Something tells me this kid will be hearing this story for decades.

It even has an evil square-eyed face.

I see no problem here.

My youngest son’s baby box still contains the receipt from the plumber who had to remove a plastic crabby patty from our clogged toilet. Point is…I feel ya.

I’m not totally mad at this one

Wait, wasn't that the intended original purpose?

This does not belong here, but nice picture :)

He's a smartie pants.

I'm loving the paint colour! 🤓

Holy c**p. She lives alone, right?

Mom owes you new shoes. Extremely nice shoes.

My nephew does this - are they related?!??! 😁

1/4 ply 😭

Im not familiar with this kind of dog, is it naturally pink or does it change from dog to dog?

fire hazard

I'm partly through this list and this is the most aggravating of the posts so far. You're brother is truly a monster.

This is so cruel.

I think the wife is horrible

They should pay you!

1st edition? Noooooooo...... 'Avada Kedavra'

You have kids or you have things. Cannot have both.

You can possibly save one or multiple lives by documenting it and send to the police. Wreckless endangerment is no joke.

eww

Change it to be warm-cold-warm-cold-warm and it'll look much better.

At this point, is this brush even getting through her hair? The bristles are being strangled

Well "You don't need cats."

Ew! She needs to get an ashtray

Oh man. I sew a lot and I am fanatical about putting my sewing needles and pins away securely. I stepped on a lost sewing needle once. Never again.

How to turn your airbag into a Claymore in one easy step.

Oh, this kid going to be problems.

Bad news. Something opened it from the inside. It may still be in your house.

Foiled again!

But what did he dew?

Please don't assume or suggest the child is a monster..i grew up in an abusive household and I was terrified of making any mistake fearing the consequences. Let me suggest an alternative explanation to the picture - perhaps it was emergency breaking, perhaps the car run into a pothole and the drink spilled. I am happy to see a smiling child and not one cowering in fear

Is it okay to boop the "offender" over the head with it? Asking for a friend.

Yeah that’s bad but seriously, don’t you check before shaking?

State of the freezer worries me more.

How did they do this?? What, did they turn it upside down and stand on it?

You stab him back!

What's another word for "pissed off"?

Please don't give those things to birds. It's just as much or even worse of a junk food for them as for humans.

The corner pieces are the best ones

Try soaking it in vinegar before washing. Vinegar is a natural stain remover.

Hand sanitizer removes this. It also removes sharpie and pen stains fyi I’ve leaned this the hard way too many times

I got a stamp set for my birthday once. My youngest sister got it in her hands, climbed on her bed with it and then continued to rip apart the ink pad and distribute the crumbs onto her bedding. She must have been ~3 years old back then. I was very upset at the time. And nowadays she's upset that I still like to tell that story :3

If you call your local police department they may be able to help. Bonus… you will undoubtedly make their day. 😁

From a chemical point of view: If something can not be removed you should try something else with which the soiling interacts better. So water - water with soap - water with weak acids (vinegar/citric acid) - oil - ethanol/isopropanol (alcohols) - acetone (ketones). Whereas I personally would probably leave the child dyed (after checking the composition of the dye) before resorting to acetone on the child. I would never resort to hydrogen peroxide without great need, as it simply breaks down the tissue and can cause severe (!) damage to the eye.

you also could try baking soda

Try a quick spray of Dawn Power Wash & rub hands together. Wash w/ soap & water. It's the only thing that gets the dark gel coloring from cake decorating off my hands.

use olive oil and soap on a warm wet washcloth

Lava soap