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The fingers on my two hands wouldn’t be enough to count how many times I’ve heard that Einstein was bad at school math. Or that bulls go into full-on rage mode when they see red.
Turns out, many of those are just urban myths disguised as common knowledge. So what other nonsense do we, my fellow human beings, all blatantly believe in? This thread on r/AskReddit may give us some answers as people share some of the most annoying myths we all are guilty of trusting in.
Have any annoying myth on your mind to add to this list? Hit us in the comment below!
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#1
That certain animal 'parts' have healing/magical properties. Like tiger whiskers protect the wearer or rhino horn cures impotence and hangovers.
#2
That vaccines cause autism, are made by the government to control you etc etc.
#3
That gold fish can life in small fish bowls. Worst possible thing to do to them. They die so quickly because they are messy fish and ultimate swimming in toxic water. The need twice the water a regular fish needs to dilute the ammonia their food and waste create. Goldfish can grow up to 12-14 inches and live 10-15 years in a proper habitat! Just because your parents’ parent did this or you see them at the fair doesn’t mean it’s right. Same goes for most animals kept in small cages/tanks. If you aren’t going to do it right, then you should not own that pet. Do your research. End rant ha
#4
Not sure if this fits here exactly, but the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit being a frivolous case filed by a money hungry customer. That poor lady was a real victim who suffered legitimate injuries who only wanted her medical costs covered.
Stephanie Did It 3 years ago
She suffered third degree burns to her upper thighs and lower lap! McD's even acknowledged that the coffee was dangerously hot.
#5
Poor people are poor because they don't know how to manage their money
#6
That the customer is always right.
Stephanie Did It 3 years ago
"...In matters of TASTE." Yes ma'am that orange plaid looks wonderful on you! Let's wrap it up.
#7
You can "detox" your body from toxins and parasites by drinking certain teas or taking some weird medication.
Repeated diarrhea and frequent urination doesn't indicate toxins leaving your body, your liver and kidneys do the job. If your liver is not functioning or you have a kidney disorder, obviously you need help but it won't be teas that someone on Instagram is boasting about.
#8
Many people still believe hymens are like plastic food seals that cover up the hole and get popped when you have sex for the first time, and if a girl doesn't bleed she's not a virgin.
Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago
The whole idea of “virginity” is made up BS to manipulate and control people. Particularly women.
#9
Fish only have a 5 second memory. My fish are fed automatically on a timer and they know dinner time better than my goddamn cat.
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
We used to have a fish called Grimnos who chose what he was fed with. Crumb, Flake or pellets. We would line them up in front of his tank and he would swim to the one he wanted and stare at it until we picked it up, and he would swim to the top and wait. We tried giving him one he didn't choose once, and he refused to eat!
#10
That violence in the world is getting worse and worse. Actually, in relation to the world's population we live in the most non-violent era in history. The problem is that, while 500 years ago you might have not even heard all the news from within your city, we can now hear all the horrible news from all over the world (and we're also more people). But still, human interaction and conflict in general is much less violent than it used to be.
Pervinca 3 years ago
This. The news love to spread negative news because they think to made more audience that way. But looking around in less main stream media is obvious that we, as humans, are going in the right way. Still a lot of work to do but we should be glad to be born in these times.
#11
That historically, corsets were extremely dangerous. That is false. “Tightlacing”, which is basically just what’s seen in the movies, where they make the corset as tight as they can, was not very common, and only used in the extremely upper class. Most people wore corsets completely safely, lacing down very little, if at all. Women climbed mountains, biked, did sports, and everything, in corsets.
Stephanie Did It 3 years ago
Sometimes I think a comfortable corset would feel much nicer than a contemporary bra!
#12
That if you touch a baby bird, its mother will abandon it because of the smell. Birds actually have a very bad sense of smell.
SentimentAndBadJokes 3 years ago
Ah, this ones good for children though. It stops them reaching out trying to 'play' with the bird, ultimately damaging them. Helps children show respect of animals. For adults though....
#13
That woman can hold their period like we can hold our pee. I am still pissed at that teacher...
#14
A lot of commonly believed stuff about the female reproductive system/anatomy, like vaginas getting loose if a woman has a lot of sex, or that having a lot of sex somehow drastically changes the look of a woman's labia.
#15
People with OCD just repeatedly wash their hands and like things clean and organized. This is how it presents in some people. There is so much more to this mental illness that people aren’t aware of that lead to people not getting diagnosed or help.
Monday 3 years ago (edited)
I don't have full blown OCD but do have some compulsive behaviors. For example if I see my nails and enough has grown for me to bite (I'm a yucky nail biter) it will "scream" at me until I bite it off. Then I can continue my day as per normal. For my aunt, skew or crooked things "scream" at her until she fixes them, so she doesn't go to restaurants with purposely crooked art anymore. Human brains are weird.
#17
You swallow 8 spiders a year in your sleep. The thing was created to see how easily fake news spread.
#18
Astrology: that your horoscope tells something about your personality
#19
The five second rule.
JennyLaRue 3 years ago
We all know it's not 5 seconds till it's too dirty to eat, it's really just 5 seconds before other people judge you for eating off the floor.
#20
You have to wait 24 hours before filing a missing person's report.
Indra Servo 3 years ago (edited)
It's the opposite. If someone been missing over 48h then most of clues or evidences already dried out
#21
I have a black cat with white spots on her belly and people have made comments about never having a black cat because they are bad luck or evil. Dude, it’s a cat. Also, hear often comments regarding not breaking mirrors or sweeping over someone’s feet. Its 2021 we really still believe this?!
Caroline Nagel 3 years ago
Black cats are rarely adopted from shelters because of this stupid superstition.
#22
That dairy cows just "make" milk.
Cows aren't any different than the rest of the mammals. They make milk when they have a baby. Humans just take the baby away after it's born.
Neil Bidle 3 years ago
This is fairly obvious, but their young still get looked after, and *spoiler alert* the cows end up as burgers and leather after they've finished their usefulness as dairy cows.
#23
That carrots improve eyesight. It was actually British propaganda from World war II, I think to explain how they kept on shooting down German planes at night, in order to conceal their invention of a new type of radar I believe. More funny than annoying, I just want to say it.
#24
The Great Wall of China is the only man-made structure visible from space. First of all, it's not, and second, other ones are.
#25
Organic means no pesticides used. As I understand it, it means that no synthetic pesticides were used.
#26
Not a myth per se, but the number of people who grossly misunderstand how evolution and natural selection works is crazy high.
#27
Ostriches bury their head in the sand when confronted. The fact that Ostrich legs and claws are powerful enough to kill any predator makes a mockery of the myth. In actual fact, they don't make nests but bury their eggs in warm soft soil. They then frequently turn the eggs over in the ground to stop them overheating giving the appearance that they are sticking their heads in the ground from a distance.
#28
MSG - a lot of people still believe it's basically poison. It's no more harmful than regular salt.
#29
That margarine is "one molecule away" from being plastic.
Firstly, "one molecule away" makes no sense. It is a meaningless phrase.
Secondly, being "one atom away" is also meaningless, because a change in atomical structure means the substances are different.
A molecule of H2O has two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. H2O is water.
H2O2 has two hydrogen atoms and two oxygen atoms. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide.
But we don't caution against drinking water by saying that it's "one atom away" from being hydrogen peroxide, because that one atom completely changes the makeup of that substance. Water isn't "almost" peroxide or vice versa.
This is an oversimplification, obviously, but suffice it to say that you shouldn't take advice from someone who claims that margarine is "one molecule away" from being plastic. It's a complete misnomer.
I don't even like or eat margarine but this drives me up the freaking wall.
Indra Servo 3 years ago
Anyone who ever drink dihydrogen monoxide will be dead sooner or later
#30
Schizophrenia is the same thing as Multiple Personality Disorder
#31
Scholars in the middle ages didn't believe the Earth was flat. The ancient Greeks knew that [stuff] was false. The myth of the flat earth was a post-Romanticism fancy in pop culture, not a serious scholarly movement.
That line from Men In Black has pissed me off ever since I learned the truth.
#33
That cutting your hair off makes it grow in thicker.
Stephanie Did It 3 years ago
It just takes off the thin or split ends so the hair looks fuller and thicker.
#34
We only use 10% of our brains. If you don't know what 100% is, then how do you determine what 10% is.
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
After reading most of these beliefs people have I' positive they are using only 10% of thir brain power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#35
Cracking your knuckles makes them bigger/gives you arthritis.
This is an ongoing battle between myself and my older coworkers.
#37
That historical armor was basically useless, only increasing the chance of maybe deflecting a blow if you were lucky. You still see it in movies, shows and games where a knife or sword or arrow will go through armor like it's cardboard.
In reality armor was very useful. Very good armor, like a knight's suit of plate, made the wearer virtually invincible. The best plate could stop even early firearms. A knight in full plate and wielding a shield was pretty much the tank of the medieval battlefield. Doubly so if on horseback. Specialized weapons and a concerted effort was needed to defeat one, although typically no one would try to kill a knight since you can't ransom a corpse.
But even simple gambesons, which were made from layers of fabric, could resist a sword cut. High quality gambesons could resist all but the strongest cuts from specialized cutting swords.
Also: that swords were super heavy. A typical one-handed arming sword from the middle ages weighed around 3lbs, 4 max. A two-handed long sword could get up to 5lbs. Rapiers weighed around the same as other swords, which is contrary to popular belief.
Yes, swinging around a 3-4lb object would tire someone out, but the people doing so were generally more fit than the people reading this thread.
Alexandru Bucur 3 years ago
Piggybacking on this, the myth that the sword was the most important weapon on the medieval battlefield. Nope, your primary weapon was a sort of polearm - spear, lance if on horseback, halberd, pike, bardiche, naginata, you name it. The sword was actually the sidearm, the weapon you used after your spear broke or became ineffective (tight in melee, for example) or the one you took with you everywhere, even in context where you were unarmored. Sure, there are examples of fully armored knights fighting with two-handed swords, but that's sort of an edge case, because that usually requires a full plate harness and some specific circumstances to pull off and it's debatable wherever it doesn't straddle the border between sword and pole arm anyway, especially later examples, like the Zweihänder of the German Landsknechte, which was popular in the 16th century - those guys even had smaller swords (usually some type of messer) as sidearms to their swords...
#38
Bulls get angry when they see the color red. It's not true..
Bulls are actually red-green colorblind. What actually triggers the bull's anger is the movement in front of them.
Neil Bidle 3 years ago
Did you see mythbusters test the "bull in a china shop"? Calm, sensible, and didn't break a thing
#39
If you lift your hands above your head while pregnant you will strangle the baby. I am sure it was started by smart women who didn’t want to do all the housework while pregnant and tired. I still hear it every now and again.
#41
The highest tax rate means your entire income is taxed at that rate
N G 3 years ago
I HATE this one! It's used deliberately to reinforce the idea that the rich shouldnt be taxed somehow - yet it's usually perpetuated by people who are middle class at most (since a lot of the ultra rich either fully understand the tax system, or can employ people who do on their behalf). It's a mindset that leads to "you cant have a 75% tax rate because *when I'm earning more* you'll be taking more off me". Like the whole thing where people who were several tens of thousands of dollars off being affected were protesting because of some hyperthetical future pay rise they were going to someday maybe get.
#42
That Napoleon was short. He was average height
Stephanie Did It 3 years ago
He was about 5'7" in English measurement, 5'2" by French. Also he was affectionately dubbed The Little Colonel by his troops, likely because his bodyguards and some officers were taller. Another source says that when he was victorious in Italy, he was a young, inexperienced and relatively unknown officer so it was a derogatory moniker. Either way, the nickname stuck.
#43
that myth about how nasa invented ballpoint pens for space while the USSR just used pencils... basically completely untrue
#46
Einstein was bad at school math.
Laura Mende (Human) 3 years ago
That one is interesting. Einstein went to school in Switzerland, where grades are opposite of other countries (in Germany i.e. 1 ist best, 6 is worst / Swiss 5 is best, 1 is worst). Einstein had a 4-5 in math, meaning the best to second best grade in swiss. It's just a Transmission error.
#47
That you can spot-reduce fat. Far too many quacks on the internet talking about “toning” and “melting belly fat” with a hundred sit-ups a day.
Caroline Nagel 3 years ago
sit-ups are bad for your back. No good physiotherapist would tell people to do sit-ups.
#48
Black belts have to register their fists as weapons... I can't believe I was dumb enough to fall for that.
#50
History is filled with this stuff, but I'm gonna go with general misconceptions due to an inability to read history in context.
Often if you read a funny and strange story where you go 'haha those dumb superstitious people in the past' in reality there isn't superstition behind it, there's politics and power. For example, if you hear of someone being excommunicated and declared a witch / heretic for some odd reason the truth is the given reason is just a made up excuse, and the real reason is political intrigue.
What do you think ?
Arthur Waite 3 years ago
This was a good article - it was fun to read, and it not only reinforced a lot of things I'd already understood, it added to some things I hadn't heard of. The calendar item, for example. Well Done!
Paweł Duda 3 years ago
Another one: that is your ever have sex with HIV positive person you will instantly get the virus. Well no. The most risky situation which is a**l sex as being passive side has only 1/265 chance of infection. Other types of sexual activity even less, and are very dependent on the situation,
Monday 3 years ago
Very true, but it remains a pretty bad idea to knowingly have unprotected sex with an HIV positive person. Your chances do depend on the "viral load" of the infected person too. Higher load = higher chance of tranmission.
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RatherLoopy 3 years ago
I dunno if this is still going around but when I was young, it was commonly believed to be illegal to drive in bare feet (ostensibly because metal pedals in older cars grew hot while driving). As an officer pointed out during a defensive driving course back in the day, not only is is perfectly legal to drive barefooted, it's also really not a great idea to be reaching under the front seat hunting for your flip-flops when an armed officer is warily approaching your drivers side window.
Robert Thompson 3 years ago
You don't have to water your lawn every day. Lawns were a thing long before irrigation. My favorite discourse on the matter is from a youtuber who calls himself "The History Guy"
Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago
Who waters their lawn at all? What an incredible waste.
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DC 3 years ago
... while some myths just sound like weird stuff no one believes in, ... people actually do believe that certain parts of rare animals cure or improve something they're not satisfied about regarding their own body. Often, it is either meant to prolong or enable an erection, or fertility - as if these were mankind's most pressing issues. But the snakeoil salesmen know their customers - something improving your eyesight in old age won't sell as good as something making your hard on a hard to deflate one, or making you horny or fertile, or all of the above. And these beliefs contribute to getting those species extinct - so, I say f**k all that superstition, f**k all the idiot's medicine, f**k all the so-called alternative cures. Evidence based medicine not only works better, it also will not make sharks or tigers extinct. Don't be stupid. Don't believe in magic.
Dorothy Cloud 2 years ago
It was kind of interesting. But so many should have been explained further. Just like getting 1/2 of an idea.
I wish I could live in the ocean 3 years ago
Some are obviously bullshit but I'd like to see evidence, or a source, for others. How for they know that Napoleon was average height instead of short? Not that I don't want to believe it, but to me those are 2 theories that both could be true.
Seabeast 3 years ago
Because he was captured and imprisoned by the British, twice. They'd have seen him close up. Someone had to have made his coffin after he died.
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Will Tiernan 3 years ago
"God" or "Gods" seems to have been missed from this list. Very annoying twaddle that lots of people still believe in.
s. vitkovitsky 3 years ago
Yes, why have a fun thead when you can arrogantly and condescendingly insult readers as well?!
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Something 3 years ago
Vaccines do not cause autism at all, but there are things that may lead to an increased rate of autism that are good. For example, preterm infants may be more likely to be diagnosed with autism compared to full term infants. This means that a higher survival rate for preterm infants can lead to an increased rate of autism.
Marnie 3 years ago
Not sure why you were downvoted. I hadn't heard about the link to preterm infants, but if someone thinks they have evidence to the contrary, I wish they'd post that, instead of just downvoting. SOMETHING is causing the increase in autism. I'm curious as to what (especially being autistic myself).
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Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago
Why do you have children so much that you think it's an insult?
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I want cake 3 years ago
There is also the fact that a lot of people put false information on the internet and many people aren't properly taught at school how to differentiate between correct facts and false facts and how to tell if a resource is as trustworthy as it claims or appears.
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Arthur Waite 3 years ago
This was a good article - it was fun to read, and it not only reinforced a lot of things I'd already understood, it added to some things I hadn't heard of. The calendar item, for example. Well Done!
Paweł Duda 3 years ago
Another one: that is your ever have sex with HIV positive person you will instantly get the virus. Well no. The most risky situation which is a**l sex as being passive side has only 1/265 chance of infection. Other types of sexual activity even less, and are very dependent on the situation,
Monday 3 years ago
Very true, but it remains a pretty bad idea to knowingly have unprotected sex with an HIV positive person. Your chances do depend on the "viral load" of the infected person too. Higher load = higher chance of tranmission.
Load More Replies... RatherLoopy 3 years ago
I dunno if this is still going around but when I was young, it was commonly believed to be illegal to drive in bare feet (ostensibly because metal pedals in older cars grew hot while driving). As an officer pointed out during a defensive driving course back in the day, not only is is perfectly legal to drive barefooted, it's also really not a great idea to be reaching under the front seat hunting for your flip-flops when an armed officer is warily approaching your drivers side window.
Robert Thompson 3 years ago
You don't have to water your lawn every day. Lawns were a thing long before irrigation. My favorite discourse on the matter is from a youtuber who calls himself "The History Guy"
Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago
Who waters their lawn at all? What an incredible waste.
Load More Replies... DC 3 years ago
... while some myths just sound like weird stuff no one believes in, ... people actually do believe that certain parts of rare animals cure or improve something they're not satisfied about regarding their own body. Often, it is either meant to prolong or enable an erection, or fertility - as if these were mankind's most pressing issues. But the snakeoil salesmen know their customers - something improving your eyesight in old age won't sell as good as something making your hard on a hard to deflate one, or making you horny or fertile, or all of the above. And these beliefs contribute to getting those species extinct - so, I say f**k all that superstition, f**k all the idiot's medicine, f**k all the so-called alternative cures. Evidence based medicine not only works better, it also will not make sharks or tigers extinct. Don't be stupid. Don't believe in magic.
Dorothy Cloud 2 years ago
It was kind of interesting. But so many should have been explained further. Just like getting 1/2 of an idea.
I wish I could live in the ocean 3 years ago
Some are obviously bullshit but I'd like to see evidence, or a source, for others. How for they know that Napoleon was average height instead of short? Not that I don't want to believe it, but to me those are 2 theories that both could be true.
Seabeast 3 years ago
Because he was captured and imprisoned by the British, twice. They'd have seen him close up. Someone had to have made his coffin after he died.
Load More Replies... Will Tiernan 3 years ago
"God" or "Gods" seems to have been missed from this list. Very annoying twaddle that lots of people still believe in.
s. vitkovitsky 3 years ago
Yes, why have a fun thead when you can arrogantly and condescendingly insult readers as well?!
Load More Replies... Something 3 years ago
Vaccines do not cause autism at all, but there are things that may lead to an increased rate of autism that are good. For example, preterm infants may be more likely to be diagnosed with autism compared to full term infants. This means that a higher survival rate for preterm infants can lead to an increased rate of autism.
Marnie 3 years ago
Not sure why you were downvoted. I hadn't heard about the link to preterm infants, but if someone thinks they have evidence to the contrary, I wish they'd post that, instead of just downvoting. SOMETHING is causing the increase in autism. I'm curious as to what (especially being autistic myself).
Load More Replies... Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago
Why do you have children so much that you think it's an insult?
Load More Replies... I want cake 3 years ago
There is also the fact that a lot of people put false information on the internet and many people aren't properly taught at school how to differentiate between correct facts and false facts and how to tell if a resource is as trustworthy as it claims or appears.
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