Staring into the void, wanting to fall in but unable to

"Do you think stars have feelings?" "Shut uuuuup"

Pokemon go is a lot different than I remember

Little did he know, it was not sandal weather

I hate grass. It's soft, and it's green, and it stays in its place.

Back in my day, we didn't do any of this "Walking" business

"John, my hands are wrinkly' "That's nice dear"

"I bet he's thinking about other women" "I'm building out of invisible Legos!"

"I wish we had a child" "I wish we could sleep"

"How many brownies did I eat!?"

"If you clean a vacuum cleaner, does that make you a vacuum cleaner?" "Dude! Go to bed! I have a headache!"