Something tells me this kid will be hearing this story for decades.

It even has an evil square-eyed face.

I see no problem here.

My youngest son’s baby box still contains the receipt from the plumber who had to remove a plastic crabby patty from our clogged toilet. Point is…I feel ya.

I’m not totally mad at this one

Wait, wasn't that the intended original purpose?

This does not belong here, but nice picture :)

He's a smartie pants.

I'm loving the paint colour! 🤓

Holy c**p. She lives alone, right?

Mom owes you new shoes. Extremely nice shoes.

My nephew does this - are they related?!??! 😁

1/4 ply 😭

Im not familiar with this kind of dog, is it naturally pink or does it change from dog to dog?

fire hazard

I'm partly through this list and this is the most aggravating of the posts so far. You're brother is truly a monster.

This is so cruel.

I think the wife is horrible

They should pay you!

1st edition? Noooooooo...... 'Avada Kedavra'

You have kids or you have things. Cannot have both.

You can possibly save one or multiple lives by documenting it and send to the police. Wreckless endangerment is no joke.

eww

Change it to be warm-cold-warm-cold-warm and it'll look much better.

At this point, is this brush even getting through her hair? The bristles are being strangled

Well "You don't need cats."

Ew! She needs to get an ashtray

Oh man. I sew a lot and I am fanatical about putting my sewing needles and pins away securely. I stepped on a lost sewing needle once. Never again.

Grab a magnet, pick them up, and then when you've got most of them, use the magnet to do a final sweep and it'll pick up any you missed!

I collect mine with a magnet

At least getting the point across wouldn't be pointless.

Oh gosh

I hope they don't have pets.

Hope you don't have kids or pets!

Ouch, if you hurt yourself she should have paid for the trip to the emergency room!

Sounds like a good lesson done with a bloody prank

Magnet!

My sister did this with toothpicks and I found them in the dark with bare feet after work! 👍🏾

As a kid I jumped off my parents tall four poster bed onto a blanket not knowing my mom was mending it. Needle went right up my heel. My dad removed it with needle nose pliers.

Run a magnet over the carpet to pick up the no-see-ems.

My ex used to grab any available scissors when he wanted to cut something. Wires, paper, whatever. Even after I threatened to use my sewing shears on him! He got a bit better after teaching himself to sew.

Glad you’re safe!

One of the BIG joys of moving after I retired is that I now have a room with no carpet for sewing in, AND I can shut the cats out of the room. It's the best. I grew up hearing pins hit the floor, and it took me a long time to get used to having to find the pins after since I didn't hear them hit, and didn't know where they were!

Nooooooo

This used to be a problem at my house too. I gave her one of my $3.99 magnetic parts trays. She loves it. Problem solved.

*cringes* *feet curl up instinctively* No no no.

Holy s**t! That is so bad! I know what a needle to the foot feels like and am constantly scouring the floor so the rest of my family doesn't!! Wtf!!! Selfish!

Do you have to get a tetanus shot if you step on one