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In the usually grim and murky reality, there’s one thing that’s a real speck of light. Yup, we’re talking about anime - the most fantastic form of animation ever. Sure, naming things ‘the best’ is a tad bit controversial and if you don’t count yourself as a fan, just check out these anime puns that we’ve rounded up. They just might convince you of anime’s greatness once and for all! And if you’re already a practicing fan, check out these anime character puns and wordplay directly from some of the most popular series, nevertheless. They might have the power to brighten up your day!
So, anime puns - as you’re about to see, some of these double entendres are more about fans of the phenomena, while others come directly from anime characters’ mouths. Either way, all of these adorable puns are of exceptional quality, high relatability, and, most importantly - great fun. And surely, even if you’re not that big of an anime fan, you’re not against entertainment, right? That’s what we thought.
Now, clear the decks and make some space in your agenda for these cute puns - you’ll definitely need some time to read all of them, spend some time chuckling, and then discuss these cool puns with your friends. But, before you do all that, don’t forget to give the best puns your vote so they’ll reach the top of our list!
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#1
How many characters does it take to screw and fix a light bulb in 'Dragon Ball Z'?
Only one. But it will take 6 episodes.
Billy Harrelson 2 years ago
Same with Yu-Gi-Oh. All he had to do is play one card but it would take him a week and a half to play it!
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#2
What is a type of anime car a little sister in the anime world usually drives?
A Nii-san.
#3
I would have tried alchemy if it did not cost an arm and a leg.
#5
What would you call a drowning Titan?
A Titanic.
#7
Frieza is quite cool, but sadly the older brother is Cooler.
Jason Cheng 2 years ago (edited)
And the dad is cold who kept ignoring everyone which is why his wife left him, end of story.
#8
What is common between Light from 'Death Note' and a lift?
They are both L-evaders.
#9
What would happen if Vegeta stopped eating meat?
He would turn into a Vegeta-rian.
#10
What did the Jaegers say when they adopted Mikasa and took her in?
"Mikasa es su casa."
#11
What does Todoroki put in his coffee?
Half and half.
KittyGaming 1 year ago
Hahhahahahahahah i bet if Bakugo saw this he would send it to Shoto in the class group chat
#12
How to get in touch with an android?
You have to use a CELL Phone.
Jason Cheng 2 years ago
Its about a Dragon Ball Z character named Cell who literally eats androids and vomits them up
#13
A Titan's favorite dish is rawmen.
#14
What does MonkeyD. Luffy say when you want another piece of the pie?
You can only have 'One Piece.'
#15
When Vegeta got his tuition bill, what did he say?
It is over 9000.
#16
What is the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother?
Brock-o-Lee.
#17
What’s the difference between love and Naruto?
Naruto lasts forever.
#18
Naruto should have had some Pain killers before fighting the Akatsuki.
#19
Why did Saitama get fired from his job when working in the railways as a conductor?
Because he had to punch a ticket.
#20
Sasuke knows how to grab girls' hearts - with the Chidori.
#21
Life is neither an anime nor a 'Fairy Tail.'
#24
Why are the soldiers' Titan killing blades in 'Attack on Titan' extremely strong?
Because they are made of Titan-ium.
#25
What do you call the anime bill of rights?
The Manga Carta.
#26
What’s the full name of somebody who loves Japanese animation?
Annie Maniac.
#27
How do you get reluctant Pokemon to get on a bus?
You Poke-em-on.
#28
Why does nobody joke about rock type or ground type Pokemon?
Because their jokes have reached rock bottom.
#29
What is the first food item that 'Whole Foods' is basing on an anime to promote healthy eating habits amongst kids?
My Hero Macadamia.
#31
Why does Miso not like the world anymore?
Because there is no Light.
#32
Why should you not be telling jokes about 'Shingeki no Kyojin' to a fan of the series?
Because it would be a Colossal mistake.
#34
Why did Goku get into another fight with Vegeta?
Because he was Saiyan bad jokes.
#35
Why did the Dragon Ball Z fan fail to officially change his name to Goku?
Because he could not get to the final form.
#36
If Levi would have had a brother, what would he be named?
Mr. Clean.
#40
What is the favorite song of Eren family that they often groove to?
Moves like Jaeger.
#41
How does Kagome wash her clothes?
Inuwasha.
#42
A life without watching anime is 'No Game No life.'
#45
Asta had encountered such bad luck, because she must have found a 'Black Clover.'
#51
What language do weebs who haven't learned Japanese prefer to read in mangas?
Manganese.
#53
Why did Erwin lose his limb in battle with Titans?
Because he had gone out on a limb with his last attack plan.
#55
What sound does an anime themed ambulance make?
Weeboo Weeboo Weeboo.
#58
Goku Junior needed Pan in his life for food.
#60
Tobi or not Tobi, that is the real question.
#62
An anime collection does not sound bright enough without 'Bleach.'
#63
One thing that anime teaches you is exactly 'How not to Summon A Demon Lord.'
#64
Whenever he hears any bad news, Griffith goes 'Berserk.'
#65
Alphonse literally is a 'Fullmetal Alchemist' unlike Edward.
Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago (edited)
That's not a joke, people have literally made that assumption in the anime.
#67
Some characters from anime would definitely not want to go back to their 'School Days.'
#69
Why you would be in deep trouble if 'Tokyo Ghoul' would have been real?
Because, in this world, you Ken-run, but you Ken-not hide.
#73
What did Arlert say when he got his Jaeger uniform?
"You must have got my size wrong. I cannot even put my Armin."
#74
When Sasuke met Sakura after returning home, how did he propose to her?
"Are you an Uchiha, because you're one of a kind."
#83
An institute that does not follow the standard syllabus is My Hero Academia.
#89
I want to Naruto run away from bad anime.
Jack Harris 1 year ago
I want to Naruto-run away from those creeps that give "anime fan" a bad name!
#90
If you wonder what was said to Hashirama by Madara, it was: "Have you gotten the letter I have senju?"
#93
You have got to C4 yourself how Sasuke defeated Deidara.
#100
What did Meowth say to Ash when he told him to pretend like a tree and leave?
“He asked if Professor Oak was the one who set him up for that.”
#105
Why is a group of Uchihas not called a Sharin-gang?
Because they were all Sharin-gone.
#107
Why are the Uchihas so hell-bent on taking revenge?
Nobody Susanoos.
#109
I really like watching animes. But sometimes the plot is too drawn out.
#118
Finding an anime series that is pretty much dead in the modern age is quite a 'Ghost Hunt.'
#122
Why does nobody hangout with Tentacruel anymore?
Because he used to be cool. Now he's just cruel.
#125
What would you call an Uchiha who is not very fond of humor?
An Uchi.
#136
Joe's experience could be classified as 'JoJo's bizarre adventure.'
#137
I am quite sure that the scary story told by my classmates was a case of 'Ghosts in School.'
#138
What anime do you get when you mix a melon and a collie?
'The Melon-collie of Haruhi Suzumiya.'
#142
Why did Naruto stop pursuing Sakura?
Because it was Useless.
#143
What did Naruto say to Hinata when he proposed to her?
"I may not have a Byakugan, but I can see you look stunning."
#144
What’s a chicken’s favourite anime?
Bok-Bok-Boku No Hero Eggadamia.
#150
I’m really behind on One Pice. I’m only at episode 300
( there are over 1000 episodes)
What do you think ?
Alessandra Ruffa 2 years ago
nah, not that much. If you've seen the anime they're really cute! :3 Also, as if your watchlist wasn't full enough already, these all are really nice animes! :)
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nah, not that much. If you've seen the anime they're really cute! :3 Also, as if your watchlist wasn't full enough already, these all are really nice animes! :)
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