Plates. A simple round surface on which we put food. An item so mundane, you'd probably think that someone's crazy if they said that they're entertained by them. Well, there are such people, and they're not as crazy as one might imagine because there is such a thing as entertaining plates, however rare the phenomenon may be.
In my designs, I created a delicious mix of sass and class, and serve them on a plate. Literally. To put it plainly (as if on a plate), I buy old porcelain plates and give them new life by painting funny captions on them. Check out my designs and tell me what you think!
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Who’s the boxer / oven mitts guy? Or is it like Benjamin Button kinda projection, going from the top-hat guy, the boxer, to the kid kinda thing? The woman is rightfully nonplussed.
Since I was a kid, my parents pushed me to paint and do art, so I was going to art classes all the time. However, in high school, I decided to choose a different path. In my adult life, I was running some small businesses and worked for big companies and startups. Over 3 years ago after a painful breakup when I was heartbroken, my creativity exploded again. I started making dolls, drawing, making costumes and once I found a cute mini plate with baby seals on an online charity auction and I instantly wanted to write something dirty on it. This is how this journey started. I got it and painted "send nudes" on it. When I posted it on my social media, my friends went crazy and I decided that it was a cool thing to do.
Hahaha just before I read your comment, I was thinking, 'but I still want you in my house, little kitties'
Load More Replies...My cat, Rat Rat came up next to me while I was laying on my bedroom floor, and laid right on my face. I wasn't feeling well, and I know she was trying to help, but I guess she decided I should just die.
Not if we have the opposable thumbs that magically open tuna cans. They'll keep us around.
No, they'll just evolve to have opposable thumbs.
Load More Replies...That's far more frightening than death by floofball.
Load More Replies...I saw this one on another BP post and loved it so much I made it into a shirt! (I, too, sensored mine bc I have kids. Lol) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUqOrRlJJwn/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
I like the idea of using old plates and giving them a modern twist. I'm Polish and when I was young, it was pretty popular to hang plates on the wall and that reminds me of a granny's house. But I wanted it to be a bit naughty.
Sometimes when I see a plate, I already know what story I want to tell with it. That's the easiest case. Most of the time, I just buy plates with pictures that I see potential in and they are waiting for the perfect text. Currently, in my collection, I have around 400 plates waiting for their time to shine. Sometimes I think about myself as a machine that hoovers situations, thoughts and interactions, processes them and then some funny plate comes out.
I dunno....I'd marry some random guy if it meant I could get away from my stepmom and stepsisters.
I'd probably marry him just so I could become queen and then eventually usurp him.
Load More Replies...This whole strong independent woman movement is a trap. As a society, we need men. Men are very underappreciated and it's very sad. They do so much to build and keep our society functioning and we females need to stop this b******t and show some damn gratitude... That is, of course, unless we females want to be the ones working in the sewers, building the high rises, doing the back breaking labor and everything else that the men do. The worst thing that ever happened to women was the feminist movement. F**k you bitches, I should've been a housewife... Now, instead of being the trophy, we act like the competition and it has ruined every generation afterwards.
Couldn't agree more. I was a housewife for 14 years. Best years of my life! I encourage my daughters to marry young and STAY HOME!!
Load More Replies...LOL. This reminds me of reading "The Paper Bag Princess" to a group of Kindergarteners. (*spoiler alert*) When we got to the end where the princess told the do-nothing prince to to fling off and lived happily ever after All. By. Herself. - one of the little girls looked crushed because she'd been so conditioned to princesses being whisked off to happiness by princes. This new option for reality took some time for her to grok.
I hate to be that guy, but there should be a period after "eat", not a comma.
Hey, an Oxford comma is better than none. Trust me.
Load More Replies...I'm a glass and porcelain collector so I have some knowledge about valuable pieces and I never ever would use them to create my art. I respect objects and my goal is to add value to them. All the plates that I'm using are mass-produced objects that don't have an artistic value.
I think I don't have a favorite caption, but I definitely have some favorite plates. Most of the time, they are not the most popular ones as they are more complex and bitter. One of them is the one I made after my grandma passed away (in attachments, with a smiling girl with an urn). Another one is with the crocodile complaining that people are getting bitter these days. Another one is a collaboration with the great artist Olga Pawlowska where I used her painting "the shelter".
Granted, Belle fell "in love" with the beast, so I mean... Is she a furry or a monster fetishist?
Monster lover, for sure. None of them were wearing fursuits or had a fursona.
Load More Replies...The reason why I never wanted to live from my art is that if you don't like starving to death, you need to be creative all the time, so constantly you feel the pressure to make new plates. I think that's the only thing that I don't like. But I found a way to deal with that. Having other projects is the key!
A phone with books because I don't want to bring my precious babies out in the wild where there's people and germs.
Load More Replies...Read the book on your phone, or pretend you have a phone call. I always tell people on the phone--that I don't want to talk to--that my battery is about to die, so I can hang up whenever I want.
In seventh grade I spent months with a book before I moved my a*s to sit with people I enjoyed talking to and even then I brought an emergency book
Currently, I also add some other stuff to my online shop, like for example, towels (they are amazing), cups or sweatshirts with pictures of my doggo shitting. I just like to make people smile when they see objects that I create. Regarding the Very Ugly Plates project, the only thing that will happen hopefully this year is an exhibition where I'm gonna present more artsy plates about disappointment. In the future, my goal is to make dinner porcelain so everyone could eat from some funny plates. So far, I only have some festival-friendly collections where I sell plastic plates and metal mugs. As an artist, I have some new projects in mind also related to porcelain. I don't wanna talk about them yet, but I'm sure you're gonna hear about them at some point.
Oh yes you do you eat trash wherever and whenever you can find it.
my cat used to eat garbage sometimes...I could tell by the way she was throwing up metal.(from a yogurt wrapper)
Load More Replies...My cat, Rex Zimmerman, was a trash thief and pizza stealer. He'd absolutely eat me without dirtying his fancy tux.
But if that bottom is uncovered, or if they've also recently eaten, then it can be a "dangerous" of a different kind 😂
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Load More Replies...Warning pandas: Do not consume food or drink while reading this list.
Load More Replies...I would have definitely used this plate to feed my husband when we were dating because BOOM! BOOM! time is still my favorite time with him after all these years. XD
I'm totally saving this for something to send to my future boyfriend. 😂😂😂
Books, fanfiction, video games. It's all better there. I need my escape most days.
Yes we are! (I write in bed wearing an old robe, petting my fabulous dog and thinking about my life choices.)
At least your contented, thought, right? I wish I could have my dog where I'm living but it's a tiny unit and I have a German Shepherd, so my precious fluff-butt lives with my Grandma.
Load More Replies...Hah, my therapist hasn't changed me at all. So, you can try, but I have very little faith in your chances of succeeding. 😂😂😂
It's up to your interpretation
Load More Replies...No, they're just under his control. Rebuke him! If their head's spin around, you'll know it's working. Jk
Load More Replies...Thank you! I'm doing my best!
Load More Replies...My dog: "This is not an ugly plate. This is a depiction of my forthcoming birthday."
I don't get it. I hope i don't regret asking for someone to explain.
Definitely can't explain it here in Bored Panda. And don't look up cream pie. Unless you're willing to face the consequences.
Load More Replies...The first bike is too small for the man. I bet he drops off before the 30th km.
I myself would question the choice of footwear for those poor saps.
Load More Replies...It seems to be describing a cat, but that's definitely a unicorn on the plate.
Eating the rich isn't recommended. They have very little nutritional value. High in saturated fats, the bad cholesterol, prions, enough pharmaceuticals to open your own drugstore, toxins like botulism and a slew of stds, silicon Teflon and other plastics as well as stainless steel and ceramics. You should treat them for what they are, toxic waste.
I'm 30, and I'm pretty sure I had my first kidney stone the other day! And I had cancer at 25! So I'm doing GREAT!
getting all of the hard stuff out of the way so you can enjoy retirement
Load More Replies...I imagine there must be at least a butt plug poking out under that censorship.
Why waste good rum? just drink until you don't care anymore...
Load More Replies...AMEN! I could be in Alaska in -40 degree weather and the jack rabbits would find me!
I want a whole set of these. My dad would die on the spot. (Ave Satani means Hail Satan!)
lol, thanks for the info. I was wondering why the cross was upside down. now it makes sense lol
Load More Replies...This would have been good if the words weren't blanked out. Everyone knows what the words are anyway, so what's the point of blanking them out? Totally ruined the moment for me
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Load More Replies...This would have been good if the words weren't blanked out. Everyone knows what the words are anyway, so what's the point of blanking them out? Totally ruined the moment for me
Check out Www.veryuglyplates.de there is no censorship on my page and also you can see all my plates
Load More Replies...Follow me in ig or check my website to see more 💕
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