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Ask An Innocent Question, Make A Statement, Or Tell Us What You Are Going To Do Today. At The End Of The Sentence Add The Word Sexually.
Saw this on a BP thread ages ago. It conjures up some strange images.
An example. "I saw your Dad today, sexually."
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#1
Hey Nathaniel how are you doing sexually?
Final score:
8points
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#3
I'm dying inside because I forgot my allergy meds, sexually.
Final score:
3points
#5
I drank a glass of water, sexually.
Final score:
3points
#7
I cried sexually. I ate some noodles, sexually. I had a full blown panic attack, sexually. WWII ended in 1945 after Japan surrendered, sexually. The galaxies collided sexually. What is your favorite food, sexually? I can’t stop, sexually! I need help, sexually. I can’t stop saying sexually, sexually! Are we going to get “sexually” banned by the asterisk fairy, sexually? How has your day been, sexually? Is is having sexually at the end of this sentence make this weird, sexually?
Final score:
3points
#8
I had an incredible open faced sandwhich made on homeade bread, asexually.
Final score:
3points
#9
i cried, sexually 🗿
Final score:
2points
#10
I have been given a once in a lifetime chance to sit on the nose of a plane sexually!
Final score:
2points
#11
My phone got taken away but somehow I still have it, sexually. (Also I probably won’t be on for a while or two because of the aforementioned statement… not the sexually part.)
Final score:
2points
GhostlySnail (she/her) 1 year ago
(Hope you aren’t in too much trouble, I got my phone taken away recently and it wasn’t fun. We’ll miss you around here!)
#12
I hugged my friend, sexually.
I went to school, sexually.
I read a book, sexually.
Final score:
1point
#13
I’m drinking a pumpkin spice iced coffee… uhm- sxually? (yes I did in fact mean to misspell that)
Final score:
1point
Lex <3 (they/them) (Submission author) 1 year ago (edited)
The pumpkin spice coffee part is true. The other part is not. Just for the record.
#14
I had a conversation in spanish with my Spanish professor today, sexually
Final score:
1point
#15
I read Tell-Tale Heart sexually. I ate a quesadilla sexually. I played Pokémon Violet sexually. I rode Miraidon sexually.
Final score:
1point
#17
I cycled past a bus sexually. I took off my watch sexually. I opened the window sexually. WAIT finally something that could be sexual because there’s a myth or something about the first time a female has s e x the THING opens.
Final score:
0points
#18
Here’s one that I didn’t do but just imagine saying it: “I had s*x sexually”
Final score:
0points
#19
(not something I actually did)
I pulled an all-nighter, sexually
Final score:
0points
#20
I saw my friend again today after a long time, sexually.
Final score:
0points
#22
I watched the new Super Mario trailer sexually.
Final score:
0points
#23
I slept with my dog, sexually. Then, I swam in the pool with my friend, sexually
Final score:
0points
#24
I choked, sexually.
Final score:
-1point
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