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30 Anti-Jokes That Are So Bad, Yet So Good

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Your taste in humor says a lot about you. For instance, by knowing what kind of jokes you like, one can surely guess your favorite color, your most beloved potato dish, and with which hand do you pick your nose. Humor is a telltale method about your innermost secrets, whether you like to admit it or not. However, there's always an enigma lurking in the shadows in the world of things in plain sight. In this case, said enigma is the people who do not like any of the conventional types of jokes. They are the ones who only enjoy and live for a thing known as anti-joke. If you’re one of these people who find themselves amused by jokes that are so bad they are good, we have no chance of guessing neither your fav color - it might be #FF573, but it also very well might be the dreadful #929528… - nor your favorite potato dish. It could be tater tots, but you might also eat them raw. With peel. Unwashed. Such is the nature of the lovers of anti-jokes, the walking mysteries, the secret codes among us.

Anyway, even if your taste in humor is a bit more versatile, you might also find these weird jokes thoroughly amusing. We’ve penned more than a hundred of them in our list, so if some might seem too, ehm, much for you, scroll on down below, and you’ll definitely find a bunch that will not only make you laugh but also spit out your drink in disbelief at the written word’s goodness. Okay, you can also call them the worst jokes ever, but that’s just a potato potahto thing.

So, connoisseurs of the bizarre, our picks of the most serious jokes are just a smidgen further down. In the time it will take you to scroll there, prepare yourself for the nostril-flares, eyebrow-raising, and scoffs. An added bonus would be a toneless “Ha” - in that case, give the silly jokes that made you articulate this onomatopoeic interjection your vote. After that, share these reverse jokes with your reverse-minded kin!

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#1

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

174points

Shanaaia 2 years ago

Run, husband, run

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#2

I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof.

115points

Parvana szoelana 2 years ago

How shocking

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#3

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light.

112points

Rowan Young 2 years ago

I’m STILL scared of the dark to simply put it. Does that make me scared of both?

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#4

Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about that.

111points

Valerie Smart 2 years ago

Moody?

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#5

How does the white-tail deer jump higher than the average house?
This is due to their powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.

100points

Lizzy J 2 years ago

*laughs in Encanto*

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#6

What do you call a joke that isn't funny?
A sentence.

86points

Robert T 2 years ago

Boris?

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#7

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The second says “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.” Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water.

82points

Persephone 2 years ago

It's for the best... if you want to keep your liquor license.

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#8

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Why the long face?” The horse, incapable of reason and understanding human language, poops on the floor and walks back out the bar door.

82points

Dash Blue 2 years ago

A reasonable horse response.

21points

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#9

What is red and extremely bad for your teeth?
A flying brick.

81points

Catarina 2 years ago

🤣🤣

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#10

I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

78points

#11

I still remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

75points

Local Roberts 2 years ago

Clever 😉

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#12

Why do you never see elephants hiding behind trees?
They’re so good at it.

71points

Trey Shipp 2 years ago

They were so good they gave up and tried something more challenging

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#13

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you.”
The grasshopper replies, “What? You have a drink called Steve?”

69points

Trey Shipp 2 years ago

Steve is a great guy going through tough times

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#14

I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m OK.

68points

Trey Shipp 2 years ago

Hehehe

7points

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#15

A man walks into a bar, another man walks into the bar. Many people are walking into the bar. It is a great night for business.

67points

SCP 504 2 years ago

Mmmmm bar time

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#16

Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.

64points

Def not Mr. C 2 years ago

Too true.

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#17

Back in 1980, I fell off my bike, twisted my foot, and hurt my knee. I’m telling you this now because there was no social media in the ‘80s.

59points

Eattabl 2 years ago

Lol

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#18

Why can’t dinosaurs laugh?
Because they’re all dead.

58points

SCP 504 2 years ago

Well that escalated quickly

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#19

Scientific fact: if you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

55points

Lizzy J 2 years ago

Other scientific fact: if you press your ear to someones foot you can hear them ask what the fvck you are doing

33points

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#20

Mary had a little lamb, and the doctor fainted.

52points

Trey Shipp 2 years ago

The biggest plot twist

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#21

What’s blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.

51points

Trey Shipp 2 years ago

Im blue daBodidabydyedabpbidabydye

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#22

You know what they say?
Words.

46points

Valerie Smart 2 years ago (edited)

You know what I think ? Thoughts.

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#23

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

46points

Trey Shipp 2 years ago

Been there

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#24

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A deer. The absence of eyes doesn't change the species.

45points

Rowan Young 2 years ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye- dee(r)

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#25

What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.

44points

What even is this 2 years ago

*sanic vibe increase*

2points

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#26

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

44points

Daniel Atkins 2 years ago

To get them to connect you have to get the right angle.

13points

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#27

Every 60 seconds, a minute passes.

44points

Alditekim 2 years ago

You forgot to add, "...in Africa.".

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#28

A patient told the surgeon he couldn’t feel his legs. The surgeon replied, “I know. I amputated your arms.”

42points

Valerie Smart 2 years ago

Dr. Buzzsaw.....I know him

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#29

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They're very efficient people.

42points

Marco Richter 2 years ago

The original reply is: "One! We are efficient and humorless!"

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#30

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini.
The bartender thinks this is peculiar and realizes it is because he is actually dreaming. The man wakes up from the dream and begins to tell his wife all about it. His wife simply ignores him and goes back to sleep. The man rolls over and begins to sob as he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

29points

Carla-Jodie Krampota 2 years ago

I don't get it

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Chicken Nugget 2 years ago

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Not Sally.

2points

DDmaybeandor 2 years ago

Alright, I need an unwilling population to inexplicably deadpan recite these to. I would do one of these a day, then just turn around and leave with no smile or explication.

2points

Saida 2 years ago

A random barista, as you order a coffee?

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Clark 2 years ago

You know, after all that s**t, I can't believe they're still together. Who? My ass cheeks.

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Chicken Nugget 2 years ago

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Not Sally.

2points

DDmaybeandor 2 years ago

Alright, I need an unwilling population to inexplicably deadpan recite these to. I would do one of these a day, then just turn around and leave with no smile or explication.

2points

Saida 2 years ago

A random barista, as you order a coffee?

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Clark 2 years ago

You know, after all that s**t, I can't believe they're still together. Who? My ass cheeks.

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