it sure as hell will matter when i stuff it down your throat

this is sad but true ;(

gladly

make that last one "during corona" as well, since there are so many idiots travelling.

In the U.S., popular vote for the president does not matter.

Sadly, you could add men to this as well.

Just make coffee.

incompetent parents in a nutshell

phones in bed is poison. Only an anecdote, but don't do it.

Not sure if what the meaning is supposed to be, but I like the picture

ok thats brilliant

Then don't. Make something. Invite people over. Give people experiences than a bunch of stuff they could buy themselves.

Weird is wonderful!

If everyone was normal life would be so so boring. Embrace your weird side it is the best side.

People are far more into themselves than looking at you.

Her dress has pockets!!!

If you kiss your dog in the mouth, yeah, I do.

Well then fk off. I'm a red head /unicorn 💁‍♀️

True and if you've lived it all your life it is not wonderful

Normal is overrated!

No one is perfect.

Best thing I ever did was stop caring wtf other people think about what I say, do or wear in noncritical situations.

Embrace your weird and use it for making the world a better place. Begin locally; I've always supported the trickle-up way of life.

I have never envied parents. Not even a little bit.

My policy is to do maintenance messages. Just go down the list of people and anyone you haven't messaged for over a month, send one asking after them.

That's universal rule tho

this is amazing

One out of three knows how to meditate.

It would make a big difference. If you are somewhere with no public transport - or sketchy P.T., then really, you need one. I mean, your spouse is having a heart attack, and you know ambulance will take like an hour to get there, you need a car. Ditto if you have a job interview. PT will never get you to a job interview on time.

this actually happened to me, we both came out at the same time

Finger condom!

Optimistic about omicron?

The dog is wearing a mask, poor thing probably doesn’t need it.

In the Netherlands: "It's 4.30 PM. why are you still here? "

How bout exchange between yous.

*angrily.