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Plates. A simple round surface on which we put food. An item so mundane, you'd probably think that someone's crazy if they said that they're entertained by them. Well, there are such people, and they're not as crazy as one might imagine because there is such a thing as entertaining plates, however rare the phenomenon may be.

In my designs, I created a delicious mix of sass and class, and serve them on a plate. Literally. To put it plainly (as if on a plate), I buy old porcelain plates and give them new life by painting funny captions on them. Check out my designs and tell me what you think!

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Turnip and a Frog
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who’s the boxer / oven mitts guy? Or is it like Benjamin Button kinda projection, going from the top-hat guy, the boxer, to the kid kinda thing? The woman is rightfully nonplussed.

Suzanne Tilson
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed. The dog needs to be considered

Blue
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my dog stepped on a bee 🐝🐝🐝

Somewhat-Guilty
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is just way too much going on here!! Need context PLS!!!

Since I was a kid, my parents pushed me to paint and do art, so I was going to art classes all the time. However, in high school, I decided to choose a different path. In my adult life, I was running some small businesses and worked for big companies and startups. Over 3 years ago after a painful breakup when I was heartbroken, my creativity exploded again. I started making dolls, drawing, making costumes and once I found a cute mini plate with baby seals on an online charity auction and I instantly wanted to write something dirty on it. This is how this journey started. I got it and painted "send nudes" on it. When I posted it on my social media, my friends went crazy and I decided that it was a cool thing to do.

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That won't make me stop loving you, you adorable little hellspawns.

    kasa alex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha just before I read your comment, I was thinking, 'but I still want you in my house, little kitties'

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    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat, Rat Rat came up next to me while I was laying on my bedroom floor, and laid right on my face. I wasn't feeling well, and I know she was trying to help, but I guess she decided I should just die.

    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if we have the opposable thumbs that magically open tuna cans. They'll keep us around.

    Jake B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deloris Umbridge is looking for this plate.

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's far more frightening than death by floofball.

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    Earl Grey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given all of the horrible stuff in the world these days, that’s just fine with me.

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheesh. This plate makes it seem like that's a bad thing.

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    Gossameringue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things I sometimes say with my friends

    Miss Frankfurter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you know you’ve found your soulmate.

    Vanessa Richardson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this one on another BP post and loved it so much I made it into a shirt! (I, too, sensored mine bc I have kids. Lol) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUqOrRlJJwn/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there's the joke about the statues....

    Lola G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    found the matching toilet https://odditymall.com/double-toilet-twodaloo-lovers-toilet

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    I like the idea of using old plates and giving them a modern twist. I'm Polish and when I was young, it was pretty popular to hang plates on the wall and that reminds me of a granny's house. But I wanted it to be a bit naughty.

    Sometimes when I see a plate, I already know what story I want to tell with it. That's the easiest case. Most of the time, I just buy plates with pictures that I see potential in and they are waiting for the perfect text. Currently, in my collection, I have around 400 plates waiting for their time to shine. Sometimes I think about myself as a machine that hoovers situations, thoughts and interactions, processes them and then some funny plate comes out.

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno....I'd marry some random guy if it meant I could get away from my stepmom and stepsisters.

    KING ILLEGAL FOREST
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably marry him just so I could become queen and then eventually usurp him.

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    Zophra
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The story of Cinderella really is anti-feminism, stereotyping of women, and wrong in so many ways.(edit - typo from not wearing glasses.)

    Saint Lynnie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole strong independent woman movement is a trap. As a society, we need men. Men are very underappreciated and it's very sad. They do so much to build and keep our society functioning and we females need to stop this b******t and show some damn gratitude... That is, of course, unless we females want to be the ones working in the sewers, building the high rises, doing the back breaking labor and everything else that the men do. The worst thing that ever happened to women was the feminist movement. F**k you bitches, I should've been a housewife... Now, instead of being the trophy, we act like the competition and it has ruined every generation afterwards.

    Leila Abdelmeguid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't agree more. I was a housewife for 14 years. Best years of my life! I encourage my daughters to marry young and STAY HOME!!

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    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. This reminds me of reading "The Paper Bag Princess" to a group of Kindergarteners. (*spoiler alert*) When we got to the end where the princess told the do-nothing prince to to fling off and lived happily ever after All. By. Herself. - one of the little girls looked crushed because she'd been so conditioned to princesses being whisked off to happiness by princes. This new option for reality took some time for her to grok.

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    Gossameringue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to be that guy, but there should be a period after "eat", not a comma.

    Earl Grey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, an Oxford comma is better than none. Trust me.

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    I'm a glass and porcelain collector so I have some knowledge about valuable pieces and I never ever would use them to create my art. I respect objects and my goal is to add value to them. All the plates that I'm using are mass-produced objects that don't have an artistic value.

    I think I don't have a favorite caption, but I definitely have some favorite plates. Most of the time, they are not the most popular ones as they are more complex and bitter. One of them is the one I made after my grandma passed away (in attachments, with a smiling girl with an urn). Another one is with the crocodile complaining that people are getting bitter these days. Another one is a collaboration with the great artist Olga Pawlowska where I used her painting "the shelter".

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    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Granted, Belle fell "in love" with the beast, so I mean... Is she a furry or a monster fetishist?

    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monster lover, for sure. None of them were wearing fursuits or had a fursona.

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    Kristy P
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phew... I thought he was here about my car's extended warranty!

    Stuki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or asking for a cup of sugar. (Old, ain't it?)

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    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Jehovah's witnesses are upgrading

    Wintermute
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just spreading the word of God...zilla.

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    The reason why I never wanted to live from my art is that if you don't like starving to death, you need to be creative all the time, so constantly you feel the pressure to make new plates. I think that's the only thing that I don't like. But I found a way to deal with that. Having other projects is the key!

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    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A phone with books because I don't want to bring my precious babies out in the wild where there's people and germs.

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    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the book on your phone, or pretend you have a phone call. I always tell people on the phone--that I don't want to talk to--that my battery is about to die, so I can hang up whenever I want.

    Bee she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In seventh grade I spent months with a book before I moved my a*s to sit with people I enjoyed talking to and even then I brought an emergency book

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    Currently, I also add some other stuff to my online shop, like for example, towels (they are amazing), cups or sweatshirts with pictures of my doggo shitting. I just like to make people smile when they see objects that I create. Regarding the Very Ugly Plates project, the only thing that will happen hopefully this year is an exhibition where I'm gonna present more artsy plates about disappointment. In the future, my goal is to make dinner porcelain so everyone could eat from some funny plates. So far, I only have some festival-friendly collections where I sell plastic plates and metal mugs. As an artist, I have some new projects in mind also related to porcelain. I don't wanna talk about them yet, but I'm sure you're gonna hear about them at some point.

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    Potty pagan panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes you do you eat trash wherever and whenever you can find it.

    Catsplay Harry Holmes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat used to eat garbage sometimes...I could tell by the way she was throwing up metal.(from a yogurt wrapper)

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    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat, Rex Zimmerman, was a trash thief and pizza stealer. He'd absolutely eat me without dirtying his fancy tux.

    Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    savage kitty 🔥🔥🔥

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    Lola G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair that belly is safer to raspberry

    Pursuing Peonies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if that bottom is uncovered, or if they've also recently eaten, then it can be a "dangerous" of a different kind 😂

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    Ean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Still Face thing. Mom looks spaced out and baby is unconscious. Hey that's not funny about the kitty!

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    Gossameringue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I use the litterbox, of course.

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always pee before you get started at work.

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    Boreddd🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just reminded me of that card game, exploding kittens, where there's a card with a cat farting in its owner's face at 5 am

    Katherine Boag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep thats why u get to sleep in the lounge with the door shut

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately this thought goes through my head some days...

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    Hobby Hopper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning pandas: Do not consume food or drink while reading this list.

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    DK TG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, you can show c**k, but not s**t?

    Miss Benzo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have definitely used this plate to feed my husband when we were dating because BOOM! BOOM! time is still my favorite time with him after all these years. XD

    Trinity Cottrell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm totally saving this for something to send to my future boyfriend. 😂😂😂

    Jessica N
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this! Preferably a set :D

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    Daria Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the books for me...

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup yup-totally engages my errant brain. Yup.

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    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I a mermaid out here? I am not! Am I a 5 star celebrity singer songwriter? I only pretend I am. So, yeah, I'll stick to the sims 4 now.

    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Books, fanfiction, video games. It's all better there. I need my escape most days.

    Kitty that cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YASSSS GIRL GET IT SIMS LIFE IS MU CH BETTER

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sh*talot bird species.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me laugh too hard.... :-)

    Earl Grey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have another arm. Don’t be lazy.

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well...his "right" hand seems ok?

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    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we are! (I write in bed wearing an old robe, petting my fabulous dog and thinking about my life choices.)

    Trinity Cottrell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least your contented, thought, right? I wish I could have my dog where I'm living but it's a tiny unit and I have a German Shepherd, so my precious fluff-butt lives with my Grandma.

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    Earl Grey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amedeo Modigliani, eat your heart out!

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    Trinity Cottrell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah, my therapist hasn't changed me at all. So, you can try, but I have very little faith in your chances of succeeding. 😂😂😂

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like my kids ARE Satan sometimes.

    Lily Francis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they're just under his control. Rebuke him! If their head's spin around, you'll know it's working. Jk

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    Ean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning trauma trigger

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    HAFSA HUSSEIN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm literal listening to A Whole New World

    Tamra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is my favorite. It's been my go-to phrase since 2016.

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very tragic sad reality...unless you're really rich!?

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    Tamra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some are immediately fishy upon arrival.

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oy! They're floundering thru my space!

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    Pirates of Zen Pants
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog: "This is not an ugly plate. This is a depiction of my forthcoming birthday."

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    Pirates of Zen Pants
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great. Now I'm hungry for lime pound cake.

    Junior Farrell
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. I hope i don't regret asking for someone to explain.

    Elizabeth Truss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely can't explain it here in Bored Panda. And don't look up cream pie. Unless you're willing to face the consequences.

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    Noah Libitsky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like an f'ing face on his crotch

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or...ummm...that would explain the figgy leaf.

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    Turnip and a Frog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first bike is too small for the man. I bet he drops off before the 30th km.

    Earl Grey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I myself would question the choice of footwear for those poor saps.

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    Hobby Hopper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but they'll p**s off each other.

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    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall wait till your done then, we'll eat them together

    Jessica N
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat the rich...Savor the taste 🎶

    Noober Poof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating the rich isn't recommended. They have very little nutritional value. High in saturated fats, the bad cholesterol, prions, enough pharmaceuticals to open your own drugstore, toxins like botulism and a slew of stds, silicon Teflon and other plastics as well as stainless steel and ceramics. You should treat them for what they are, toxic waste.

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeew! Trump's just...way too fatty!

    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually only eat fish for my meat, but, for this, I'll go straight cannibalism.

    Matt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's crawfish not crayfish

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    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 30, and I'm pretty sure I had my first kidney stone the other day! And I had cancer at 25! So I'm doing GREAT!

    Wolfe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    getting all of the hard stuff out of the way so you can enjoy retirement

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    Gossameringue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to have two personal backscratchers!

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AMEN! I could be in Alaska in -40 degree weather and the jack rabbits would find me!

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    kool mudkips
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a whole set of these. My dad would die on the spot. (Ave Satani means Hail Satan!)

    Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, thanks for the info. I was wondering why the cross was upside down. now it makes sense lol

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