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The fingers on my two hands wouldn’t be enough to count how many times I’ve heard that Einstein was bad at school math. Or that bulls go into full-on rage mode when they see red.

Turns out, many of those are just urban myths disguised as common knowledge. So what other nonsense do we, my fellow human beings, all blatantly believe in? This thread on r/AskReddit may give us some answers as people share some of the most annoying myths we all are guilty of trusting in.

Have any annoying myth on your mind to add to this list? Hit us in the comment below!

#1

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That certain animal 'parts' have healing/magical properties. Like tiger whiskers protect the wearer or rhino horn cures impotence and hangovers.

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#2

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That vaccines cause autism, are made by the government to control you etc etc.

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#3

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That gold fish can life in small fish bowls. Worst possible thing to do to them. They die so quickly because they are messy fish and ultimate swimming in toxic water. The need twice the water a regular fish needs to dilute the ammonia their food and waste create. Goldfish can grow up to 12-14 inches and live 10-15 years in a proper habitat! Just because your parents’ parent did this or you see them at the fair doesn’t mean it’s right. Same goes for most animals kept in small cages/tanks. If you aren’t going to do it right, then you should not own that pet. Do your research. End rant ha

icpainsme , lina smith Report

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#4

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Not sure if this fits here exactly, but the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit being a frivolous case filed by a money hungry customer. That poor lady was a real victim who suffered legitimate injuries who only wanted her medical costs covered.

Jed1M1ndTr1ck , Wikimedia Commons Report

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Stephanie Did It
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She suffered third degree burns to her upper thighs and lower lap! McD's even acknowledged that the coffee was dangerously hot.

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#5

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Poor people are poor because they don't know how to manage their money

phoooooenix , Chronomarchie Report

#6

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That the customer is always right.

Pantominist , Lisa Report

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Stephanie Did It
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"...In matters of TASTE." Yes ma'am that orange plaid looks wonderful on you! Let's wrap it up.

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#7

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In You can "detox" your body from toxins and parasites by drinking certain teas or taking some weird medication.

Repeated diarrhea and frequent urination doesn't indicate toxins leaving your body, your liver and kidneys do the job. If your liver is not functioning or you have a kidney disorder, obviously you need help but it won't be teas that someone on Instagram is boasting about.

bitterherpes , Andy Melton Report

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#8

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Many people still believe hymens are like plastic food seals that cover up the hole and get popped when you have sex for the first time, and if a girl doesn't bleed she's not a virgin.

Vixrotre , Cassidy Dickens Report

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Thorfin Wolfsbane
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The whole idea of “virginity” is made up BS to manipulate and control people. Particularly women.

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#9

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Fish only have a 5 second memory. My fish are fed automatically on a timer and they know dinner time better than my goddamn cat.

Osr0 , C Watts Report

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cybermerlin2000
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to have a fish called Grimnos who chose what he was fed with. Crumb, Flake or pellets. We would line them up in front of his tank and he would swim to the one he wanted and stare at it until we picked it up, and he would swim to the top and wait. We tried giving him one he didn't choose once, and he refused to eat!

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#10

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That violence in the world is getting worse and worse. Actually, in relation to the world's population we live in the most non-violent era in history. The problem is that, while 500 years ago you might have not even heard all the news from within your city, we can now hear all the horrible news from all over the world (and we're also more people). But still, human interaction and conflict in general is much less violent than it used to be.

mediocre_medstudent1 , Lindsey Turner Report

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Pervinca
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This. The news love to spread negative news because they think to made more audience that way. But looking around in less main stream media is obvious that we, as humans, are going in the right way. Still a lot of work to do but we should be glad to be born in these times.

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#11

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That historically, corsets were extremely dangerous. That is false. “Tightlacing”, which is basically just what’s seen in the movies, where they make the corset as tight as they can, was not very common, and only used in the extremely upper class. Most people wore corsets completely safely, lacing down very little, if at all. Women climbed mountains, biked, did sports, and everything, in corsets.

icee5728 , Stephanie Lawton Report

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Stephanie Did It
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I think a comfortable corset would feel much nicer than a contemporary bra!

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#12

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That if you touch a baby bird, its mother will abandon it because of the smell. Birds actually have a very bad sense of smell.

grmidnight , Susanne Nilsson Report

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SentimentAndBadJokes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, this ones good for children though. It stops them reaching out trying to 'play' with the bird, ultimately damaging them. Helps children show respect of animals. For adults though....

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#13

That woman can hold their period like we can hold our pee. I am still pissed at that teacher...

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Leigh C.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just a bigoted comment and your teacher should have been fired for that.

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#14

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In A lot of commonly believed stuff about the female reproductive system/anatomy, like vaginas getting loose if a woman has a lot of sex, or that having a lot of sex somehow drastically changes the look of a woman's labia.

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N G
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like a lot of things this is a combination of lack of knowledge (deliberate or not) and the desire to keep women in their place.

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#15

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In People with OCD just repeatedly wash their hands and like things clean and organized. This is how it presents in some people. There is so much more to this mental illness that people aren’t aware of that lead to people not getting diagnosed or help.

Oss251817 , Catt Liu Report

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Monday
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have full blown OCD but do have some compulsive behaviors. For example if I see my nails and enough has grown for me to bite (I'm a yucky nail biter) it will "scream" at me until I bite it off. Then I can continue my day as per normal. For my aunt, skew or crooked things "scream" at her until she fixes them, so she doesn't go to restaurants with purposely crooked art anymore. Human brains are weird.

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#16

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Flushable wipes are flushable

RadRhys2 , Wikimedia Commons Report

#17

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In You swallow 8 spiders a year in your sleep. The thing was created to see how easily fake news spread.

JustAnAverageBrit , Jim, the Photographer Report

#18

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Astrology: that your horoscope tells something about your personality

Metamorphosed_ , MiraCosic Report

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Metaniel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"hihi sorry for crashing your car, but I'm an asparagus and it's in my blood" 🙄🙄🙄

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#19

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In The five second rule.

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JennyLaRue
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We all know it's not 5 seconds till it's too dirty to eat, it's really just 5 seconds before other people judge you for eating off the floor.

Lilian
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw a video once where a microbiologist tested the five second rule by swabbing three different pieces of food: one that did not touch the ground, one that touched it for a second, and one that touched it for five seconds. Long story short, the one second one and the five second one had equal amounts of bacteria.

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Neil Bidle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody thinks that germs take 5 seconds to get to your food, but if you have a clean ish floor and a healthy immune system, it's not going to hurt you and a few germs are good for you

Monday
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also depends on what you drop. If it's something dry like a crisp then I'll still eat it, but it it's something like a piece of ham...eww.

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Vorknkx
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends on the floor. Dropping something on a clean floor is not quite the same dropping it on an utterly filthy floor.

Calypso poet
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah! I'm not eating anything dropped on a floor from someone on Hoarders!

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Roman Hans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHAT???? I was SURE scientific studies had proven it takes bacteria five seconds to crawl onto food.

Robert Robi Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It really depends on the degree of the floor's dirtiness. I think it is not the same if it is dropped in a public restroom or in my regularly cleaned kitchen.

Zophra
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

5 seconds for squash and raisins; 5 minutes for chocolate....

Erik Granqvist
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have a.0.1 second rule. That is how long food stuff survives on the floor before the dog has eaten it. Except onions and parsnips. He would never dream of eating that -.and since onions are poison to dogs, I guess that is a.good thing.

Paddling Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You beat me to it. My floors are clean because my dog gets to anything that drops before I can pick it up, onions being the exception for her as well.

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cassiushumanmother
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very helpful maids! Last time i dropped a bowl of grated zucchini, and near a kitchen trolley, tiny zucchini bits everywhere, a mess. I just shouted "Iskko?!" and my dog came "yes, it's me the food hoover, what can i do for you today?" and cleaned it gladly.

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V Martinez
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw MythBusters do an episode on this years ago. In some instances it could be up to 30 seconds even! So many different factors come into play. Inside or outside, floor cleaned regularly or heavily trampled, etc, etc. My dad used to joke, it's not enough to really make you sick, heck, a little dirt will boost your immune system! Give it a blow off and keep going! Lol!

Sa Ruuu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's the point of saying it and then not saying why or how

Calypso poet
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just don't use this rule for food you are feeding to others! Unless it can be rinsed or washed and cooked properly.

Tim Pillinger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

30 second rule: if it's going in hot fat for 30+ seconds no bacteria stand a chance

Kaori Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think anyone actually believes this, it's just an excuse people use to eat something off the floor that they dropped.

ThePracticalSarcastic
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mythbusters busted this...it depends on the item dropped. "Wet" items, like soft cheese etc had almost no time before they had bacteria on them...dry items like crackers or cookies had 5+ seconds before they picked up any bacteria.

Leo Domitrix
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kinda have to say I do live by this, kinda like how I live by the "don't eat until you washed your hands" rule.

LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

British Medical Journal actually did a study based on different foods and different floor types. Google it, it is a very serious hilarious real science study with control and everything.

Softsquatch
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this was invented by pythagoram who was a notorious twat. it really depends how dirty the floor is.

Mattewis88
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless it falls into a pile of dog crap or dirt, Im eating it. That's probably why my immune system is bulletproof.

Evelyn Haskins
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It all depends on the floor. And how moist or sticky the food is. On the other hand it is a good excuse you can use to drop unwanted food on the flow, MAHRM, I cannot eat that turnip now -- it has been on the floor!

Chico Martins
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It depends on 2 things: If you're home alone and the filthness of the floor.

Evelyn Haskins
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes and no. It ALL depends on the floor, and the food. Let your dog lick up the icecream that fell on the footpath. Buy another one for yourself.

Daniel Marsh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The five-second rule is basically the difference between picking up something you dropped and finding something on the floor.

kjorn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if it fall in the toilet after you poop... 5 second or not... would you still eat it?

Mark Berry
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll 5 second rule dry stuff like crackers or chips in my own house. Beyond that, NO

James016
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The is false, the rule is 3 seconds ;) Either way, if we drop food on to the floor at home it will more often than not end up in the food bin depending on what it is.

Cip IESAN
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh, it felt right on a dog s**t, but for only 3 seconds, so I can eat it!"

Jon S.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure no one actually believes this. It is joke, equivalent to saying "I'm not going to waste that, it doesn't count as having touched the floor yet"

Luka Verheijen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When it labds on the floor, the dust and microbes will just be blown upwards, to your food

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#20

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In You have to wait 24 hours before filing a missing person's report.

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Indra Servo
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the opposite. If someone been missing over 48h then most of clues or evidences already dried out

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#21

I have a black cat with white spots on her belly and people have made comments about never having a black cat because they are bad luck or evil. Dude, it’s a cat. Also, hear often comments regarding not breaking mirrors or sweeping over someone’s feet. Its 2021 we really still believe this?!

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Caroline Nagel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black cats are rarely adopted from shelters because of this stupid superstition.

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#22

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That dairy cows just "make" milk.

Cows aren't any different than the rest of the mammals. They make milk when they have a baby. Humans just take the baby away after it's born.

the_V0lum3 , Matt Report

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Neil Bidle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is fairly obvious, but their young still get looked after, and *spoiler alert* the cows end up as burgers and leather after they've finished their usefulness as dairy cows.

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#23

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That carrots improve eyesight. It was actually British propaganda from World war II, I think to explain how they kept on shooting down German planes at night, in order to conceal their invention of a new type of radar I believe. More funny than annoying, I just want to say it.

SirGideonthe3rd , Open Grid Scheduler Report

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Troux
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Cat's Eyes" Cunningham was the man behind the myth. His plane was equipped with airborne radar and they told the kids he was just eating his carrots and could see at night.

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#24

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In The Great Wall of China is the only man-made structure visible from space. First of all, it's not, and second, other ones are.

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#25

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Organic means no pesticides used. As I understand it, it means that no synthetic pesticides were used.

Lulubean16 , Wikimedia Commons Report

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Osnax
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly! I used to work with governmental regulation of pesticides, and can confirm that we do have pesticides approved for organic agriculture

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#26

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Not a myth per se, but the number of people who grossly misunderstand how evolution and natural selection works is crazy high.

supremedalek925 , Wikimedia Commons Report

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

most people can not comprehend billions of years of evolution because we only live for 80ish years , billions of years is mind boggling to think of

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#27

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Ostriches bury their head in the sand when confronted. The fact that Ostrich legs and claws are powerful enough to kill any predator makes a mockery of the myth. In actual fact, they don't make nests but bury their eggs in warm soft soil. They then frequently turn the eggs over in the ground to stop them overheating giving the appearance that they are sticking their heads in the ground from a distance.

Bloverfish , Brian Snelson Report

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Monday
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those buggers can and WILL kick the crap out of you if you give them the chance. They may look derpy but they are dangerous.

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#28

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In MSG - a lot of people still believe it's basically poison. It's no more harmful than regular salt.

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#29

That margarine is "one molecule away" from being plastic.

Firstly, "one molecule away" makes no sense. It is a meaningless phrase.

Secondly, being "one atom away" is also meaningless, because a change in atomical structure means the substances are different.

A molecule of H2O has two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. H2O is water.

H2O2 has two hydrogen atoms and two oxygen atoms. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide.

But we don't caution against drinking water by saying that it's "one atom away" from being hydrogen peroxide, because that one atom completely changes the makeup of that substance. Water isn't "almost" peroxide or vice versa.

This is an oversimplification, obviously, but suffice it to say that you shouldn't take advice from someone who claims that margarine is "one molecule away" from being plastic. It's a complete misnomer.

I don't even like or eat margarine but this drives me up the freaking wall.

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#30

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Schizophrenia is the same thing as Multiple Personality Disorder

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or that every schizophrenia is same and we all hear voices, see s**t and wants to murder everyone. Ugh

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#31

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Scholars in the middle ages didn't believe the Earth was flat. The ancient Greeks knew that [stuff] was false. The myth of the flat earth was a post-Romanticism fancy in pop culture, not a serious scholarly movement.

That line from Men In Black has pissed me off ever since I learned the truth.

BlueOysterCultist , Wikimedia Commons Report

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Vorknkx
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2021 - now it's once more "trendy" to believe in the flat Eart. Makes you look "rebellious" and "wild". What, you're gonna listen to those evil mainstream media?

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#32

“We care about your privacy” AbsoluteBollocks™️

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#33

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That cutting your hair off makes it grow in thicker.

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Stephanie Did It
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It just takes off the thin or split ends so the hair looks fuller and thicker.

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#34

We only use 10% of our brains. If you don't know what 100% is, then how do you determine what 10% is.

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Brian Bennett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After reading most of these beliefs people have I' positive they are using only 10% of thir brain power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#35

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Cracking your knuckles makes them bigger/gives you arthritis.

This is an ongoing battle between myself and my older coworkers.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dr Donald Unger disproved this one by cracking the knuckles on one hand every day while never cracking the knuckles on the other for 50 years. He did not get arthritis.

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#36

Shark fins / shark products are great for health

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Kay blue
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shark fins don't add any flavour to the soup either, it's purely to show off wealth.

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That historical armor was basically useless, only increasing the chance of maybe deflecting a blow if you were lucky. You still see it in movies, shows and games where a knife or sword or arrow will go through armor like it's cardboard.

In reality armor was very useful. Very good armor, like a knight's suit of plate, made the wearer virtually invincible. The best plate could stop even early firearms. A knight in full plate and wielding a shield was pretty much the tank of the medieval battlefield. Doubly so if on horseback. Specialized weapons and a concerted effort was needed to defeat one, although typically no one would try to kill a knight since you can't ransom a corpse.

But even simple gambesons, which were made from layers of fabric, could resist a sword cut. High quality gambesons could resist all but the strongest cuts from specialized cutting swords.

Also: that swords were super heavy. A typical one-handed arming sword from the middle ages weighed around 3lbs, 4 max. A two-handed long sword could get up to 5lbs. Rapiers weighed around the same as other swords, which is contrary to popular belief.

Yes, swinging around a 3-4lb object would tire someone out, but the people doing so were generally more fit than the people reading this thread.

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Alexandru Bucur
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Piggybacking on this, the myth that the sword was the most important weapon on the medieval battlefield. Nope, your primary weapon was a sort of polearm - spear, lance if on horseback, halberd, pike, bardiche, naginata, you name it. The sword was actually the sidearm, the weapon you used after your spear broke or became ineffective (tight in melee, for example) or the one you took with you everywhere, even in context where you were unarmored. Sure, there are examples of fully armored knights fighting with two-handed swords, but that's sort of an edge case, because that usually requires a full plate harness and some specific circumstances to pull off and it's debatable wherever it doesn't straddle the border between sword and pole arm anyway, especially later examples, like the Zweihänder of the German Landsknechte, which was popular in the 16th century - those guys even had smaller swords (usually some type of messer) as sidearms to their swords...

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#38

Bulls get angry when they see the color red. It's not true..

Bulls are actually red-green colorblind. What actually triggers the bull's anger is the movement in front of them.

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Neil Bidle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you see mythbusters test the "bull in a china shop"? Calm, sensible, and didn't break a thing

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#39

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In If you lift your hands above your head while pregnant you will strangle the baby. I am sure it was started by smart women who didn’t want to do all the housework while pregnant and tired. I still hear it every now and again.

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#40

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In People think bats are blind. They aren’t.

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#41

The highest tax rate means your entire income is taxed at that rate

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N G
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE this one! It's used deliberately to reinforce the idea that the rich shouldnt be taxed somehow - yet it's usually perpetuated by people who are middle class at most (since a lot of the ultra rich either fully understand the tax system, or can employ people who do on their behalf). It's a mindset that leads to "you cant have a 75% tax rate because *when I'm earning more* you'll be taking more off me". Like the whole thing where people who were several tens of thousands of dollars off being affected were protesting because of some hyperthetical future pay rise they were going to someday maybe get.

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#42

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That Napoleon was short. He was average height

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Stephanie Did It
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was about 5'7" in English measurement, 5'2" by French. Also he was affectionately dubbed The Little Colonel by his troops, likely because his bodyguards and some officers were taller. Another source says that when he was victorious in Italy, he was a young, inexperienced and relatively unknown officer so it was a derogatory moniker. Either way, the nickname stuck.

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#43

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In that myth about how nasa invented ballpoint pens for space while the USSR just used pencils... basically completely untrue

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Troux
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pencils would be terrible. They create dust when writing, more dust and shavings when sharpened, and then whole pieces of graphite can break off - all of which spells doom for the precision machinery.

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#44

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That Vikings wore horns on their helmets.

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#45

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Undercover cops have to tell you they're cops.

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Leigh C.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got in trouble for charging an undercover cop coffee when I was working at Tim Hortons. I was told "You'll know them when you see them." No I won't and if I do they are not undercover or crappy at their job.

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#46

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Einstein was bad at school math.

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Laura Mende (Human)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That one is interesting. Einstein went to school in Switzerland, where grades are opposite of other countries (in Germany i.e. 1 ist best, 6 is worst / Swiss 5 is best, 1 is worst). Einstein had a 4-5 in math, meaning the best to second best grade in swiss. It's just a Transmission error.

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#47

That you can spot-reduce fat. Far too many quacks on the internet talking about “toning” and “melting belly fat” with a hundred sit-ups a day.

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Caroline Nagel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sit-ups are bad for your back. No good physiotherapist would tell people to do sit-ups.

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#48

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Black belts have to register their fists as weapons... I can't believe I was dumb enough to fall for that.

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#49

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Lightning never strikes the same place twice.

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#50

History is filled with this stuff, but I'm gonna go with general misconceptions due to an inability to read history in context.

Often if you read a funny and strange story where you go 'haha those dumb superstitious people in the past' in reality there isn't superstition behind it, there's politics and power. For example, if you hear of someone being excommunicated and declared a witch / heretic for some odd reason the truth is the given reason is just a made up excuse, and the real reason is political intrigue.

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#51

That the government still has our best interests in mind.

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#52

That all GMOs have to be bad. There's a reason scientists still want to work on GMOs; it could greatly reduce the costs of food production and end world hunger.

Golden Rice, for example, is rice that is modified to maximize beta-carotene (basically vitamin A) to support areas whose diets cause vitamin A deficiencies. Anti-GMO groups oppose the effort (obviously) citing the normalization of GMOs and the corporate control of necessary dietary requirements in impoverished regions as their reasons against Golden Rice, but they fail to prove the rice itself is harmful (one study was believed to for some time, but it got exposed for breaking regulations that could have affected results). I think it's safe to say that children would rather save themselves from starvation than save themselves from glorifying GMOs or corporate dependency

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Helena Houzarová
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Genetic modifications are a shortcut to what was previously done by careful breeding. The end result needs to be checked for any unexpected pitfalls, but the means don't have a direct effect in themselves.

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#53

The ONE thing everyone thinks they know about lemmings is bulls**t. They're not "suicidal," and will not succumb to herd-mentality and follow each other over a cliff in a big group if they're scared.

This "fact" originated in a Disney-produced nature documentary (documentary in a very loose sense). They literally made stuff up whole cloth because it looked cool on camera. They chased the lemmings over the edge of a small rise, and used camera tricks to make it look like they were falling to their deaths.

Then the lemmings became a pop-culture metaphor for harmful conformity, and cartoonists all over still reference it.

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#54

That tropical fish can be kept in a vase or bowl.

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#55

The North Star is the brightest star in the sky.

No it's not. It's Sirius.

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#56

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In If you go outside with your hair wet you will get sick.

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#57

You can make sure to have a girl baby by doing ...

You can tell the sex of the baby while the woman is pregnant by ...

...STFU I’m so sick of hearing these

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Phil DeBlanc
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But "You can tell the sex of the baby while the woman is pregnant by..." getting an ultrasound after14 (but doctors recommend 19-20) weeks.

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#58

that tryptophan in turkey makes you sleepy during thanksgiving. no. chicken has more tryptophan than turkey, and we only get sleepy on thanksgiving because we eat so much.

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Donkey boi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never get tired on Thanksgiving! But then, I'm not American, live in the UK and don't celebrate it.

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#59

That natural is always better and chemicals are always bad. Also that you need to “detox your body” and let your skin “breathe”.

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Osnax
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nature has created some very nasty and poisonous chemicals, so natural does not always equal good or healthy

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#60

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In In my country people believe that if you're pregnant and cut your hair, the baby will be born blind lmao.

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JennyLaRue
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't even know why someone would ever think they could possibly be connected!

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#61

Oh god I work with kids and old people who work with the same kids:

That going outside in the rain/cold weather will make you sick. It will not.

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a friend who still thinks that if her feet get wet, she will get a cold. And she has an advanced degree from an Ivy League college!

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#62

its not really annoying per se but

The tongue map thing

the entire tongue tastes all flavors

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Zaza
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got biology points deducted in highschool because I said I could taste all the flavors on all parts of my tongue, after we did an experiment with it. Pissed me off so much

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#63

Alpha dogs aren't a thing, researcher who "discovered" this made a mistake and tried to correct it but the damage was done.

There is no such thing as an alpha dog

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#64

At some point, a viral video allegedly proved that the “beg buttons” at crosswalks are just placebos.

Some of them are, but most of them really do add a cycle for pedestrians to get a walk signal. You should use them regardless.

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kasa alex
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Australia the green person won't flash unless you press the button, except in busy city places where there is regular enough foot traffic

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#65

Right side brain logic left side brain creative.

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#67

That you get warts from frogs. Warts come from the human papilloma virus and come from contact with the virus through broken skin. It is a human specific virus and cannot be spread through different species.

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InvincibleRodent
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was likely made up by an exasperated mother to get her kid to stop bothering the frogs. Y'know, like the myth that your palms will turn hairy is you masturbate.

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#68

Apple products are the most “secure”

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Stephanie Did It
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did IT support for 9 years and got so tired of hearing "it can't have a virus, it's a Mac!"

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#69

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That companies "can't" say that you were fired, or why you were fired, "by law."

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Roxy Eastland
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only found out recently (in the UK) that it's a myth that companies can't give a bad reference. They can, but they have to evidence it, so it can't be opinion or vindictive. As soon as I read that I thought 'of course' and was annoyed with myself for believing nonsense for years.

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#70

Mixing vinegar and baking soda in water makes an amazing foamy cleaning mixture! Actually they neutralize and form either a weak acid or weak base….either of which can actually be used as a cleaning agent and you don’t have to waste chemicals mixing the two….just use a small amount of either in water depending on what you’re trying to dissolve.

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M O'Connell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One situation where mixing them does yield superior results is when tryin to unclog drains, the foaming action delivers the solution to parts of the pipes it may not have been able to reach otherwise.

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#71

Gym instructors saying they have zero percent of body fat

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#72

People saying that blood is blue and it turns red when it hits oxygen. The only reason it appears blue (like in your hand) is merely a trick of lighting and reflection. And why/how would our blood have such a quick and large reaction to oxygen?

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YoyoSthlm
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone still believe this??? Also, that was why the upper classes were called "blue blooded", their veins were easier to see because they were rarely exposed to sunlight.

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#73

Not myth I guess but there is an astounding amount of people who have said to me "wait bugs aren't animals" or "bugs/fish are animals?"

I think they're confusing animal with mammal maybe but they usually include birds in there with animals so I dunno.

Maybe they just think animal means "fuzzy thing which which I am familiar".

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N G
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the thinking is "animal = not human" and doesn't extend into any further taxonomy

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#74

So many people still think acid itself is deadly, but we find acid everywhere. Citric acid is in orange juice. Acetic acid is in vinegar. Carbonic acid is in any carbonated drink. Sulfuric, muriatic, and hydrofluoric acids are among the dangerous ones.

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Neil Bidle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget that strong alkalis are just as dangerous, if not more dangerous! Calcium hydroxide (quicklime) is super dangerous

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#75

That if you shave your hair, it’ll grow back thicker and darker. The hair looks thicker because it has a blunt edge after shaving. The hair will taper back out when it grows again.

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Helena Houzarová
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the new hair looks a little darker because it hasn't been exposed to elements yet. Doesn't sun in particular "drew out" colour of things?

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#76

That July and August were added to the calendar, throwing off the "Sept-Oct-Nov-Dec" numbering. This is not what happened. July and August were actually renamed versions of the original months "Quintilis" and "Sextilis". They did not throw off the order. The calendar used to begin in March. January and Feburary were the months that were added - they didn't use to keep official track of the months during Winter. King Numa Pompilius was the guy who added these months in around 713 BC. The shifting of the calendar to have January first is also attributed to him. It was NOT the fault of Julius Caesar.

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Kimberly Young
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So if someone asks me what month I was born in, I'll just be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#77

Here in Taiwan people believe you can grow taller by exercising a lot, even if you're a full grown adult.

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Clare McDuff
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve heard Pilates can help your core enough that you stand at your full height. I suppose older people who have started to hunch would appear taller after a few months of classes.

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#78

"Card counting is illegal" lol

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It will certainly get you banned from the casino though.

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#79

Touching baby animals in the wild will make their mother abandon them.

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cybermerlin2000
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard that touching baby animals in the wild will get you arrested and put on some kind of register

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#80

"Volatile" does not mean "explosive" or "flammable".

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#81

Daddy long legs are venomous/ poisonous but too small to bite you. They’re not.

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#82

All of these mom's groups thinking some Chinese calendar is going to predict the gender of their baby. Or a pineapple pizza is going to induce labor.

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#83

You lose money by working overtime because of taxes.

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John Baker
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This can be true. If your normal income is just short of being in a higher tax bracket, too much overtime can put you over the line.

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#84

White wine gets red wine out of the carpet

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it does. I doubted this until I tried, and it worked like a charm. Red wine stain simply disappeared, but the carpet was smelly AF. Perhaps it has something to do with the material the carpet's made of, but it sure as hell worked.

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#85

Driving with interior lights on at night will get you arrested.

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Neil Bidle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It seriously limits your night vision because of the ambient light.

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#86

Frosted Lucky Charms are, in fact, not magic.

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#87

It's illegal to kill praying mantis.

Not annoying. I just think it's kinda weird and funny that it's such a common myth.

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Roxy Eastland
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't have this myth in the UK, but I don't see why it would be annoying that people believed it if it stopped them killing praying mantises?

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#88

That if your hand is bigger than your face you’re gay…

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Linus Nilsson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not a myth, it's a prank. Then you hold your hand up to your face, and I will hit it, causing you to hit yourself.

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