It's statements like this that make me wonder how women's prisons aren't overflowing. If somebody said something this dismissive to me I would be surely tempted to strangle them.

If you have to make this distinction, you're being rude.

My grandmother used to say "there are starving children in Africa". I loved her, but we lived in Brazil. There were starving children in our building.

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“And you should shut up more"

My response would be "Bye".

Have you tried weed to fix (anxiety, depression, ulcerative colitis, sucking chest wound). I have heard stoners suggest weed for EVERYTHING

Cause I was taught if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all..... It's a fkn vow of silence....

The quiet ones are listening…..they know everybody’s secrets.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt

Because I'm thinking about how to get rid of your body if I strangle you

Unless your children are being suspiciously quiet and then this question is appropriate

Because when I'm myself, I'm too loud, too distracting, etc.

Oh I'm just taking it all in that way when you turn against me I can destroy your credibility with your own gossip :)

no one plans a murder out loud.

The person who listens hears everybody. The person who talks a lot only hears themself.

I've been trying to find a polite way to tell you that you've got something stuck in your teeth. Go check it out.

When I was in college a friend's older relative, whom I had just met, said this to me. I replied, "It's to keep me from making personal remarks at short acquaintance."

If I had £1 for every time I heard that, I could buy the whole solar system

...Butterflies are pretty"

Yep, cause and effect. For instance, the reason I hit you with that brick, is because you said "everything happens for a reason"

"Then you should stop telling them. You aren't good at it."

"Die, Cry, Hate"

LIKE LINDA THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE GOING ON ABOUT GRAMMAR I GOTTA PEE HERE

“There is so much air outside, don’t be asthmatic” /s

You mean you're rude. Thank you for the warning.

...I would like to be fed to the lions.

Hated this since day 1

I can't understand why this is on here. I'm just saying it doesn't really belong.

Translation: I am an ásshöle

Ah, this is my mother-in-law's favorite statement, usually preceded by something incredibly rude or hurtful.

No offence, but I'm just gonna go ahead and say something offensive right now.

John Wayne once said, " life is hard, it's harder if your stupid.".

"No, I'm only halfway through my sentence, so I'm on my comma"

I used to have a friend who while never saying these words, had this attitude. Not spoken to him in nearly 20 years and have no desire to.

In Hell, you can't hang up

Not crazy about this comment either. If someone is asking for advice ... this comment is so dismissive.

I think this depends on the tone. Some people use this to try and put their own challenges into perspective.