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‘Fesshole’: 30 Times People Confessed Their Darkest And Most Uncomfortable Secrets (New Tweets)
Admitting the truth, no matter how nuanced and uncomfortable it might be, can set you free. That’s the point of a confession—you lighten your psychological burden and get rid of a ton of anxiety by spilling the tea about whatever it is that’s been making you feel stressed or guilty (or both!).
That’s where the popular ‘Fesshole’ Twitter account comes in. It styles itself as a place where you can anonymously confess your sins, whether they’re serious or silly. We’ve collected some of the best recent tweets, as featured by the account, to pique your interest, Pandas. Scroll down, upvote your faves, and if you suddenly feel the urge to confess, we know the perfect place for you to do so…
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
My son died a few minutes after he was born. Someone gave lavander scented flowers to my wife. Everytime we pass lavander flowers, she says "I can smell Paddy" He would be 21 this year.
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Sry for ur loss.... happy 21 bday paddy, cheers mate 😥🥺
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Aisling Raye 2 years ago
This made me literally ugly cry. My partner passed just over a decade ago (4/15/13) and I still have a bottle of his cologne. I used to spray it on my pillow until I realized I couldn't get more. Since then, I just sniff it on occasion... like a massive weirdo. I don't think I've told anyone about that except my best friend. So there BP that's my addition to this fesshole list.
TheReader19 2 years ago (edited)
Aisling hun, this is a lovely jesture; and there's nothing wrong in wanting to remember a loved one 🌹
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Claire Armstrong 2 years ago
Why was this classed as a dark and uncomfortable secret? This is just straight up sweet and beautiful ❤️❤️❤️
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#3
pink_panda 2 years ago
There's no shame in accepting help when we need it! Everyone relies on others for support sometimes. You're still taking care of your family.
TonyTee 2 years ago
This guy’s a little too hard on himself but those feelings of his are natural. Regardless, it’s not his fault the economy is flat-out awful. Our economy is shot to s**t, that’s why him and so many of us are resorting to pantries and food banks, and there’s nothing wrong with that. You have to do what you can to get by. He definitely is. That alone makes him a great husband and a great father, and I wish I could give him a fist bump just for making his efforts.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
No one is a failure for getting help when needed, whether it is from a food bank, psychologist or a random job offer. You are doing what you need to do for your family and yourself.
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
Everyone needs help from time to time. Accepting that help is not shameful. I can empathize though, as a formerly homeless person/family.
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
You' would be amazed to know how many people are one pay cheque away from being homeless. You have nothing to be ashamed of. More people than you think have been using foodbanks. Would you prefer your children to go hungry?
Jennifer Norton 2 years ago
I wish there wasn't a stigma around getting help. Everyone goes through ups and downs. I am glad that food banks exist. We as a community need to do a better job of helping each other out!
Created in June 2018 by Rob Manuel, the ‘Fesshole’ social media project has since grown absolutely massive. The account has over 952k followers on Twitter, with another 23k people following the project’s Facebook page.
What’s more, ‘Fesshole’ has become such a phenomenon that the founder has published a book, ‘The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain Confesses Anonymously,’ featuring some of people’s most hilarious posts over the years. From deep and dark secrets to the “most outrageously funny faux pas,” there’s a bit of everything to keep everyone entertained.
#4
Beck 2 years ago
They made him live for 9 years thinking the day would come when he got in trouble. And he had to go windowless. I guess that was his punishment. And for the people saying did he think the parents could not see it from the outside, he himself did not notice it was fixed from outside for 9 years. But they did notice.
Loverboy 2 years ago
Oh wow, that's actually really nice. would not have been the same with my parents
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Parents thought it was funny seeing that Ninja Turtle poster still hanging there. LOL
jdtimid123 2 years ago
Lol, they probably saw it from the outside, or thought "why would you block with window?" 😅
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
So that's where Andy Dufresne from Shawsank got his idea. Did you manage to escape?
#5
Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
It blows my mind the number of grown-a*s men who expect their partner to take care of them.
John Anderson 2 years ago
Was I the only one who thought she was talking about a dog until the last sentence? Maybe it's too early..... 🤦♂️
Budcot 2 years ago
He's an adult, refusing to cook or clean doesn't make him stupid.He knows what he's doing.
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April Stephens 2 years ago
15 days in the hospital is pretty long! I hope they're doing okay now.
#6
BitchinintheBurgh' 2 years ago
This is healthy! Smell has a way of wrapping memories in sweetness.
Peppy 2 years ago
I find that, certain scents remind me of certain things or people., but you said it so beautifully
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Should I feel bad for screaming at my husband for using my good conditioner on his bald head??
Blyss Blyssylb 2 years ago
My late Husband and I would always say, "Drop me a Dime" as opposed to saying Goodbye. Now, Everytime I see a random Dime (on the ground, etc...) I think of him.
The entire project has grown tremendously over the past five years. So much so that Manuel, the founder, is even hosting ‘Fesshole’ shows in the United Kingdom. Clearly, people enjoy sharing their innermost thoughts and hearing about others’ sins.
In fact, with ‘Fesshole,’ you get served a broad range of relatable thoughts and emotions. On one side of this metaphorical platter, you have some of the darker aspects of humankind—the things that we’ve at least thought of doing. On the other side, you have lighthearted, comical content that helps balance everything out.
#7
Marcellus II 2 years ago
That makes no sense. That you never told your mates I can believe, but even that is a low bar for a confession.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Tell her. How many movie-worthy moments do you think life gives you?
Steve Robert 2 years ago
That's a wonderful story! Obviously you didn't miss the boat on this one.
#8
Vonkiedool 2 years ago
Last I heard Holy water don't do that, it is Red Bull that gives the wings
starsailor (they/he) 2 years ago
well if you didn't drink all of it, it's still holy water! even one drop of holy water turns regular water into holy water! cool, huh?
Walter Brameld 2 years ago
So then by now all the water on the planet must be holy.
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I have relatives who are so devout, they drink holy water instead of tap water. I'm a non-believer myself, but to have such belief in God amazes me
Colin 2 years ago
When I used to go regularly the minister and I would talk after service. Sports, work, movies, the standard guy chat. One day after service he told me that when he went to Israel he filled two Coke bottles with water from the river Jordan. He uses it to baptise the babies but won't tell them because he doesn't want some of the more "extremely religious" parishioners to bang on about how their kids/grandkids are baptised with water from the Holy Land after one such incident at his previous church.
#9
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
No Christmas dinner at her house this year. Unless of course you get invited by her mum. Start worrying if that happens.
Loverboy 2 years ago
Plot twist: You knew the mom was on the phone and you weren't speaking to your gf...
Bored Panda recently spoke about the importance of confessions with Andrea Bonior, Ph.D., the host of the mental health advice podcast ‘Baggage Check’ and the bestselling author of ‘Detox Your Thoughts.’ She shed some light on why confessions make us all feel better and what we can do to be a tad kinder to others, even if we might feel inclined to judge them from the get-go.
#10
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
How can something be so desperately sad and hilarious at the same time?
Nezuko_Chan 2 years ago
Aww that’s sweet but you should probably tell him before it starts to shrivel up
Sexual Harassment Panda 2 years ago
Yeah but what if he decides to touch it one day and it cracks/crumbles?
Flare 2 years ago
People forget to do more simple things like homework and eat!
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Dawn Marie 2 years ago
I work from home, and yes, at times I do need my headphones, but if I wear them, my cat doesn't bother me!!
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jdtimid123 2 years ago
I did this for walking my dogs cause I don't want random people stopping me to tell me I have my hands full (I have 3 fairly big dogs). Unfortunately it had zero effect and now I just have to take them off to reply so I'm not the one being rude 🙄
AMS 2 years ago
Same, even though I only have one dog. Sometimes I just want to be with my dog and not have to reply to strangers comments
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D'oh Rae is Me 2 years ago
Ditto. Noise cancelling ones for me. I often listen to silence so I don't have to hear the prejudices and racism coming out of the cake holes around me. HR is aware but certain procedure has to be followed to get rid of the individuals. Looking forward to not needing them anymore.
DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
Me anytime I leave the house for anything! I am so uncomfortable with small talk, or really any kind of talk. I don't speak much at all, just a part of my character I suppose 🤷🏻♀️
#12
Eric Rossman 2 years ago
Quite so! I have my special interests, so I know how good it feels to have someone just share my joy even if they're not as invested as I am..
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This is the best one, no one stealing, getting hurt or petty revenge, just good people and lots of happy memory making
setsuriseikou 2 years ago
Plot twist: all the people in the group are there just for the company.
Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
I thought "trainspotting" is a drug thing? Something to do with heroin.
2x4b523p 2 years ago
Trainspotting was a movie about drug addicts, that had nothing to do with actual trainspotting. The title was based on one sentence in the book the movie was based on. It also confused me for a few years before I learned better english, realized the movie title makes no sense and googled explanation, I originally though it’s some drug slang as well.
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"The idea of confessing in order to absolve yourself of something has been around, likely, since the beginning of time, and has of course been incorporated into many religious traditions,” the mental health expert told Bored Panda during an earlier interview.
“By admitting to something we are doing, it can help us feel less alone with the secret—and more accepted, even among strangers, rather than imagining that we would be cast aside and rejected because of our secret," Dr. Bonior said.
#13
AJay 2 years ago
The Doctor Who episode is "Smith and Jones" (Season 3, Episode 1) if anyone wants to know.
Hey Kat 2 years ago
I won't go past ANY stone statue without keeping eye contact on it at all times! But I LOVE me some Doctor Who!
Pete Pinkerton 2 years ago
Weeping angles, gave me nightmares, but so, so worth it
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago (edited)
Someone NOT to take to a statuary, right Whovians? If I knew this person, I'd teach my 10-year-old son to ask, "Are you my mummy?"
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
It is a creepy episode but I can't imagine it being that traumatic, then again, if it's your only experience of hospitals...
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
It could also be an age this for first time they saw it. That evil lady could be pretty scary to done people, and especially children. Some things stick with you. I LOVE swimming. Friends have called me a fish because I enjoy being in the water so much. When I was younger, my parents forced me to see Jaws when a restaurant near my childhood home used to do "Movies in the Lawn" (they had a decent sized yard space at the place. My parents forced be to go and we had to leave halfway through because of me. We loved in Florida and for months afterwards, I wasn't even able to go in our pool. Even once I did, I avoiding going any deeper than where I could touch. It was years until high school that I finally went in the ocean again, but I could only do so if people were with me. Even now, at 30, I still get some anxiety even going into a pool. I know it's completely nonsensical to feel like that with pools, but I can't help it. I still love swimming, but it still also gives me a little anxiety.
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Blackstone 2 years ago (edited)
My kid loves Bluey and always wants to play Shadowlands, but the Doctor Who episodes, Silence in the Library and Forest of the Dead, left quite a lasting impression on me. 😱 I can't possibly begin to explain to her much Mama does NOT want to play Shadowlands.
#14
Ivy Ruonakoski 2 years ago
I went snooping in my grandparents closet with my two younger cousins and found Santa's clothes and beard. That was when my childhood ended, lol.
#15
Nea 2 years ago
How is it even possible? And tht the wife doesnt know yet? Dont you talk with and around each other?
Gionanna 2 years ago
"Honey, Leslie's diaper needs to be changed" "Oh, I'll do both just in case"
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El Howard 2 years ago
One of the symptoms of Prosopagnosia (also known as face blindness or facial agnosia) is the inability to tell twins apart. I can't. You might have it too, 3% of people do.
Suby 2 years ago
I can't even tell siblings apart, or unrelated people for that matter, if they look a lot alike.
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Just call one of their names. Whoever comes, is the one you are looking for. I work in a school library, and once, many years ago, there was a set of identical triplets, just known as the Thompsons. No one could tell them apart. I knew their names, but when one of them came in I just said, "Are you 1, 2 or 3"
Michael Largey 2 years ago
I taught a pair of identical twins. They always dressed exactly alike so it was hard to tell them apart. My method was to tell a joke. They had completely different laughs.
Suby 2 years ago
I taught a pair of twins I was only able to tell apart by their different handwriting.
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Chris Grose 2 years ago
A doctor once said even the most identical rwins will have different belly buttons - because it is not genetic, it's how the doctor tied it off.
Alicia M 2 years ago
My best friend from high school has identical twins and the only way I can tell them apart is because one of them has a small scar on his face. Before that happened, I was clueless.
A Very Bored Panda 2 years ago
It should get better as they get older, they'll develop different personalities and styles
"It helps validate that we are still acceptable as human beings, and haven't driven everyone away. It also just typically helps to put words to our own experiences and feelings, and to have someone bear witness to something difficult—which is part of why therapy can be so helpful,” she explained to us.
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Clearly sunny 2 years ago
Wish I was you. You're brilliant. Feel bad for your assistant tho, how crushing for them.
Firestorm Glow 2 years ago
Yeah that must suck, but hopefully they get payed a lot too!
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John Dilligaf 2 years ago
actually it did, although the details differed a little - https://www.cnn.com/2013/01/17/business/us-outsource-job-china/index.html
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Matt Upchuck 2 years ago
So how much is the person paid for doing your 100k per year job? That is the problem with capitalism in a nutshell!
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
What happens when the management team calls you in for a meeting saying 'due to budget demands, we can no longer afford an assistant for you'. Then you are in a world of sh*t.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
That's when you go looking for an equally clueless company. And yes, they are out there.
Load More Replies... timhood 2 years ago
Questioning this. I've never heard of a job that lets you hire someone else to help with your job. If they thought they needed two people to do the work, they would hire two people.
John Dilligaf 2 years ago
plenty of jobs, especially high ranking ones, allow you to hire an assistant
Load More Replies... Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
Well, I‘m sure you are managing what your assistant does. That‘s working, no?
#17
Panda Kicki 2 years ago
A friend of mine hosted a big party where people was allowed to bring their dogs. Thoughtful, she put a big bowl of dog treats out. Less well thought through was her choice of placement, the general snack table. When I saw it people had been eating most of it...one guy asked for a refill...
Firestorm Glow 2 years ago
Alright but to be honest some types of treats are actually really good…
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Joshua David 2 years ago
Target has legit cookies for dogs. I got some and they look like the blonde oreos. My husky was going NUTS for these. So one day I got myself brave and took a bite of this cookie. It was sweet and peanut buttery and delicious and I haven't got them since. Don't feel bad for him. He gets a bite of everything.
2x4b523p 2 years ago
My dog had trouble eating this new kibble I bought so naturally I tasted it. It was hard as a rock and tasted like dust. I bought him different brand so again tasted it to make sure it’s softer and tastier. It was really nice, something I could imagine munching on while watching TV. Dog has been on it ever since and loves it.
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I do that all the time as a prank to friends. They fall for it everytime, because I just change the snack brand. Many times one of them says, "They are really nice. Where do you get them?" The reaction to, 'Pets at home' is priceless.' I had to go to the hospital once when I did it to my wife. Enough said.
Elizabeth Babcock 2 years ago
My mother loved to tell a story about my four year old brother sitting on the porch with the dogs and a sack of dog biscuits. "One for Brownie, one for Spot, one for me".
Bookworm 2 years ago
Spent a week dog sitting for my aunt once. Got myself a box of Cheezits to eat for snacks. The dog absolutely would not leave me alone while I ate them. Didn't think much of it since the dog always begs for food, until my aunt came home and mentioned that she uses Cheezits for dog treats. The dog thought I was eating all her snacks without sharing.
#18
Jennifer Norton 2 years ago
I actually think this is really kind. Rather than just tell him she is quietly working with him. This is great for his confidence and self esteem!
Lesley Zed 2 years ago
Someone being a bad kisser is just the worst. It’s such a personal thing.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Please tell him! I waited too long. I'm 14 years in and low it's too late to admit.
Natalia Allen 2 years ago
I feel I always had to do this, as in deliberately going much slower than my partner(s) to slow them down.
Dr. Bonior noted that making immediate judgments about others is “very natural,” but we have to keep one thing in mind: we have to understand that our initial perceptions of what people are like might be wrong. Or they might be distorted or incomplete. There’s usually a larger picture to be aware of, there are different sides to each story.
#19
Garry Cowan 2 years ago (edited)
Worked for a company that if you had a personal odour problem they sent you home with toiletries to get washed I only saw it happen once but if it was me I'd never come back as it would be soooooo embarrassing
John G 2 years ago
Worked with a guy that got sent home multiple times. Nobody would work with him. Also, he was married.
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talliloo 2 years ago
had a position in which i had to hold classes to teach people how to get & keep a job. basic stuff like how to fill out an application, prep a resume, held mock interviews, etc. but it soon became clear that some people had never been taught personal grooming or had common sense about things like bathing every day, using deodorant, etc. discovered many were from very poor backgrounds so buying deodorant was considered a luxury and/or access to running water was difficult. then there were other things like teaching some ladies that make up is to enhance their looks not transform them. or yes, you do need to wear a bra & no see through blouses. that included red thong undies under white pants or skirts. since it was a touchy subject i always used a great deal of humor & spoke in genrealities in order to diffuse embarrassment if possible.
Salty Sasquatch 2 years ago
Too bad there aren't ten thousand more people like you to train everywhere! I'm glad someone is doing this.
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I feel for him. Sometimes in really hot weather, and after a cold shower, I perspire straight away. I can't help it. My wife would say to me before going to work.."You should go and have a shower. You can't go to work smelling like that" What am I to do?
Auntriarch 2 years ago
There's a huge difference between fresh sweat and matured sweat
Load More Replies... Kobe 2 years ago
Could not you just have it secretly washed for him ? Or offer to that for him? Who knows what reasons he has to not do that.... and in a few weeks time you have the same problem. Can't keep stealing his things
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
@Dan.... wow, more than one peeps have the name kobe.
Load More Replies... Salty Sasquatch 2 years ago
Someone has to tell people like this. Stealing clothes doesn't solve the problem. Either report it to HR or speak to him personally and gently.
Doodles1983 2 years ago
I worked with someone with a bad b.o. issue. A large fella. His office was also where the agar plates and oven were kept. Had to hold my breath when swapping plates. And the guy was in charge of Quality A & C. Boss spoke to him on more than one occasion and the guy threatened action for harassment against the department!
#20
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Maybe he knows and is just a decent person who understands that sometimes you need a break
Maisey Myles 2 years ago
We had a maid/housekeeper that would put a pot of Pine-Sol on the stove to simmer to make the house smell like she cleaned.
Duh 2 years ago
It's a small world, maybe the OP is your former housekeeper
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Barbara Maloney 2 years ago
When my kids were young and both of us working full time, I would have my husband take the kids out for a few hours so I could clean without them messing it up right behind me. They leave, cue Jimmy Buffet on the stereo, pore a tall rum and coke. Clean the house as fast as I could, and any extra time, was nap time. Was in a very good mood when they came home.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
This give the phrase "burning the candle at both ends" a new twist.
Doodles1983 2 years ago
If a partner can’t intuitively, or observationally tell you need a break this is a good non verbal way to indicate it so no one feels bad, in mho.
#21
Kobe 2 years ago
So, they would come back even more rude and complain more? How is that helpful?
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
One or two drops of tint less would often be hard to notice on strong colours or large volume of paint. But the server would know it wasn't 100%
Elizabeth Babcock 2 years ago
And you'll never get caught because paint always looks different on the wall!
Little L 2 years ago
That's just wrong. Even if they're rude they paid for it and it's not cheap.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Most "unskilled" workers are underpaid, so I say, get your employment perks wherever you can.
"By recognizing that we only have one side of every story, and that we can't automatically assume that we'd behave a certain way in a situation we've never been in, we help remember that although we might have a knee-jerk reaction, we shouldn't necessarily let it inform our behavior," the expert said.
#22
Clearly sunny 2 years ago
Plus who cares what other people think, go and enjoy yourself.
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jdtimid123 2 years ago
Go anyway dude, nothing wrong with liking something marketed towards kids. It gets tiring watching all these intense, action packed dramas that are geared towards adults. Besides, it's a movie based on a game (and there were cartoons and movies before this) that a lot of us grew up playing. Why wouldn't you want to watch it?
Sillypants 2 years ago
Weird. Just be an adult and watch the film. Or download it illegally. This is nonsense.
Darmon Hackmiester 2 years ago
Please say you’re joking. I love going to movies alone, no compromising on seats, no sharing popcorn. I love Mario, my son wants to go with me. I planned to go alone as soon as I saw it was coming out.
#23
Loverboy 2 years ago
Seems like there's more to it than that. I have no respect for people who get married or stay married for money, not out of necessity but out of greed.
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Ironically, joint debt can keep people together.
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I have a friend who wants to leave her husband, but first they have to agree on finances, as he doesn't want to share his superannuation. She said that was fine, if she gets all of the house/value that her mother left for her. He disagreed so they are at a stalemate.
Blue Chambers 2 years ago
Yea that isn't going to work out. I had twice the money when I was married but about half the happiness.
Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
I'd definitely leave a man over poor hygiene. That's disgusting.
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#24
rainbowbrite141 2 years ago
I knew my marriage was over when my husband ignored me for my 30th birthday and I considered it a birthday gift.
Alexandra 2 years ago
Well, obviously this new approach doesn't work for you either. As I see it, either you end your marriage now or you go for professional counselling. Although, data shows that by the time a couple goes for counselling it is often already too late to salvage anything but a polite divorce on both sides.
Russell Tilling 2 years ago
Just try and set him straight. Like interrupting him every time he's being an a**e.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Apparently ignoring the OP is the best way to get along with her. But of course her husband is the one who's a jerk.
"It also might be helpful to think of times in our life when we had our perspective widened because we didn't realize until we were in a situation just how we would behave. Finally, we can recognize that even when someone HAS made a choice we don't agree with, our reactions are often most helpful if we can meet them where they are, and try to understand what led to their decision, and gain some insight from it, rather than automatically condemning them and pushing them away."
#25
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
Some folks need a little extra help and time learning social skills. I hope this guy gets there.
Alicia M 2 years ago
I do not understand people who can fall in love without ever meeting the person IRL. I will forever be confused by this phenomenon.
Natalia Allen 2 years ago
You can feel really close to someone and really enjoy their character and care about them a lot without ever meeting them for sure! I have an internet friend I have never met who means a hell of a lot to me.
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Francesca Schrödinger 2 years ago
Once a guy I met online told me on the phone that he loves me... We actually met and he told me on the first date I would be the wive he wants to marry one day. I thoight "what a psycho!" Turns out he was right. We are together since 20 years, married since 12 and have 2 kids. He is lovely and nice and shows me every day how much he loves me and how happy he is to have me... ❤️😊
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
I called that song the creep song because me and my friends would listen to it and be like “We’re minors- you can’t do that sir”
Xerastraza Lecrutia 2 years ago
This is the biggest problem I have, I don't want to date people, I am not looking for relationships, I just wanna play games with friends but this legit happens with anyone Male I game with, and I have sadly just been dealing with it and saying I am in a relationship, amazed they believe me since I am online 24/7....
TheDag 2 years ago
Ah yes the classic tale, two people meet playing games, form a friendship that could blossom into something else, somebody does something a little more unusual to try and move things along and promptly gets shut down and ghosted.....Nice
potatoe 2 years ago
Eh can be blamed on weird creepos ruining it for all - you can’t easily distinguish a creep from a genuine guy in the internet very easily
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Paddling Panda 2 years ago
Honestly? If I were married and I found my husband like this, I'd laugh about the Pokémon Go (and maybe do a half eye-roll), and I'd be grossed out by the d**k pic. But that's just me.
Little L 2 years ago
I shut it but it would be very weird to lock in. On the other hand, my husband would never open the door and come in.
Load More Replies... Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Are you telling the truth? Trousers down looking at at phone, saying you were peeing. Sounds suspicious. I don't think the wife believes you were taking pictures of your private bits.
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
He was live streaming to his other friend.
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The_OG_Catlady 2 years ago
Just admit to playing Pokémon. She really isn't waiting to get a picture of your pencil. She has already seen it being ugly in real life and really don't need a keepsake as reminder.
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Will Cable 2 years ago
Well to be fair so many use that many filters on photos she may have looked nothing like her 'photos'
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Printerman 2 years ago
Read that first line as "a hot mess" and TBH, after reading the rest, I'm pretty sure I was right.
Here at Bored Panda, we are huge fans of ‘Fesshole.’ If you’re in the mood for some more spicy and witty confessions, check out our earlier features about the project here, here, here, and here.
Meanwhile, we’d love to hear your thoughts on the tweets in this list. Which ones got your attention the most? Have you ever anonymously confessed to something online? Drop by the comment section and share your opinions and experiences with all the other Pandas.
#28
Kira Okah 2 years ago (edited)
Note that it even says on the description that it can provide inaccurate information. Also any sources it puts in documents are not correct (it can't accurately write footnotes/bibliographies), it has built in biases, and you can manipulate it to lie and post links to things like pirate sources. At least it doesn't seem to encourage suicide, unlike that situation in Belgium with the Chai chatbot.
David H 2 years ago
Chat GPT has even been caught invented false claims then inventing false newspaper and journal articles that dont exist for it, even using real people and authors names. There are lawsuits right now over it
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Mary Hinge 2 years ago
If you're not clear enough in understanding the brief that you can't write it as a human, how can you describe it well enough to another human or ChatGPT to be able to expect them to?
Terry Butler 2 years ago
The old "garbage in, garbage out" adage is still in effect.
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guyx23 2 years ago
That is TERRIFYING and criminally dangerous. This guy went ahead to potentially plan bridges and stuff without actually passing the required classes
David H 2 years ago
they do have to pass a licencing exam, so there is that. But yes, this is disturbing
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Sawdust 2 years ago
Don't worry, computer records show that all of his designs passed inspection...
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April Stephens 2 years ago
Yeah. Did all the other students in the room keep quiet about it? Was it as simple as changing one single cell in a spreadsheet?
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Valentin Stanescu 2 years ago
Kudos to you Ma'am, or Sir. Goes to show, once again, that marks during formal education and success afterwards are different things.
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
I call fake on this one. He apparently got up and changed his mark on his lecturer's PC during a lecture. So we're supposed to believe he was getting one on one lessons from his lecturer at Uni? The main lectures I had had over a hundred people in the room. There were smaller groups, but pretty sure the smallest group I ever saw was around a dozen people. So we're supposed to believe no other students questioned him getting onto his lecturer's laptop. Nevermind spending who knows how long to find such a document in the first place.
#30
Susan Green 2 years ago
I don’t understand why anyone would care if someone ‘followed’ them or ‘unfollowed’ them.
Ivy Ruonakoski 2 years ago
I mean, if it was your spouse or BFF it might sting but a random celebrity? Nah.
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aZZy_d3Lta (they/them) 2 years ago
a comedian/wrestler followed me. not only that, he TALKED to me. he followed me right after i posted some sonic ship art, too-
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Read "sonic ship art" wrong. Pictured hedgehog burlesque and then I wanted to follow you too.
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Rebecca McManus 2 years ago
Neil Gaiman followed me on twitter once, for about half an hour, I was terrified I'd tweet something and disappoint him, it was a massive relief when he realised his mistake and unfollowed me.
Robin Childers 2 years ago
Who honestly gives two shits that some celebrity follows you on social media? That's shallow and vapid. Really, it was probably their assistant manning the account.
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
That's stupid. I would take and hide some Xs and Zs - play for money - E will never understand how you win so many times.
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Ellison Kendall (they/them) 2 years ago
I would love this, but like, that’s unfair to do to other people. I would if it was an accident and no one gave me everything, but I wouldn’t lie about it. Actually maybe I would. I’m kind of a hypocrite :/
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Just walk around holding a clipboard, chewing a pen - know one will ever question you.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
A cup of coffee in your hand completes the effect.
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Siobhan Gournay 2 years ago
Lovely gesture from the offspring but as a mother I couldn't allow my children to commit what is essentially fraud in their first job and at such a young age- in fact I wouldn't be enabling this at any age! Dodgy parenting at the very least imo
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Not ideal parenting, but McDonald's couldn't object. Their business practices clearly imply a denial of the very concept of "fraud".
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Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
I think you'll find the phrase is; "Whatever tickles your pickle." You're welcome.
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Lesley Zed 2 years ago
If he broke up with you for that then he has major issues. You are better off without him.
Valentin Stanescu 2 years ago
Sorry he did that to you, but believe me, he wasn't 'the one': such a shallow reason for breaking up... 🤦♂️
Best Behave 2 years ago
Break ups happen, but what an 4rse he is for being so pettily vindictive.
Salty Sasquatch 2 years ago
If that was the first thing he brought up during your break-up you are well rid of him.
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Not-a-Clue-What-to-Call-Myself 2 years ago
It sounds really pretty to me. What a shame.
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I'm Irish, and the native language is spoken only by very few. Irish names however are obviously very common. There are some sites that can be googled, showing Americans trying to pronounce Irish Names. Don't take offense Americans - it's not just you. My name is Seamus, like pronounced shay miss. Some think it's pronounced see moss. If you want a laugh, google it some of these sites.
Siobhan Gournay 2 years ago
I'm a Siobhan living just outside London. My name is pronounced Shevaughn but many a time people call me See-oh-ban. Sometimes I can't even be arsed to correct them!
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Nay Wilson 2 years ago
If it makes you happy it’s not a waste of money. It’s your hobby. Everyone needs a hobby.
David H 2 years ago
and some of those adult lego sets are complicated with thousands of pieces.
Load More Replies... jdtimid123 2 years ago
I would never tell my husband not to buy something we can easily afford just cause I don't see the point of it. And he wouldn't dream of it either. If you have to hide doing normal things that make you happy, then your relationship is not in a healthy place. If I knew my husband liked this kind of thing that much, I would definitely be surprising him with new sets regularly.
Ali H M Salehuddin 2 years ago
She knows. She is wise enough not to make a huge deal out of it.
Jennifer Norton 2 years ago
Sorry, but your wife sounds horrible! You should be able to support your spouse's hobbies. My hubby doesn't get my love of cross stitch but he doesn't care if I do it!
#37
Peter's wife 2 years ago
🤣🤣I have you stealing a pen like colonel Hogan stealing colonel Klink's cigars!!!
Olive Harper 2 years ago
Hey a fellow panda who watches Hogans Heros! I have every episode on DVD.
Load More Replies... Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Wow - you know how to hit her were it hurts. She must be going crazy.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
If I did that to my last principal, there wouldn't have been enough room for anyone to enter my classroom.
D'oh Rae is Me 2 years ago
I can get on board with this level of petty. It would drive someone crazy!
#38
Paul Harris 2 years ago
I love dog chocolate too. Plus its enriched with vitamins and minerals
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
The ONLY problem with this would be that dog treats are subject to less oversight in quality control.
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
We are both mammals, so go for it. I'm sure the dog doesn't mind, so long as he gets his fair share.
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D'oh Rae is Me 2 years ago
This is pretty harmless. I recently won a national quarterly award because my boss was changing departmenta and wanted to recognize the exta effort I put in for her over the past few years. There were other people far more deserving that quarter. I ended up getting bumped up in role and pay, plus I get a decent chunk of commission now as well.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago (edited)
That's alright. If you look at reviews for my job, it's all the bigwigs and shockingly people with the same last names....If you're an outsider, it looks legit. Also, may I suggest you use one of my dog's aliases: Mr. P.P. Belly, Esquire. Full disclosure, he has NOT passed the bar.
Annie 2 years ago
I worked in a similar situation, and even though I followed the company's rules regarding not reinstating those whose accounts were suspended, the caller always left terrible feedback - which of course reflected badly in my review. It didn't take long for me to figure out other agents were simply reinstating accounts so as not to get a bad feedback & I started doing the same. The following quarter, I got a very good bonus for having great feedback.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
He got the position by fraud, manipulation, and empty achievements. Sounds like prime management material to me.
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David Paterson 2 years ago
Praising myself from a fake email works on bored panda upvotes, too. You didn't know that of course.
#41
CaptainDinosaur 2 years ago
I just roll my R's and say 'ween' when I mean a young 'un. Yes, it is as bad as you imagine.
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Probably not as amusing for the employee, who already has a heard enough time understanding what you're saying without this. Seems like a d*c$ move to me.
#42
Anjali Shekhawat 2 years ago
Maybe he got anxiety I can barely greet people I rarely interact with even if really want to.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Unless the guy was an incredibly huge AH, this is just evil. I'm disappointed in all the BPs who approve.
D'oh Rae is Me 2 years ago
Ha! Love it. We have an upstairs neighbour that often parties late and we have to get up super early for work. One time after a particularly raucous night, my husband left his huge Marshall stack on, cranked all day with a wah pedal repeating the worst squealing ever. Noise bylaws don't allow action of complaints until 11pm. The parties have been much tamer and less frequent lately. As annoyed as the other neighbours were at the time, they also appreciate fewer allnighters.
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Just put that one closer to the wall in the same room --- no guarantee the upstairs wall transmits sound equally well! But maybe it does... To be safe, buy a third!
#43
Kobe 2 years ago
That seems legit. Checkout can always decide to charge double. And refills are usually free, ( at least here), you can refill once) so there might not be that big of a problem in the first place.
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Also product value of a latte is like 0.02$ literally. With a barista it's mostly work-time you pay for, where at the petrol station that's your own time...
Load More Replies... bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
It is possible that the machine needs calibration. Get your latte on!
Valentin Stanescu 2 years ago
I'm sure their markup is obscenely high anyway, and since the employees there are most likely not even getting a living wage: stick it to the capitalists. 🤭
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Ah, China, capitalism without free markets. AKA, plutocracy.
Load More Replies... kath morgan 2 years ago
Sounds fine to me; I am sure I have pressed these buttons twice without thinking about it because it is reasonable to assume that if you are paying for a cup you get a cup.
jdtimid123 2 years ago
Actual cafe's are doing this now too, not filling the cups all the way up. Makes me mad 😡
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
If they purposely changed the machines then I'm surprised the person at the checkout hasn't noticed.
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Minimum wage worker not caring you steal almost zero value item? *surprised look*. Yeah they know.
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EmBree 2 years ago
I loved to dip bread in it, but it's forbidden fruit since the heart surgery.
Russell Tilling 2 years ago
Small portions or no:- chocolate, processed meat & processed dairy. Small price to pay for life. 👍
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I expect to be down voted several times for this. I'm not a health freak by any stretch of the imagination, but when we are having cabbage with dinner, depending on the variety, (Savoy is really nice) I like to drink the strained water from the pot. I know most people are screwing their faces right now, but it is quite tasty.
Russell Tilling 2 years ago
My Nan used to do the same with vegetable water.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
This is why God created mashed potatoes. And yes, God created mashed potatoes.
Wise Turtle 2 years ago
Mashed potatoes are heavenly so it’s a logical conclusion
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Garry Cowan 2 years ago
Is this a good time to say that I put everything in the oven then turn it on? 😞
the engineer 🇺🇦 2 years ago
as long as it turns out good, im fine with it. you do you
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Thank God. Someone is as happily married as I am. My wife adds a spoonful of coffee into her cup after filling it with boiling water. I say it should be put in before adding the water. This is really stupid, but it annoys us both. What does marriage do to people?
Valentin Stanescu 2 years ago (edited)
No it's not. Since you're happily married it should be possible to clear the air regarding this - rather insignificant - matter. 😉
Nick Curtis 2 years ago
you can do this if you are really good with timing of food cooking. I occasionally do it when I'm lazy and don't want to wait and I'll just add like 2.5 or 3 minutes to the cooking time. usually not perfect but close enough to justify being lazy
Clearly sunny 2 years ago
Not divorce worthy but still sucks, just be more firm that it goes in at the right temp!
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#47
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I think I would rather have butter on my hands (or wash them?) than butter with dog hair sticking to it, but that's just me.
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Nonono, the buttered-up dog then collects the dust from the kitchen floor before being let out, saving time cleaning. It's sensible.
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Exactly what I do. My wife still hasn't worked out how the dogs head is covered in crumbs. "How does the dog do that? Every morning she asks the dog, "How did you get all those crumbs on your wee head Riley?" I just plead ignorance and smile
D'oh Rae is Me 2 years ago
Very small amounts of butter can help with hair balls. So definitely a win-win.
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EmKat Durand 2 years ago
I do that when feeding my cat. I'll get her food with my hands then pet her to get the crumbs off
#48
Ricardo Ferreira 2 years ago
In Japan big corporations need someone like this. I think they call this job "the loud American". Unfortunately, it's a myth.
#49
Spleens the cat fan 🇵🇭 2 years ago
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
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Dawn Marie 2 years ago
I do that in Teams chat at work. We work from home, call center. If it gets slow, we have a sing-a-long.
PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
I live some distance from Philadelphia but listen to Philly radio. Whenever ANYTHING is said mentioning West Philadelphia, I IMMEDIATELY start singing this
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D'oh Rae is Me 2 years ago
It is, but there are usually standards for postboxes in each country. I'm sure many people don't adhere to them, so in those cases, I'm all for it..
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I don't believe that customers' bullcrap should make peoples' jobs harder. It's cute to you, maybe the mailman doesn't want to be moo'd at every time he delivers your mail. Plus he doesn't say he's destroying property, he's just not using kid gloves.
#51
Cora Han 2 years ago
I know a couple who gave their child the middle name "Danger." Yes, "Danger" is his middle name....😒
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
Definitely not the worst middle name I have seen lately. At least it isn’t a first name
Nikkie Nothing 2 years ago
I went to school with a guy named Dragon, it was his legal first name. He went by Danny though.
Load More Replies... The Queen Of Upper Butt Crack 2 years ago
You could always drop the "N" and sound like a coool villain .
Wise Turtle 2 years ago
Or a Harry Potter bully depending on how good the other’s hearing is
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Jennifer Norton 2 years ago
When I bought my house someone had their people magazine subscription sent there. I tried to figure out who they were because I knew the name of the old owners. Never could figure it out and People magazine wouldn't help me cancel it or contact the correct people. So for 4 years I got a free subscription to People!
Fenchurch 2 years ago
Yup. And not able to do it in the app or get a new card sent as you'd need the whole clubcard number, which won't be in the mailings. Which are sent quarterly and not monthly.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
I dislike this person just for describing the wine THEY pick at Tesco as "a very average" bottle of wine. A wine snob who actually knows nothing about wine. (If they knew anything, they'd know how to find a tasty wine even at a discount retailer. Price does not make taste.)
Valentin Stanescu 2 years ago
The discount supermarkets over here in Austria - Lidl, Hofer and so on - are famous for having excellent sommeliers. Their selection of (low price) wines is excellent as a result. 🥰
Load More Replies... kath morgan 2 years ago
I moved out and forgot about my club card, so my mum nicks mine ! Someone may as well use them !
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Only a cheap bottle of wine? They must be very low spenders at Tesco's or thay have started shopping at Sainsbury's
#53
Biofish23 2 years ago
Essentially she is playing a character, but the men paying to text think they are talking to one real woman, not one of several women all playing the same role.
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
That's what I said. Maybe one of the clients will pay her to go back to school.
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Devin Singh 2 years ago
This is the opposite of a secret. This is something that everyone noticed.
tater.gonna.tot 2 years ago
Don't believe you would do it if you thought no one would notice 🤔
Jennifer Norton 2 years ago
a guy at my job went to Turkey to get his hair plugs and we harass him all the time. One of our coworkers said he was going to give the guy a swirly in the bathroom and we all said No, not with his newly paid hair!!!!
#55
kybourbonpearls 2 years ago
Two of my best friends have each been with their partners for about 15 years and refuse to fart in front of them and it cracks me up! If we are in a group of four with either of the friends and their partner and suddenly smell something, the girls pretend they don't smell anything. Like come on, we know it was you girl! My husband and I have no trouble doing either in front of each other.
jgilmer 2 years ago
No idea why this is being downvoted. I bump you up by one!
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PitbullmomAF 2 years ago
I had a friend like this. He would spend weekends at his girlfriends (parents) house without going #2. He finally came toba time when he just had to go....and clogged the toilet!
Valentin Stanescu 2 years ago
I'm amazed they even charge you to use their toilets. Where I live such establishments are required by law to have them AND they almost never charge you. Notable exception: couple of McDonald's in thecentral, tourist, area. Go figure. 😏
D'oh Rae is Me 2 years ago
They likely have free toilets but require you to make a purchase. Many busy urban centers are like that.
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Wuggerhumphden 2 years ago
A friend tried to ask for cheese bread in Brazil on a business trip. The Brazilian Portuguese for bread and penis are very similar. He asked for a very different "cheesy" product than what he wanted
#57
Vicki Cunningham 2 years ago
She has no real clue who you are. You should tell her, leave her, and give her all your money and home possessions.
Spongebob Sadpants 2 years ago
Money is money. No reason to be ashamed unless you're doing illegal stuff.
Not-a-Clue-What-to-Call-Myself 2 years ago
No, the shame is in the deceit.
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El Howard 2 years ago
Who the hell names their bong "Henry" instead of a nice normal name like "Puff", "Smokey", or "Tommy Chong"???
Doodles1983 2 years ago
Henry the Hoover (makes bonging sense, if you think about it…)
Load More Replies... Valentin Stanescu 2 years ago
...or you let go of that unfortunate name association that sticks in your mind, sweetheart. 🤭
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Forgive me. I'm sure it's probably funny, but I have no idea what a 'bong' is. Is it half a set of African drums?
Dan Holden 2 years ago
It's a water pipe for smoking cannabis. Very similar to a hookah.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 2 years ago
If you can still remember the name of your college bong, then it wasn't that central to your life back then.
#59
D'oh Rae is Me 2 years ago
Curry is actually a mix of a few things and already contains turmeric. It's where the colour comes from.
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Shark Lady 2 years ago
Maybe it was the ex husband that got the karma. With no other details about the marriage we can't tell if op was the villain or victim.
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Best Behave 2 years ago (edited)
£8k FTE is facking peanuts to live 6 months in an unhappy relationship. And if this is UK “your” car is a marital asset and so is considered as part of the entire estate to be divided equally. Looks like you hung around for 6 months for no gain. Well done you…..
Beck 2 years ago
They each probably had a cat and they just kept their own.
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Women are like hurricanes - wet and wild when they come, then take the house and car when they go.
Donna Peluda 2 years ago
This is why it can be so hard to trust women. I'm by no means rich but I have a good job and have managed to have two properties I rent. I don't throw money around. I have a old car and and dress in normal clothes. In my 50s and single now I can see how the ladies attitude changes towards me once they find out that I own to small rentals. It's depressing.
#61
ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago
Sort a solution? Because it auto-responded back to itself over and over? Not sure that belongs here, but it is pretty funny
Red_panda 2 years ago
He set up his email to send out an auto reply every time he got an email. Then sent himself an email from that email to check if it worked. It did, so he got sent the auto reply which then sent the auto reply which then sent the auto reply. And on and on and on.
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Dani M 2 years ago
meh. if you live with a pet they will have licked or sat on every surface before you know it.
Neb Skram 2 years ago
yeah but my dogs don't go walking in the litter box then jump up on the counter to see what i am making for dinner was at a friend's house for dinner and saw her 3 cats doing that and i "got sick" all of a sudden and had to leave no way was i ever eating a meal at her house
Load More Replies... Susan Robinson 2 years ago
My cat sleeps with his feet in my hair; sometimes I wake up and his a*s is pointed at my face. I just love him so much though, so I don’t care 🥰
Spongebob Sadpants 2 years ago
I have four dogs that all shed. I'm always picking dog hair out of my food. And my clothes are covered in their fur. I love them though.
Carrie Smith 2 years ago
I've found her hair up my nose before and I sure as heck didn't put it up there. So a little lick on some butter? Who cares.
Load More Replies... Leoninus Fate 2 years ago
I once fought a dog for a chicken leg..... I won that chicken leg and then ate it .... much to the horror of my family......KFC is good
Valentin Stanescu 2 years ago
No worries. Your digestive system will take care of any risky bacteria you might pick from your fuzzball. 🐾
Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
My baby shower, sisters cat licked the butter. Last stick, she is freaking out, I turned the butter over. I did not give a flick. Everyone survived
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I don't care if the toast falls butter side down or not. I'm still eating it. Don't want coffee to go cold waiting for more toast.
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Celeste Grant 2 years ago
Pretending to be disabled is not ok! Disabled people have a hard enough time getting the access to help they need without people pretending just to get someone to do what they want.
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I'm sorry, but I've nothing but disgust for this. Using a disability that you don't have to benefit you is shameful.
Julie Snelling 2 years ago
A friend of mine was a huge Take That fan and her mum was a nurse and got her a wheelchair so she could meet them after a concert. I think that is disgusting she says she doesn't regret it and she's not even embarrassed.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Just tell the delivery guy that you're too stoned to come down. They've seen and heard everything already.
#66
M O'Connell 2 years ago
PCs can emulate true surround sound (front l/r, rear l/r, and center speakers) using regular stereo speakers by manipulating the balance between between channels and applying equalizer presets.
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Funny thing, there's a similar post on another site where this female working in an office deliberately rubs her foot under the desk against her colleagues foot, full well knowing HE thinks SHE thinks she's rubbing the desk. She has a bit of a crush on him and is hoping he'll say something. Looks like he's lucked out.
#68
Best Behave 2 years ago
This is funny, but I don’t get why people don’t just tell their kids that hamsters don’t live very long when they first get them so the kid knows what to expect.
NonbinaryIdiot 2 years ago
Could be that the child is to young to grasp the concept of death yet, but still just explain smth to them
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Heidi Siebels 2 years ago
This seems like carelessness followed by passive gaslighting. Please do not do this to your child.
#69
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
Yeah I used to do this. It’s called pica, I had to get a bunch of blood work done to make sure I was ok.
Load More Replies... DrLivingstonipresume 2 years ago
It's called Pica and it's caused my mineral and vitamin deficiencies; likely low iron. Anyone experiencing this: head to your GP (doctor) and get a full blood panel done. It's probably a minor issue that can become severe if left alone
Leoninus Fate 2 years ago
this sounds like PICA, I myself have it, "Pica is an eating disorder in which a person eats things not usually considered food." Since this person is going after graphite, they might be trying to vitamins {like iron} from it and not knowing it, I have "Dermatophagia" stemming from pica something to do with eating plastic [in my case spoons...} But I'm better now
Vicki Cunningham 2 years ago
The habit is called Pica. Graphite is not poisonous, but you might be in the bathroom more often.
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#71
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
My wife always goes to the hairdressers without me knowing. When she comes back, she says, "What do you think? "Think about what" is the wrong answer.
#72
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Well, were all the other players stupid, or were you too niave to think they weren't cheating as well. ZOOM! No one will be able to see the phone you are using to cheat with. Who would be quizzmaster? The internet and mobile/cell phone have ruined pub quizzes. I used to love them
#73
Clearly sunny 2 years ago
Unhealthy for the cat tho, you should be more responsible for its diet. Might be fun for you but actually selfish.
starsailor (they/he) 2 years ago
fat cat and obese cat are 2 different things. one of my cats is an OG chonk, 15 lbs, and the vet said he's healthy. different cats are different sizes. 15 lbs for one floof nugget might be fine, but it might be obese for another cat
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Doodles1983 2 years ago
My cat breaks into every cat feeder and scarfs the lot. Cats that go out often beg for and are given food elsewhere. (Hence collar them to show they have a home!)
Julie Zugz 2 years ago
My dog is fat with short, stubby legs and we love her so much! We constantly call her fatty, chubs, lil' hippo, etc. She has no idea, but all she knows is that she is loved.
#74
L. Murphy 2 years ago
We just emit purple glitter clouds, accompanied by the sound of angels singing.
Load More Replies... El Howard 2 years ago
No where near as bad as your girlfriend being on top and not realizing she has diarrhea, trust me!
Darth_Borah 2 years ago
I was always told if I heard groaning in the toilet, she stubbed her toe.
Load More Replies... PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
Can't poop in strange places? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8PMyr6HYIXM
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Talk about instant turn off during sex. I'm curious, did you continue?
#75
Kobe 2 years ago
Unfair. They have the skills, otherwise, they would not have made it that far into selection. And YTA for letting them get this far knowing they wouldn't stand a chance of them getting hired - whilst having the skills. They might have made a poor choice of placement,- but that does not make it right what you did.
A Bi-Cycle 2 years ago
It was a close call anyway, so one of them had to go
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BitchinintheBurgh' 2 years ago
No problem with tattoos ( I have 8) but this type speaks poorly. Also, not a huge fan of hands covered in ink.
L. Murphy 2 years ago (edited)
If you have face tats, then work in a very creative field or behind the scenes where this will fly, but don't expect everyone else to be ok with hiring someone with this look. Faces tats scream, I do not care what others think and I like to be the center of attention. Not exactly a team player. Or they say I am in a gang or cartel of some sort.
Load More Replies... Dan Buckley 2 years ago
Totally agree with OP here. Shows the person has poor decision making skills
Niall Mac Iomera 2 years ago
Does it? Just because you don't agree with their decisions, it doesn't mean they're bad. And just because you're prejudiced against them, doesn't mean they did the wrong thing.
Load More Replies... The Original Bruno 2 years ago
You know why the LA Dodgers dominated the National League after 1947? For decades, they had been nobodies. They started signing up Black people. This wasn't self-sacrifice. They found how to get the best baseball players by choosing people who were left unsigned for irrational reasons. If you think, "he must be unwise to do something which would limit his job options," instead consider that this might be a very talented worker who's only available to you because others pass him over for invalid reasons.
nancy 2 years ago
Being black isn't a choice. Getting face tattoos is. I'm not sure I understand the link here (unless there's more to the story).
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Got Myself 4 Pandas 2 years ago
While I'm a fairly tattooed person, I think I have 17 at last count, I don't want any on my face but I don't really have any issue with anyone who does. Sure folk can be judgemental and can think it's a bad decision but I guess it depends what that tattoo is and the quality of it. Letting some scratcher multilateral your face isn't a great idea for many reasons but there are some very beautiful and well done face tattoos out there. You could also look at it that the person is committed to the things they say they'll do. But frankly, judging people based on their physical appearance and personal taste isn't cool and I'd say even unprofessional
Mary Simpson 2 years ago
I think face tattoo is the real winner here, who wants to work with people like you?
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Clearly sunny 2 years ago
The poor person who has to end up buying the fake ones! You're a terrible person
Devin Singh 2 years ago
No, airpods are $250 because Apple is a miserable company that treats their customers like subhuman third-class morons.
Load More Replies... The Person 2 years ago
Maybe it's not morally correct, but one bit of fraud is not going to affect Apple too much. However, my sympathies to whatever poor person buys the fake ones.
Della 2 years ago
Right. Tell that to shop owners with the "organized shoplifting mob". It's only 20 kids, but they can break that business quickly.
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Brenda Greene 2 years ago
My mother in law ruined mine by playing tons of BTS and Barry Manalow.
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rapid unscheduled disassembly 2 years ago
I approve of the working people using ChatGPI to help do their jobs while they get paid.
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Best Behave 2 years ago
I don’t make tea for anyone, cos I utterly mainline it throughout the day - I’d become the tea boy. I really don’t care if people don’t make me a drink - if one of my mates offers I say I’ll come with you for a chat
Beck 2 years ago
Yeah the tea drinker would become everyones server. The Op is actually putting himself through a ton of trouble every day just to make the tea drinker do for himself something he was already going to do. I think the tea drinker has the win on this one .
Load More Replies... Jennifer Norton 2 years ago
I find this one odd.... must be a British thing because at my job you are on your own!
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
Is this common practice to offer tea when you make yourself some? If so, I genuinely didn't know that. Maybe it's a UK thing?
Best Behave 2 years ago
In some offices. Can be a ball ache if you drink more than anyone else. I don’t participate - apart from anything, any Brit will tell you that they’re the only ones who can make a decent cup of tea
Load More Replies... The Queen Of Upper Butt Crack 2 years ago
Early 80's, right out of school, first job in an office. The first thing I learned was how to make the boss's tea. Was quite intricate, warm the tea pot with hot water, swish it around dump it out, add new hot water, make sure to pour water OVER the bags. Turns out the business was in trouble and the first day I was alone the landlord came threatening to lock the doors. Make your own tea Jeffrey.
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
A friend of mine did a small favour for me. I gave him a teabag and said, "Have a drink on me".
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Daune Tullina 2 years ago
Everytime I have to get an MRI, I worry that if there is a zombie apocalypse I'll be eaten from the feet up while trapped in the machine
Julie Snelling 2 years ago
I had this when having a facial I had to get the woman to remove the hot towel because I suddenly got really claustrophobic.
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TheDag 2 years ago
Tell me you love sniffing your own farts without telling me you love to sniff your own farts XD
Majungasaurus 2 years ago
I think I read somewhere that sniffing your own farts gives you an immune boost
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Crazy Cookie 2 years ago
Like we all reread our posts and comments thinking “yes this is quality content “
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Judes 2 years ago
But that totals about one day of work in the toilet per month just to get off one day of work. How about you take that 20 minutes per day and do something fun?
El Howard 2 years ago
I'm assuming he's usnig that time in the loo to do something constructive, you know, the kind of thing people usually do in the loo? (As an American, I am amused by the constant reminders that this is a British website, e.g. "loo".)
Load More Replies... Beck 2 years ago (edited)
Maybe they do not want to go home to their spouse who is already hime from work? They had rather be off during daytime hours so they can be home alone? Never know what goes on behind closed doors. Maybe they like taking an alone day at the zoo? You can get a lot done in one day than you can if you spread it out 20 minutes at a time. I actually think the possibilities are endless with this idea.
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Best Behave 2 years ago (edited)
Ah, so that’s how I was suddenly able to put down the deposit for a house. Thankee kind sir!
Niall Mac Iomera 2 years ago
Aren't they just sold by item or weight? How would this accomplish anything?
Susan Green 2 years ago
That’s what I was thinking. Most fresh produce is sold by weight.
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The Short Lady 2 years ago
Smaller ones often taste better. I don't think this is a good deed.
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Perhaps it's just me but avocados aren't really a basic food item, they are a luxury food item. If you have the budget to buy avocados, a few pennies/cents isn't going to make much of a difference either way.
Best Behave 2 years ago
Just you. They’re not that expensive. I think you’re over thinking thing tbh
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I'm shocked they had fries delivered and still wanted them. NEVER got edible fries via delivery.
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Again, did they try talking to them about it first? Communication can save you greater problems in the future, like upending a business or relationship!
jgilmer 2 years ago
It seem like people never want to just talk things out anymore.
Load More Replies... Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
I am sorry, but I do not like emojis in business/ professional correspondence. To me they are too childish.
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SweetCheesySpaghetti 2 years ago
I prefer that over one text per sentence. After the third text, i just ignore them for at least an hour to make sure the person is done.
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
The thing I never understood is how they used to get away with charging the *recipient* of a message. I was so mad about that, I had SMS turned off on my account for years.
Libby Tailor 2 years ago
In which country have tp pay the recipient for the messages?
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Budcot 2 years ago
The owner will get the wallet back, plus a police visit due to the coke courtesy of their bank
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Best Behave 2 years ago (edited)
Yeah theft’s fine, but taking drugs is despicable. Right I’m off the pub….
Kody Franks 2 years ago
They took the money and left the drugs. Not the other way around.
Load More Replies... Niall Mac Iomera 2 years ago
Why not just go to the owners house and bear them up if you want to be an arsehole?
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Wubbleyew 2 years ago
A warm toilet seat is one of the worst sensations known to man. even if you know who is responsible for it
Devin Singh 2 years ago
I don't understand this one at all. Why is this a secret? Why is he in the bathroom for 30 minutes? What does going to the toilet afterwards have to do with the kids? How are any of these sentences related. This seems to be largely non-sequitur.
Clearly sunny 2 years ago
But this has to be someone you closely love of course.
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Anybody else think of the movie 'Mouse Hunt' after reading this?
Majungasaurus 2 years ago
Oh I forgot about that movie! Underrated old gem :)
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LeviTheUselessFrog 2 years ago
I believe thats the point. I dont condone thid or suggest doing it either
Load More Replies... Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I must try that. I hope they don't ask to exchange pictures of each other.
jgilmer 2 years ago
That's easy, AI can make pics of people that don't exist.
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potatoe 2 years ago
It’s only them and I suspect I won’t eat spaghetti made from others starting right this second
Load More Replies... Loverboy 2 years ago
Bro just buy a back scratcher, that's actually disgusting. Maybe it's just me being a germaphobe but this disgusts me
PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
Not as bad as scratching in the Crack tho
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Eww, I hope it is over their clothes, not bare skin! Why not buy a second one to use as a back scratcher?
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
I have a friend who does this!! Although he puts it by the sink to be washed.
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Niall Mac Iomera 2 years ago
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
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Kobe 2 years ago
I don't think I could enjoy a meal, knowing it isn't mine and knowing a neighbour is waiting for it, knowing mistakes are being made...
Majungasaurus 2 years ago (edited)
Knowing that poor driver is getting in trouble :( they can’t take the food back so I would at least have admitted it and given the driver a tip for the freebie!
Load More Replies... Nikkie Nothing 2 years ago
It's kind of disturbing that the delivery driver left it and then came back to reclaim the order to re-deljver it to the correct person. Seems like a health code issue to me. You don't know if the person who received it did anything to it or contaminated it. The person who received it should have called the restaurant and told them they received it by mistake. The restaurant most likely would have said "hey thanks for the heads up" and told them to keep the food, then remade and delivered the order to the correct address.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
My husband and I made separate orders once, so we could each use an app deal. They bagged his up, coming from the kitchen and then handed me a bag. We had been waiting in line quite a while. I asked when it was made. They told me over an hour ago. They were supposed to wait til I checked in to start it, but did not. I had to fight with 3 people to get somebody to make my food over. I couldn't believe it.
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Hensch 2 years ago
They asked for it back? For what? To deliver it to the customer not knowing what you might have done to it? No way. That’s gross. There’s a reason stores can’t sell returned food.
Beck 2 years ago
When I was a waitress, once the food was set down on a table it could not be switched with another guest at another table. It could go back to the kitchen. I made that mistake once. I passed out 2 or 3 plates then realized I was at the wrong table. Picked up the plates immediately to give to the right table and a manager saw and snatched the plates up and took them back to remake them. It was not my table, I was just running the food.
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Loverboy 2 years ago
*You* ended things with her, then *you* manipulated her just so you could get a playlist? Either this is fake or you're a massive a*****e.
Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
You might feel like James Bond, but you sound like a douche canoe.
Gwenaëlle Michaelis 2 years ago (edited)
You're not James Bond, you're juste an a*****e ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jennifer_Crowley_Luci 2 years ago
A bit, but if she isn't aware of her own finances, it seems to fit under either survival of the fittest or....
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago (edited)
How does that ruin it for you? And why take it out on your son?
Dan Buckley 2 years ago
I'm guessing it's seriously uncool if your stuffy parent likes your music
Load More Replies... Best Behave 2 years ago (edited)
I was absolutely shocked when my dad insisted on listening to RATM on a long car journey - before that he’d always dissed any contemporary stuff I listened to. I wish he’d been more open as there was stuff he’d have loved and we could have shared. My daughter now listens to a load of my old favourites, and introduces me to stuff I’d never have otherwise heard of - we share our music, and I wouldn’t miss it for the world
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
I would have loved it if my Dad liked my music. Instead, he seemed to think I only listened to hard rock to rebel against him, but it had nothing to do with him.
Wintermute 2 years ago
My dad always s**t on my music and it made me self conscious to the point where I still don't listen to music much when people are around. It'd have been great if he'd have given some interest in what I liked.
Jennifer Norton 2 years ago
you sound like an a*****e kid. My kids love my music and I love some of theirs. Music shouldn't be ruined just because your parent's ask about it!
Vicki Cunningham 2 years ago
Seriously wondering about the mental health of some of these posters.
(っ◔◡◔)っ blush 2 years ago
Aw, but sharing music with people you love is so much fun! Me and my dad listen to Cannibal Corpse on my way to school and sometimes attend concerts together!
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Several millions of Asians think squatting pans give you better pooing posture
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Marcellus II 2 years ago
And not miss it for a long time --- the loft insulation was replaced, and the owner comes after that.
Load More Replies... Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Could have been their pension fund. That's lousy. Should've returned it.
Jennifer_Crowley_Luci 2 years ago
I may have utilized it, but I would have at least been honest with them. It is MY new house, of course.
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Donut Overload 2 years ago (edited)
WHY ARE YALL SO SHAKEN UP THIS IS LITERALLY DEDICATED TO BAD THINGS PEOPLE WANT TO CONFESS STOP SHAMING AND APPRECIATE THAT AT LEAST THEY SAID SOMETHING
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Best Behave 2 years ago
But at least you get your cut, so that’s alright. Tell me, have you ever thought of going into politics?
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Jennifer_Crowley_Luci 2 years ago
The Walking Dead should be required viewing for some of these folks.......
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Shark Lady 2 years ago
My parents used to travel a lot and would bring me back all the mini toiletries so I could have them in my hospital bag.
Loverboy 2 years ago
I have trouble believing this. You make that much, are mostly bald, but feel the need to got that far for some shampoo?
Percy the Band Rat 2 years ago
I like the tiny soap bars in hotels, the often smell really nice, but I don't steal them lol
Beck 2 years ago
These are not travel size. They are stuck to the wall. He wastes his time by standing in the shower and squeezing them into his own bottles. Jokes on him though. The hotel probably refills the big containers with cheap shampoo, not whatever fancy shampoo is on the bottle.
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Anna Ekberg 2 years ago
You have been doing this to them for 6 months but somehow THEY are the bell ends? Hmmm... 🤔
Wubbleyew 2 years ago
I dont like this one, it's not victimless. Someone at the council is probably getting abused weekly by these people for missing their bins
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
I had to look up "the tip". Apparently it's another word for the trash dump.
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Dispatcherqueen 2 years ago
And you should never bring it up...I hope your lil one is healthy and happy
Best Behave 2 years ago
Probably the only sane comment on this post so far - have an up vote.
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Lost Penny 2 years ago
I love my dog too and would kiss his nose quite often (especially after he just wakes up when it's all warm & dry -- mmm...!) but this is just EWWWW!
Carrie Smith 2 years ago
I love my dog and I give her kisses and let her lick my plate but it sure as heck is going in the dishwasher.
Spongebob Sadpants 2 years ago
If my dogs lick my plate then you rest assured it gets a thorough wash. Your confession is just eww.
Vicki Cunningham 2 years ago
I let me dog lick the plate also, depending on the food, but goes straight into the dishwasher.
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TheDag 2 years ago
Fesshole honestly is a love/hate relationship. Some of these are genuinely pretty sweet/funny however the rest make me want to walk into a forest and never come back
Wren Hard 2 years ago
I want to walk into a forest and never come back at the best of times
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marianne eliza 2 years ago (edited)
I like to fish from shores of lakes, away from people. I bring a fishing pole, a comfy chair, an ice chest with whatever I want in it, and a good book. I never bring bait. Toss in the line, pop open a beverage, sit and read. I'm not doing nothing... I'm fishing. But who needs some bloody fish disturbing my day?
Wuggerhumphden 2 years ago
Do people who have commented as though they were addressing the fesshole poster not realise that this is just a list copy pasted from Twitter? The people who wrote to fesshole are very unlikely to see the comments/questions.
h to da izzle 2 years ago
i was kicked out of a private school because i would not fit in with the other kids from wealthy families and had some pretty bad run-ins with the teachers. half a year after i was visiting another school close nearby my old one, i went to hang out with some friends that already had their drivers license and we just drove around and thought about what to to. one of them had some spraypaint in their trunk and we decided that it would be a really good idea to write some nasty words on the walls of said private school. i wrote some nasty words and a friend of mine wrote even nastier things but just for fun. we did not think that there would be someone that get punished for that as it was in the middle of the night and it was the 90s so no cameras or hired guards. we learned years later that they punished a guy we knew for the whole thing, he was dismissed from school and his parents had to pay a lot of money. we never apologized.
Terry Butler 2 years ago
It's not too late to come clean. It could mean something to the accused and the parents. But it would take courage.
Load More Replies... The Short Lady 2 years ago
Editors: Many of these are not confessions. If everyone knows it, it's not a confession.
Tye Williams 2 years ago
I'm a twin, parents can tell us apart. So could bosses, teachers, girlfriends. First!
Terry Butler 2 years ago
I'm an identical twin, and we were very much identical. I find it hard to believe that a parent would not have figured out which one was which by almost five. It's sad, really.
Load More Replies... Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
None of these are real secrets or anything like I expected. Boring.
TheDag 2 years ago
Fesshole honestly is a love/hate relationship. Some of these are genuinely pretty sweet/funny however the rest make me want to walk into a forest and never come back
Wren Hard 2 years ago
I want to walk into a forest and never come back at the best of times
Load More Replies... marianne eliza 2 years ago (edited)
I like to fish from shores of lakes, away from people. I bring a fishing pole, a comfy chair, an ice chest with whatever I want in it, and a good book. I never bring bait. Toss in the line, pop open a beverage, sit and read. I'm not doing nothing... I'm fishing. But who needs some bloody fish disturbing my day?
Wuggerhumphden 2 years ago
Do people who have commented as though they were addressing the fesshole poster not realise that this is just a list copy pasted from Twitter? The people who wrote to fesshole are very unlikely to see the comments/questions.
h to da izzle 2 years ago
i was kicked out of a private school because i would not fit in with the other kids from wealthy families and had some pretty bad run-ins with the teachers. half a year after i was visiting another school close nearby my old one, i went to hang out with some friends that already had their drivers license and we just drove around and thought about what to to. one of them had some spraypaint in their trunk and we decided that it would be a really good idea to write some nasty words on the walls of said private school. i wrote some nasty words and a friend of mine wrote even nastier things but just for fun. we did not think that there would be someone that get punished for that as it was in the middle of the night and it was the 90s so no cameras or hired guards. we learned years later that they punished a guy we knew for the whole thing, he was dismissed from school and his parents had to pay a lot of money. we never apologized.
Terry Butler 2 years ago
It's not too late to come clean. It could mean something to the accused and the parents. But it would take courage.
Load More Replies... The Short Lady 2 years ago
Editors: Many of these are not confessions. If everyone knows it, it's not a confession.
Tye Williams 2 years ago
I'm a twin, parents can tell us apart. So could bosses, teachers, girlfriends. First!
Terry Butler 2 years ago
I'm an identical twin, and we were very much identical. I find it hard to believe that a parent would not have figured out which one was which by almost five. It's sad, really.
Load More Replies... Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
None of these are real secrets or anything like I expected. Boring.
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