"trade my t-shirt for candy bars?"

You forget the present, here's what you do: you give them a hug and say "I hope it fits."

The maggots are a lovely touch!

She got a book of printed screenshots ur done

(cough cough Percy Jackson cough)

& then you to have to pee 😡

I feel the same way about touching seaweed in the ocean

Table for one please.

Real footage of me and my therapist

Now, for the rest of them.

I suppose trench coats hadn't been invented then

When you try to eat with your doggo around.

I thought it was wind....I choose poorly

Get the warm water and shaving cream.

Like hypothetically, what if I do drop the baby? Hypothetically, of course.

Actually I genuinely want to know what is going on here. Don't suppose anyone knows the name of the painting?

I hate when that happens

omg I hate when this happens! #relatable

Yes you can!

WTH is this painting about?

She must be ok if the dog loves her!

Alex, I'll take "Things that never happened for $500"

Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me....

Why isn’t this juxtaposed with Drake?

Slay.

Let me eat in peace

I've gotten anxious over not having anything to be anxious about because I'm worried about how long the good vibes will last, thus ending said vibes.

LMAO

Rock 'em Sock 'em knights.

most appropriate response

To me it's more like "I wish there would be at least one person who is brilliant enough to cheer my genius"

"But Hammer time is so much more catchy" - The one with the red hat

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds [presumably fast], and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.” - George Best, erstwhile world famous best football (soccer) player in the world.

.....And you've been posted overseas for the last 10 months

… Can you guys help me pick a filter?

RRUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!

at a time when elastic fabrics did not exist, I always wondered how they did to have such tight socks (edit : thank you all, full of possibility in fact :D)

This painting should be the one of the woman stabbing herself.

"what if i do crossfit?"

Hallelujah!

Do the do.

Ah yes, the standard college experience.

Never trust an edited comment 😉

True

Okay scratch the virgin story.

Where the expression "when life gives you heads, make head cheese" comes from. (What do you mean that's not a thing?)

Just stop the room from spinning. I'll be OK.

They heard it was a good year