A superior once demanded I make coffee. But I don't drink coffee. Sure, I'll make it... is it six scoops of coffee? Nevermind, I'll do it myself. And that, ladies, is how you break the chauvinistic cycle.

That's funny, I sometimes have that feeling when talking to people with kids and I have one, so there you go.

Maybe she doesn't know. Maybe you can teach her like: "Thank you for counting the apparel. But let me show you a neat trick..."

Whenever she posts about yet another fancy trip, leave a comment saying, "Where's the money, Lebowski??"

Not if you have co-irkers like this 601a58db9a...d29141.jpg

It's a BMW, what did you expect?

Some people are determined to remain ignorant.

Someone obviously doesn't like crusts.

I learned a LOOONG time ago, to buy a lunchbag and a ice pack.

I had a woman working beneath me, so I was supposed to be training her but it was a lost cause because every bag she opened was torn thru. It was crazy and always a mess to clean up after.

I would stay there sorting it. I would hate myself, someone will probably yell at me for it, but I can't help myself. I did it before. I have learned not to sort messes in shops, I don't work in a shop I should not do other people's jobs..., but this is too much.

Good thing you also took a picture for him.

I'm a lefty... I approve. 😂

How can cord get that kinked? I need to straighten it out. Let me into the picture.

I did the same when I was 6yrs old and wanted to help around the house

Unplug it, walk over to another desk (preferably one of the idiots who did this) unplug their keyboard and substitute this one.

When I was between undergrad & grad school (young) & working at my first office job I had a plate of cookies given to me on my desk on a decorative plate with colored plastic wrap around it and ribbon with a bow. It was clearly a holiday gift. It disappeared. That night, my roommates gave me all the shake from their weed & I leaned to make really potent “pot oil.” I made a new batch of cookies & wrapped them like the previous and brought them to work. They sat on my desk all day & disappeared the following. All three mailroom guys went home “sick” that day. The following day, a Friday, I walked a letter that needed to be mailed to their area. Without elaborating, I simply said “glad you’re feeling better. I hope the next time it doesn’t kill you” and laughed like it was a joke. The following Monday there was a bakery made box of cookies on my desk. No one went to HR, no one made a scene.

I like them better this way

People who are rude to service staff are THE WORST.

If I owned a trash car... I'd park it right up close to their driver's door.

I'm truly sorry, but I just don't get this. What makes you think you have a right to someone else's possessions just because you share a work space? What is it about desks and office spaces that turns people into thieves?

But.. the sponge and soap are RIGHT THERE. I didn't know offices hired entire teams of toddlers.

Bloody barbarian!

Who really has the problem here? 😂

541. FIVE HUNDRED AND FORTY ONE TIMES. IN ONE MONTH. that averages to EIGHTEEN times every single day. Jesus.

Approx 25 times a day.

At least they knew to draw a slash through four tally marks!

You OBVIOUSLY have way too much time on your hands..

Last place I worked there was a strict no drink (and no dr u gs) policy - we were supervising work on high speed highways - even at lunchtimes so no drinking games. One of the "hot shot" managers fell in love with the word "curate" . . . .( “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” -Inigo Montoya). . . and would often use it when giving pep talks to the troops. A group of us got plastic cups filled with Smarties (the original M&Ms) and each time we heard "curate" we'd pop a candy. Put on so much damn weight!

We used to play buzzword bingo in company-wide meetings when management would use ridiculous words to try to appear superior, like one of my favs: "granular" - are you listening, Joe? Then the four of us would fake a couching fit in unison in response.

My manager says it all the time. I'm giving him a thesaurus with a postit making the obviously page. He'll laugh...he knows its something to work on

Try counting “like” I have a coworker who simply can’t speak without using it “I was like, no, you pay, I was like so mad, and like she said like no, I paid last time and like the time before, I don’t like her”

I would be giggling inside as I kept a mental tally. Then, when they left, I would gleefully go write the marks down.

That could be me (except I apparently say "Actually" not "Obviously")

Please don't do this. It's passive aggressive. I had a co-worker who would keep track of how many times I was on the phone, regardless if it was personal or work, and it is deeply childish.

No way will you ever get the residue out of that Nespresso machine. Throw it away, it's useless now.

This is a warcrime 🤨

Pour some boiling water in, let it sit for a little bit. Dump the water. Put a little bit of dish soap and a few generous finger-fulls of baking soda on a soft cloth. Use some firm pressure and wipe out the sides and bottom of the mug. Should come right out.

This is a health and safety violation and they should be written up.

It's the "I, seal, upside down axe, 83" vial.....thought that was obvious

That's why they don't care anymore

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over?

"I don't know what happened to your tooth. Maybe the cleaning people threw it out?"

Fire exit hazard. Report them to HR.

They're not discarded - they're being saved for later

thems fightin' words

What an asśhole.

This is more on the workplace honestly. My swipe card for work only opens the one building I run my afterschool program in (the school hall) and the outside gates. I can't even get into the main office after a certain time in the afternoon. Makes it awkward sometimes. The school are very reluctant to give out another card, so when I occasionally get to have someone work with me, they also have to text me to get in (or go through the school office, which is more annoying).

Looks like you can't spare a square

It's only your job to clean it up if you agree to it.