A superior once demanded I make coffee. But I don't drink coffee. Sure, I'll make it... is it six scoops of coffee? Nevermind, I'll do it myself. And that, ladies, is how you break the chauvinistic cycle.

That's funny, I sometimes have that feeling when talking to people with kids and I have one, so there you go.

Maybe she doesn't know. Maybe you can teach her like: "Thank you for counting the apparel. But let me show you a neat trick..."

Whenever she posts about yet another fancy trip, leave a comment saying, "Where's the money, Lebowski??"

Not if you have co-irkers like this 601a58db9a...d29141.jpg

It's a BMW, what did you expect?

Some people are determined to remain ignorant.

Someone obviously doesn't like crusts.

I learned a LOOONG time ago, to buy a lunchbag and a ice pack.

I had a woman working beneath me, so I was supposed to be training her but it was a lost cause because every bag she opened was torn thru. It was crazy and always a mess to clean up after.

I would stay there sorting it. I would hate myself, someone will probably yell at me for it, but I can't help myself. I did it before. I have learned not to sort messes in shops, I don't work in a shop I should not do other people's jobs..., but this is too much.

Good thing you also took a picture for him.

I'm a lefty... I approve. 😂

How can cord get that kinked? I need to straighten it out. Let me into the picture.

I did the same when I was 6yrs old and wanted to help around the house

Unplug it, walk over to another desk (preferably one of the idiots who did this) unplug their keyboard and substitute this one.

When I was between undergrad & grad school (young) & working at my first office job I had a plate of cookies given to me on my desk on a decorative plate with colored plastic wrap around it and ribbon with a bow. It was clearly a holiday gift. It disappeared. That night, my roommates gave me all the shake from their weed & I leaned to make really potent “pot oil.” I made a new batch of cookies & wrapped them like the previous and brought them to work. They sat on my desk all day & disappeared the following. All three mailroom guys went home “sick” that day. The following day, a Friday, I walked a letter that needed to be mailed to their area. Without elaborating, I simply said “glad you’re feeling better. I hope the next time it doesn’t kill you” and laughed like it was a joke. The following Monday there was a bakery made box of cookies on my desk. No one went to HR, no one made a scene.

I like them better this way

People who are rude to service staff are THE WORST.

If I owned a trash car... I'd park it right up close to their driver's door.

I'm truly sorry, but I just don't get this. What makes you think you have a right to someone else's possessions just because you share a work space? What is it about desks and office spaces that turns people into thieves?

But.. the sponge and soap are RIGHT THERE. I didn't know offices hired entire teams of toddlers.

this happened in my office all the time, but the cleaning crews just cleaned around it (understandably)

We had this problem. Left a laminated note..."If it's still here at 5pm, you'll find it in the garbage at 9am"

That's ridamdiculous

I work in a corporate office of over 500 people and they do the same thing. only they leave food in the bowls and sink. They clog the sing regularly and over the weekend or holidays the building AC is turned off. Imagine walking into the break room, hot and stale, and whoa... so nasty.

Why does an office provide plates and flatware?

I once worked at a place where the boss decided to say: don't clean the kitchen during your paid time. After 3 years of having a clean kitchen most of the time the kitchen suddenly looked like this all the time. Many employees even changed to bringing their own mugs and taking them home instead of cleaning them in the kitchen.

Throw away an item every few days

I would think it would get a whole lot worse by Friday.

This would really bother me.

You all actually pay people to clean up after other grown people? LOL

Bloody barbarian!

Who really has the problem here? 😂

No way will you ever get the residue out of that Nespresso machine. Throw it away, it's useless now.

This is a warcrime 🤨

Pour some boiling water in, let it sit for a little bit. Dump the water. Put a little bit of dish soap and a few generous finger-fulls of baking soda on a soft cloth. Use some firm pressure and wipe out the sides and bottom of the mug. Should come right out.

This is a health and safety violation and they should be written up.

It's the "I, seal, upside down axe, 83" vial.....thought that was obvious

That's why they don't care anymore

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over?

"I don't know what happened to your tooth. Maybe the cleaning people threw it out?"

Fire exit hazard. Report them to HR.

They're not discarded - they're being saved for later

thems fightin' words

What an asśhole.

This is more on the workplace honestly. My swipe card for work only opens the one building I run my afterschool program in (the school hall) and the outside gates. I can't even get into the main office after a certain time in the afternoon. Makes it awkward sometimes. The school are very reluctant to give out another card, so when I occasionally get to have someone work with me, they also have to text me to get in (or go through the school office, which is more annoying).

Looks like you can't spare a square

It's only your job to clean it up if you agree to it.

OMG I had almost exactly same co-worker. The throat clearing wouldn't have been so bad if he did it while his mouth was closed. But he did it every 5 minutes. Drove me absolutely insane