true

Done and done!

Regetting why they belittled you, bullied you, taunted you, harassed you, or simply ignored you...

I approve! Cheers!

yep

Because Mondays always f**k you! And that's not unpredictable

My coworkers follow this advice every day i think

Best advice for 2020-2021

That makes me feel strong. Thankyou

the US!

Thats deep.

Guide to suicide: the quick version

That's an unusual name for a kitten

I never do, and I always bring evidence

Why do these quotes make sense and do not make sense at the same time

And your heart!

That is true. Very true

Until there's a dent in the trumpet.

That is accurate

They would be full of flies?

Why is this so accurate??

You are very smart!

If Texas republicans had talked more about asses they wouldn't have been so obsessed with wombs.

Perfect discription of a narcissist

Laughed at the random photo😅😅

Very optimistic

what lmfao

Full of protein.

...or laugh with the angels?" spat Tony Montana.

Like nuclear waste?

😄😄😄 that is so hilarious.

Be a Kardashian?

Nope. But I became an Immortal Emperor.

true...all art is a hoax...that people bought into

Only if its an iPhone