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This Instagram Page Is The Home For Anonymous Student Confessions, And Here Are 30 Of The Spiciest
Going to college is a huge step. It has the potential to be one of the best—if not the best—era in your life. But all of that depends on a huge number of factors, some of which are outside your control, from the students you meet and the roommates you get to the professors you’re assigned. You might find your life filling up with more drama and weirdness than you anticipated.
However, if you ever need to vent or get rid of some deeply-rooted guilt, you can always reach out to the ‘College Confessions, @collegefessing, Instagram page. The account is dedicated to real college students’ confessions, both super serious and seriously silly. We’ve collected the top recent stories to share with you today—scroll down to check them out. And yes, this will be on the test.
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fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
I'm just in love with the tea and biscuits
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TheNerdyGeek🤓 2 years ago
if i met a boy in the library it would be a done deal. Like when's the wedding bae
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago
I just say something like "Man it'd be nice if I had a brain that actually worked". Usually get a laugh from the server.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Sometimes people automatically respond to "enjoy your meal" with "thanks, you too." It later makes some people embarrassed and feeling cringe. So this server says they're going on break, so as to not let the customer feel like an idiot.
Load More Replies...The ‘College Confessions’ page styles itself as the “#1 page for college content,” and it’s hard to argue with how popular it is.
The project is absolutely massive on social media. On Instagram, a whopping 5.4 million people follow the page for the freshest confessions and college-life memes. Meanwhile, 102.1k internet users follow the project’s Twitter account.
#4
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
I think it's worse, because even if you don't study you still have to take the exam
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Jesse 2 years ago
Different school, similar situation. Finals were postponed because of a download issue.
O-O 2 years ago
same thing happened at my school except it wasn't finals it was the a levels and the website just stopped working
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Cristi nah 2 years ago
Real story : waiting for the professor, a colleague called him. He had forgotten he had an exam. Final exam of that subject at University
#5
hitex 2 years ago
At least he was a good sport about it all! If that accidentally happened to me, the humor of it would keep me happy for days
Monday 2 years ago
If I were the s******g person I would feel the same, but if I were the singing person the mortifying memory would keep me awake for the next 42 years.
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I had some great teachers like that in high school. Especially when you get to year 11 and 12, as long you got some work done at the same time, they were pretty chill. One told a lot of stories about her farm, especially her ducks!
Robert T 2 years ago (edited)
My school physics teacher used to tell us about all the antics he got up to with his brother as a youngster. All to do with what we were doing in class, such as springs, and he'd tell us about how they messed about with his car and stiffened the suspension up so much that when it went round a corner it didn't return to being level. LOL
Monday 2 years ago
We had a math teacher like this. We'd take turns distracting him so he'd go off on tangents. Really only screwed ourselves over with that one though.
Crazy Cookie 2 years ago
He better have taught geometry with all those TANGENTS 🥁 🥁. (I like puns so I thought I’d use my geometry knowledge here)
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MurderMittens 2 years ago
Our algebra teacher would stop teaching every time we asked about his beagles.
Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago
My biology teacher does this. The only problem is that he forgets to teach is the stuff on the test
That Emo Demon 2 years ago
Yes. Those teachers are the best because you get a load of random cräp to laugh at thrown at you
csnakey 2 years ago
We had an english teacher like this, he was a big insect fan and told stories about his trips and of some weirf stuff happening in his life, for example he was crossing a bridge and nearly got hit by a cyclist on the pavement and was told to s**t at the wall by the cyclist.
csnakey 2 years ago
It was Oberbaumbrücke (Berlin) which is a bigger bridge with byclepath
Load More Replies...The Instagram account has a little bit of everything for everyone. On one side, we have confessions that range anywhere from humorous uni-life oddities to secrets that probably no student would want to admit publicly. It’s a good thing that they can do so anonymously.
On the other side, you have hilarious memes that perfectly encapsulate what it’s like to be a student. Partying way too much. Eating unhealthily (what even is a vegetable?). Forgetting about, y’know, actually studying. Sharing the rollercoaster of a ride that comes from interacting with the quirky faculty. It’s life at its most chaotic. With all the good and bad that this brings.
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Telepathetic 2 years ago
Like two people do the work but everyone gets credit ? (Every group project I've Ever done)
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Whiskey Tango Delicious 2 years ago
"Isn't that something? Middle of a drought and the water commissioner drowns."
Hannah Hudson-Lee 2 years ago
Lol. At Sheffield University, the architecture department designed "The Arts Tower", a 20 story tower block. To show their confidence in their work, the Architecture Department occupies the top two floors.
genevievelovespurple 2 years ago
agreed! they could have a competition and the winning design gets used!
honey_milktea 2 years ago
"uh, well kids, this was obviously intentional for learning purposes. Your assignment today is to rebuild this building"
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BenyA. 2 years ago
you think you have it bad? there someone who had to go to class without his daily drug fix
Rostit . 2 years ago
To this day i can't understand why anyone would go to Starbucks. Their swill is not remotely good. Ten hour old gas station coffee is better. Starbucks is truly awful. Slightly burn some cardboard and soak it in water. Now you have Starbucks.
Lotekguy 2 years ago
And let's not overlook how they respond to employees' attempts to unionize. They've been rather Putin-ly in their reactionary reactions.
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Glengoolie Blue 2 years ago
Damn, guy couldn't make enough money off drugs to be able to quit Starbucks?
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Fickle_Pickle 2 years ago
That’s why my kid is going back to our home country for college. It’s just too expensive here in the US. Tuition fee per semester in a nursing school in my country is the equivalent of anywhere from $1,500-$2,500 depending on the kind of university.
Lotekguy 2 years ago
The real shame is that the foreign degree probably won't be accredited here, even if the education received is just as good. How many doctors, nurses, etc. who've emigrated to the U.S. found out that they couldn't get licensed to practice?
Load More Replies... David H 2 years ago
That is why you dont go to one of those 50K+ a year universities. People for some reason forget their affordable options, where you have little or no debt, but they don't have all the extra ammenities of the expensive places. My alma mater is 6,900 a year (basically you can work part time to cover all expenses), and there is a well respected university in my city that is 18k a year, with fast track options to all their grad programs (which includes 5 medical schools, a dental school, pharmacy school, PT and OT school, graduate school of education, etc). People make choices. You can go affordable and forgoe all those extras the fancy places have, or you can take on debt. You made a choice
However, attending university is more than just about partying and doing the bare minimum to pass your classes. Sure, it’s an opportunity to test your limits, meet new people, and see what life has to offer, but it doesn’t have to be a re-run of your favorite college comedies. Ideally, you’re looking for a balance between studying (i.e. delving deep into the topics that interest the academic inside you) and having an active social life (something that’s important no matter how young or old we are). Spending all of your time in bars and clubs is just as bad as staying isolated in your room, nose to the grindstone, 12 hours a day with no breaks.
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TonyTee 2 years ago
If she has a brother make your move and get back at her, tell her Karma seduced him
Glengoolie Blue 2 years ago
Why would she care if someone made out with her brother?
Load More Replies... ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago (edited)
SAD. If you can play the long game, pretend you didn't know/see for the next few weeks as you get a new room mate and dump your ex-boyfriend. You will have the greatest satisfaction/least messiness and less emotional trauma if you do this without giving them the slightest explanation. Neither of them were worth your time. Move on with your life. You're going to be on the hook financially for your degree; make the best of it.
Lotekguy 2 years ago
Maybe she used "peaked" correctly. That would fit if she found pleasure in covertly watching from under the blanket. College is for learning about the world and oneself, after all.
Load More Replies... Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Wouldn't you just do the exaggerated yawn and stretch, then go "Hey guys, can you keep it down you woke me up." Just to see how they react...
Minty Mcleod 2 years ago
Peeked, not peaked. I thought you were at University? Er, not your boyfriend any more I hope, drop that 100kg of useless lard.
OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago
The LSD could have made her think it was her boyfriend when it wasn’t. After all, it was when she peAked.
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Al Padilla 1 year ago
Yes, even 52 years after getting my MD degree I remember that several lecturers were FDA-approved soporifics....
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Mrs. EW 2 years ago
Just wait until you’re older. You’ll have to moisturize your legs every day, right out of the shower or they’ll itch so bad you won’t be able to focus above the steering wheel.
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Do you have a roommate that may have catfished you into cleaning the house?
Stuart 2 years ago
If you ever find yourself in this predicament, just give me a call and I'll be right over. Yes...I'm somewhat of a hero.
Fussy1 2 years ago
Awesome! Going out this weekend and would really appreciate help tidying the place up while I concentrate on 'grooming' myself. You really are a hero!
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According to ‘All College Talk,’ students ought to study between three to four hours a day. That way, you’ll be able to keep pace with the assignments and review the material before each class and seminar. Study less and you’re risking falling behind (though, hey, we’ve all been there, haven’t we?). Study more and you’ll realize that you’re not as efficient as you think. As always, consistent effort almost always trumps studying ‘binges’ right before the deadline.
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Elio 2 years ago
The pandemic revealed that many people are gross. Oh and holy water is more like unholy water because too many priests don't wash their hands.
JB 2 years ago
It's not like they're touching their own penises, though...
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Jared Robinson 2 years ago
People are f*****g nasty, And ever after the pandemic they still don't wash their hands. it's so gross.
Susan Alderson 2 years ago
My office at work shares a wall with the bathroom. I hear the toilet flush and two seconds later they open the door. Almost always men btw.
Elio 2 years ago
Statistically men are slightly grosser than women when it comes to not washing hands. I guess getting a preventable illness when living in a country with clean, running water is very macho.
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not your average weirdo 2 years ago
I know a LOT of people who went to that same uni. I wonder if some of them were the ones that don’t wash their hands 🧐
Violet1854 2 years ago
This is one of the prime excuses my introvert brain finds to resist another day of socialising 😁
Jane Hower 2 years ago
In my defense, when I use the bathroom to pee, I pull my pants down, sit on the seat, pee, wipe with several folds of TP and no wetness touches my skin (pee is sterile anyway), then I pull up my pants and leave. The other things my hands touch are the door knobs, and yes they are 'dirty' but so is everything else you touch. I wash before I EAT or TOUCH MY FACE. Men, on the other hand, should probably wash before and after they pee because their hands DO touch their privates!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Spinning sharkyy 2 years ago
Well, you obviouslg have the uperhand,you have the mattirials, just dont give it to em
moonlit muffins 2 years ago
or give them the wrong material. drink that evil juice
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DC 2 years ago
In school, I read math homework from an empty sheet. 8th gtade, binomic formulas - if you don't get it, learn it character by character, it's not that much. Two girls snitched me out, so the teacher decided to look into my book every day to make sure I don't just make it up on the spot (it feels weird to be, kind of, bragging about it, but that stuff is really that easy, ...), and had the audacity to ask if they can copy my stuff. Sure, sure so, I wrote one especially for them to copy, with the stupidest, inexplainable mistakes in it. They proudly raised their hands and failed, and the one raising and failing 2nd really blew my mind - she didn't even get it after the other one had crashlanded her proudly announced first-time flawless binom calculation. I got back to making it on the spot shortly after, because the teacher lost interest in seeing my stuff. That time, I was sooo sorry I had so many mistakes in my results, and sooo sorry I couldn't find them to tell them I had to redo it.
Research has shown that office employees spend fewer than 3 hours actually working every day. That’s more or less the amount of time that people can stay focused and productive. So keep that in mind for your study periods as well. Odds are that if you schedule yourself 8 hours of non-stop studying, you’ll end up either procrastinating (hi, YouTube and Instagram!), or you’ll keep rereading the same page half a dozen times because you’re just too darn tired to make sense of the material.
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago (edited)
Unless he has threatened you or harmed you in any way, there's literally nothing you can report him for. BUT, if you've got some good friends who are cops, or a group of friends who want to help you make things CLEAR for him, do that. Or find out where he's going to be in advance and act really CRAZY while looking at him. After the third act; he'll begin avoiding you.
freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
this is really weird cause i was reading a book where this dude stalked a girl and applied to the same college as her
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Glengoolie Blue 2 years ago
In college I learned that I work best under pressure so I put everything of until the last minute. I kept doing that in my professional life and it worked out great for me. Sorry not sorry.
Kristal 2 years ago
Same. In a Doctorate program. Wrote a 20 page final essay in 24 hours (fully formatted with 30+ sources), got an A-. I really don't like the stress but it's like the only way good stuff pops out of me. Guess it's good I have bad anxiety! Lol
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Reminds me of that running app which plays zombie noises at you so you can pretend you're fleeing for your life from the army of the undead.
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Glengoolie Blue 2 years ago
They said they wanted employees. They never implied they planned to pay them.
Craig Reynolds 2 years ago
I think that if they are demanding a degree, they should have to make the person's student loan payments on top of the sh!t salary. Honestly, if the job doesn't at least pay double the cost per semester, it's either not a degree worth having or a job worth having.
No Name 2 years ago
Google "ghost job listings" to understand more about what's actually happening. Tl;dr there's less of a labor shortage and more of an epidemic of employers posting job ads they don't intend to fill (at least not with domestic labor), either to fool overworked employees threatening to leave without more help or to help justify filling the spot with cheaper foreign labor.
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
ALASKA - if you can handle to cold and isolation. Check out the Alaskan job postings on ZIP RECRUITER. Also, try working laterally instead of literally from your degree. Go into Real Estate, Job Recruiter, Property Management, Construction Management or something else with high demand. Get experience /paid there, then look into your area of choice.
Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago
"Employees"? The word they are looking for is something else... maybe "Prisoners With Jobs"?
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Honestly, why are people surprised about this? Why would you expect to immediately step into a job you haven't done getting paid at a high level? Entry level jobs exist for a reason. Do your 3 years in something then you can claim you have some experience.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Because that's what people have been promised their entire education including college but don't know that's not actually how the world works. We have only been told since age 2 we can be WHATEVER WE WANT if we do well and finish school
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Rosie 2 years ago
My office is hiring. Decent, steady job w/good benefits. Alas, the job demands a lot of hours, credentials & commitment, but the pay is low. Life in Tampa is not as expensive as in some other cities, but it's barely enough to survive, especially w/1 income. Since COVID we've hired as many people as we've ever had (70+). The governor (we're a state office) raised the minimum wage & has given us 2 bonus rounds as a retention "fix" but still no proper permanent raises. Everyone who can retire is gone & we keep losing the newbies as fast as we hire them. I'm close to retirement myself & decided to stay until then, but I expect the great exodus will continue. It's a sad situation because we do a lot of good.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
I can't find a freaking retail job right now!! Seriously what job shortage are we talking about?
Though if you absolutely must cram in hours and hours of studying into a single day, the best thing you can do is to take long breaks between each session. Take a nap. Go for a walk. Go make yourself some dinner. Eat some dark chocolate. Get a quick workout session in. Meet up with a friend. Let your brain rest so you can focus when you need to get your hands (and brain) dirty again.
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Kristal 2 years ago (edited)
I don't get it, how's life funny? Or wait, is it because she knew she got into med school before the breakup and used the bowling alley job as an excuse?
Li’l E. 2 years ago
I guess because the expectation was that the story was going to end with “and she was wrong about me!” but instead…. Well, she was right.
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Em 2 years ago
That's because there's no joke. The ex was, by all appearances, correct. OP is unhappy about it and is venting.
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OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago
I would be so creeped out by that. I most assuredly do not want to be my wife's 'daddy'.
Kristal 2 years ago
Right, I never understood that. I do not want to refer to the person I'm having sex with as my parent, no thank you
Load More Replies... Fickle_Pickle 2 years ago
I’ve never called any of my ex’s daddy. It’s just weird. Like I’m ducking my own dad. Just no. I’m married and I don’t even call my husband that except when talking to kids about him.
Kajira4evr 2 years ago
It's surprising how many are into the DDLG kink. Me, I'll stick to yes Sir 😉
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ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
I literally have never screamed out a name in bed and don't understand the appeal to it at all. Like maybe for a one night stand or something, but if you're in a relationship just say baby or something. Would be really weird to yell out names if you've dated for any amount of time.
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hitex 2 years ago
Do it. At least you'll have less student debt to pay back - student debt are golden handcuffs.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
I dropped out of all my online classes. I was taking 5 and working 2 jobs. It was SO MUCH. I hit "drop all classes" on a whim (SURE IT WOULD SAY "are you sure?") And BAM I was no longer registered. So much panic followed by so much relief.
J 2 years ago
Don't do it. Previous florist here. I'm in my late twenties and have messed up my neck, shoulders and hand. The customers are beyond entitled because for some reason they don't think flowers are purchasable goods and then are surprised and complain because they die in 4~5 days. It's a cut flower that starts to die the moment you clip it, what do you expect?? And they complain about the flowers being too expensive and should be free – then go pick dandelions from the park. You see the worst of relations and always having to deal with lawsuits because the wife/girlfriend decides to take out the unraveling of their relationship on the florist instead of the cheating partner. The stories I could tell if not for the confidentiality agreement I signed. Anyways, don't become a florist, a grocery store cashier is less stress physically, emotionally and mentally for the same minimum wage. Buy loose flowers and make arrangements for yourself at home.
Kobe 2 years ago
Please don't !! You know that takes a lot a craftsmanship - that you need to learn ( in school too) . It's not just as romantic a job as it seems. I have worked as a florist for a decade and I'm really happy to not do that anymore. Long hours - low pay - entitled customers - hard work.
Load More Replies... Craig Reynolds 2 years ago
Just start it, get onboard with 1-800-FLOWERS and others, and gradually expand into complimentary items such as edible arrangements and occasion-based gifts. Get to know your local farms and markets and offer organic, in-season vegetable gift baskets and combos. You can market that to vegan and vegetarian clientele.
Jeff Holcomb 2 years ago
I work for a florist supply warehouse and it's a small company, we're on track to do 1.7 million this year. There's a ton of money in floral work
Load More Replies...If you realize that you’ve been falling behind way too often, don’t panic. Universities often have awesome support structures in place to help students achieve their full potential, and lend them a hand when they’re dealing with tough issues. Reach out to your mentor or your local student body for a conversation about what’s going on. Colleges also sometimes have therapists available for more serious issues.
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Andy Frobig 2 years ago
I had a teacher who walked into a bar one day in nothing but a dog collar and asked to use the phone to call the cops, because the guy he thought he was hooking up with in the park robbed him
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Thong and Stripper are bleached? I could be talking about sandals and paint Stripper you pervy panda!
3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 2 years ago
One of my teachers r*ped a student at her previous school and was technically on the run
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cadena kuhn 2 years ago
My roommate stole one of the poolside tables since they were clear so she could use it as a light table. She moved out and I had 3 other roommates before I graduated. My last roommate who stayed in that room till she graduated a year after me ended up getting in trouble for it
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
I worked at Purdue, and I was amazed at what people could get away with. Not me, of course. I was being amazed for a friend.
Fish Fingers 2 years ago
Jesus wept, these are dull! I kinda thought students had a better time...
Also, consider seeing the head of your program during their office hours, or pop by for a chat with the college admin staff. The odds are that they’ll be more than happy to give you some practical advice. For instance, they might help you put together a studying schedule. Or they’ll give you some pointers on what material to focus on either for coursework or exams.
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago (edited)
He's not even mad. He'd have paid more. Also, this could be ongoing. Let him know you'll oblige if he's a particular style of shoes he prefers.
OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago
That’s always been an interesting one I’ve been curious about. Because it can go either way: domination/control or protection/caring, caressing. It’s a dichotomy.
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Andy Frobig 2 years ago (edited)
One time in college I was hungry, so I bought some corned beef hash at the campus store, but I didn't have anything but a coffee cup, so I nuked it in the cup and used pens as chopsticks
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Please don't tell me you're producing that much plastic waste.
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Max Fox 2 years ago (edited)
I call BS. First, what sort of university has a "principle"? Second, college PRESIDENTS get all sorts of travel money. If they mean National University of Colombia, they have a rector, and it is a woman, and has been for a few years now. Third, since when does the president/rector of a college deal with student clubs? They set policy and shmooze, that's it. If the person was pretending to be from Columbia University - the president makes $2.7 MILLION a year. I think that he can afford a trip to Disney on his own...
Kitty 🥀 2 years ago
I was about to post the same thing when I saw your comment. College presidents, campus presidents, deans, etc.— but no principals.
Load More Replies... Alexej Dvorak 2 years ago
How do you "run off to Disneyland"? Like it would actually do anything for you like a real country.
Mary Lou 2 years ago
They started a new life as Mickey and Minnie inpersonators and lived happily ever after I guess? 😆
Load More Replies... Don’t forget that you have an even wider support system than that! Talk to your roommates or your college buddies. Call your family or your pals back home. Heck, use the weekend to actually go back home if you’re missing your nearest and dearest. Nobody’s an island—we need to feel loved and like we belong. And if nobody’s available, you could always make an anonymous confession online. You never know, a complete stranger might give you just the perspective that you need.
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A gay cat man 2 years ago
nah, their greatest scandal is the simpsons character
Load More Replies... Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Audible is kindle audio right? So isn't that actually their Amazon password? I haven't used Audible so I dunno.
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
You can access Audible through Amazon, but you can have an Audible account on its own, too.
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Chrissie Anit 2 years ago
I doubt this because 1) audible works with credits, you spend one credit per audio book, and 2) even if the boss had a flatrate, the books that are picked by the student would appear on the boss's list.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
She is listening to her boss's books she paid for with her credits
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Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
Maybe he’s just doing the 3am workout that we all did at some point. When you randomly decide to get your life together and then give up 10 mins later
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Susan Robinson 2 years ago
Change this to where I went to college, and this is MY confession 😢
Camber Hollywood 2 years ago
Yeah, that's addictive behavior designed to distract you from something. Sadly, that something is still there after and you never really get to enjoy the travel, raves, or tattoos. Please deal with what you're trying to escape and see how much more fun all those activities really are!
Em 2 years ago
They're exactly as much fun as they were before. "Depressed" does not mean "incapable of enjoying anything ever."
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The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
I go to EDM festivals - they're still very much a thing 🤩
Load More Replies...Which of these college confessions got your attention the most, dear Pandas? What was studying at college or university like for you? Is there any advice that you’d like to tell your past self, who’s just about to start their studies? Let us know what you think in the comments. Meanwhile, for some more interesting content from ‘College Confessions,’ check out Bored Panda’s earlier feature right over here.
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Moosy Girl 2 years ago
Hard to top that though, wonder what they did at graduation; blow up the building?
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DCD 2 years ago
None of them connect automatically and start playing music without being setup initially. The BT connection can be made only after it's setup and passcodes are accepted - so she did that at some point before this particular day, probably having borrowed the car or something. Playing music from it is a manual run component...it can be setup to play from one's phone but has to be launched from the phone or the infotainment screen.
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General Anaesthesia 2 years ago (edited)
I wouldn't be able to take a bus home on the takings from a college cafeteria cash register. Dubai? Not a chance. Debet cards ruined the robbery business.
OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago
My undergrad switched from in-house to outsourcing to a multinational catering company between my freshman & sophomore years. Thankfully I was only in the dorms/on a meal pass my first year, because the food became prison quality c**p. So bad they eventually gave those with on-campus housing the choice to participate in the meal plan or not. Thanks to so many protesting. When it was in-house the food was delicious. Better than eating out. They laid off the entire cafeteria staff for the switchover then had them interview with the catering company for their positions back, at a much lower rate and no longer as university employees with a union and pension. Their crappy Union only negotiated that they could reapply for their lost positions.
Load More Replies... ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
So the Cafeteria's only money was in the cash register? There's no bank account?
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Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
All respect to lawyers, but that job would be my own personal hell. Too much paperwork. Too much research.
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Justme 2 years ago
Just because a guy calls your girl doesn’t automatically mean she’s cheating.
The Serial Downvoter 2 years ago
Yeah but when you’ve got them down as another name it’s kinda sus
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
The Holy Spirit could have taken the couch. Plenty of room for it there.
Moosy Girl 2 years ago
I didn’t know what netflix and chill meant for several years, and I might have invited some people for it during those years. It was a relief when I finally found out the meaning that my taste in movies probably wasn’t the reason people kept declining the offer.
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Monday 2 years ago
Is that really a problem though? Surely it's no different from watching porn if he's just looking up images.
Alex J 2 years ago
With the caveat that I have no idea what VSCO is, I’d say this is relationship dependent.
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago (edited)
Time to make him a booty-call until you find someone your equal. Turn the tables.
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Need to know if the confessor was a guy or a gal to know what to make of this one.
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Garry Cowan 2 years ago
Got a feeling this person is really really annoying and tries far far too hard .. could be wrong I often am
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Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
Those are terrible people. Their approval isn't worth it. Get out of that toxic sorority and look for true friends. Having said that, I understand about networking and making professional connections, but some things are worth a lot more than money.
OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago
I swear I heard these tools sing their anthem twenty times a day starting at 7AM. Afterwards, people would yell obscenities from their apartments. https://youtu.be/qpow6l1vMSg
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
Date first, d**k later. Also, don't suck d**k of dickheads.
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
Money well spent. It was either that -- or pay the fine and go through the inconvenience. Let it go.
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LK 2 years ago
This sounds highly dubious. I had a few open-book exams, but in the vast majority of exams, there would have been no way we were allowed to have anything other than pens, pencils, calculator and a water bottle. If we brought anything else into the room it had to be stored at the front, well out of sight/reach. We would not have been allowed to have a book at our feet.
Gøøse 2 years ago
To everyone calling bs, the sheets of paper were probably in the OP's shoes.
nancy 2 years ago
If so, they might be able to store about 4-5 words. This whole thing sounds fake.
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Biofish23 2 years ago
There are remote proctored exams now. The video has to show your face and an empty desk around you, you could hide anything under the desk. Still learning to read braille with your toes, and creating braille cheat sheets sounds harder than studying.
Justme 2 years ago
Yep - in exams proctored by web cam I have to pick up my camera and show the entire room, including the floor.
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
Interesting... If you can memorize braille, why not use that brain to memorize the information so you can pass the exams without cheating?
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Spoiler Alert 2 years ago
With best friends like that, who needs enemies. Not sure why she seems to think it's funny. Cow.
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jdtimid123 2 years ago
I had a few guy friends that I explicitly told I wasn't interested in more with them, but then I somehow was the bad guy when they convinced themselves that I might be interested after all and they turned out to be wrong. It sucks for us too. Either accept that nothing will happen and move on, or leave the friendship. It'll suck, but not as much as continuing an unhealthy relationship. But be honest with her, if you're going to cut ties, cause she'll wonder what she did wrong if you just stop talking for no clear reason.
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
This hurts to read on so many levels. Stop torturing yourself and cut off all contact. She's going to wonder but not to care. Give yourself time to heal.
LK 2 years ago
Send a message first - I thought I would be able to become your friend. However, it has become obvious to me that I still want more. I realise this is not what you want. The best thing is for me to take a few steps back and allow myself time to get over you.
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OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago
Wait. What? The professor tapped into their camera without their permission or they knew it was possible the professor could see them but didn’t hide their cheating??? I’m totally confused.
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hitex 2 years ago
Gotta be a curve. I made a 19 on a differential equations calculus test with a 40 avg & high of 70. I ended up with a C
OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago
RateMyProfessor really does help. Behavioral Statistics class was cancelled 3 times because not enough people enrolled in this profs course. Meanwhile, there was wait lists and auditing for other professors teaching it. Eventually his course was no longer available and they added two more professors teaching the class.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Curves don't always help. If the lowest grade on a test was 80% and the professor does a true curve, then that 80% becomes one of the Fs.
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fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
Can someone explain this to me? I don't understand modern technology
OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago
Criminal. Not worth it for $50,000, much less $500, no matter how broke you are. But then, this scans for the Florida panhandle.
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OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago
Yup. Met some dumb cops but this is just ridiculously unreal.
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Dani M 2 years ago
Wouldn`t wish that on the driver though. getting another person arrestet for ops bs
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Thomas Bentley 2 years ago
Alright. Please don't kill me. But ... an amputee.
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
*HAD* a bat s**t cray-cray roommate. So at least that's taken care of.
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Moosy Girl 2 years ago
If being nice brings you misery, you’re most likely either not really being nice (= only doing it to get rewarded), or forgetting to be nice to yourself too.
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
Are you 'acting" nice -- or being nice? If you are nice, the f**k whomever doesn't appreciate you. If you're acting nice, then knock it off. Be you.
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Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
Not a red flag, my husbands is an anime girl lol, but his home screen is us.
Moosy Girl 2 years ago
Hmmmm, during my last relationship my lockscreen was GIR from Invader Zim, I think his was Battle Angel Alita or something. *shrug* Obviously it didn’t work out. :P
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fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
Reading these makes me sad that I'll be going to college in a few years
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Persephone hates Pomegranate ️ 2 years ago
I'm off to college this fall, and this list has made me realize that I should have plenty of fun, but breaking the rules fun, and overall enjoy myself! Cannot wait for August!
Jacob B. 2 years ago
Heh, I was working full time and going to college full time, burning the candle at both ends. Taking a Gen Ed course in music I walked into a building for my next class, one girl was heading up a meeting with other music students (I was an Econ major, so I rarely went into this place). She looked directly at me, went silent a bit and then back to the meeting. I thought, if I wasn't so damn tired, I'd start talking to her afterwards and see where it led. Anyway, the quarter ends, its spring break and not going anywhere as I'm still working. But by chance, I got a Saturday night off, so I hit the local strip club and there she was. Talk about awkward.
Nancy Lynch 2 years ago
The teaser for this is #54. Why make something not in the top 30 the teaser?
Barbara Cochrane 2 years ago
How sad that all these kids seem to think it is acceptable to be a crook. This is where the overpaid CEO's come from who jack up our utilities. They think that is really ok to lie, cheat and steal.
Jjh 2 years ago
GCSE German exam. You were allowed to take blank lined paper in for the written test . I copied my mock exam on thin paper above the lined paper with a ballpoint pen. Copied the indents and got my pass lol.
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
Reading these makes me sad that I'll be going to college in a few years
Load More Replies... Persephone hates Pomegranate ️ 2 years ago
I'm off to college this fall, and this list has made me realize that I should have plenty of fun, but breaking the rules fun, and overall enjoy myself! Cannot wait for August!
Jacob B. 2 years ago
Heh, I was working full time and going to college full time, burning the candle at both ends. Taking a Gen Ed course in music I walked into a building for my next class, one girl was heading up a meeting with other music students (I was an Econ major, so I rarely went into this place). She looked directly at me, went silent a bit and then back to the meeting. I thought, if I wasn't so damn tired, I'd start talking to her afterwards and see where it led. Anyway, the quarter ends, its spring break and not going anywhere as I'm still working. But by chance, I got a Saturday night off, so I hit the local strip club and there she was. Talk about awkward.
Nancy Lynch 2 years ago
The teaser for this is #54. Why make something not in the top 30 the teaser?
Barbara Cochrane 2 years ago
How sad that all these kids seem to think it is acceptable to be a crook. This is where the overpaid CEO's come from who jack up our utilities. They think that is really ok to lie, cheat and steal.
Jjh 2 years ago
GCSE German exam. You were allowed to take blank lined paper in for the written test . I copied my mock exam on thin paper above the lined paper with a ballpoint pen. Copied the indents and got my pass lol.
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