Ask An Innocent Question, Make A Statement, Or Tell Us What You Are Going To Do Today. At The End Of The Sentence Add The Word Sexually.

Saw this on a BP thread ages ago. It conjures up some strange images.

An example. "I saw your Dad today, sexually."

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Hey Nathaniel how are you doing sexually?

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Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧

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Hey Chex what do you think of my new pfp on my main, sexually?

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3points

Wade

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I'm dying inside because I forgot my allergy meds, sexually.

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3points

QueerAxolotls

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Last night I dreamt about Boris Johnson, sexually.

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Julie S

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I drank a glass of water, sexually.

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CascadedFalls

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I liked to play Minecraft sexually

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Dragons Exist

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I cried sexually. I ate some noodles, sexually. I had a full blown panic attack, sexually. WWII ended in 1945 after Japan surrendered, sexually. The galaxies collided sexually. What is your favorite food, sexually? I can’t stop, sexually! I need help, sexually. I can’t stop saying sexually, sexually! Are we going to get “sexually” banned by the asterisk fairy, sexually? How has your day been, sexually? Is is having sexually at the end of this sentence make this weird, sexually?

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Cosmologistinterntobe (human)

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I had an incredible open faced sandwhich made on homeade bread, asexually.

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mysterious(he/they, maybe?)

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i cried, sexually 🗿

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𝓪𝓶𝔂

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#10

I have been given a once in a lifetime chance to sit on the nose of a plane sexually!

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Mermeow Overlord (she/they)

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My phone got taken away but somehow I still have it, sexually. (Also I probably won’t be on for a while or two because of the aforementioned statement… not the sexually part.)

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Realistic_Lemons (any)

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I hugged my friend, sexually.
I went to school, sexually.
I read a book, sexually.

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Percabeth Forever (she/they)

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#13

I’m drinking a pumpkin spice iced coffee… uhm- sxually? (yes I did in fact mean to misspell that)

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Lex <3 (they/them)

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#14

I had a conversation in spanish with my Spanish professor today, sexually

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Cloakred_Is_Bored

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#15

I read Tell-Tale Heart sexually. I ate a quesadilla sexually. I played Pokémon Violet sexually. I rode Miraidon sexually.

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Skater Chick (they/them)

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#16

What’s your favorite color sexually?

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Nerd (Taylor’s Version)

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#17

I cycled past a bus sexually. I took off my watch sexually. I opened the window sexually. WAIT finally something that could be sexual because there’s a myth or something about the first time a female has s e x the THING opens.

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