A superior once demanded I make coffee. But I don't drink coffee. Sure, I'll make it... is it six scoops of coffee? Nevermind, I'll do it myself. And that, ladies, is how you break the chauvinistic cycle.

That's funny, I sometimes have that feeling when talking to people with kids and I have one, so there you go.

Maybe she doesn't know. Maybe you can teach her like: "Thank you for counting the apparel. But let me show you a neat trick..."

Whenever she posts about yet another fancy trip, leave a comment saying, "Where's the money, Lebowski??"

Not if you have co-irkers like this 601a58db9a...d29141.jpg

It's a BMW, what did you expect?

I see that s**t and park as close as I can. I have a 2005 Corolla that's already dented. Go ahead a try getting into your car when I park an inch away from your door, b***h.

I do get easily irritated by double parking!!! That would drive me up the walls! Not even a week into it I would have been in front of their desk, slamming their license plates on it! I can't stand stupid, but entitlement enrages me!!!

Get the person on the left to double park as well - 2" from the BMW's door. Then someone else park on the right, half on the curb, but also 2" from the BMW.

That's why you bring cookies to the forklift driver.

Just park right behind them. They will learn eventually.

Not surprising from a BMW driver

Because of course it's a BMW. I think there's some kind of law that says you have to be a douchebag to own one.

Don't know if it is true but I heard a rumor that this attracts the magical parking fairies that love to gorilla glue things like pizza boxes to the windshield

Put a note on it a couple of times warning them that if they keep it up it will be towed and do it.

Let. air. out. of. BMW. tires.

Call a tow truck.

Gotta protect that Beemer.

Then they deserve a flat tire, don't they?.

Don't want to be hit by other's doors probably.

Some people are determined to remain ignorant.

Someone obviously doesn't like crusts.

I learned a LOOONG time ago, to buy a lunchbag and a ice pack.

I had a woman working beneath me, so I was supposed to be training her but it was a lost cause because every bag she opened was torn thru. It was crazy and always a mess to clean up after.

I would stay there sorting it. I would hate myself, someone will probably yell at me for it, but I can't help myself. I did it before. I have learned not to sort messes in shops, I don't work in a shop I should not do other people's jobs..., but this is too much.

Good thing you also took a picture for him.

I'm a lefty... I approve. 😂

How can cord get that kinked? I need to straighten it out. Let me into the picture.

I did the same when I was 6yrs old and wanted to help around the house

Unplug it, walk over to another desk (preferably one of the idiots who did this) unplug their keyboard and substitute this one.

When I was between undergrad & grad school (young) & working at my first office job I had a plate of cookies given to me on my desk on a decorative plate with colored plastic wrap around it and ribbon with a bow. It was clearly a holiday gift. It disappeared. That night, my roommates gave me all the shake from their weed & I leaned to make really potent “pot oil.” I made a new batch of cookies & wrapped them like the previous and brought them to work. They sat on my desk all day & disappeared the following. All three mailroom guys went home “sick” that day. The following day, a Friday, I walked a letter that needed to be mailed to their area. Without elaborating, I simply said “glad you’re feeling better. I hope the next time it doesn’t kill you” and laughed like it was a joke. The following Monday there was a bakery made box of cookies on my desk. No one went to HR, no one made a scene.

I like them better this way

People who are rude to service staff are THE WORST.

If I owned a trash car... I'd park it right up close to their driver's door.

I'm truly sorry, but I just don't get this. What makes you think you have a right to someone else's possessions just because you share a work space? What is it about desks and office spaces that turns people into thieves?

But.. the sponge and soap are RIGHT THERE. I didn't know offices hired entire teams of toddlers.

Bloody barbarian!

Who really has the problem here? 😂

No way will you ever get the residue out of that Nespresso machine. Throw it away, it's useless now.

This is a warcrime 🤨

Pour some boiling water in, let it sit for a little bit. Dump the water. Put a little bit of dish soap and a few generous finger-fulls of baking soda on a soft cloth. Use some firm pressure and wipe out the sides and bottom of the mug. Should come right out.

This is a health and safety violation and they should be written up.

It's the "I, seal, upside down axe, 83" vial.....thought that was obvious

That's why they don't care anymore

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over?

"I don't know what happened to your tooth. Maybe the cleaning people threw it out?"

Fire exit hazard. Report them to HR.