Why did this make me laugh?

Before I decided to be a chef, I briefly studied law. My work experience let me read some old family law cases... I can honestly say, there is not enough unsee juice to ever completely erase what I read in those files

Damn! Why did I not know this when I was job hunting?!

And then they write a whole follow-up essay...

I worry about online signatures. They seem way too easy to forge.

This reminds me of a story where a person was accused of plagerism. The accuser showed how the person copied word for word with a smug look until the accused showed that he was the one that actually wrote it.

As a paralegal (see first picture), I can confirm this is accurate.

Oxford comma is life

Sometimes even the defense when a bit incapacitated. My lawyer was hung over and didn't say a word when the judge said he was missing the drug evaluation I was supposed to have done before sentencing. I had to interrupt and speak up in court and ask him to look again because the court had four different copies. He sentenced me to probation and gave my lawyer the most evil come hither finger I've ever seen. I still remember the lady from probation who told me to have that evaluation done before sentencing or I would be going to prison, she saved my butt. My lawyer just looked traumatized when he left the judge's chambers

Criminal defense attorneys have the BEST stories though.

Never mess with a Momma cat and her babies.

And waiting... And waiting... Politely trying to remind them that you said this particular long-winded,irrelevant detail does not matter, has Ben sorted, is covered in the paperwork and finally trying to use this irrepressible urge as a point in the case just to shut them up. (I ended up writing on the paperwork 'do not ask the client anything about this. Their condition makes them unable to ignore the topic and discuss it in great detail. The assessor on the panel asked... The judge awarded after the eighth consecutive minute of trying to interrupt and shut the client up)

Reference case "Running vs In Circles"

I had the opposite experience! The judge refused to clarify the law in a case that I was on a jury for. 🤷‍♀️

Meh, as long as I did my best in court!

They are a family.

He looks like my dear house panther who left this world yesterday. Why am I seeing him everywhere today? Sorry but people are so nice here.

Hi, I am imma/physical/damage

I see Donald Trump

They charge over the odds for everything and you can't do anything about it as your hands are tied

Energy drinks kill. Very very unhealthy.

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Sad story there is you're drier than paperwork.

My late father, an attorney, always said "if it weren't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them."

Good one lol

This one hits the nail on the head. I'm an evictions paralegal currently wearing a Star Wars shirt and Marvel sleep pants while working on drafting summons and complaints. LOL