the rest of the world would be this size. Apparently the average size of bugs depends on the amount of oxygen in the air.

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glorytherainwing 4 years ago

I MUST MOVE TO AUSTRALIA!! ALL THESE CUTE ANIMALS UN-LOVED!!?? I FEEL SO BAD

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Katie Crochet 5 years ago

Yeah I’m Australian and I can confirm that these are defo 100% accurate.

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Flo Strohriegl 5 years ago

So I saw a crocodile eating a shark, a snake eating a crocodile, and a frog eating a snake. Australia, your food chain is messed up!

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Jo Lethbridge 5 years ago

Nope nope nope

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Adrianna Mattox 5 years ago

And I thought America was crazy...

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Brenda 5 years ago

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Akashdeep Singh 5 years ago

never going to australia

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Gene Robbins 5 years ago

Amazing that Noah could fit all these into the Ark... :P

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Patsy Nossiter 5 years ago

On the walk to the beach. possumsnak...4c55d7.jpg

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Xx_MysticWolf_xX xX 5 years ago

I've always wanted to go on a trip to Austrailia, not anymore. Nope nope nope. I have the worst case of Arachnaphobia, even a bigger NOPE.

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María B. Kaiser 5 years ago

I love animals, but those spiders are disturbing! Nope, nope, nope

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Jjjane20 5 years ago

I am so so so happy that I live where I live, but interesting pictures anyway.

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Lee Maidana Kuhl 5 years ago

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Gemma Lees 5 years ago

My brother-in-law and his girlfriend have been in Aus for 7 years now and have just been given their permanent residency. I have no desire to visit them!

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Baby panda🥰 5 years ago

Too...many...spiders

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Jess Ehliger 5 years ago

Ya know honestly wouldn't mind all the free snakes and the spiders etc. The thing that would break me would be the excessive amount of flys and the serial killers

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sixdeadelves 5 years ago

I used to think that I wanted to visit Australia...

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giovanna 5 years ago

I. COULD. NOT. LIVE. THERE.

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Sloane Christopher 5 years ago

I think the boring company can make a fortune selling flame throwers in this country.

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sandeep kolikapudi 5 years ago

It's official.. i am never going to Australia

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Niito 5 years ago

I love all kind of parrots and would love to see flocks living in the wild, buuut I think if I ever travel there I'd be paranoid about insects all the time...

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Diana Crawford 5 years ago

I had enough!

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Cindy Snow 5 years ago

No wonder they used to send criminals there. Just add definite and it's truely hell on earth.

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Candy Taylor 5 years ago

I would love to visit Australia, but I don’t think I could deal with those spiders. Snakes I don’t have a problem with.

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Sunzilla 5 years ago

But, WHY are they so big?

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I'm groot 5 years ago (edited)

Well...ok then

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Mary McGovern 5 years ago

Do not visit Australia without CRATES of RAID!

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Amber Handy 5 years ago

I hated everything about this. 😨

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Red 5 years ago

Welcome to Australia :)

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Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago

"75 Reasons To Avoid Australia At All Costs"

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Danielle Renee 5 years ago

i'm not sure how anyone is alive there

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Michele Clarke 5 years ago

F**K NO!!!!!

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Michele Clarke 5 years ago

Except for the Bats, they are adorable!!

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Foxyloxylou 5 years ago

ah yes, Australia. also known as "remind-me-to-never-ever-in-a-miilion-years-come-here" land

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Harmony Wheeler 5 years ago

Why is spiderman from New York he is obviously supposed to be Australian. Godamn just no

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Karys Brichon 5 years ago

I am never going to Australia.

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Anni 5 years ago

Leeches are the things that scare me. In rainforests. Disgusting blood suckers.

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Jack Urquhart 5 years ago

I can hear vacation plans being cancelled all over the world.

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Kim Lorton 5 years ago

Didn’t see a weta bug! Unless those are just in New Zealand!

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

NZ!

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Kim Lorton 5 years ago

That is a strong pass for me!

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Ms E 5 years ago

Uuggh it crawls all over me now >_<;;

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Alexander Brior 5 years ago

You know what? Maybe I should find Crash Bandicoot if I ever go to Australia.

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Grace Skerp 5 years ago

Advance Australia, but watch where you're stepping.

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Pernille Dyre 5 years ago

Thats it. I’m never going down there. The creepy stuff are too creepy and I HATE SNAKES....

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Tina-Marie Tarrant 5 years ago

Don't forget, thrown correctly, a thong (flip flop for the yanks) or a cup can kill you.

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

We called them thongs when I was young...lo these many, many years ago.

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Tralee Aylett 5 years ago (edited)

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Vincent Jay 5 years ago

I won't sleep well tonight.

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Andressa Costa 5 years ago

Uhhhh...the spiders and snakes gives me shivers!

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Kirsten Lockwood 5 years ago

I’ve officially decided that I’m never going to Australia.

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Ian Taggart 5 years ago

I'm a zoologist. My ideal vacation: exploring Australia; a video game in real life.

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Ellie 5 years ago

No no no, I'm staying the hell away from Australia!

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Rosalind Harris 5 years ago

I do miss all the wildlife at home. Just sitting in the garden and enjoying all the animals.

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Marc Morgenstern 5 years ago

Apparently there are no horror films in Australia, be cause real life is that much more scary.

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Meeow 5 years ago

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未周陸 5 years ago

The Power of Mother Natural ...... More Than A Feeling ......

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wusah 5 years ago

Nooooooooooooope

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ƒιѕн 5 years ago

C**p thanks, now i have to go back to people looking like their pets to get this out of my head, might even look at the penguins again.

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Sara Nicole 5 years ago

So yea you say No because you don´t allow yourself to see the pure nature... A closed mind it´s close system .. and a close system dies ..

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Glorz Andersen 5 years ago

living in the country I see and have many huntsman that are absolutely huge in my house and garden. I had such a good laugh looking at all of these

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R.s. Potter 5 years ago

Every winter I tell my better half "There are advantages to living in a cold dry climate. This proves it."

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Anita Kowalzyk 5 years ago

I so want to go see all these creatures!

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Bill 5 years ago

Before every deployment to Australia in the Outback , the safety brief on dangerous animals,plants and even trees was 2 hours

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Susan Riley 5 years ago

But there's also wombats and quokkas!!!

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Daniel Garcia 5 years ago

This is hell on earth? How the F&*# are there any people still living in that Jurassic World nightmare of a continent? Figured humans would be extinct there!

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Jordan W. 5 years ago

Ok, Ok. Aussies might downvote this post because of the title. If it was rephrased I would have like this post better, honestly..

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Magpie 5 years ago

USA: bears, alligators, cougars, black widow spiders, wolves, fire ants, Pit Vipers and coral snakes. I'm staying here in Australia :P

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Magpie 5 years ago

And guns. The stats on toddlers killing themselves and others "playing" with guns in USA are terrifying.

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Shirley Richard 5 years ago

Nope, nope, nope. I could get through 3 of these photos. Nope!

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Lachlan Steininger 5 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrRAO_vG_K4

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Alice Teasdale 5 years ago

An extreme close up of a relatively small huntsman doesn't count as nope.

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Susan Gardner 5 years ago

The title says it all, NOPE

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Kim Bush 5 years ago

I could look at posts like these all day, beautiful and fascinating

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Isabelle 5 years ago

OMG...

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We'llSee 5 years ago

I'm sure to have some messed up dreams after this, can't even begin to decide which freaks me out more. Beautiful country but ....

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Wendy Vetting 5 years ago

Nope...

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D Jur 5 years ago

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Margie S. 5 years ago

I loved this page. Great looking at all the amazing animals in Australia.

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jknbt jknbt 5 years ago

sign me up for my next vacation down under!

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devi L. 5 years ago

Want to punish your kid? Take em to Australia! Lol

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Yettichild 5 years ago

GAH!! Stop with the spiders please! I'm going to have nightmares tonight. I couldn't even finish the list.

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SweetCee 5 years ago

I braced myself for the photo and it stillll freaked me out....!

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Samantha Comerford 5 years ago

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Sterrin Arnold 5 years ago

Ok, so, I looked at maybe 3 pics and freaked out!!!! I'm terrified of spiders and there is no amount of Chris Hemsworths that would make me move to Australia.

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Hinchess 5 years ago

Just crossed Australia off my "places I want to visit" list!

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misteriosa 5 years ago

If I ever visit Australia (which I would very much love to), I'll live in a bubble the whole time.

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Leo H 5 years ago

Nope...even if the Aussie women are hotties...

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Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

Long ago some sadistic British bureaucrat said; We can really screw petty criminals, we'll ship them to Australia. Bwahaha.

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Zelda Blue 5 years ago

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Martin Barilla 5 years ago

nope nope nope

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Akinwale 5 years ago

Amazing. I wonder how everything is big

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Enes Şahin 5 years ago

This is enough to give up to going to Australia

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ZombieGirl5591 5 years ago

I have changed my mind about planning a visit. I will admire from afar..

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Sandra Charlot 5 years ago

I'm atheist but now I believe in hell!

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Rose the Cook 5 years ago

No mention of the number of tourists that have disappeared or been found murdered in the past 12 months alone.

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Your more likely to get shot on any given day than murdered in Aus. A lot of the tourists that have disappeared are backpackers who hitchhike.

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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

Forget the crocodiles and giant snakes, those spiders are the worst!

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Most of the spiders shown are harmless huntsmans and nothing to worry about. They make great houseguests and keep the unwanted ones at bay.

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April Simnel 5 years ago

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Sasha Taylor 5 years ago

Honestly I don't know how this happens....people must leave their houses wide open and live out in the middle of the bush to get these kinds of animals in their houses...

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Lu 5 years ago

I regret looking at the photos, then pausing and looking some more.

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AromaEasy 3 years ago

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TheExtremeSmell 5 years ago

Surprised they left out any snakes or spiders from this list 🙁

-1point

Cheryl Fontaine 5 years ago

-2points

Foxxy 5 years ago

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