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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That vaccines cause autism, are made by the government to control you etc etc.

Bona-fide1 , Gustavo Fring Report

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540points

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troufaki13 3 years ago

Ugh! If anything, vaccines cause life

140points

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That gold fish can life in small fish bowls. Worst possible thing to do to them. They die so quickly because they are messy fish and ultimate swimming in toxic water. The need twice the water a regular fish needs to dilute the ammonia their food and waste create. Goldfish can grow up to 12-14 inches and live 10-15 years in a proper habitat! Just because your parents’ parent did this or you see them at the fair doesn’t mean it’s right. Same goes for most animals kept in small cages/tanks. If you aren’t going to do it right, then you should not own that pet. Do your research. End rant ha

icpainsme , lina smith Report

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522points

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Beverly 3 years ago

This needs ranting, so bravo.

118points

Jed1M1ndTr1ck , Wikimedia Commons Report

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Not sure if this fits here exactly, but the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit being a frivolous case filed by a money hungry customer. That poor lady was a real victim who suffered legitimate injuries who only wanted her medical costs covered.

Final score:

421points

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Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

She suffered third degree burns to her upper thighs and lower lap! McD's even acknowledged that the coffee was dangerously hot.

187points

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Poor people are poor because they don't know how to manage their money

phoooooenix , Chronomarchie Report

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393points

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chi-wei shen 3 years ago

They are poor because they don't have money to manage.

288points

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That the customer is always right.

Pantominist , Lisa Report

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377points

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Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

"...In matters of TASTE." Yes ma'am that orange plaid looks wonderful on you! Let's wrap it up.

106points

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In You can "detox" your body from toxins and parasites by drinking certain teas or taking some weird medication.

Repeated diarrhea and frequent urination doesn't indicate toxins leaving your body, your liver and kidneys do the job. If your liver is not functioning or you have a kidney disorder, obviously you need help but it won't be teas that someone on Instagram is boasting about.

bitterherpes , Andy Melton Report

Final score:

359points

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Michelle M 3 years ago

You just destroyed the careers of some 'influencers'

131points

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Many people still believe hymens are like plastic food seals that cover up the hole and get popped when you have sex for the first time, and if a girl doesn't bleed she's not a virgin.

Vixrotre , Cassidy Dickens Report

Final score:

343points

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Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

The whole idea of “virginity” is made up BS to manipulate and control people. Particularly women.

205points

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Fish only have a 5 second memory. My fish are fed automatically on a timer and they know dinner time better than my goddamn cat.

Osr0 , C Watts Report

Final score:

341points

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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago

We used to have a fish called Grimnos who chose what he was fed with. Crumb, Flake or pellets. We would line them up in front of his tank and he would swim to the one he wanted and stare at it until we picked it up, and he would swim to the top and wait. We tried giving him one he didn't choose once, and he refused to eat!

166points

mediocre_medstudent1 , Lindsey Turner Report

#10

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That violence in the world is getting worse and worse. Actually, in relation to the world's population we live in the most non-violent era in history. The problem is that, while 500 years ago you might have not even heard all the news from within your city, we can now hear all the horrible news from all over the world (and we're also more people). But still, human interaction and conflict in general is much less violent than it used to be.

Final score:

336points

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Pervinca 3 years ago

This. The news love to spread negative news because they think to made more audience that way. But looking around in less main stream media is obvious that we, as humans, are going in the right way. Still a lot of work to do but we should be glad to be born in these times.

82points

#11

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That historically, corsets were extremely dangerous. That is false. “Tightlacing”, which is basically just what’s seen in the movies, where they make the corset as tight as they can, was not very common, and only used in the extremely upper class. Most people wore corsets completely safely, lacing down very little, if at all. Women climbed mountains, biked, did sports, and everything, in corsets.

icee5728 , Stephanie Lawton Report

Final score:

303points

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Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

Sometimes I think a comfortable corset would feel much nicer than a contemporary bra!

150points

#12

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That if you touch a baby bird, its mother will abandon it because of the smell. Birds actually have a very bad sense of smell.

grmidnight , Susanne Nilsson Report

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283points

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SentimentAndBadJokes 3 years ago

Ah, this ones good for children though. It stops them reaching out trying to 'play' with the bird, ultimately damaging them. Helps children show respect of animals. For adults though....

116points

#13

That woman can hold their period like we can hold our pee. I am still pissed at that teacher...

Alysa-kins Report

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282points

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Leigh C. 3 years ago

That's just a bigoted comment and your teacher should have been fired for that.

142points

#14

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In A lot of commonly believed stuff about the female reproductive system/anatomy, like vaginas getting loose if a woman has a lot of sex, or that having a lot of sex somehow drastically changes the look of a woman's labia.

iswearimalady Report

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275points

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N G 3 years ago

Like a lot of things this is a combination of lack of knowledge (deliberate or not) and the desire to keep women in their place.

121points

#15

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In People with OCD just repeatedly wash their hands and like things clean and organized. This is how it presents in some people. There is so much more to this mental illness that people aren’t aware of that lead to people not getting diagnosed or help.

Oss251817 , Catt Liu Report

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268points

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Monday 3 years ago (edited)

I don't have full blown OCD but do have some compulsive behaviors. For example if I see my nails and enough has grown for me to bite (I'm a yucky nail biter) it will "scream" at me until I bite it off. Then I can continue my day as per normal. For my aunt, skew or crooked things "scream" at her until she fixes them, so she doesn't go to restaurants with purposely crooked art anymore. Human brains are weird.

72points

#16

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Flushable wipes are flushable

RadRhys2 , Wikimedia Commons Report

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265points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

This should be banned as false advertising!!

162points

JustAnAverageBrit , Jim, the Photographer Report

#17

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In You swallow 8 spiders a year in your sleep. The thing was created to see how easily fake news spread.

Final score:

254points

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Aahzmandus Pervect 3 years ago

Too easy, obviously

71points

#18

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Astrology: that your horoscope tells something about your personality

Metamorphosed_ , MiraCosic Report

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248points

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Metaniel 3 years ago

"hihi sorry for crashing your car, but I'm an asparagus and it's in my blood" 🙄🙄🙄

210points

Appropriate-Wrap-664 , The Creative Exchange Report

#19

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In The five second rule.

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240points

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JennyLaRue 3 years ago

We all know it's not 5 seconds till it's too dirty to eat, it's really just 5 seconds before other people judge you for eating off the floor.

205points

#20

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In You have to wait 24 hours before filing a missing person's report.

popthetab , Skybluesrich Report

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236points

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Indra Servo 3 years ago (edited)

It's the opposite. If someone been missing over 48h then most of clues or evidences already dried out

65points

#21

I have a black cat with white spots on her belly and people have made comments about never having a black cat because they are bad luck or evil. Dude, it’s a cat. Also, hear often comments regarding not breaking mirrors or sweeping over someone’s feet. Its 2021 we really still believe this?!

raj_100 Report

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235points

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Caroline Nagel 3 years ago

Black cats are rarely adopted from shelters because of this stupid superstition.

135points

#22

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That dairy cows just "make" milk.

Cows aren't any different than the rest of the mammals. They make milk when they have a baby. Humans just take the baby away after it's born.

the_V0lum3 , Matt Report

Final score:

227points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

This is fairly obvious, but their young still get looked after, and *spoiler alert* the cows end up as burgers and leather after they've finished their usefulness as dairy cows.

80points

SirGideonthe3rd , Open Grid Scheduler Report

#23

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That carrots improve eyesight. It was actually British propaganda from World war II, I think to explain how they kept on shooting down German planes at night, in order to conceal their invention of a new type of radar I believe. More funny than annoying, I just want to say it.

Final score:

222points

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Troux 3 years ago

"Cat's Eyes" Cunningham was the man behind the myth. His plane was equipped with airborne radar and they told the kids he was just eating his carrots and could see at night.

57points

#24

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In The Great Wall of China is the only man-made structure visible from space. First of all, it's not, and second, other ones are.

Plug_5 , Wikimedia.Commons Report

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221points

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Steve Barnett 3 years ago

Light pollution.

25points

#25

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Organic means no pesticides used. As I understand it, it means that no synthetic pesticides were used.

Lulubean16 , Wikimedia Commons Report

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210points

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Osnax 3 years ago

Exactly! I used to work with governmental regulation of pesticides, and can confirm that we do have pesticides approved for organic agriculture

80points

supremedalek925 , Wikimedia Commons Report

#26

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Not a myth per se, but the number of people who grossly misunderstand how evolution and natural selection works is crazy high.

Final score:

210points

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I I 3 years ago

most people can not comprehend billions of years of evolution because we only live for 80ish years , billions of years is mind boggling to think of

41points

#27

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Ostriches bury their head in the sand when confronted. The fact that Ostrich legs and claws are powerful enough to kill any predator makes a mockery of the myth. In actual fact, they don't make nests but bury their eggs in warm soft soil. They then frequently turn the eggs over in the ground to stop them overheating giving the appearance that they are sticking their heads in the ground from a distance.

Bloverfish , Brian Snelson Report

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196points

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Monday 3 years ago

Those buggers can and WILL kick the crap out of you if you give them the chance. They may look derpy but they are dangerous.

94points

#28

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In MSG - a lot of people still believe it's basically poison. It's no more harmful than regular salt.

ToothbrushGames , Ragesoss Report

Final score:

192points

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Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Almost anything used in moderation ain't gonna hurt you booby!

42points

#29

That margarine is "one molecule away" from being plastic.

Firstly, "one molecule away" makes no sense. It is a meaningless phrase.

Secondly, being "one atom away" is also meaningless, because a change in atomical structure means the substances are different.

A molecule of H2O has two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. H2O is water.

H2O2 has two hydrogen atoms and two oxygen atoms. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide.

But we don't caution against drinking water by saying that it's "one atom away" from being hydrogen peroxide, because that one atom completely changes the makeup of that substance. Water isn't "almost" peroxide or vice versa.

This is an oversimplification, obviously, but suffice it to say that you shouldn't take advice from someone who claims that margarine is "one molecule away" from being plastic. It's a complete misnomer.

I don't even like or eat margarine but this drives me up the freaking wall.

throwaway10231991 Report

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192points

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Indra Servo 3 years ago

Anyone who ever drink dihydrogen monoxide will be dead sooner or later

95points

#30

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Schizophrenia is the same thing as Multiple Personality Disorder

cipherable , Guilherme Rossi Report

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191points

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Metaniel 3 years ago

Or that every schizophrenia is same and we all hear voices, see s**t and wants to murder everyone. Ugh

91points

BlueOysterCultist , Wikimedia Commons Report

#31

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Scholars in the middle ages didn't believe the Earth was flat. The ancient Greeks knew that [stuff] was false. The myth of the flat earth was a post-Romanticism fancy in pop culture, not a serious scholarly movement.

That line from Men In Black has pissed me off ever since I learned the truth.

Final score:

183points

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Vorknkx 3 years ago (edited)

2021 - now it's once more "trendy" to believe in the flat Eart. Makes you look "rebellious" and "wild". What, you're gonna listen to those evil mainstream media?

56points

#32

“We care about your privacy” AbsoluteBollocks™️

221bFox Report

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175points

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Maria Schneider 3 years ago

Reality: "We care about your data"

74points

#33

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That cutting your hair off makes it grow in thicker.

KingKombo , cottonbro Report

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166points

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Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

It just takes off the thin or split ends so the hair looks fuller and thicker.

71points

#34

We only use 10% of our brains. If you don't know what 100% is, then how do you determine what 10% is.

mwmstern Report

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165points

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Brian Bennett 3 years ago

After reading most of these beliefs people have I' positive they are using only 10% of thir brain power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

38points

#35

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Cracking your knuckles makes them bigger/gives you arthritis.

This is an ongoing battle between myself and my older coworkers.

Deezus1229 , Colin Davis Report

Final score:

164points

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Monday 3 years ago

Dr Donald Unger disproved this one by cracking the knuckles on one hand every day while never cracking the knuckles on the other for 50 years. He did not get arthritis.

68points

#36

Shark fins / shark products are great for health

palomsoms Report

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164points

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Kay blue 3 years ago

Shark fins don't add any flavour to the soup either, it's purely to show off wealth.

47points

#37

That historical armor was basically useless, only increasing the chance of maybe deflecting a blow if you were lucky. You still see it in movies, shows and games where a knife or sword or arrow will go through armor like it's cardboard.

In reality armor was very useful. Very good armor, like a knight's suit of plate, made the wearer virtually invincible. The best plate could stop even early firearms. A knight in full plate and wielding a shield was pretty much the tank of the medieval battlefield. Doubly so if on horseback. Specialized weapons and a concerted effort was needed to defeat one, although typically no one would try to kill a knight since you can't ransom a corpse.

But even simple gambesons, which were made from layers of fabric, could resist a sword cut. High quality gambesons could resist all but the strongest cuts from specialized cutting swords.

Also: that swords were super heavy. A typical one-handed arming sword from the middle ages weighed around 3lbs, 4 max. A two-handed long sword could get up to 5lbs. Rapiers weighed around the same as other swords, which is contrary to popular belief.

Yes, swinging around a 3-4lb object would tire someone out, but the people doing so were generally more fit than the people reading this thread.

The_Fresno_Farter Report

Final score:

160points

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Alexandru Bucur 3 years ago

Piggybacking on this, the myth that the sword was the most important weapon on the medieval battlefield. Nope, your primary weapon was a sort of polearm - spear, lance if on horseback, halberd, pike, bardiche, naginata, you name it. The sword was actually the sidearm, the weapon you used after your spear broke or became ineffective (tight in melee, for example) or the one you took with you everywhere, even in context where you were unarmored. Sure, there are examples of fully armored knights fighting with two-handed swords, but that's sort of an edge case, because that usually requires a full plate harness and some specific circumstances to pull off and it's debatable wherever it doesn't straddle the border between sword and pole arm anyway, especially later examples, like the Zweihänder of the German Landsknechte, which was popular in the 16th century - those guys even had smaller swords (usually some type of messer) as sidearms to their swords...

60points

#38

Bulls get angry when they see the color red. It's not true..

Bulls are actually red-green colorblind. What actually triggers the bull's anger is the movement in front of them.

Annu28 Report

Final score:

159points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

Did you see mythbusters test the "bull in a china shop"? Calm, sensible, and didn't break a thing

75points

#39

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In If you lift your hands above your head while pregnant you will strangle the baby. I am sure it was started by smart women who didn’t want to do all the housework while pregnant and tired. I still hear it every now and again.

Letmetellyowhat Report

Final score:

157points

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troufaki13 3 years ago

Never heard of that before!

123points

#40

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In People think bats are blind. They aren’t.

Bloodragedragon , Danny Ayers Report

Final score:

146points

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Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

But they ARE magnificent and beautiful creatures!

118points

#41

The highest tax rate means your entire income is taxed at that rate

Unleashtheducks Report

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145points

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N G 3 years ago

I HATE this one! It's used deliberately to reinforce the idea that the rich shouldnt be taxed somehow - yet it's usually perpetuated by people who are middle class at most (since a lot of the ultra rich either fully understand the tax system, or can employ people who do on their behalf). It's a mindset that leads to "you cant have a 75% tax rate because *when I'm earning more* you'll be taking more off me". Like the whole thing where people who were several tens of thousands of dollars off being affected were protesting because of some hyperthetical future pay rise they were going to someday maybe get.

66points

AspectOfSociety , Wikimedia Commons Report

#42

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That Napoleon was short. He was average height

Final score:

143points

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Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

He was about 5'7" in English measurement, 5'2" by French. Also he was affectionately dubbed The Little Colonel by his troops, likely because his bodyguards and some officers were taller. Another source says that when he was victorious in Italy, he was a young, inexperienced and relatively unknown officer so it was a derogatory moniker. Either way, the nickname stuck.

38points

#43

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In that myth about how nasa invented ballpoint pens for space while the USSR just used pencils... basically completely untrue

NepetaLast , Andrew Magill Report

Final score:

140points

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Troux 3 years ago

Pencils would be terrible. They create dust when writing, more dust and shavings when sharpened, and then whole pieces of graphite can break off - all of which spells doom for the precision machinery.

81points

AndyTheThiccer , Wikimedia Commons Report

#44

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That Vikings wore horns on their helmets.

Final score:

137points

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Sarcastic Cow 3 years ago

or Celts/Gauls! for those who know Obelix)

41points

#45

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Undercover cops have to tell you they're cops.

Lawgang94 , Elvert Barnes Report

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136points

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Leigh C. 3 years ago

I got in trouble for charging an undercover cop coffee when I was working at Tim Hortons. I was told "You'll know them when you see them." No I won't and if I do they are not undercover or crappy at their job.

90points

#46

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Einstein was bad at school math.

el_juanjo , Wikimedia Commons Report

Final score:

135points

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Laura Mende (Human) 3 years ago

That one is interesting. Einstein went to school in Switzerland, where grades are opposite of other countries (in Germany i.e. 1 ist best, 6 is worst / Swiss 5 is best, 1 is worst). Einstein had a 4-5 in math, meaning the best to second best grade in swiss. It's just a Transmission error.

87points

#47

That you can spot-reduce fat. Far too many quacks on the internet talking about “toning” and “melting belly fat” with a hundred sit-ups a day.

stonersouls_ Report

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131points

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Caroline Nagel 3 years ago

sit-ups are bad for your back. No good physiotherapist would tell people to do sit-ups.

44points

#48

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Black belts have to register their fists as weapons... I can't believe I was dumb enough to fall for that.

d_tiBBAR , RODNAE Report

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127points

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Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

What if I have a killer figure?

88points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

See Also on Bored Panda

Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#49

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Lightning never strikes the same place twice.

thebelsnickle1991 , public domain Report

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127points

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Kira Okah 3 years ago

Why does a lightning rod work if it didn't?

52points

#50

History is filled with this stuff, but I'm gonna go with general misconceptions due to an inability to read history in context.

Often if you read a funny and strange story where you go 'haha those dumb superstitious people in the past' in reality there isn't superstition behind it, there's politics and power. For example, if you hear of someone being excommunicated and declared a witch / heretic for some odd reason the truth is the given reason is just a made up excuse, and the real reason is political intrigue.

Wvreb Report

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122points

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Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

Make bad witch go away = power.

29points

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#51

That the government still has our best interests in mind.

blizzardhawk17 Report

Final score:

56points

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First Name Last Name 3 years ago

This should be way higher on the list.

21points

#52

That all GMOs have to be bad. There's a reason scientists still want to work on GMOs; it could greatly reduce the costs of food production and end world hunger.

Golden Rice, for example, is rice that is modified to maximize beta-carotene (basically vitamin A) to support areas whose diets cause vitamin A deficiencies. Anti-GMO groups oppose the effort (obviously) citing the normalization of GMOs and the corporate control of necessary dietary requirements in impoverished regions as their reasons against Golden Rice, but they fail to prove the rice itself is harmful (one study was believed to for some time, but it got exposed for breaking regulations that could have affected results). I think it's safe to say that children would rather save themselves from starvation than save themselves from glorifying GMOs or corporate dependency

UopuV7 Report

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51points

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Helena Houzarová 3 years ago

Genetic modifications are a shortcut to what was previously done by careful breeding. The end result needs to be checked for any unexpected pitfalls, but the means don't have a direct effect in themselves.

31points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#53

The ONE thing everyone thinks they know about lemmings is bulls**t. They're not "suicidal," and will not succumb to herd-mentality and follow each other over a cliff in a big group if they're scared.

This "fact" originated in a Disney-produced nature documentary (documentary in a very loose sense). They literally made stuff up whole cloth because it looked cool on camera. They chased the lemmings over the edge of a small rise, and used camera tricks to make it look like they were falling to their deaths.

Then the lemmings became a pop-culture metaphor for harmful conformity, and cartoonists all over still reference it.

Taman_Should Report

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46points

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troufaki13 3 years ago

Anyone else remember the PC game "Lemmings"? I freakin' loved it!!

48points

#54

That tropical fish can be kept in a vase or bowl.

petrovmendicant Report

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46points

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Michelle M 3 years ago

Animal cruelty!

23points

#55

The North Star is the brightest star in the sky.

No it's not. It's Sirius.

Supertech46 Report

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46points

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Vic 3 years ago

Siriusly? You are north kidding??

42points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#56

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In If you go outside with your hair wet you will get sick.

laiwo , DesultoryMe Report

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45points

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Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

Or if the wind blows into your ears you'll get pneumonia.

12points

#57

You can make sure to have a girl baby by doing ...

You can tell the sex of the baby while the woman is pregnant by ...

...STFU I’m so sick of hearing these

Boobsboobsboobs2 Report

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45points

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Phil DeBlanc 3 years ago

But "You can tell the sex of the baby while the woman is pregnant by..." getting an ultrasound after14 (but doctors recommend 19-20) weeks.

36points

#58

that tryptophan in turkey makes you sleepy during thanksgiving. no. chicken has more tryptophan than turkey, and we only get sleepy on thanksgiving because we eat so much.

lemonlimespine_ Report

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44points

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Donkey boi 3 years ago

I never get tired on Thanksgiving! But then, I'm not American, live in the UK and don't celebrate it.

25points

#59

That natural is always better and chemicals are always bad. Also that you need to “detox your body” and let your skin “breathe”.

Seeginnah Report

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41points

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Osnax 3 years ago

Nature has created some very nasty and poisonous chemicals, so natural does not always equal good or healthy

14points

#60

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In In my country people believe that if you're pregnant and cut your hair, the baby will be born blind lmao.

Arthurlmnz , jackmac34 Report

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39points

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JennyLaRue 3 years ago

I don't even know why someone would ever think they could possibly be connected!

16points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#61

Oh god I work with kids and old people who work with the same kids:

That going outside in the rain/cold weather will make you sick. It will not.

msvikkiallison Report

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39points

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Otter 3 years ago

I have a friend who still thinks that if her feet get wet, she will get a cold. And she has an advanced degree from an Ivy League college!

10points

#62

its not really annoying per se but

The tongue map thing

the entire tongue tastes all flavors

xXBlitzz Report

Final score:

37points

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Zaza 3 years ago (edited)

I got biology points deducted in highschool because I said I could taste all the flavors on all parts of my tongue, after we did an experiment with it. Pissed me off so much

18points

#63

Alpha dogs aren't a thing, researcher who "discovered" this made a mistake and tried to correct it but the damage was done.

There is no such thing as an alpha dog

Paniaguapo Report

Final score:

37points

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Michelle M 3 years ago

Tell that to the 'Alpha males'

32points

#64

At some point, a viral video allegedly proved that the “beg buttons” at crosswalks are just placebos.

Some of them are, but most of them really do add a cycle for pedestrians to get a walk signal. You should use them regardless.

champs Report

Final score:

36points

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kasa alex 3 years ago

In Australia the green person won't flash unless you press the button, except in busy city places where there is regular enough foot traffic

18points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#65

Right side brain logic left side brain creative.

taytaylyn Report

Final score:

36points

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Steve Barnett 3 years ago (edited)

Upper middle, do the washing up you lazy git.

10points

#66

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Sugar makes you hyper.

Chiperoni , Andrei! Report

Final score:

36points

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Steve Barnett 3 years ago

Sugar makes you fat.

23points

#67

That you get warts from frogs. Warts come from the human papilloma virus and come from contact with the virus through broken skin. It is a human specific virus and cannot be spread through different species.

mtn-cat Report

Final score:

35points

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InvincibleRodent 3 years ago

This was likely made up by an exasperated mother to get her kid to stop bothering the frogs. Y'know, like the myth that your palms will turn hairy is you masturbate.

19points

#68

Apple products are the most “secure”

Fart_stew Report

Final score:

35points

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Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

I did IT support for 9 years and got so tired of hearing "it can't have a virus, it's a Mac!"

26points

Fondren_Richmond , Charles Deluvio Report

#69

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That companies "can't" say that you were fired, or why you were fired, "by law."

Final score:

32points

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Roxy Eastland 3 years ago

I only found out recently (in the UK) that it's a myth that companies can't give a bad reference. They can, but they have to evidence it, so it can't be opinion or vindictive. As soon as I read that I thought 'of course' and was annoyed with myself for believing nonsense for years.

9points

#70

Mixing vinegar and baking soda in water makes an amazing foamy cleaning mixture! Actually they neutralize and form either a weak acid or weak base….either of which can actually be used as a cleaning agent and you don’t have to waste chemicals mixing the two….just use a small amount of either in water depending on what you’re trying to dissolve.

BiologyJ Report

Final score:

29points

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M O'Connell 3 years ago

One situation where mixing them does yield superior results is when tryin to unclog drains, the foaming action delivers the solution to parts of the pipes it may not have been able to reach otherwise.

16points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#71

Gym instructors saying they have zero percent of body fat

MaeSolug Report

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28points

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Samantha Lomb 3 years ago

They would be dead

43points

#72

People saying that blood is blue and it turns red when it hits oxygen. The only reason it appears blue (like in your hand) is merely a trick of lighting and reflection. And why/how would our blood have such a quick and large reaction to oxygen?

U_N_K_N_O_W_N909 Report

Final score:

28points

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YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

Does anyone still believe this??? Also, that was why the upper classes were called "blue blooded", their veins were easier to see because they were rarely exposed to sunlight.

15points

#73

Not myth I guess but there is an astounding amount of people who have said to me "wait bugs aren't animals" or "bugs/fish are animals?"

I think they're confusing animal with mammal maybe but they usually include birds in there with animals so I dunno.

Maybe they just think animal means "fuzzy thing which which I am familiar".

SubtleMockery Report

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27points

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N G 3 years ago

I think the thinking is "animal = not human" and doesn't extend into any further taxonomy

9points

#74

So many people still think acid itself is deadly, but we find acid everywhere. Citric acid is in orange juice. Acetic acid is in vinegar. Carbonic acid is in any carbonated drink. Sulfuric, muriatic, and hydrofluoric acids are among the dangerous ones.

MyCatIsAChonk Report

Final score:

27points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

Don't forget that strong alkalis are just as dangerous, if not more dangerous! Calcium hydroxide (quicklime) is super dangerous

31points

“All Three Shot Out Pink”: Triplets' Baby Shower Turns Sour, Pregnant Wife Wants A Divorce

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College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

#75

That if you shave your hair, it’ll grow back thicker and darker. The hair looks thicker because it has a blunt edge after shaving. The hair will taper back out when it grows again.

seacowwarlord Report

Final score:

26points

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Helena Houzarová 3 years ago

I think the new hair looks a little darker because it hasn't been exposed to elements yet. Doesn't sun in particular "drew out" colour of things?

8points

theexteriorposterior Report

#76

That July and August were added to the calendar, throwing off the "Sept-Oct-Nov-Dec" numbering. This is not what happened. July and August were actually renamed versions of the original months "Quintilis" and "Sextilis". They did not throw off the order. The calendar used to begin in March. January and Feburary were the months that were added - they didn't use to keep official track of the months during Winter. King Numa Pompilius was the guy who added these months in around 713 BC. The shifting of the calendar to have January first is also attributed to him. It was NOT the fault of Julius Caesar.

Final score:

25points

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Kimberly Young 3 years ago

So if someone asks me what month I was born in, I'll just be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

10points

#77

Here in Taiwan people believe you can grow taller by exercising a lot, even if you're a full grown adult.

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21points

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Clare McDuff 3 years ago

I’ve heard Pilates can help your core enough that you stand at your full height. I suppose older people who have started to hunch would appear taller after a few months of classes.

17points

#78

"Card counting is illegal" lol

erguitar Report

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21points

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Monday 3 years ago

It will certainly get you banned from the casino though.

26points

Legitimate_Roll7514 Report

#79

Touching baby animals in the wild will make their mother abandon them.

Final score:

21points

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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago

I heard that touching baby animals in the wild will get you arrested and put on some kind of register

12points

#80

"Volatile" does not mean "explosive" or "flammable".

JeromesDream Report

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20points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

Inflammable doesn't mean the opposite of flammable

14points

#81

Daddy long legs are venomous/ poisonous but too small to bite you. They’re not.

darkwatch0 Report

Final score:

19points

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Aahzmandus Pervect 3 years ago

They're not what? Not venomous or not too small to bite? Perhaps both, or neither?

18points

#82

All of these mom's groups thinking some Chinese calendar is going to predict the gender of their baby. Or a pineapple pizza is going to induce labor.

SACGAC Report

Final score:

19points

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Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

No, but castor oil sure will!

8points

#83

You lose money by working overtime because of taxes.

Nati0nalxCrisis Report

Final score:

17points

POST

John Baker 3 years ago

This can be true. If your normal income is just short of being in a higher tax bracket, too much overtime can put you over the line.

5points

Rinsetheplates_first Report

#84

White wine gets red wine out of the carpet

Final score:

17points

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Aahzmandus Pervect 3 years ago

Well, it does. I doubted this until I tried, and it worked like a charm. Red wine stain simply disappeared, but the carpet was smelly AF. Perhaps it has something to do with the material the carpet's made of, but it sure as hell worked.

14points

#85

Driving with interior lights on at night will get you arrested.

OMW2FYBLDS Report

Final score:

16points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

It seriously limits your night vision because of the ambient light.

26points

#86

Frosted Lucky Charms are, in fact, not magic.

stoutowl Report

Final score:

16points

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tuzdayschild 3 years ago

Oh yes they are you heretic!

18points

#87

It's illegal to kill praying mantis.

Not annoying. I just think it's kinda weird and funny that it's such a common myth.

Bekens86 Report

Final score:

8points

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Roxy Eastland 3 years ago

We don't have this myth in the UK, but I don't see why it would be annoying that people believed it if it stopped them killing praying mantises?

10points

#88

That if your hand is bigger than your face you’re gay…

Dat510Boy Report

Final score:

-1point

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Linus Nilsson 3 years ago

That's not a myth, it's a prank. Then you hold your hand up to your face, and I will hit it, causing you to hit yourself.

35points

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Arthur Waite 3 years ago

This was a good article - it was fun to read, and it not only reinforced a lot of things I'd already understood, it added to some things I hadn't heard of. The calendar item, for example. Well Done!

17points

Paweł Duda 3 years ago

Another one: that is your ever have sex with HIV positive person you will instantly get the virus. Well no. The most risky situation which is a**l sex as being passive side has only 1/265 chance of infection. Other types of sexual activity even less, and are very dependent on the situation,

7points

Monday 3 years ago

Very true, but it remains a pretty bad idea to knowingly have unprotected sex with an HIV positive person. Your chances do depend on the "viral load" of the infected person too. Higher load = higher chance of tranmission.

25points

Seabeast 3 years ago

I was taught that driving barefoot was illegal. I soon found out that it isn't.

4points

RatherLoopy 3 years ago

I dunno if this is still going around but when I was young, it was commonly believed to be illegal to drive in bare feet (ostensibly because metal pedals in older cars grew hot while driving). As an officer pointed out during a defensive driving course back in the day, not only is is perfectly legal to drive barefooted, it's also really not a great idea to be reaching under the front seat hunting for your flip-flops when an armed officer is warily approaching your drivers side window.

2points

Robert Thompson 3 years ago

You don't have to water your lawn every day. Lawns were a thing long before irrigation. My favorite discourse on the matter is from a youtuber who calls himself "The History Guy"

2points

Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago

Who waters their lawn at all? What an incredible waste.

3points

Jen Szabo 3 years ago

These were very informative! Thank you!

1point

Jace 3 years ago

I hate the wording on some of these. Out of context to the article/list title, they look like declarations of myths as facts. Otherwise, this is a good list.

1point

Mazer 3 years ago

There ought to be more of these threads

1point

Shane S 3 years ago

I think this entire thread is just a bunch of fans repeating stuff we’ve seen on Quite Interesting or Adam Ruins Everything. Lol. That being said, Meyers Briggs personality types are bull. Hahaha

1point

DC 3 years ago

... while some myths just sound like weird stuff no one believes in, ... people actually do believe that certain parts of rare animals cure or improve something they're not satisfied about regarding their own body. Often, it is either meant to prolong or enable an erection, or fertility - as if these were mankind's most pressing issues. But the snakeoil salesmen know their customers - something improving your eyesight in old age won't sell as good as something making your hard on a hard to deflate one, or making you horny or fertile, or all of the above. And these beliefs contribute to getting those species extinct - so, I say f**k all that superstition, f**k all the idiot's medicine, f**k all the so-called alternative cures. Evidence based medicine not only works better, it also will not make sharks or tigers extinct. Don't be stupid. Don't believe in magic.

1point

Dorothy Cloud 2 years ago

It was kind of interesting. But so many should have been explained further. Just like getting 1/2 of an idea.

0points

Sarah 3 years ago

Anthony Johnson, a black man started legal slavery in the States. African slaves were also slaves in the Caribbean Islands and Brazil. Then there's the white slave trade that went from Europe to North Africa.

0points

Zainah Almasri 3 years ago

I loved it

0points

I wish I could live in the ocean 3 years ago

Some are obviously bullshit but I'd like to see evidence, or a source, for others. How for they know that Napoleon was average height instead of short? Not that I don't want to believe it, but to me those are 2 theories that both could be true.

0points

Seabeast 3 years ago

Because he was captured and imprisoned by the British, twice. They'd have seen him close up. Someone had to have made his coffin after he died.

1point

Will Tiernan 3 years ago

"God" or "Gods" seems to have been missed from this list. Very annoying twaddle that lots of people still believe in.

-1point

s. vitkovitsky 3 years ago

Yes, why have a fun thead when you can arrogantly and condescendingly insult readers as well?!

5points

Dave Jones 3 years ago

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Something 3 years ago

Vaccines do not cause autism at all, but there are things that may lead to an increased rate of autism that are good. For example, preterm infants may be more likely to be diagnosed with autism compared to full term infants. This means that a higher survival rate for preterm infants can lead to an increased rate of autism.

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Marnie 3 years ago

Not sure why you were downvoted. I hadn't heard about the link to preterm infants, but if someone thinks they have evidence to the contrary, I wish they'd post that, instead of just downvoting. SOMETHING is causing the increase in autism. I'm curious as to what (especially being autistic myself).

1point

Seabeast 3 years ago

Older parents, especially older fathers, is also a high risk factor. People are having babies later in life now.

1point

Chaos&Roses 3 years ago

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Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago

Why do you have children so much that you think it's an insult?

3points

Eslamala 3 years ago (edited)

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I want cake 3 years ago

There is also the fact that a lot of people put false information on the internet and many people aren't properly taught at school how to differentiate between correct facts and false facts and how to tell if a resource is as trustworthy as it claims or appears.

6points

Chaos&Roses 3 years ago

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Monica Pryts 3 years ago

Ew.

0points

Marnie 3 years ago

I don't agree with most of what you said, but I do think that autism is overdiagnosed. It's the latest craze. Having said that, I was recently diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder. But this was from over 20 years of family members and others telling me they thought I had Asperger's, long before most people had even heard of it. It is a real thing, and I've struggled all my life. (Many people struggle with different things. This is what I've struggled with. I will never have anything close to a normal life or normal relationship.) But I knew a woman who claimed her son was autistic, and that kid was just not. She's was doing it to get attention. Very, very sad. My son's friend was also misdiagnosed with autism, spurred on by her abusive mother. But there is something going on that is increasing autism. It might just be society changing in such a way that people with certain autistic traits being more likely to marry and then having an autistic child.

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Arthur Waite 3 years ago

This was a good article - it was fun to read, and it not only reinforced a lot of things I'd already understood, it added to some things I hadn't heard of. The calendar item, for example. Well Done!

17points

Paweł Duda 3 years ago

7points

Monday 3 years ago

25points

Seabeast 3 years ago

I was taught that driving barefoot was illegal. I soon found out that it isn't.

4points

RatherLoopy 3 years ago

2points

Robert Thompson 3 years ago

You don't have to water your lawn every day. Lawns were a thing long before irrigation. My favorite discourse on the matter is from a youtuber who calls himself "The History Guy"

2points

Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago

Who waters their lawn at all? What an incredible waste.

3points

Jen Szabo 3 years ago

These were very informative! Thank you!

1point

Jace 3 years ago

I hate the wording on some of these. Out of context to the article/list title, they look like declarations of myths as facts. Otherwise, this is a good list.

1point

Mazer 3 years ago

There ought to be more of these threads

1point

Shane S 3 years ago

I think this entire thread is just a bunch of fans repeating stuff we’ve seen on Quite Interesting or Adam Ruins Everything. Lol. That being said, Meyers Briggs personality types are bull. Hahaha

1point

DC 3 years ago

1point

Dorothy Cloud 2 years ago

It was kind of interesting. But so many should have been explained further. Just like getting 1/2 of an idea.

0points

Sarah 3 years ago

0points

Zainah Almasri 3 years ago

I loved it

0points

I wish I could live in the ocean 3 years ago

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Seabeast 3 years ago

Because he was captured and imprisoned by the British, twice. They'd have seen him close up. Someone had to have made his coffin after he died.

1point

Will Tiernan 3 years ago

"God" or "Gods" seems to have been missed from this list. Very annoying twaddle that lots of people still believe in.

-1point

s. vitkovitsky 3 years ago

Yes, why have a fun thead when you can arrogantly and condescendingly insult readers as well?!

5points

Dave Jones 3 years ago

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Robert Thompson 3 years ago

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Something 3 years ago

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Marnie 3 years ago

1point

Seabeast 3 years ago

Older parents, especially older fathers, is also a high risk factor. People are having babies later in life now.

1point

Chaos&Roses 3 years ago

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Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago

Why do you have children so much that you think it's an insult?

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Eslamala 3 years ago (edited)

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I want cake 3 years ago

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Chaos&Roses 3 years ago

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Monica Pryts 3 years ago

Ew.

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