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Disclosing our secrets reduces stress and helps us come to terms with our behavior. So the fact that some of the most powerful people or institutions in many cultures encourage people to admit their transgressions is no coincidence. Nor is the huge number of followers behind the Twitter account 'Fesshole.'

It enables people to anonymously confess "their sins" and countless have already turned to it for a shot at internet absolution. So let's see if we can give them exactly that, shall we?

We at Bored Panda compiled some of the wildest submissions 'Fesshole' has recently received, so put on your confessor hat (or pick up a scepter, whatever works for you), and continue scrolling to check out what some evil-doers have been up to.

For more, click on our older publications on 'Fesshole' here and here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... put a cat down, just because you move? Seriously, I hope this sad excuse of an attempt to be a halfway human POS never had any fun in its life again. Fück these people, whatever treats some sentient living being, who likely loved that thing, like that doesn't deserve its feelings to be taken into account anywhere, and if, then only to make sure it hasn't any chance to have fun.

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In The Secret Life of Secrets, Dr. Michael Slepian, the Sanford C. Bernstein & Co. Associate Professor of Leadership and Ethics at Columbia Business School, explained that we can draw a line between secrecy and privacy by considering secrecy as an intention to hold specific information back, and privacy as a reflection of how much we broadcast personal information, in general.

Generally, people who are more private require closeness before they let you in. Yet those who are less private may be happy to disclose personal information, not just to friends and family, but to coworkers, acquaintances, and even people they’ve just met as well.

You may not want to discuss your sexual experiences at work out of concern for privacy (and for what is appropriate), however, this is very different from wanting to keep some specific experience a secret. In both cases, you are taking control of your personal information, but for different reasons.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is anyone going to mention the sex tourism that has plagued the Czech Republic since at least the 80’s and how, when a group of guys travel there for a “boys weekend” they’re not hooking up with randoms they meet at clubs, but often underage & almost always manipulated into hooking at the train depots, subway stops and near touristy nightlife??? I’m not shaming empowered secs workers or open marriages, but consider who he and his pals were going to try to use those condoms on. I was there a couple weeks ago & saw very young girls in puffer jackets and skirts so low I could see their trim. And it was cold! Eyes that looked like plates & no way they’re over 20. Probably not over 16. Ya, I’d leave his a*s, too!

KimB
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly his intentions were pretty clear and that's just gross to bring that into your marital bed. Bye bye!

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Emory White
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For every stupid guy out there, a brilliant woman waits to stab him

AxleMunshine001
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Immoral action not withstanding, a cleverer guy would have bought the condoms once at the destination.

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Hill Branda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you get to keep the dog, I think you got the better deal.

Marcellus II
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She snooping, he (thinking of) cheating? Yes, break up already.

GettingCereal
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not necessarily snooping. When we go on vacation I sometimes dig around in my bfs bag to see if I need to pack certain shared items or not or open it to put something in there of mine or of is that he forgot.

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Woundwort42
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope the condoms were for him, and not his buddies, otherwise he's lost his marriage for trying to keep his friends safe

C Cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if they were for his friends and not him? OOP must have had other hints to be suspicious

HavocR24
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What an idiot, should have just bought the condoms in Prague :P

Henry Shane
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds bs, why was she in his luggage and why would he not buy them there. 99% of these are clearly fantasy.

Zanshin
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While it seems obvious, you really should have give him a chance to explain. Rather drastic to end just like that. Could have learned from this error in judgement.

Ron H.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a lot of condoms for a "boys" weekend! He may not have been interested in coming back to his GIRLfriend?! 🤔😅

Lu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe your husband really liked his friends, like really really liked them.

Cassi Lyris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably safe to assume all these 'boys' were also married. Hope it ruined the entire trip for all of them.

JoJo Anisko
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh, dear, I tripped on the stairs and fell into some young lady's vajayjay."

Ba-Na-Na
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then he wouldn’t “hide” them in the luggage. If he didn’t have anything to hide it would be in the open

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Jaekry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice level of trust (in both directions) ... Tell me,... Why are you married again?

OmBoyGanesh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree, but trust isn’t blind & unfettered. People make mistakes; bad choices. We keep each other honest or loyal or faithful. Clearly she knew she had reason to be suspicious, confirmed it and decided to move on.

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Susan Teter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well guess he really did get f****d. Be careful what you ask for...you just might get it.

Hehe Nope
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get why any women would date a man who is willing to be in that situation. Lol husband+boy weekend is not meant to be in the same sentence.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bruh but what if he was just holding them for a friend like 99% of guys do.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My SO and I have absolutely no secrets for eachother, we know each other's pin codes, pass words and where to find anything, just in case it's necessary. The guy wasn't "hiding" that box of condoms, he was hoping his wife would find them so she works serve him with divorce papers and he could play the victim in the future...

Craig Reynolds
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talk about a drama cliffhanger post! We need updates. Was there groveling on his return?

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nuberiffic
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did be think they don't sell condoms in Prague? Or even at the airport?

Epona
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t say “boys weekend” when talking about adult males, even if the adults in question are acting like children. It’s gross. Also, I can’t help but wonder why she thought to check his luggage! Did she suspect he was cheating before this trip? I don’t disagree with her actions but I’m curious to why she thought she needed to check his luggage if she might not have suspected him of infidelity.

Niamh Gallagher Kerr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's definitely been issues before now if the bag was being checked. I wouldn't even think of checking my husbands bag if he was going away for the weekend unless it was to put something in it and even that'd be an effort 🙈🤣

Silviu Leibovici
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess he bought others when he found that note ... there are more than 1 use for condoms, but i guess, where is no trust...

Ed
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's actually illegal to lock someone out of their own home, and you don't get to keep the dog until a court decides.

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"Aside from sex, money is another example of something you may not talk about but may not be intentionally keeping secret," Slepian wrote. "You might not talk about your paycheck out of concern for privacy, rather than wanting nobody to ever know what it looks like."

"At the same time, there may be other specifics you intend to keep hidden, such as a particularly unwise financial decision. These examples help us see that privacy and secrecy can coexist, and there can be gray area in between. So, can we ever really separate them? Yes, and the person who knows best—whether something is private or secret—is you."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... and did you get yourself checked out? Because if your wife didn't even remotely recognize the smell (and yes, she knows the normal smell), there might be something wrong with you, too.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who cares if your dog is ugly. Dogs can be amazing and also ugly at the same time. You can't become a neighbourhood menace just because someone thought your dog was ugly.

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During his research, Slepian discovered that the more immoral we consider a personal experience or action, the more it feels like a secret, rather than something that is merely private.

He also found that the more we think others would find the information relevant to their own lives, the more something unsaid feels like secrecy instead of privacy.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw, I get why you did this. My mum died 13 years ago and my dad this year. I miss them both terribly every.single.day.

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He learned this from a study involving 1,000 participants in committed relationships. "I asked the participants to think about something they had not disclosed to their romantic partner," the psychologist said.

"This was easy for them to do. We all have many such things, ranging from the consequential to the mundane. Some of the things people hadn't disclosed were acts they considered highly immoral, like cheating on their partner and misrepresenting their past. The participants said that these felt very much like secrets. But other things did not seem immoral. For example, one participant told me he quite enjoys having the apartment to himself, and doesn’t mind when his partner is away for the weekend. In fact, it makes him quite happy."

"Another participant told me that her partner doesn’t know how much she spends on yarn. These things didn’t feel like they mattered all that much, and so not mentioning them didn’t feel like keeping secrets," Slepian noted.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well now I'll never stop wondering what franchise that was and whether I've seen ET Ballsack.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a lot of times my to do list is things I have done. instead of a never ending list of demands... I am faced with a list of satisfaction ( and I can see I have actually accomplished a lot)

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Slepian said people are often wondering if they're more secretive than the average person.

"When we start talking about tendencies for secrecy, we bump right up into personality psychology," he said. "A common way of measuring personality is to ask about five broad traits: Openness (open to new experiences and to things being complicated), Conscientiousness (organized, disciplined), Extraversion (enthusiastic, social), Agreeableness (polite, eager to please), and Neuroticism (the less polite word for high negative emotion; many prefer to call this “low emotional stability” instead)."

(If you ever need to remember this information straight away just remember the acronym OCEAN.)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I answer my front door without my trousers on. The visitors quickly decide if I am someone they wanted to see.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be seriously satisfying if someone filmed this. I'd email it to the prick everyday for as long as I needed to feel vindicated (or until the baastard had a mental breakdown - whichever came first).

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"My research finds that someone who is more secretive (whether having had many experiences from the list or just a few) tends to be less extraverted and less emotionally stable, but more conscientious," Slepian said.

Additionally, the profile of a person more likely to get involved in the kinds of situations that people keep secret is that of someone who is open, extraverted, and emotionally stable, but less agreeable and less conscientious.

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Kirsten Kerkhof
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This IMO has little to do with IQ. If you never learnt, you cannot do it. Good luck learning (says the woman who replaces the laces with elastics because she just can't be bothered).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agree. I had the same reaction when my son was diagnosed with autism. But yesterday, we were driving past a new development of houses near a pond. I pointed to it and asked him if he knew why it was a bad idea to build houses so close to a pond and he responded with "Tidal waves?" We laughed for about ten minutes before I said "mosquitos."

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get them a new dog that you love! (This is clearly a joke, chill)

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Kirsten Kerkhof
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very good! I had a non-stick pan that I was very protective of. My mother knew she couldn't use it, and never did. Then she had a friend stay over who offered to cook, and used My Pan, and utterly ruined it. She didn't even offer to buy a new one because in her mind it was still good. My mom got me a new pan, but I'm still hurt.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

next time: put a child in "fake" command (steering wheel), and take a picture of the people faces

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peng = very attractive for those like me who didn’t know what that meant lol

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the same when employer fake competitor for the job opportunity you apply for... "yes, three other people are in the pipe for the same job...", just to ensure you will not ask for too much money and/or advantage

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Katy McMouse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think there might be something wrong with the connection between my eyes and my brain. I've been seeing things from the corner of my eyes that aren't there and reading words that don't exist. Three times I read "A child kept licking my seat...". I'm beginning to wonder if this isn't just a weird glitch that will straighten itself out.

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Katie Lutesinger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid I actually asked my mother what happened to the coins people threw into the fountain at the mall, and she said "the people who clean the fountain get to have it". An answer which I still quite like to this day.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would have been the best thing ever....lol I would have laughed so damn hard 🤣

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate to even question this but unless you had explosive diarrhea, it's doubtful it would make a sound when the coined up poo hit the water.

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Mary Jeffries
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not enough people do trade jobs so they don’t understand how stable and lucrative they can be.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can still enjoy domestic holiday. I don't really see the point of going nearly broke for a week of vacation. Mind you, even domestic holiday could be expensive, bit you can break it down to 2-3, maybe 4 days instead for whole week or even longer.

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Katy McMouse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a flaghole (the racist neighbor, not the master of chaos messing with his nuts).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My niece is obsessed with the kid's YouTube channel called "A for Adley". I admit it's a pretty wholesome family channel, but it doesn't change the fact that it gets pretty annoying very quickly. My SIL told me, whenever I'm babysitting her and she starts binging that channel, I can just go into her bedroom and read. It's much more peaceful than hearing "THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!" every 5 GD minutes. Don't worry, guys, I put a stop to the screen time after a while and we do something more interactive. But when it's on, the goddamn floor is goddamn lava again.

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Sonja
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One person's good one is another person's meh. This is not as bad as you think it is

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He will get a $50 camera soon and people will lose jobs. Hm. Not that likely story TBF; once or twice I can believe more nope.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did the same thing... Although my bad experiences are in the double digits (dentist did not ever give me Novocain when I was a kid... and hit a nerve everytime ( and laughed about it). Was told i had 5 cavities... waited 10 yrs was talked into going to a dentist... and it was a miracle... I was healed NO cavities! Now I physically get sick when I HAVE to go because of pain. ( just lost a cap and will wait for pain to go... fck I HATE dentists.)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Messing with sick people? Not cool. Also, early birds and night owls exist on either side, so this might not have the desired effect, you are hoping for...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

proper question, did anyone who he was presenting it to realize that it was such?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the way I do it too, saw someone doing it that way when I was a kid and copied them.

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Alexandra Davis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Blue Peter for any none Brits is a very long running children show where you can get a Blue Peter badge for certain things and they are very highly sort after. I wanted one so badly as a child!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least this person has a conscience - there's a lot of shocking stuff on this thread!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m doing the same kind of thing at an amusement park. If yours kids asks for a drink/tap water, and you’ve been nice, no problems; otherwise, enjoy paying for the cup+water 😈

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Alexandra Davis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I was a mutual friend and saw you had liked them, even if I thought the art was awful, I would just see a good friend supporting their friends hobby! I wouldn't judge

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, there's tons of them and we all do it. Here in the US we have American Excess (Amex), Needless Markup (Niemann Marcus, clothing store), the list goes on...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry but that was NOT a proposal. Make it obvious, don't assume the other person would automatically know what you mean

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is someone who is very comfortable in their own sexuality, and is honoured that the gays fancy him. Well done sir!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do exactly the same, it works a treat. Quite happy to put £1 in the donation tin, however those days are gone, every single charity wants a monthly direct debit. They can just get lost with that madness. Also works with any other subscription based nuisance like breakdown cover or a TV service.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I forget a word, I worry about dementia. Is this how it starts ?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In your defense you had no way of knowing. Depending on how old the kid was, he should have known not to eat them.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As of yesterday, my mother has lived longer than Queen Elizabeth II. GO MOM! 🎉

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm - similar T shirt - once stayed an extra year in a bad relationship because he was so good at housework.

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The Starsong Princess
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can buy a teabag holder dish for less than $10 and put it next to the sink. Cheaper than a divorce.

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Llama_flower93
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay....let's not make the wife look like the bad guy here. Her husband is cheating on her and he's getting annoyed at her for being paranoid. Screw that guy. His wife deserves better.

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Wintermute
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the thing about politics. It's not a team sport, you don't have to subscribe to a party line, and most people are independant whether they know it or not. This whole left v right thing is just a manufactured culture war to distract from real problems and real solutions in favor of clicks and rage votes.

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YourSecretSanta
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You share blame, you should have brought up the price when you agreed

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Furious George
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually more likely to go poorly for you then it is for him.

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Anne Jones
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this is the UK it wouldn’t work. It’s illegal to tamper with a voting form and erasing something would render the form null and void.

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Niki A
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If my children get embarrassed that I have sex with their dad, I will remind them that they are the results.

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Niki A
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't go shopping to be social. I'm not rude, but if I'm upset or depressed and I go shopping, I can't really smile or talk. If someone did that to me I would be VERY upset.

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Penina Baron
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you don't think that could still happen just with two women? Does the housewife dynamic only exist for heterosexual relationships? I doubt it, you can still be a homebody and still be a stay at home mother in a gay relationship so how is marriage to a woman going to make any difference? If that's your nature or your choice, how is who you are married to going to affect that? Do you imagine that all lesbian marriages look like two gals living their best life going out the whole time and bein child free? Some do and some straight marriages do but some marriages both gay and straight look more traditional..

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Minath
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your "yield" is the same colour as mouse droppings then you should probably see a doctor.

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Wheeskers
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are people, through sheer spite, being so incredibly ugly?

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Anonymouse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just... work something out between you. An open and honest relationship will make your marriage SO much healthier. If there's something you want to buy but don't have enough pocket money to, talk to your wife and figure out how you can settle this. But don't HIDE that from her; that's just going to make things worse. (This is my opinion, you don't have to agree with it)

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Wheeskers
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the hell is wrong with you guys? Destruction of property, destroying others stuff and finding it okay? What gives here? Why do you get to play these little games?

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Katy McMouse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why? That's not the way to treat a friend. If you don't like the dog, just stop watching it or better yet, go buy yourself a can of tuna.

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Llama_flower93
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry but if you're in a relationship with a person whom you adoringly love this shouldn't be a problem. Sure it might effect you for a week or so, but go on a date, get dressed up, flirt. If something like this ruins your relationship then you will never have a close long term partner.

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Kel_how
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just straight up wasteful. Move out if you hate it so much.

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