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Disclosing our secrets reduces stress and helps us come to terms with our behavior. So the fact that some of the most powerful people or institutions in many cultures encourage people to admit their transgressions is no coincidence. Nor is the huge number of followers behind the Twitter account 'Fesshole.'

It enables people to anonymously confess "their sins" and countless have already turned to it for a shot at internet absolution. So let's see if we can give them exactly that, shall we?

We at Bored Panda compiled some of the wildest submissions 'Fesshole' has recently received, so put on your confessor hat (or pick up a scepter, whatever works for you), and continue scrolling to check out what some evil-doers have been up to.

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Nat of Clan P
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't sound stupid at all! And I'm so very sorry for your loss. No parent should ever outlive their child. Brought a tear to my eye.

Sheila Stamey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah. It's like the reason I saved a loved ones voice mails. I can still listen to him.

Giles McArdell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not at all stupid, you go ahead and honour her memory in whatever way feels right to you.

Suddenly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not stupid. Keep on doing whatever gives you comfort.

Natalie H
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s not stupid at all. I’m so sorry for your loss ♥️

Josephine
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually love this. Please keep her close in any way or form that works for you. She deserves this type of love and attention. And so do you.

David H
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone copes in their own way, and this is her still doing one thing she used to do as a mother, that she still can do in a way. I fully understand this

Joy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No it's not stupid. It's what you need and it's keeping her close. Do what works 🤍

Debs Bee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am sorry for your loss. Hold tight to that precious memory. ❤️❤️❤️

Lunar
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't stupid at all. It's a kind of tribute to the girl. Rip.

Mark D
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, this one grabs me by the balls. I am really sorry for your loss and I can totally understand you might do this. I wish you all the love, strength and whatever it takes to process tour loss.

Maddy W
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my- this just warmed my heart. I'm sorry for your loss.

CatWoman312
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so heartwarming. It’s not stupid at all! It’s your way of staying close with your daughter even if she’s no longer here. I am so sorry for your loss.

Jonathan Labelle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that a way of coping and have something to be connecting with her despite her passing

Shannon Stephens
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is your enduring love for your child and that can never be stupid!

BisexualSquirrel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m sorry for your loss. Also, you are in a way sharing something with your daughter. This is very special and I would think it was very sweet if someone told me this.

Kainaath Khan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not stupid at all, it's your 'another' way of connecting with her.

Susan Bosse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't sound stupid at all and it's something I would do, too. I'm so very, very sorry for your loss but you play My Little Pony every day for the rest of your life for your baby. Just think how many coins she'll have when you finally meet again.

kat lia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that would be so hard for you. i can't imagine how you feel when you play the game. remembering her. i am crying while typing this. may you find comfort on her memories.

BOTW PANDA
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

awww that's so sweet. I'm so sorry for your loss. To die so young is horrible.

Cammy Cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I doubt anyone would think that is stupid! That is super sweet!

Randolph Croft
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Parents of passed children hold onto their toys (or games!) pretty much forever. I would, too.

Joshua Collins
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It seems that this person misspelled "sweet" when they typed stupid.

Alie de Hek
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NOT stupid! Dealing with grieve in your way. I think it's pure love.

carl jones
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's sad and beautiful at the same time, you're an amazing parent

DaisyGirl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That makes PERFECT sense. U and she will never be seperated

Richard Willis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You possibly feel stupid, (you’re not!), because you are struggling to move on. Fact is that grief isn’t an event; it is a chronic situation that will stay with you. How you cope with that is very individual so keep logging on.

Rampelle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God damn, right in the feels. Send me the game name and a friend request. I'd love to collect coins and send them to you if possible.

Calyx Teren
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is NOT AT ALL STUPID. It’s rational and comforting and to hell with anyone who thinks otherwise.

TooTall
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry for your loss... It isn't stupid. it's a very understandable way to remember her by. I wish you peace of mind.

Rieschelle Roberts
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom passed away on Mother's Day this year and I still am texting her. They messages have just recently stopped being delivered but I still text her. Grieving is a unique experience for everyone. Do whatever makes you feel close to your daughter.

Narelle Hussy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what anybody else would think isn't important mate.. that's a special thing between you and your little one.. losing a child is devastating and finding comfort in our own way belongs 2 us and only us.. I feel your pain mate😞💔

Tiki Stanford
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg this stopped me in my tracks. I have a chronically ill daughter whose life ran around mlp, still does but she has moved from ponies to cats. This is the most beautiful thing, I'm glad he has that to offer him memories of her in a tangible way. So so sweet, and certainly nothing to be ashamed of. We all cope as best we can.

Boba
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not stupid, it's super sad. I feel for the person who wrote this.

Cassi Lyris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is NOT stupid. I'm glad you have a piece of her life to still interact with.

AliJanx
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After my husband passed, I regularly called his work desk phone to listen to his recorded voice.

Brooklyn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No this isn't stupud at all, and I am super sorry at your loss. 😞

Katy Hickman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is not at all stupid sounding. It is beautiful. My heart goes out to you, my condolences

suzemagoo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Telling a bunch of strangers is good . . . just look how many confirmed there is nothing the least bit stupid about this. What's sad is anyone who would not understand that missing a loved one and expressing the loss in a comforting way is as healthy as it comes.

PolymathNecromancer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think it's in the least bit stupid.... I am sorry that our society creates such an environment that you are inclined to hide such a thing... may you continue to carry on in the vacuum, and by sharing this when able, also help someone else carry on as well. Like me <3

R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son passed away last year. I still call his number and I've downloaded the ringtone that I used for his number. Beyond that, know that I know. We're a silent army but we find each other in so many places. Broken, shattered hearts. We find each other. Along the journey of sorts we meet angels that help us along. Maybe just by making something easier when we need it. And we see signs that our child is not far away. I know one day my son will reach his hand out to me and say, "Come on Mom, you can stop crying now."

The Redhead
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so sorry about the loss of your daughter. I don't think it's stupid at all, honestly I don't think anyone would. It's a connection to your daughter. Hugs

Trey Peters
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's possibly the farthest thing from stupid. I'm so sorry that happened

K K
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't sound the least bit stupid. It sounds beautiful and if it helps that person, more power to them.

Carin Campbell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awe, that broke my heart, im so sorry for ur loss ♥️ Sending all the feels/vibes

Aaron Proctor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not stupid, it's you understandably using this as a means to control your greif, and a means to stay connected to your baby.... No words can be used to explain why this is soooooo normal, understandable, and above all, precious.

Miz Chelle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know a woman who hates beer, but drinks a Miller Lite a few times a year for her father who passed a few years ago.

RoanTheMad
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not stupid at all. It gives you a connection to your daughter. I bet she'd be overjoyed to know you do this. It's incredibly heartwarming and I am so sorry for your loss.

the Return of Bruno
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F*****G WARN US!!!!!!! I didn't expect that. I thought the sobbiest I would likely find was the guy who stole his ex's cat before she could have him put down.

Chez2202
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is nothing stupid about this. I am so sorry for your loss. People do what they need to do to get through the day after a loss and you suffered the biggest loss of all.

similarly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel so, so, so sorry for this person. This is heartbreaking.

Linda Gilliam
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so very sorry for your loss. May she Rest in Peace and fly with the Angels.

cpo109
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so sorry for your loss. It is important to remember our kids and the family's traditions. I wanted to make deviled eggs at Thanksgiving cause my son loved them so much. (Ended up eating out and had a deviled egg there for Thanksgiving).

Melvetta Bowles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Condolences, it's makes you feel she still here & she be happy to see those coins. U will stop when the pain 💔 slowly starts to heal, when I don't know, but, don't worry about it. You just remembering memories

Marilyn Russell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That does not sound stupid at all - it sounds sweet. So sorry to hear your little angel passed away.

Raimei Ai
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still have conversations and even arguments/debates about anime and where the storyline's going to go with my brother. We used to live together til he passed 3.5 years ago. I still live in our shared apparetment. People think I'm insane til I tell them.

Cindy Abbott
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the farthest thing from stupid that I have ever heard. I'm so sorry for your loss 😞

JaniSan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A very healthy coping mechanism I would say. Still too heartbreaking :(

Lillian mercado
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So sorry for your loss, that's not stupid at all. You just go ahead and keep doing what you like. My daughter is going to be six and I cannot bear to think about life without her. My heart goes out to you and yours.

Chloe Brown
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my ex passed away I used to send text messages to his phone number, until one day someone replied, it both scared the sh*t out of me and made me sad at the same time… it doesn’t sound stupid at all… we all grieve differently. ❤️

Penelope Karhinen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not at all stupid. Anyone dealing with such a terrible loss would understand

Penelope Karhinen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not at all stupid. Anything that helps you deal with her loss is entirely up to you. Anyone grieving a loss would understand

Iyelatu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this for my son too.. he's so happy playing when its his screen time make me happy too..

Nirdavo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Keep playing - it will continue to remind you of all the happy time you gave your daughter. Im' really sorry for your loss.

Nirdavo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Continue to play - it will keep reminding you how happy you made your daughter. I'm sorry for your loss.

Lori Lewis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh honey, that does NOT sound stupid..... it's very sweet and I'm sure ANYONE would understand. I'm so sorry you lost your baby girl 💔

Ron H.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's wonderful! You have nothing to be ashamed of!. So sorry for your loss 🙏🏻

Rosie Cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is nothing stupid in doing that. It's actually super sweet and I'm so very very sorry for your loss.

C W
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so heartbreaking but so beautiful. I'm so sorry

Audra Sisler
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not at all stupid! That is absolutely incredibly sweet 🥺🥺I am so sorry for your loss love❤️

Tx jac
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It does not sound stupid and happy that you shared with us. Im sure every single one of us is sending you a mental hug and positive thoughts to always remember the sunshine she brought in to your life

DumYum
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So sorry for your loss. I used to rearrange my daughter’s toys in the night to create tableaus for her. She is in her 30s now and married. Not sure if she ever noticed.

Laura CIdoni
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not stupid, that is one of the sweetest things I've ever heard. I am so sorry for your loss - what you are doing sounds like a wonderful way to remember your daughter. I think it's very very sweet

Dana Trahan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh honey that isn’t stupid. It’s actually to TOTAL opposite of stupid. I am so very sorry for your loss. I think you keeping that up is an AMAZING thing. If it brings u comfort that’s all that matters. I will keep u n my thoughts

Tinykame
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think there is anymore of an act of love than this. I really just want to hug this OP

Lucy Goosey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not stupid at all what a wonderful way to keep her close.... Sorry for your loss

Dawud G Delves
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing I already pepper sprayed myself before reading this. 😪

Bobby
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is horrifying to me. I can't think of anything worse than losing a kid. Like it's so bad I can't think about it

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... put a cat down, just because you move? Seriously, I hope this sad excuse of an attempt to be a halfway human POS never had any fun in its life again. Fück these people, whatever treats some sentient living being, who likely loved that thing, like that doesn't deserve its feelings to be taken into account anywhere, and if, then only to make sure it hasn't any chance to have fun.

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In The Secret Life of Secrets, Dr. Michael Slepian, the Sanford C. Bernstein & Co. Associate Professor of Leadership and Ethics at Columbia Business School, explained that we can draw a line between secrecy and privacy by considering secrecy as an intention to hold specific information back, and privacy as a reflection of how much we broadcast personal information, in general.

Generally, people who are more private require closeness before they let you in. Yet those who are less private may be happy to disclose personal information, not just to friends and family, but to coworkers, acquaintances, and even people they’ve just met as well.

You may not want to discuss your sexual experiences at work out of concern for privacy (and for what is appropriate), however, this is very different from wanting to keep some specific experience a secret. In both cases, you are taking control of your personal information, but for different reasons.

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"Aside from sex, money is another example of something you may not talk about but may not be intentionally keeping secret," Slepian wrote. "You might not talk about your paycheck out of concern for privacy, rather than wanting nobody to ever know what it looks like."

"At the same time, there may be other specifics you intend to keep hidden, such as a particularly unwise financial decision. These examples help us see that privacy and secrecy can coexist, and there can be gray area in between. So, can we ever really separate them? Yes, and the person who knows best—whether something is private or secret—is you."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... and did you get yourself checked out? Because if your wife didn't even remotely recognize the smell (and yes, she knows the normal smell), there might be something wrong with you, too.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who cares if your dog is ugly. Dogs can be amazing and also ugly at the same time. You can't become a neighbourhood menace just because someone thought your dog was ugly.

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During his research, Slepian discovered that the more immoral we consider a personal experience or action, the more it feels like a secret, rather than something that is merely private.

He also found that the more we think others would find the information relevant to their own lives, the more something unsaid feels like secrecy instead of privacy.

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Nat of Clan P
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw, I get why you did this. My mum died 13 years ago and my dad this year. I miss them both terribly every.single.day.

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He learned this from a study involving 1,000 participants in committed relationships. "I asked the participants to think about something they had not disclosed to their romantic partner," the psychologist said.

"This was easy for them to do. We all have many such things, ranging from the consequential to the mundane. Some of the things people hadn't disclosed were acts they considered highly immoral, like cheating on their partner and misrepresenting their past. The participants said that these felt very much like secrets. But other things did not seem immoral. For example, one participant told me he quite enjoys having the apartment to himself, and doesn’t mind when his partner is away for the weekend. In fact, it makes him quite happy."

"Another participant told me that her partner doesn’t know how much she spends on yarn. These things didn’t feel like they mattered all that much, and so not mentioning them didn’t feel like keeping secrets," Slepian noted.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well now I'll never stop wondering what franchise that was and whether I've seen ET Ballsack.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a lot of times my to do list is things I have done. instead of a never ending list of demands... I am faced with a list of satisfaction ( and I can see I have actually accomplished a lot)

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Slepian said people are often wondering if they're more secretive than the average person.

"When we start talking about tendencies for secrecy, we bump right up into personality psychology," he said. "A common way of measuring personality is to ask about five broad traits: Openness (open to new experiences and to things being complicated), Conscientiousness (organized, disciplined), Extraversion (enthusiastic, social), Agreeableness (polite, eager to please), and Neuroticism (the less polite word for high negative emotion; many prefer to call this “low emotional stability” instead)."

(If you ever need to remember this information straight away just remember the acronym OCEAN.)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I answer my front door without my trousers on. The visitors quickly decide if I am someone they wanted to see.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be seriously satisfying if someone filmed this. I'd email it to the prick everyday for as long as I needed to feel vindicated (or until the baastard had a mental breakdown - whichever came first).

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"My research finds that someone who is more secretive (whether having had many experiences from the list or just a few) tends to be less extraverted and less emotionally stable, but more conscientious," Slepian said.

Additionally, the profile of a person more likely to get involved in the kinds of situations that people keep secret is that of someone who is open, extraverted, and emotionally stable, but less agreeable and less conscientious.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This IMO has little to do with IQ. If you never learnt, you cannot do it. Good luck learning (says the woman who replaces the laces with elastics because she just can't be bothered).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agree. I had the same reaction when my son was diagnosed with autism. But yesterday, we were driving past a new development of houses near a pond. I pointed to it and asked him if he knew why it was a bad idea to build houses so close to a pond and he responded with "Tidal waves?" We laughed for about ten minutes before I said "mosquitos."

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get them a new dog that you love! (This is clearly a joke, chill)

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Kirsten Kerkhof
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very good! I had a non-stick pan that I was very protective of. My mother knew she couldn't use it, and never did. Then she had a friend stay over who offered to cook, and used My Pan, and utterly ruined it. She didn't even offer to buy a new one because in her mind it was still good. My mom got me a new pan, but I'm still hurt.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

next time: put a child in "fake" command (steering wheel), and take a picture of the people faces

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peng = very attractive for those like me who didn’t know what that meant lol

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mulk
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the same when employer fake competitor for the job opportunity you apply for... "yes, three other people are in the pipe for the same job...", just to ensure you will not ask for too much money and/or advantage

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think there might be something wrong with the connection between my eyes and my brain. I've been seeing things from the corner of my eyes that aren't there and reading words that don't exist. Three times I read "A child kept licking my seat...". I'm beginning to wonder if this isn't just a weird glitch that will straighten itself out.

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Katie Lutesinger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid I actually asked my mother what happened to the coins people threw into the fountain at the mall, and she said "the people who clean the fountain get to have it". An answer which I still quite like to this day.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would have been the best thing ever....lol I would have laughed so damn hard 🤣

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Susan Bosse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate to even question this but unless you had explosive diarrhea, it's doubtful it would make a sound when the coined up poo hit the water.

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Mary Jeffries
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not enough people do trade jobs so they don’t understand how stable and lucrative they can be.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can still enjoy domestic holiday. I don't really see the point of going nearly broke for a week of vacation. Mind you, even domestic holiday could be expensive, bit you can break it down to 2-3, maybe 4 days instead for whole week or even longer.

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Katy McMouse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a flaghole (the racist neighbor, not the master of chaos messing with his nuts).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My niece is obsessed with the kid's YouTube channel called "A for Adley". I admit it's a pretty wholesome family channel, but it doesn't change the fact that it gets pretty annoying very quickly. My SIL told me, whenever I'm babysitting her and she starts binging that channel, I can just go into her bedroom and read. It's much more peaceful than hearing "THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!" every 5 GD minutes. Don't worry, guys, I put a stop to the screen time after a while and we do something more interactive. But when it's on, the goddamn floor is goddamn lava again.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One person's good one is another person's meh. This is not as bad as you think it is

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He will get a $50 camera soon and people will lose jobs. Hm. Not that likely story TBF; once or twice I can believe more nope.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did the same thing... Although my bad experiences are in the double digits (dentist did not ever give me Novocain when I was a kid... and hit a nerve everytime ( and laughed about it). Was told i had 5 cavities... waited 10 yrs was talked into going to a dentist... and it was a miracle... I was healed NO cavities! Now I physically get sick when I HAVE to go because of pain. ( just lost a cap and will wait for pain to go... fck I HATE dentists.)

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MiriPanda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Messing with sick people? Not cool. Also, early birds and night owls exist on either side, so this might not have the desired effect, you are hoping for...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

proper question, did anyone who he was presenting it to realize that it was such?

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Mark Stewart
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the way I do it too, saw someone doing it that way when I was a kid and copied them.

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Alexandra Davis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Blue Peter for any none Brits is a very long running children show where you can get a Blue Peter badge for certain things and they are very highly sort after. I wanted one so badly as a child!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least this person has a conscience - there's a lot of shocking stuff on this thread!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m doing the same kind of thing at an amusement park. If yours kids asks for a drink/tap water, and you’ve been nice, no problems; otherwise, enjoy paying for the cup+water 😈

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Alexandra Davis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I was a mutual friend and saw you had liked them, even if I thought the art was awful, I would just see a good friend supporting their friends hobby! I wouldn't judge

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Chris B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, there's tons of them and we all do it. Here in the US we have American Excess (Amex), Needless Markup (Niemann Marcus, clothing store), the list goes on...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry but that was NOT a proposal. Make it obvious, don't assume the other person would automatically know what you mean

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is someone who is very comfortable in their own sexuality, and is honoured that the gays fancy him. Well done sir!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do exactly the same, it works a treat. Quite happy to put £1 in the donation tin, however those days are gone, every single charity wants a monthly direct debit. They can just get lost with that madness. Also works with any other subscription based nuisance like breakdown cover or a TV service.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I forget a word, I worry about dementia. Is this how it starts ?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In your defense you had no way of knowing. Depending on how old the kid was, he should have known not to eat them.

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Adam Zad
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As of yesterday, my mother has lived longer than Queen Elizabeth II. GO MOM! 🎉

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Debby Keir
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm - similar T shirt - once stayed an extra year in a bad relationship because he was so good at housework.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can buy a teabag holder dish for less than $10 and put it next to the sink. Cheaper than a divorce.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay....let's not make the wife look like the bad guy here. Her husband is cheating on her and he's getting annoyed at her for being paranoid. Screw that guy. His wife deserves better.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the thing about politics. It's not a team sport, you don't have to subscribe to a party line, and most people are independant whether they know it or not. This whole left v right thing is just a manufactured culture war to distract from real problems and real solutions in favor of clicks and rage votes.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You share blame, you should have brought up the price when you agreed

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually more likely to go poorly for you then it is for him.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this is the UK it wouldn’t work. It’s illegal to tamper with a voting form and erasing something would render the form null and void.

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Niki A
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If my children get embarrassed that I have sex with their dad, I will remind them that they are the results.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't go shopping to be social. I'm not rude, but if I'm upset or depressed and I go shopping, I can't really smile or talk. If someone did that to me I would be VERY upset.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you don't think that could still happen just with two women? Does the housewife dynamic only exist for heterosexual relationships? I doubt it, you can still be a homebody and still be a stay at home mother in a gay relationship so how is marriage to a woman going to make any difference? If that's your nature or your choice, how is who you are married to going to affect that? Do you imagine that all lesbian marriages look like two gals living their best life going out the whole time and bein child free? Some do and some straight marriages do but some marriages both gay and straight look more traditional..

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your "yield" is the same colour as mouse droppings then you should probably see a doctor.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are people, through sheer spite, being so incredibly ugly?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just... work something out between you. An open and honest relationship will make your marriage SO much healthier. If there's something you want to buy but don't have enough pocket money to, talk to your wife and figure out how you can settle this. But don't HIDE that from her; that's just going to make things worse. (This is my opinion, you don't have to agree with it)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the hell is wrong with you guys? Destruction of property, destroying others stuff and finding it okay? What gives here? Why do you get to play these little games?

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Katy McMouse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why? That's not the way to treat a friend. If you don't like the dog, just stop watching it or better yet, go buy yourself a can of tuna.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry but if you're in a relationship with a person whom you adoringly love this shouldn't be a problem. Sure it might effect you for a week or so, but go on a date, get dressed up, flirt. If something like this ruins your relationship then you will never have a close long term partner.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just straight up wasteful. Move out if you hate it so much.

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